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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19080 on: June 06, 2019, 08:25:03 AM »


Nah, I highly recommend the doc on netflix about flat earthers; its genuinely hilarious, and there are people who believe the earth is flat enough to spend not inconsiderate amounts of time and money trying to scientifically prove their thesis.

A dangerous anti-science and alt-right adjacent belief that needs to be deplatformed is not hilarious. :wag

example scene:
"People have the wrong idea about us, we're not all losers living in our mums basement"
*cuts to next interviewee living in his mums basement*

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« Reply #19081 on: June 06, 2019, 08:29:06 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/donald-trump-is-coming-to-my-place-of-work-to-hold-a-rally-im-might-refuse-to-work-that-day.121188/

"Could you take a bullet for that piece of shit?"

"I just watch security footage"

 :whatisthis

Dude seriously wants to call off work because Trump might wander into view of his security monitor.

My favorite part of the OP

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Can't wait to leave this security job in two years after getting my masters in Public history.

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« Reply #19082 on: June 06, 2019, 08:30:27 AM »
Nah it's more like flat earth shit. There's always going to be that 0.1% of the population who are just so brain-damaged they will believe something because they have to believe the conspiracy.

The difference is that flat earthers don't actually believe that the earth is flat, they just think it's hilarious when people lose their shit arguing with them.

Nah, I highly recommend the doc on netflix about flat earthers; its genuinely hilarious, and there are people who believe the earth is flat enough to spend not inconsiderate amounts of time and money trying to scientifically prove their thesis.

No, they are willing to spend huge amounts of time proving it because of all the attention it gets them. It's like a giant "horses don't exist, and if they do they're a a fruit" meme that drove half of Sweden into amazing meltdowns a few years ago.


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« Reply #19083 on: June 06, 2019, 08:39:45 AM »
They should bring back To Catch a Predator with a THQ Nordic special.
Austria has an election in September, ResetERA.com should be e-mailing the embassies to get the parties platforms on what they're going to do to hold THQNordic's entire set of employees responsible for these international crimes. This could completely dominate the election and help stop the new alt-right/pro-Nazi parties like the Austrian People's Party.

JETZT should campaign on nothing but this.

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« Reply #19084 on: June 06, 2019, 08:48:41 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-the-royal-kasumi-trailer.121218/

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"Beauty is devotion"


She ain't even that pretty, smh


You have unrealistically high beauty standards if you actually believe this.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19085 on: June 06, 2019, 08:59:06 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-the-royal-kasumi-trailer.121218/page-4
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I did a double take there too, if you don't think she would be attractive in real life you have an issue.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19086 on: June 06, 2019, 09:02:55 AM »
And of course:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-the-royal-kasumi-trailer.121218/page-3

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Get some pants, you weirdo

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Yes cause when I think thieves, leotards are first in my mind

(Yes, because when I think "thieves," high school kids and big talking fucking cats also come to mind.  :doge )

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It's an important aspect of the character. Each character's phantom thief design represents the character and hers happens to be related to her roots as a rhythmic gymnast.
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People saying "but she's a rhythmic gymnast" in defense of the outfit as if she's a real person instead of a creation of game developers who chose to give her a hobby that justifies putting her in a leotard. In a game that already has a bad track record with their (minor) female characters being sexualized lol.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19087 on: June 06, 2019, 09:13:12 AM »
Quote from: JaredG, post: 21480944, member: 43531

People saying "but she's a rhythmic gymnast" in defense of the outfit as if she's a real person instead of a creation of game developers who chose to give her a hobby that justifies putting her in a leotard. In a game that already has a bad track record with their (minor) female characters being sexualized lol.


GOT 'EM

bu-bu-but the mostly-men-declaring-what-is-acceptable-female-character-designs thread routinely treats characters as though they are real to criticise any women not in full plate armour
:confused

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« Reply #19088 on: June 06, 2019, 09:14:05 AM »
That's quite the slope they've painted, which encompasses all gymnasts and performances in leotards, as needlessly sexualized instead of just the thing that these people wear to perform.

