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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #21720 on: June 13, 2019, 05:45:09 PM »
Also interesting that Mike Pondsmith loves the Voodoo boys in 2077


(16:09)

but I have a feeling that's where RE suddenly doesn't care about the opinion of a poc anymore.

I assume the description of the demo spread widely as "a white protagonist gunning down endless black thugs" may be a bit hyperbolic.

No, that's actually a correct description. CDPR was a bit hesitant at first, but Mike Pondsmith was adamant about this when he joined the project as a creative consultant back in 2012.
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« Reply #21721 on: June 13, 2019, 05:51:46 PM »
I wager only 5% of the people complaining about not being able to transfer all mons to the latest game are actual autists whose life revolves around pokemon and they really care about it while the rest are just jumping onto the latest gamer outrage bandwagon for the endorphin rush. I was literally talking to someone after the Pokemon direct and they said "It looks good, I am pretty casual when it comes to Pokemon and just play through the main campaign, maybe do some post-game stuff but otherwise I stop playing after I beat it." and the day THE CONTROVERSY was revealed his tone suddenly shifted to "holy shit this is fucking BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING?!"

 :foodcourt

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« Reply #21722 on: June 13, 2019, 05:54:20 PM »
I wager only 5% of the people complaining about not being able to transfer all mons to the latest game are actual one who incoherently screechess whose life revolves around pokemon and they really care about it while the rest are just jumping onto the latest gamer outrage bandwagon for the endorphin rush. I was literally talking to someone after the Pokemon direct and they said "It looks good, I am pretty casual when it comes to Pokemon and just play through the main campaign, maybe do some post-game stuff but otherwise I stop playing after I beat it." and the day THE CONTROVERSY was revealed his tone suddenly shifted to "holy shit this is fucking BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING?!"

 :foodcourt

Yeah, we know you can't take Nintendo being criticized. Don't need to right an essay about it to justify your bias.

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« Reply #21723 on: June 13, 2019, 05:58:14 PM »
 :miyamoto
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« Reply #21724 on: June 13, 2019, 05:58:44 PM »
I honestly don't know why the industry did an E3 this year. I'm seeing more and more games that I want to buy but everyone is complaining about dumb shit.

Plus, how many times does Gamefreak have to release a game lagging behind in well 'everything' before they catch on to the fact that you know... Gamefreak isn't that good of a developer from a technical standpoint and never has been.
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« Reply #21725 on: June 13, 2019, 05:59:36 PM »
I wager only 5% of the people complaining about not being able to transfer all mons to the latest game are actual one who incoherently screechess whose life revolves around pokemon and they really care about it while the rest are just jumping onto the latest gamer outrage bandwagon for the endorphin rush. I was literally talking to someone after the Pokemon direct and they said "It looks good, I am pretty casual when it comes to Pokemon and just play through the main campaign, maybe do some post-game stuff but otherwise I stop playing after I beat it." and the day THE CONTROVERSY was revealed his tone suddenly shifted to "holy shit this is fucking BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING?!"

 :foodcourt

Yeah, we know you can't take Nintendo being criticized. Don't need to right an essay about it to justify your bias.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #21726 on: June 13, 2019, 06:04:10 PM »
In this world, someone born male who identified as a woman would just become a woman biologically indistinguishable from any other, without too much difficulty. Trans people as they exist today wouldn't exist at all unless by choice.

Highly speculative fiction really shouldn't be bound into acknowledging and providing commentary on the social problems caused by the limitations of today's technology.
I'd wager if gender fluidity as well as sexual orientation fluidity are a thing (and enough time had passed for the technology to morph the culture), then people would probably go back and forth anyway, so it probably wouldn't make sense to even use a thousand categories.

Like taking Polyjuice Potion to fuck your sister

Is it really incest if youre in her boyfriends body?

Watch Enter the Void to find that out.


