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EightBitNate

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37380 on: August 18, 2019, 10:45:29 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37381 on: August 18, 2019, 10:53:10 PM »


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
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Jenkem

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37383 on: August 18, 2019, 11:03:12 PM »
Not at all surprised by people who have probably played Duke Nukem 3D some time in their life..

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37384 on: August 18, 2019, 11:03:41 PM »
Why are the transgenders of Ree always so miserable and combative?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/page-23#post-23692765

Because trans culture tells them to be mad 24/7.

Just like how liberals are mad 24/7.

And conservatives are mad 24/7.

If you haven't noticed, almost all American's now are miserable and combative. I wonder why.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37385 on: August 18, 2019, 11:14:37 PM »
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lmao
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Parody Ree post.

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Not everyone has to react to everything the same way you do. You do know this right? Serious question as a follow-up: did you watch, actually sit and watch, the what, 3-hour Netflix special where he actually dove into trans as a subject matter at some length? How familiar with this material are you? Not the one where he's on two feet, the long one where he's sitting on a stool
the staggering fucking ignorance, condescension, and privilege of this post, holy shit. You're asking me if I watched the guy who questions my right to exist in full? are you fucking serious? I'm livid at this garbage you just spewed in my direction. Never talk to me again. Do not reply to this post. Go and reflect on this hateful shit you just asked me. So you know not to bother, you're on my ignore list now.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37386 on: August 18, 2019, 11:16:27 PM »
Being angry all the time is too exhausting, just smoke a jay and play Animal Crossing instead.
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Himu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37389 on: August 18, 2019, 11:39:18 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37390 on: August 19, 2019, 12:00:21 AM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37391 on: August 19, 2019, 12:04:02 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/picked-up-a-copy-of-the-first-rdr-at-walmart.135659/

Why make a thread that admits your an idiot?
*you're  :curious
:neogaf

Point stands, don't know why you wouldn't check your bag when doing on order pick-up. Or make sure you know what you're ordering.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37392 on: August 19, 2019, 12:05:02 AM »
Someone tell that fucker to pay my student loans with his precious burger money.
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Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37393 on: August 19, 2019, 12:43:45 AM »

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37394 on: August 19, 2019, 01:28:47 AM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37396 on: August 19, 2019, 01:32:31 AM »
gmails are being sent off the server in droves


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37398 on: August 19, 2019, 01:38:30 AM »
It's amazing that we were satirically exaggerating from droves to caravans to an exodus. I made that gif like a year or more ago as part of it.

And now an exodus is the real narrative over there.

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PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37399 on: August 19, 2019, 01:49:21 AM »
Realizing you've been peanut gallerying RE for more than a year  :fbm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37400 on: August 19, 2019, 01:55:30 AM »
Realizing you've been peanut gallerying RE for more than a year  :fbm
It's never too late to stop  :doge

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37401 on: August 19, 2019, 02:10:50 AM »
we have a three step de-ree program designed by filler where you only post about tulsi gabbard, nintendo and in the bad vibes thread.

thank me later

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37402 on: August 19, 2019, 02:18:44 AM »
Is the BBC class at filler U an elective  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37403 on: August 19, 2019, 03:00:03 AM »
I would get an A+ in that class :drool

Big black dick :drool
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37404 on: August 19, 2019, 03:09:26 AM »
there's alot of british broadcasters on this forum :lol

Himu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37405 on: August 19, 2019, 03:17:04 AM »
you could say that!

public media :drool

NPR! :drool
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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37406 on: August 19, 2019, 03:51:05 AM »
So now they're mining the game easter eggs to keep that Ion bonfire going. :lol

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This is heart breaking. So much promise. Fuck bigots till the end of time. Fuck lecturing/teaching/goodwill/goodfaith conversing with them. Scrape them out your life and society and exile them, reward decent people with a shred humanity instead.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23710962
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37407 on: August 19, 2019, 04:22:02 AM »
So now they're mining the game easter eggs to keep that Ion bonfire going. :lol

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This is heart breaking. So much promise. Fuck bigots till the end of time. Fuck lecturing/teaching/goodwill/goodfaith conversing with them. Scrape them out your life and society and exile them, reward decent people with a shred humanity instead.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23710962

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23711537

hopefully one of them can enable noclip and comb through every last inch of that game in the name of justice

 :salute

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37408 on: August 19, 2019, 04:31:31 AM »
So far, even early on, this is not a good game. Dumb ass jump mazes. I have to now clue together boring puzzles.

All of you who rated this as a passable game, let alone good, is why we have mediocre games now. I will kiss your mother on the lips.