Maybe JaredG should stop sexualizing underage gymnasts

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« Reply #19089 on: June 06, 2019, 09:14:26 AM »
Ms Galaxy, victim of and defender of child pornographers.

She was telling people on GAF they made her sick because “people like them” drove her pedo friend to suicide because they didn’t understand and empathize with his affliction

Just on resetera that poster has claimed to be a gay, trans, non-binary, demisexual, furry who was put through a religious sexual reeducation camp, an immigrant, a naturalised citizen, with friends (plural) who killed themselves because donald trump was elected and who has personally seen people (plural) leave the gaming industry entirely due to gamergate harrassment.

Now all of these claims might well be true, in addition to their few days being kidnapped at 7, abused and filmed then returned.

But those are some claims when taken together.

check your privilege shitlord

Jesus Tittyfucking Haploid Christ, that's a joke character troll, how can they let that thing post?

Wasn't this also the character who said they were a literal Nazi?

Like, this is absolute shitposting and they're too fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed REEEEEEEE-fucktarded with all their intersectional bullshit drinking deeply of the "believe all claims" (from people who agree with my politics) koolaid.

because if they disbelieve one, they have to be willing to disbelieve any over the top caricature of a poster

and honestly they should, there are quite a few people publicly admitting they post at era as a caricature for the lulz and bans (quite successfully)

lime finally got got as evidence mounted around him, living in the US while also living in I don't remember Switzerland, they burned him off over time and said it was due to low quality inflammatory threads, but I think they realized he was an infiltrator
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19090 on: June 06, 2019, 09:15:57 AM »
That's quite the slope they've painted, which encompasses all gymnasts and performances in leotards, as needlessly sexualized instead of just the thing that these people wear to perform.

Maybe JaredG should stop sexualizing underage gymnasts

era should start using the phrase LEOtards  :thinking
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« Reply #19091 on: June 06, 2019, 09:17:38 AM »
That's actually not a bad idea... now that you've put it out into the ether in 2 months it will be in common usage on leftie twitter.

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« Reply #19092 on: June 06, 2019, 09:18:58 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

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« Reply #19093 on: June 06, 2019, 09:21:46 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

I'm convinced they're all just LARPing and it's all for socialization rather than a sincerely held belief that the earth is flat. Sure, they believe that the NWO is hiding something, but "flat earth" is just a symbol of that conspiracy rather than a real thing that exists. Then they all get together and hash out ways to prove this thing that doesn't exist DOES exist, knowing it can never be proven which means next year they'll all get together again. It gives them security and purpose and social connection.

Of course, some small amount do hold sincere beliefs that the earth is flat, but those people are very stupid.

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« Reply #19094 on: June 06, 2019, 09:22:02 AM »
The difference is that flat earthers don't actually believe that the earth is flat, they just think it's hilarious when people lose their shit arguing with them.

 :foodcourt
That's true for 95% of the people I've met who hold this position, trolls jumping from troll to troll, half of the ones I know were troll satanists before. :anecdopes

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« Reply #19095 on: June 06, 2019, 09:22:12 AM »
That's quite the slope they've painted, which encompasses all gymnasts and performances in leotards, as needlessly sexualized instead of just the thing that these people wear to perform.

Maybe JaredG should stop sexualizing underage gymnasts

era should start using the phrase LEOtards  :thinking


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19096 on: June 06, 2019, 09:23:48 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

I'm convinced they're all just LARPing and it's all for socialization rather than a sincerely held belief that the earth is flat. Sure, they believe that the NWO is hiding something, but "flat earth" is just a symbol of that conspiracy rather than a real thing that exists. Then they all get together and hash out ways to prove this thing that doesn't exist DOES exist, knowing it can never be proven which means next year they'll all get together again. It gives them security and purpose and social connection.