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« Reply #21728 on: June 13, 2019, 06:09:47 PM »
enter the void is fucking trash, it's like some fedora tipping weeaboo had a cursory read of the tibetan book of the dead and decided to make an "oh wow isn't this so deep guys?" movie to fulfill his fantasy of living in japan and fucking his sister.

no wonder shosta likes it.

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« Reply #21729 on: June 13, 2019, 06:13:00 PM »
Underrated movie. Plot was shit but aesthetic was great.

If you dont nope out before the end of the opening credits, you are probably the target audience for that movie.


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« Reply #21731 on: June 13, 2019, 06:13:24 PM »
Nintentards are the worst.

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« Reply #21732 on: June 13, 2019, 06:20:31 PM »
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First of all, I want to make it clear beforehand that I'm a middle-class cishet white male, so my opinion comes from a tower of privilege and I'm completely okay with whomever feels like dismissing it or enlightening me on whatever I may be getting wrong. I'm here to learn, and grateful for it.


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« Reply #21733 on: June 13, 2019, 06:21:40 PM »
Nintentards are the worst.

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« Reply #21734 on: June 13, 2019, 06:37:34 PM »
tower of privilege

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« Reply #21735 on: June 13, 2019, 06:39:27 PM »
enter the void is fucking trash, it's like some fedora tipping weeaboo had a cursory read of the tibetan book of the dead and decided to make an "oh wow isn't this so deep guys?" movie to fulfill his fantasy of living in japan and fucking his sister.

no wonder shosta likes it.
Brainlet.  :smug

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« Reply #21736 on: June 13, 2019, 06:39:50 PM »
I can‘ even see you dirty peasants from my continental European tower of privilege.

I don't know what it's like to be you! I don‘t ever want to know! :snob

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« Reply #21737 on: June 13, 2019, 06:44:38 PM »
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First of all, I want to make it clear beforehand that I'm a middle-class cishet white male, so my opinion comes from a tower of privilege and I'm completely okay with whomever feels like dismissing it or enlightening me on whatever I may be getting wrong. I'm here to learn, and grateful for it.

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In the cases we are privileged in a discussion, should we include pictures of ourselves groveling while crying for mercy in the post? Is that enough? Or should we just not post at all?

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« Reply #21738 on: June 13, 2019, 06:50:36 PM »
I can‘ even see you dirty peasants from my continental European tower of privilege.

I don't know what it's like to be you! I don‘t ever want to know! :snob
This Polish guy pretending he has privilege in Europe ::)

Wait... POLISH! :maf

:gurl
I got my German passport ASAP and threw the Polish one in the trash as soon as we set foot on German soil.
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« Reply #21739 on: June 13, 2019, 06:50:37 PM »
This has to be the most outrageous e3

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-not-looking-good-for-male-same-sex-romantic-supports-in-fe-three-houses-and-thats-not-acceptable-support-spoilers.122922/

...this is actually an outrage topic, about a rumour someone read on reddit, where the originator of the rumour outright said "I'm not sure about any of this shit"

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« Reply #21740 on: June 13, 2019, 06:51:54 PM »
enter the void is fucking trash, it's like some fedora tipping weeaboo had a cursory read of the tibetan book of the dead and decided to make an "oh wow isn't this so deep guys?" movie to fulfill his fantasy of living in japan and fucking his sister.

no wonder shosta likes it.

I like when the kid gets shot.  "Oh man,    I like got shot and junk . . . This is like,  uh, it like sucks bro.    . .  . Bummer totes, man."
sigh

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« Reply #21741 on: June 13, 2019, 06:52:10 PM »
Being a German citizen with roots in Poland is great. All of the privilege, none of the guilt. :playa

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« Reply #21742 on: June 13, 2019, 07:01:33 PM »
If you dont nope out before the end of the opening credits, you are probably the target audience for that movie.
Cool tautology, bro!

I mean, even if you ARE the target audience for it, the opening credits are fucking horrid. That movie was turn your brain off levels of fucked, I watched the whole thing and I'm still not sure what the fuck I watched.

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« Reply #21743 on: June 13, 2019, 07:08:00 PM »
If you dont nope out before the end of the opening credits, you are probably the target audience for that movie.
Cool tautology, bro!