:heh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37409 on: August 19, 2019, 04:41:29 AM »
oh shit someone spoiled an indie game trailer reel

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-announces-a-20-minute-indie-world-video-presentation-for-aug-19th-at-6am-pt-9am-et.135255/page-9
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Some people just don't give a damn about other members on Era.


It's getting worse.


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What an asshole if true


Quote from: mazi, post: 23712408, member: 10737

well the person who posted the list likes to be a jerk in nintendo threads so i'm not surprised. he most likely did it with the intention to ruin the surprise for other people.


:crybaby :crybaby


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37411 on: August 19, 2019, 04:46:52 AM »
Nintenyearolds will never let you forget they are the worst people in tech fandoms, closely followed by appletinipenors

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37412 on: August 19, 2019, 04:55:03 AM »
Nintenyearolds will never let you forget they are the worst people in tech fandoms, closely followed by appletinipenors

I have rescinded a previously given like for this comment.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37413 on: August 19, 2019, 05:01:18 AM »
Nintenyearolds will never let you forget they are the worst people in tech fandoms, closely followed by appletinipenors

I have rescinded a previously given like for this comment.
That's okay, I made huge deal with filler for imported likes at slave labour prices  8)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37414 on: August 19, 2019, 05:06:16 AM »
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jaffe is a dinosaur who is either trolling for attention because his career is in the toilet or has just fallen down a centrist hole

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We have banned discussion of Boogie1488 and snakeman, why not ban discussion of this knob?

YOU COWARDS, BAN... who again ?

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We have banned discussion of Boogie1488 and snakeman, why not ban discussion of this knob?
Yay for censorship!

User Banned (Duration Pending): Long History of Inflammatory Drive-By Posting; Numerous Prior Bans for Trolling

https://www.resetera.com/threads/did-david-jaffe-go-too-far-here.135636/post-23701946

Most people are mostly just :yeshrug though.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37415 on: August 19, 2019, 05:11:14 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23707629

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Guys...it's the weekend. These sites hire weekend editors for casual articles on weekends. I would be shocked if Kotaku and Polygon aren't covering this by close of business Monday.

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This seems like it's going to explode starting next week if any major site writes an article over it.

I wouldn't be too shocked you ended up shocked. :mike
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37416 on: August 19, 2019, 05:14:17 AM »
Actually Ion Fury looks cool, I usually don't like shooters since they mostly became pretentious cinematic trash - this is on my wishlist now :yeshrug
« Last Edit: August 19, 2019, 05:51:49 AM by Spieler1 »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37417 on: August 19, 2019, 05:45:47 AM »
The fucking point of the game is that the world has turned into this cyberpunk hellscape with cyber crackheads running the show and one especially vulgar lady cop to take them down.
Basically the entire world is fucked up because it's satire like Duke Nukem 3D. You smirk at this shit and move on.

However, the easily offended think that making fun of things is a 'VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS'.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37418 on: August 19, 2019, 05:52:19 AM »
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It's a real shame how little they value soft power

...in a thread about what would qualify as soft power. :trumps

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chinese-rappers-rally-together-on-instagram-in-support-of-hong-kong-police.135731/post-23713200
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37419 on: August 19, 2019, 06:00:25 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37420 on: August 19, 2019, 06:05:35 AM »
I guess this explains everything

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-often-do-you-socialize.135702/

Why would I socialize when I have a Nintendo Switch :confused
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37421 on: August 19, 2019, 06:10:02 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-have-you-hurd-about-these-gop-retirements.129453/post-23704340

Oh no the metacommentary !

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37422 on: August 19, 2019, 06:35:40 AM »
Imagine being the resetera mod who permabanned someone for saying "let's not have a witch hunt" on the first page of a 25+ page witch hunt

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37423 on: August 19, 2019, 06:37:21 AM »
Also imagine being the resetera mod seeing the parallells between what your own """""community""""" are doing to this dev and what people were doing to the ooblets dev, and drawing the line at "please make sure your screenshots of supposed transgressions aren't fake"

Please take all screenshots with a grain of salt until it can be independently verified/reproduced that they are real and reflective of the base game. Any fakes will be removed, and anyone posting a fake will be banned (verify it yourself first please).