I mean... like I say, that doc I mentioned shows a chunk of people who seem sincere in their beliefs, and some of them actually (somewhat admirably but misguidedly) using the scientific method to attempt to prove their hypothesis

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« Reply #19097 on: June 06, 2019, 09:25:02 AM »
Oh, Darksiders Genesis officially announced, the THQ Train begins again!
CHOO CHOO

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« Reply #19098 on: June 06, 2019, 09:25:33 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

I'm convinced they're all just LARPing and it's all for socialization rather than a sincerely held belief that the earth is flat. Sure, they believe that the NWO is hiding something, but "flat earth" is just a symbol of that conspiracy rather than a real thing that exists. Then they all get together and hash out ways to prove this thing that doesn't exist DOES exist, knowing it can never be proven which means next year they'll all get together again. It gives them security and purpose and social connection.

I mean... like I say, that doc I mentioned shows a chunk of people who seem sincere in their beliefs, and some of them actually (somewhat admirably but misguidedly) using the scientific method to attempt to prove their hypothesis

Watching that Doc is what convinced me, these otherwise intelligent people have a blind spot for, of all things... the earth being flat? No way. They know, deep down in their heart of hearts, that it's not... its just that without the flat earth conspiracy they have and are nothing. This makes them special and everyone likes being special.

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« Reply #19099 on: June 06, 2019, 09:27:09 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

I'm convinced they're all just LARPing and it's all for socialization rather than a sincerely held belief that the earth is flat. Sure, they believe that the NWO is hiding something, but "flat earth" is just a symbol of that conspiracy rather than a real thing that exists. Then they all get together and hash out ways to prove this thing that doesn't exist DOES exist, knowing it can never be proven which means next year they'll all get together again. It gives them security and purpose and social connection.

I mean... like I say, that doc I mentioned shows a chunk of people who seem sincere in their beliefs, and some of them actually (somewhat admirably but misguidedly) using the scientific method to attempt to prove their hypothesis

Watching that Doc is what convinced me, these otherwise intelligent people have a blind spot for, of all things... the earth being flat? No way. They know, deep down in their heart of hearts, that it's not... its just that without the flat earth conspiracy they have and are nothing. This makes them special and everyone likes being special.

that one 'main' dude, who has the hots for his co-host, yeah, he wants to be a big fish in a small pond.
The dudes who ran that laser sight experiment, I don't think so.
The "everything the government tells you is a lie, UN black helicopters, fluoride in our water" dude... nah, he believes that shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19100 on: June 06, 2019, 09:29:34 AM »
That's quite the slope they've painted, which encompasses all gymnasts and performances in leotards, as needlessly sexualized instead of just the thing that these people wear to perform.

Maybe JaredG should stop sexualizing underage gymnasts
They do this constantly, practically anything that shows the female figure in anyway is "hypersexualized" and I've seen posts in that thread where they were basically complaining about tank tops where the breasts are still visible rather than being bound flat.

Bunch of performative men trying to be "allies" in that thread and looking stupid. And sabrina. Who I hope is okay.

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« Reply #19101 on: June 06, 2019, 09:32:07 AM »
Flat Earthers believe in the concept enough that they will hold a global convention on the concept.  :doge

I'm convinced they're all just LARPing and it's all for socialization rather than a sincerely held belief that the earth is flat. Sure, they believe that the NWO is hiding something, but "flat earth" is just a symbol of that conspiracy rather than a real thing that exists. Then they all get together and hash out ways to prove this thing that doesn't exist DOES exist, knowing it can never be proven which means next year they'll all get together again. It gives them security and purpose and social connection.

I mean... like I say, that doc I mentioned shows a chunk of people who seem sincere in their beliefs, and some of them actually (somewhat admirably but misguidedly) using the scientific method to attempt to prove their hypothesis

Watching that Doc is what convinced me, these otherwise intelligent people have a blind spot for, of all things... the earth being flat? No way. They know, deep down in their heart of hearts, that it's not... its just that without the flat earth conspiracy they have and are nothing. This makes them special and everyone likes being special.

that one 'main' dude, who has the hots for his co-host, yeah, he wants to be a big fish in a small pond.
The dudes who ran that laser sight experiment, I don't think so.
The "everything the government tells you is a lie, UN black helicopters, fluoride in our water" dude... nah, he believes that shit.

I used to live with a conspiracy nut pothead who probably would dabble in flat earth today (if he weren't dead) and at the core of his twisted personality was a longing to be accepted by anyone other than "normies", so he hopped from conspiracy forum to conspiracy forum, embracing ever more outlandish shit in an attempt to find a group he felt kinship with.