I mean, even if you ARE the target audience for it, the opening credits are fucking horrid. That movie was turn your brain off levels of fucked, I watched the whole thing and I'm still not sure what the fuck I watched.
No the intro credits are great, as is the rest of the movie, i'll concede that Gaspar Noè isn't for everyone.
Also the plot is pretty straight forward, a guy dies and reincarnates (in his sister's child).

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« Reply #21744 on: June 13, 2019, 07:11:00 PM »
just in case there are people who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.




It's just sensory vomit overload.

The aesthetic of the movie itself isn't bad though.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #21745 on: June 13, 2019, 07:14:22 PM »
Why is there no plane thread on era?!

:rage

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« Reply #21746 on: June 13, 2019, 07:15:50 PM »
The intro credits are just to scare off the normies

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« Reply #21747 on: June 13, 2019, 07:18:25 PM »
I only fast forwarded through Enter the Void looking for scenes to jerk off to

lol

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« Reply #21748 on: June 13, 2019, 07:19:30 PM »
Wow. This whole time I thought we were talking about The Void.

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My bad  :doge
Plot was shit but aesthetic was great.

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« Reply #21749 on: June 13, 2019, 07:20:53 PM »
I entered your wife‘s void. :pimp

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« Reply #21750 on: June 13, 2019, 07:21:31 PM »
That's a universal male experience and you know it.

that was a *knowing* "lol", shosta.  :doge

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« Reply #21751 on: June 13, 2019, 07:24:44 PM »
Who still jerks off to movies? Go back to reddit you fuckin boomers

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« Reply #21752 on: June 13, 2019, 07:26:34 PM »
Who still jerks off to movies? Go back to reddit you fuckin boomers

I only jerk off to the underwear section of the sears catalog. :doge

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« Reply #21754 on: June 13, 2019, 07:31:28 PM »
I only jerk off to the underwear section of the sears catalog. :doge
seems like we have a lot in common today

I unliked Stro‘s reply just so I could like it again.

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« Reply #21755 on: June 13, 2019, 07:31:50 PM »
somebody asked how many there are

did you mean in this facility or throughout the whole benji operation?

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« Reply #21756 on: June 13, 2019, 07:35:38 PM »
The only thing of worth that Gaspar Noè ever did was provide fapping material of Monica Belucci  :doge

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« Reply #21757 on: June 13, 2019, 07:37:55 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

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« Reply #21758 on: June 13, 2019, 07:39:11 PM »

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« Reply #21759 on: June 13, 2019, 07:46:23 PM »
The only thing of worth that Gaspar Noè ever did was provide fapping material of Monica Belucci  :doge
Wasn't that a rape scene?

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« Reply #21760 on: June 13, 2019, 07:46:54 PM »
This has to be the most outrageous e3

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-not-looking-good-for-male-same-sex-romantic-supports-in-fe-three-houses-and-thats-not-acceptable-support-spoilers.122922/

...this is actually an outrage topic, about a rumour someone read on reddit, where the originator of the rumour outright said "I'm not sure about any of this shit"
Isn't this the construction of every gaming thread on reset?

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« Reply #21761 on: June 13, 2019, 08:06:17 PM »
This has to be the most outrageous e3

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-not-looking-good-for-male-same-sex-romantic-supports-in-fe-three-houses-and-thats-not-acceptable-support-spoilers.122922/

...this is actually an outrage topic, about a rumour someone read on reddit, where the originator of the rumour outright said "I'm not sure about any of this shit"
Isn't this the construction of every gaming thread on reset?

Lol, hours left is the biggest horndog. Guy constantly wanted male characters in games so he ogle them.

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« Reply #21762 on: June 13, 2019, 08:15:34 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

A very disgusting one...