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37424 on: August 19, 2019, 06:48:29 AM »
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Sorry but he isn't entirely wrong. We've collectively earned this reputation. Well not me personally, I can't stand the toxic culture at all.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/apex-legends-developers-spark-outrage-after-calling-gamers-%E2%80%9Cdicks%E2%80%9D-%E2%80%9Cass-hats%E2%80%9Dand-%E2%80%9Cfreeloaders%E2%80%9D.135586/post-23703696
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37425 on: August 19, 2019, 06:51:39 AM »
EA is tanking their only successful game with dumb micro transactions and the devs know but can't complain about it  :mynicca
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37426 on: August 19, 2019, 06:52:00 AM »


I'm not interested in the game, and the dev guy doesn't seem like the sharpest tool with regards to some things, but it does make me happy to see that those loonies' former power to ruin people's lives seems to be almost completely exhausted.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37427 on: August 19, 2019, 06:57:18 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/understanding-days-gone-reviews.135726/

 :science

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It's probably really an 8/10 game that was held back by being in two heavily crowded markets. I haven't played it yet
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37428 on: August 19, 2019, 07:00:30 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/understanding-days-gone-reviews.135726/

 :science

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It's probably really an 8/10 game that was held back by being in two heavily crowded markets. I haven't played it yet
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It Also reminds me How bloated score aggregates are for games, if a movie come out and gets a 7/10 (which will garner like 95% on RT) it will be a pretty much a very good movie. Most MCU movies are in the 70s tbh.

Winter Soldier has a 70 on MC and its considered by many to be the best MCU movie.

Movies rarely get those 80-95 aggregates unless its like really great.
Tactical disney shill :pimp
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37429 on: August 19, 2019, 07:05:31 AM »
Quote from: Radeo, post: 23713151, member: 56297

Youtube has been a shithaven for far too long for 30 min long le SJW videos, it's hardly surprising. Hell the only things I use it for are for fighting game guides and random movie clips and the algorithm is still pushing CAPTAIN MARVEL SJW AGENDA videos onto me


How does no reee comprehend that the reason for that is them googling faux-correlations between alt-right and literally everything they don't like all day?  :brain
I mostly watch gaming videos, sometimes other clips featuring certified nazis like Dave Chappelle and Red Letter Media - yet I don't think I ever got a video with "sjw" in it recommended.  :doge
« Last Edit: August 19, 2019, 07:46:21 AM by Spieler1 »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37430 on: August 19, 2019, 07:07:31 AM »
In the OT of the game :

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Time to shut ResetEra's support of this game down.

:badass

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-ot-maiden-build.134686/post-23712457
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37431 on: August 19, 2019, 07:10:08 AM »
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We have several topics on here bashing microtransactions, loot boxes, and EA all the live long day.

And let's face it, these "gamers" who cry about it most likely oppose business regulations to prevent this because of "commies are evil" or some other nonsense.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/apex-legends-developers-spark-outrage-after-calling-gamers-%E2%80%9Cdicks%E2%80%9D-%E2%80%9Cass-hats%E2%80%9Dand-%E2%80%9Cfreeloaders%E2%80%9D.135586/post-23714113
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« Reply #37432 on: August 19, 2019, 07:17:42 AM »
that's a lot of pages since I last logged on, who did ree try cancel now? :doge

Also with the Major shuffle going on at 343 you'd think creative director Frank would be actually working instead on Halo instead of writing fiction on Resetera.

No wonder the games went to shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37433 on: August 19, 2019, 07:18:46 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37434 on: August 19, 2019, 07:24:20 AM »
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You can have the game deleted from your account. I did that before with a THQN game.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23714191

       :brain           don't buy a game because you don't like the people who make it
:rollsafe buy a game neg it in a review, then refund it
:mindblown buy a game then just delete it so they have your money an you have nothing

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37435 on: August 19, 2019, 07:24:27 AM »
In the OT of the game :

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Time to shut ResetEra's support of this game down.

:badass

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-ot-maiden-build.134686/post-23712457

What support? That OT had 8 pages before the drama thread was opened :goldberg

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37436 on: August 19, 2019, 07:27:39 AM »
These people can't afford games, they're spending all their money on HRT, fatty foods and thrift store garms.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37437 on: August 19, 2019, 07:27:53 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23714303

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Sounds like one hell of an echo chamber. They look so weak when they are scared of Resetera typed out. Can't stop incels looking weak though, that is just who they are.

 :teehee

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37438 on: August 19, 2019, 07:30:58 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23714303

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Sounds like one hell of an echo chamber. They look so weak when they are scared of Resetera typed out. Can't stop incels looking weak though, that is just who they are.

 :teehee


Posted within a community which in its entirety voldemorded "THE OLD PLACE" :neogaf

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37439 on: August 19, 2019, 07:35:21 AM »
that's a lot of pages since I last logged on, who did ree try cancel now? :doge

Also with the Major shuffle going on at 343 you'd think creative director Frank would be actually working instead on Halo instead of writing fiction on Resetera.

No wonder the games went to shit.
Wonder if Stinkles will be protected on Ree like he was on NeoGAF.
I was banned once when I said that all the good texture artists must've been on holiday when they worked on Halo Reach.

Got a flood of DM's from the shills about how I didn't understand the game was in beta yadayada.
Few months later, the game is released. Same shit textures  8)
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