I honestly believe it's just another expression of basic human needs, like religion, coupled with some kind of undiagnosed mental disorder.

And also grifters, like the main dude from the doc.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19102 on: June 06, 2019, 09:32:39 AM »
I used to live with a conspiracy nut pothead who probably would dabble in flat earth today (if he weren't dead)
so they got to him

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« Reply #19103 on: June 06, 2019, 09:36:01 AM »
I used to live with a conspiracy nut pothead who probably would dabble in flat earth today (if he weren't dead)
so they got to him

It was ruled as "suicide" but the dude legit told me "if I ever commit suicide just know I was killed by the government".

He had moved out of my place by that time, but the day before he apparently did it he tried to call me. I still feel a bit guilty for not answering.

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« Reply #19104 on: June 06, 2019, 09:37:43 AM »
The guy who rocked up at that Pizza restaurant with an assault rifle didn't "do it for the lulz". He was so fucking stupid he legitimately thought there was a Democratic sex-trafficking ring.

Probably because of all the mountains of evidence on the websites he frequented

"Evidence"

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« Reply #19105 on: June 06, 2019, 09:38:32 AM »
Its basically the same mentality that drives ERAns to abandon normal logic in favor of performative wokeness.

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« Reply #19106 on: June 06, 2019, 09:39:15 AM »
It was ruled as "suicide" but the dude legit told me "if I ever commit suicide just know I was killed by the government".

He had moved out of my place by that time, but the day before he apparently did it he tried to call me. I still feel a bit guilty for not answering.
You lived with Seth Rich?

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« Reply #19107 on: June 06, 2019, 09:41:05 AM »
I used to live with a conspiracy nut pothead who probably would dabble in flat earth today (if he weren't dead)
so they got to him

It was ruled as "suicide" but the dude legit told me "if I ever commit suicide just know I was killed by the government".

He had moved out of my place by that time, but the day before he apparently did it he tried to call me. I still feel a bit guilty for not answering.

you should feel guilty for murdering him.

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« Reply #19108 on: June 06, 2019, 09:42:30 AM »
marrec used to be roomates with John Lang?!?

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« Reply #19109 on: June 06, 2019, 09:43:13 AM »
It was ruled as "suicide" but the dude legit told me "if I ever commit suicide just know I was killed by the government".

He had moved out of my place by that time, but the day before he apparently did it he tried to call me. I still feel a bit guilty for not answering.
You lived with Seth Rich?

His name was "Sid" and he was a trust fund kid so his family was "Rich"...  :thinking

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« Reply #19110 on: June 06, 2019, 09:44:01 AM »
marrec put fentanyl in his roomates oxy, just like his hero Patton Oswalt smh.

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« Reply #19111 on: June 06, 2019, 09:45:04 AM »
You all are getting too close to the truth, don't be surprised when Hillary busts down your door and gives you two to the head.

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« Reply #19113 on: June 06, 2019, 10:00:19 AM »
Quote from: JaredG, post: 21480944, member: 43531

People saying "but she's a rhythmic gymnast" in defense of the outfit as if she's a real person instead of a creation of game developers who chose to give her a hobby that justifies putting her in a leotard. In a game that already has a bad track record with their (minor) female characters being sexualized lol.


GOT 'EM

bu-bu-but the mostly-men-declaring-what-is-acceptable-female-character-designs thread routinely treats characters as though they are real to criticise any women not in full plate armour
:confused

Look- it's just NOT realistic, OK?!  I mean, high school kids going into dream worlds and fighting monsters with their anthropomorphic talking cat is normal stuff.  Run of the mill.  We all did that back in school.  But showing some THiGH?  That's just ridiculous and NEVER happens ever.  Get that smut outta here.