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« Reply #21763 on: June 13, 2019, 08:20:50 PM »
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Missed opportunity to have a female option for Keanu's character

https://www.resetera.com/threads/keanu-reeves-has-the-second-most-amount-of-dialogue-in-cp2077-only-behind-the-main-character-itself-15-ish-days-of-keanu-recording-voice.123077/#post-21849114

This comment has the whole thread confused because on RE it's completely impossible to tell if someone is making a joke or being woke as fuck.

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« Reply #21764 on: June 13, 2019, 08:21:02 PM »
I only fast forwarded through Enter the Void looking for scenes to jerk off to
Pretty much the only reason to watch half of Noe’s output.

Especially irreversible :rash
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« Reply #21765 on: June 13, 2019, 08:30:39 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

A very disgusting one...

Now I am interested. :cody

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« Reply #21766 on: June 13, 2019, 08:34:38 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/windows-central-journo-telling-people-to-follow-homophobic-toxic-gamer.123121/unread
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If he doesn’t feel the need to call out ableist slurs in a tweet he’s directly responding to, and insteads opts to play some victim “they hate me anyway” card, he can go fuck himself and lose his job for all I care.

Finally, Jez Corden about to be cancelled.

Hopefully it's BenjiSales next. He is always making ableist slurs.. whatever they are.

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« Reply #21767 on: June 13, 2019, 08:36:15 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

A very disgusting one...
Yeah, i like my rape scenes to be classy and elegant.  :doge

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« Reply #21768 on: June 13, 2019, 08:36:20 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

A very disgusting one...

Now I am interested. :cody

For fuck sake, I just want to shit on Jenkem in peace.

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« Reply #21769 on: June 13, 2019, 09:09:17 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/windows-central-journo-telling-people-to-follow-homophobic-toxic-gamer.123121/page-2#post-21857930

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Dude this is a serious issue, nobody cares about your fan war.

Someone retweeting some else that has some dumbass tweets on Twitter is a 'serious' issue? If this beign crap is what they consider a 'serious' issue that requires their full attention and a whole thread dedicated to it, then no wonder Reee is what it is.

Also, Jez did what Ree wanted. He deleted the initial tweet and called out the guy that silence straights isn't a thing. So he's good right? Nope! Not. Good. Enough!

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Deleting the tweet is not enough
He already gave these people exposure. He needs to undo the damage by calling out their toxicity and calling for the community to do better
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If he doesn’t feel the need to call out ableist slurs in a tweet he’s directly responding to, and insteads opts to play some victim “they hate me anyway” card, he can go fuck himself and lose his job for all I care.

Will they ever accept an apology or an act of redemption?

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« Reply #21770 on: June 13, 2019, 09:09:38 PM »

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« Reply #21771 on: June 13, 2019, 09:16:16 PM »
Wasn't that a rape scene?

A very disgusting one...

Now I am interested. :cody

For fuck sake, I just want to shit on Jenkem in peace.

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Is not free, it requires you get shit on.

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« Reply #21772 on: June 13, 2019, 09:35:53 PM »
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He literally did a video calling Playstation users F@gs and talking about their mothers.
:lol

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« Reply #21773 on: June 13, 2019, 09:39:50 PM »
What's the story behind Boredfrom's beef with Jansen?

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« Reply #21774 on: June 13, 2019, 09:40:31 PM »
What's the story of Pogi's beef with Transhuman

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« Reply #21775 on: June 13, 2019, 09:42:45 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/cdpr-is-working-on-transgender-character-options-for-cyberpunk-2077.123154/

Isn’t the goal of being transgender being unable to tell you apart from a biological male/female?

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« Reply #21776 on: June 13, 2019, 09:43:21 PM »
You're a stand-up comedian but you ruin jokes, like you did just now.

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« Reply #21777 on: June 13, 2019, 09:47:44 PM »
You're a stand-up comedian but you ruin jokes, like you did just now.

Damn quote people, son. Don’t want people here confusing me with the sack of shit Transhuman.

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« Reply #21778 on: June 13, 2019, 09:57:03 PM »

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« Reply #21779 on: June 13, 2019, 10:10:57 PM »
Just when you think it couldn't get any more trash