The other day I saw some ankle.  Stay safe.
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« Reply #19114 on: June 06, 2019, 10:20:39 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-zacian-is-a-poorly-designed-pok%C3%A9mon.121231/

This thread is seven pages long.
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Never have I hated a Pokemon design more than Zacian. Pokemon using or wearing objects isn't a new thing. So why am I singling out this poor doggo for holding a sword in its mouth? If that's considered bad design, then what about Machamp (belt), Farfetch'd (leek), Klefki (keys), Timburr line (wood and steel beams), Honedge line (literal sword), and etc? Well, that's what I'm about to explain. The thing is that those Pokemon ARE the WEAPONS.

Can a steel beam be used as a weapon? Yes, but that's not its primary usage. It's mainly used for construction, and it's used to emphasize the Timburr's line strength. Take that away, and Timburr plus its evos still have their strength. For Machamp and Klefki, they are just accessories. The same goes for Farfetch'd. None of these Pokemon NEED those objects. As for the the Honedge line, it's not a problem because the Pokemon themselves ARE the weapons.

That's why I find Zacian's design to be jarring and inconsistent with the rest of the Pokemon world. We're using Pokemon to fight. They are literally bio-weapons. Zacian, however, is just a dog with  a weapon in its mouth. Unlike the others, Zacian isn't the weapon, its sword is. You might as well take its sword and fight the Pokemon yourself. Not to mention that its motif is the sword itself and not the dog. Take the sword away, and it's just a dog. It will have lost its distinctive feature and won't be a counterpart to Zamazenta anymore.

Each of the aforementioned Pokemon have their own motifs. The objects are there to emphasize them -- not to be the spotlight. Zacian's design has it as the opposite. To say that they're the same is absurd. That's like saying Machamp using guns is the same as it wearing a belt simply because they're both "objects". How they're used in the design matters. To put it simply: context matters. If Zacian is nothing without the sword, then it shouldn't have it in the first place. I hate this doggo. Glavenus did the whole sword thing better. God, can you imagine Glavenus just holding a sword in its mouth and charging at you?

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« Reply #19115 on: June 06, 2019, 10:22:51 AM »
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« Reply #19116 on: June 06, 2019, 10:23:30 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-really-confused-and-think-i-might-be-asexual-or-something.121134/

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I've recently been feeling depressed and lonely and trying to figure some things out. I'm trying to find a helpful label or group that can define how I'm feeling, but I can't and it makes me feel more lonely.

I was a really sheltered kid, not through any real fault of my parents, but simply because I was the first kid and they didn't know exactly what to do. I had very little exposure to sex growing up. I think I watched maybe three R-rated movies before I was 18. I barely had any understanding of the concept of sex beyond the very clinical explanations provided in sex ed in high school. I've always felt that I was about 3-4 years "behind" everyone else from an emotional development standpoint. I've always been extremely introverted since I was a little kid. I've never had more than one or two friends at a time, and social interaction has always exhausted me. I never had much of a desire to go out and make friends because the act of having to physically sit and talk to people would exhaust me and I just wanted to go home and do quiet activities like draw, write, play video games, or build Lego sets. As I got older, these hobbies never really changed, even as all my peers started hanging out, doing after-school activities, and going on dates. I didn't do any clubs or sports or activities throughout my entire school career, because I hated being around other people and just wanted to be alone.

What has always been confusing for me is my lack of sexual interest in other people. I first started to notice this around my freshman year of high school when my friends would tease me about not dating people, or if I had a crush on this person or that person, and I would always feel genuinely confused because I had absolutely no interest in these things. I do develop feelings for people on rare occasions, but they are usually very strong romantic attachments and never have any kind of sexual desire included. Because the people I always develop these feelings for are women, I've identified as a lesbian for about six years now. But I'm now 27 and I think I can count the entire sum total of every person I've ever felt romantic feelings for on one hand. I'm 27 years old and not only am I a virgin, I've never even been on a date, not because I'm an ugly wretch but because I have next to zero desire to actually seek out relationships with people. I'm so heavily introverted and so agoraphobic that I have no real problem spending all my time by myself. On the very rare occasion that I develop feelings for someone, it's usually because the person closely fits myself; otherwise I'm extremely picky with who I choose to spend time around. I don't feel like I'm missing out, and I never have, even in high school when everyone around me was actively thirsting for dates and sex all the time.

Now, after reading this you might come to the conclusion that I'm obviously asexual, and probably borderline aromantic. But what has always stopped me from identifying this way, and has always left me feeling estranged from any kinship with the asexual identity community, is that I do experience sexual thoughts and feelings, but never involving my actual self. I've long been a part of online fandoms and have been an active participant in reading and writing romantic and sexual fanfiction, yet I feel little to no interest in doing these things myself in real life. I experience sexual fantasies or ideas, probably on as regular a basis as anyone else, but they always involve fictitious or hypothetical people and scenarios, never myself. Asexual people often describe not feeling sexual attraction to anyone, but this doesn't properly describe my experience.

A while back I discovered a term that has been growing in popularity within the asexual community called "aegosexuality," sometimes called "autochorissexuality" or a few other complex names. This term seems to perfectly match how I feel, based on this common definition: Aegosexual people feel a disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies, or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein. Common traits of people who identify this way include:

    Get aroused by sexual content but not actually want to engage in any sexual activities.
    Masturbate, but are neutral or repulsed by the idea of having sex with another person.
    Fantasise about sex, but envision people other than themselves, and/or view it in third person, as though they're watching it on TV, rather than imagining it in first person, through their own eyes.
    Predominantly or entirely fantasise about fictional characters or celebrities, rather than people in real life they know.
    Identify as asexual and feel no sexual attraction to people, but enjoy masturbating, be aroused by sexually explicit content, and/or have sexual fantasies.

These basically perfectly describe myself, but I don't feel comfortable describing myself this way because I don't know for sure, I guess? I can't tell if I'm legitimately asexual, if "aegosexuality" is actually a thing, if it fits me, or if I just have some weird sexual hang-up caused by decades of severe introversion and social anxiety that might be fixed by the right person. I can't tell if I'm asexual, aromantic, or just "scared" of romance and sex. I have no problem enjoying romantic and sexual content as long as I'm not the participant, but the thought of me doing these things scares me. I'm constantly lonely, but I can never find the right person(s) to spend time with, either platonically or romantically. All of this just confuses the shit out of me and leaves me feeling stupid and alone.

Happy Pride Month, I guess.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19117 on: June 06, 2019, 10:24:10 AM »
That's quite the slope they've painted, which encompasses all gymnasts and performances in leotards, as needlessly sexualized instead of just the thing that these people wear to perform.

Maybe JaredG should stop sexualizing underage gymnasts
They do this constantly, practically anything that shows the female figure in anyway is "hypersexualized" and I've seen posts in that thread where they were basically complaining about tank tops where the breasts are still visible rather than being bound flat.

Bunch of performative men trying to be "allies" in that thread and looking stupid. And sabrina. Who I hope is okay.

I like to think of the guy who argued that "breast physics" are not a thing in real life

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19118 on: June 06, 2019, 10:25:09 AM »
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come back to the forum that loves you Steve, no one here accuses NeoGAF.com moderators of anything


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19119 on: June 06, 2019, 10:26:52 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-really-confused-and-think-i-might-be-asexual-or-something.121134/post-21489269
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Dunno. What OP mentions is like what I'm experiencing right now.

I mean, when I was a teenager, I wanted a girlfriend and many times got desperate that I started stalking some girls. Not realizing it, though. I mean, in my mind I wanted to be with them that I didn't realize that made them want to get away from me. That's something I hated about myself, yet I couldn't avoid. Another reason was because I was (or still am) a coward who doesn't dare to ask a girl is she wants to go out with me. I always dreaded that she would tell me no and then our friendship would end. Nowdays, I have come to believe that what I developed was an obsession with those girls instead of being attracted to them.

After college, I have become basically an island. I hardly go out and can't find the drive to talk to other people or make new relationships. much less pursue a romantic relationship. I don't have also any interest in having sex with other people, and some stuff disgust me like other people saliva, for example. I can't imagine myself kissing anyone because of that. So yeah... I'm 27 years old and virgin.

Right now I'm in not rush to find someone to date. Perhaps because, unconsciously, I'm afraid I might revert back to those stalking tendencies I have for some reason.
yikes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19120 on: June 06, 2019, 10:28:37 AM »
A guy that doesn't want to kiss but still wants to fuck? If only there were some kind of service profession that could accommodate  him.

Imagine we lived in a society, where prostitution were legalized and destigmatized. There'd be a lot less frustrated / confused proto-incels in this world.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19121 on: June 06, 2019, 10:29:04 AM »
That thread is basically just the tumblr version of an incel. They're too afraid to learn to socialize with people offline so instead they just give them self a convenient label so they don't have to feel guilty anymore. And of course they have an excuse for why they can't go to a therapist.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19122 on: June 06, 2019, 10:30:40 AM »
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OP, you hit a lot of how I feel to a T. Actually it's nice to see I'm not alone in that way.

Maybe this definition will help you out

Autochorissexual
The term autochorissexual was coined by Anthony Bogaert and is derived from ‘autochoris’ which translates to'identity-less sexuality’. It is a subset of asexuality which is defined as: a disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein.

Asexuality is such a wide range of things that it's hard to really grasp it sometimes. It's hard to tell if my own intricate bullshit is part of a mental health complex/hangup or the label itself, but you certainly aren't alone in how you feel.

There is an asexuals group on Era if you're ever feeling lonely and want to bebop over. I'ts not very active, but it's a nice place to just chill https://www.resetera.com/threads/asexualera-ot-have-our-cake-and-eat-it.1128/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19123 on: June 06, 2019, 10:31:09 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-really-confused-and-think-i-might-be-asexual-or-something.121134/
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everyone wants a fucking specific label for their specific thing, how about if it ever comes up just describe how you feel

if somebody says "hey we should do the sex" don't say "oh sorry I'm ahegoromantic it's actually a super special designation let me explain," just say "I don't feel like the sex, I got some troubles with romantic connections I think ha ha"

you don't have to be part of a dozens-of-us support group

just be you
Uncle

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19124 on: June 06, 2019, 10:33:00 AM »
Hmmh. I can't help but feel like a lot of people pushing the "you're not asexual, you're just depressed!" advice are being kinda hetero/allo-normative. As if it only works one way, like everyone's allosexual until proven otherwise and cleared of any additional factors or influences?

But surely people of non-normalised sexualities are already more prone to having a difficult time feeling safe and secure and understanding themselves?

If you ask me, it doesn't matter if your sexuality changes and was due to hormones, genes, choices, situations, medication, hangups, society, whatever. Your identity can be whatever communicates your interests and needs to other people. That's why the whole "gold star" approach to homosexuality is pretty toxic.

I've had various people through my 20s explain to me that:
- im not really bi, its normal for straight women to find other women attractive because they are more *objectively* sexual
- women don't REALLY enjoy sex, they just tolerate it for the *other benefits*
- nobody *REALLY* enjoys sex, they just enjoy the ego boost
- demisexuality is just normal sexuality
- demisexuality is just tryhards being fake-deep for neo-intellectual points
- pansexuality is just bisexuality
- lesbians and bisexuals and asexuals just haven't had good straight sex yet

I overcame body issues, low self confidence and depression years ago, (btw feminism progress helped A LOT) and now i'm comfortably Pansexual & Demisexual, because, would you believe, it just works for me and makes me happy.

Also therapy is still a good idea because, like, when is it not a good idea? If you have anything psychological that's bothering you and impacting your life, that's what a therapist is for.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19125 on: June 06, 2019, 10:35:34 AM »
Sounds to me that he's just a depressed dude with low libido and probably social anxiety as a result. Needing to find an online label so he can identify as something is sadder to me than the actual problem.
they're a trans woman you marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19126 on: June 06, 2019, 10:38:56 AM »
I guess the anti-THQ mob isn't up for another protest. The thread about the new Darksiders game is actually just people talking about the game itself...what a concept
https://www.resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/

It's either that or they haven't woken up yet, being jobless basement dwellers and all

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19127 on: June 06, 2019, 10:43:38 AM »
https://steamcommunity.com/app/969990/discussions/0/1640913421068849092/
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Ritsuko Akizuki, 765 Lieutenant

 Conflicted on whether or not I should buy this.
On one hand, it's a cool remake of a great game from my childhood coming out in a time where platformers are scarce.

On the other hand, THQ Nordic did an AMA on ♥♥♥♥♥.
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Ritsuko Akizuki, 765 Lieutenant

The website is so bad, not even Steam wants you saying its name.
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Ritsuko Akizuki, 765 Lieutenant

Yeah, they gave a generic corporate apology without showing anything that they're doing to learn from it, okay time to instantly forgive them with no second thoughts.

Yeah, I'm much worse than all the pedophiles and racist shooters on ♥♥♥♥♥ because I chose not to buy a video game.
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SPITFIRE

Go back to Resetera, where you belong.
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Ritsuko Akizuki, 765 Lieutenant

"♥♥♥♥♥ was created to host hate groups and child porn."
"NO THEY AREN'T KYS GUY WHO HAS SEX WITH ADULTS"
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Kooner

Also steam forums are used for talking about video games and not drama/politics, if you want to talk about that go visit resetera, this thread should not exist and be closed.
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RevyRevolver

Please don't do this, don't start this here, People are just happy that this game is announced. If you're not happy with company that made the game happen then just don't buy it and ignore it. It is very unnecessary to be starting this here.
Seriously just go back to your circlejerk in Resetera

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19128 on: June 06, 2019, 10:44:31 AM »
I guess the anti-THQ mob isn't up for another protest. The thread about the new Darksiders game is actually just people talking about the game itself...what a concept
https://www.resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/

It's either that or they haven't woken up yet, being jobless basement dwellers and all
https://www.resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/post-21488444
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Once again, I hope you don't mind Diggeh that i quote you here.


Don't forget about all the things you're supporting when you consider any THQ Nordic games.

Here's a helpful summary post of all the events for the uninitiated.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/post-21488700
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Thanks! Feel free to post it whenever you don't see it, there's so many new THQN threads that it's hard to keep up. Ugh.
:salute

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19129 on: June 06, 2019, 10:46:23 AM »
UGH

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19130 on: June 06, 2019, 10:49:38 AM »
how tired are you right now nachobro?

nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19131 on: June 06, 2019, 10:52:09 AM »
i'm just gonna go back to sleep in my office


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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19134 on: June 06, 2019, 11:20:16 AM »
The guy who rocked up at that Pizza restaurant with an assault rifle didn't "do it for the lulz". He was so fucking stupid he legitimately thought there was a Democratic sex-trafficking ring.

Probably because of all the mountains of evidence on the websites he frequented

"Evidence"

I'm still rolling with the accusations = evidence

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19135 on: June 06, 2019, 11:23:25 AM »
Sounds to me that he's just a depressed dude with low libido and probably social anxiety as a result. Needing to find an online label so he can identify as something is sadder to me than the actual problem.

well what do you expect after the gamergator alt-right gaslighting of daenyrys in game of thrones by heteronormative patriarchal forces to ruin the good standing of histories greatest hero by character assassination?

Jansen

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19136 on: June 06, 2019, 11:23:44 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-are-sick-of-how-crap-the-nintendo-switchs-online-offerings-are-jim-sterling-video.121296/

Jim going for that low hanging fruit and still succeeding. Nintendies sure are easy to troll.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19137 on: June 06, 2019, 11:26:06 AM »
I guess the anti-THQ mob isn't up for another protest. The thread about the new Darksiders game is actually just people talking about the game itself...what a concept
https://www.resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/

It's either that or they haven't woken up yet, being jobless basement dwellers and all


oooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - and i'm just spitballing here - nobodies really going to go to bat to expose thread derailing craziness over a fucking decade old spongebob port like they would over a promising looking new darksiders title (or metro being on pc gamepass, which also escaped the thq threadshit copypasta)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19138 on: June 06, 2019, 11:27:23 AM »
Apparently they blew their wad on the Spongebob thread. The Darksiders thread is still tame 250 posts in with the vast majority being about the game. Need to alert the discord!
:drudge

Jansen

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #19139 on: June 06, 2019, 11:30:33 AM »
Don't worry that pos diggeh will get around to it when his mom forces him out of bed at noon