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Propagandhim

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44400 on: September 17, 2019, 07:18:04 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys can joke all you want but this stuff is important.  This is why I come here to ResetEra.  This discussion about power dynamics while greasin' the gash invites a productive and insightful ensemble of thoug..



Mods, I want to take a moment to apologize and thank you for the heads up.  What I meant to say was this whole thread was a complete waste of time and nothing productive came out of it. 

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44401 on: September 17, 2019, 07:18:05 PM »
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This thread isn't creating productive conversation so it is locked.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44402 on: September 17, 2019, 07:19:35 PM »
And locked  :lol I wonder who gets banned in that thread...

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44403 on: September 17, 2019, 07:20:28 PM »
They really need to hold another "Community Feedback Weekend" for a single night to discuss the rampant proliferation of unproductive discussions on the forum.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44404 on: September 17, 2019, 07:20:58 PM »
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This thread isn't creating productive conversation so it is locked.

Red Mercury and Surfinn were mashing them report buttons furiously.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44405 on: September 17, 2019, 07:23:55 PM »
 :nsfw

https://dynasty-scans.com/forum/posts?user_id=27041

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Is a good site, thought.  :marimo :jgames
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44406 on: September 17, 2019, 07:24:49 PM »
I love how Mercury and Surfinn even say it wasn't right to be doing it. That is literally all anyone else was saying. But others dared mention FEMALES!!! in a way that isn't positive so they had to defend their honor with everything they had.

Since you two morons no doubt read this site: please get laid. You both desperately need it.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44407 on: September 17, 2019, 07:27:47 PM »
I dunno about y'all, but someone feeling the need to masturbate at a play, regardless of their gender, turning into a discussion over power dynamics instead of making fun of the fact that someone was masturbating in the theater just shows how sad RE is.
Imagine how Tom will feel when he sees the thread.

HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44408 on: September 17, 2019, 07:28:33 PM »
"Let's talk about male privilege and public masturbation"

ShutUp

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44409 on: September 17, 2019, 07:30:18 PM »
Hoping to see a bunch of NICE comments next time a guy does something gross like that. They've now said it's fine to laugh and joke about it so it's only fair.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44410 on: September 17, 2019, 07:34:47 PM »
Hoping to see a bunch of NICE comments next time a guy does something gross like that. They've now said it's fine to laugh and joke about it so it's only fair.

 :wag :wag :wag

Is okay if they are fictional:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jonathan-hickmans-x-men-ot-adaptation-or-dominance-open-spoilers-gambit-is-the-witness.128998/page-69#post-24612997

They will never bitch about people lusting for fictional characters.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44411 on: September 17, 2019, 07:34:50 PM »
Baby killing Marine doesn't like white phosphorus in a video game.  Also, here's a link in my shitty article to purchase the game.

ShutUp

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44412 on: September 17, 2019, 07:35:18 PM »
Hoping to see a bunch of NICE comments next time a guy does something gross like that. They've now said it's fine to laugh and joke about it so it's only fair.

I know. Just the hypocrisy still irritates me sometimes. Glad to see some there finally waking up to it though.

Lol why are you so annoyed? They're a lost cause. We're watching a slow implosion of ne'er do wells eating themselves while the saner people will end up just moving to discord fully.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44413 on: September 17, 2019, 07:35:52 PM »
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During a random police inspection, a detective who had observed Reubens detained him as he was readying to leave. (This sweep also resulted in three other arrests).
let's talk about the power dynamics here

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44414 on: September 17, 2019, 07:41:32 PM »
A male member of the audience apparently masturbated to Brie Larson during a recent Red Carpet showing
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Sounds like a really good flick
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Good for him.

Hope it was a fulfilling one. Sometimes some wanks are just disappointing.

Brie Larson tho
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Damn, the movie was that good?
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Shoulda masturbated later at home to the fantasy of masturbating to Brie Larson in public like a civilized human being smh
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Did her quim mewl?
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Did this seriously happen?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44415 on: September 17, 2019, 07:43:48 PM »
The simple facts of what happened that Friday night in Reubens’ hometown of Sarasota, Fla., are familiar by now. According to the county sheriff’s office, three detectives went to the XXX South Trail Cinema to watch the audience that was watching a triple bill of Catalina Five-O Tiger Shark, Nurse Nancy, and Turn Up the Heat. After the sting operation had hauled in three men on charges of violating Florida State Statute 800.03, Exposure of Sexual Organs, Det. William Walters allegedly saw a man ”masterbate” — that’s how the rap sheet spells it — in the darkened theater at 8:25 p.m. and again at 8:35. Placed under arrest upon leaving the theater, the alleged offender quietly told the detectives his famous pseudonym and, according to the police, made a novel, Pee-wee-esque attempt at a buy-off: He offered to perform a children’s benefit for the sheriff’s office if the charges were dropped. (A department spokesman said that ”the deputies did not feel at that time that they had enough probable cause” to charge Reubens with attempted bribery.) A local reporter recognized Reubens’ name on the arrest sheet the next day, and within hours the scandal machinery was roaring at full throttle.

With mug shots that made him look like Twin Peaks‘ Killer Bob, Reubens overshadowed the Moscow summit on many front pages. The mortified actor released a statement July 29 protesting that though he was in the theater, he in no way exposed himself or ”engaged in any other improper activities.” He then went into seclusion until his Aug. 9 arraignment. If found guilty, he faces up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.
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At the same time that Pee-wee product was being banished, however, some celebrities came to the star’s defense. Bill Cosby, whose Fat Albert show and Jell-O spots made him a family cult-hero years before Cosby, released a statement saying that ”Whatever (Reubens has) done, this is being blown all out of proportion.”
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Propagandhim

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44416 on: September 17, 2019, 07:52:05 PM »
Say what you will about Bill Cosby (I, myself am not a fan), but he knew the dangers of cancel culture.  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44417 on: September 17, 2019, 08:01:30 PM »
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Yeah, I mean it's not cool for someone to be getting other people involved in their "personal time" like that,
Hell teah, just a fellow woman partaking in "personal time".

It may be a "little uncool", but between posting on ResetERA and--uh--reading ResetERA, where can they find the time to get off?
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I know I love posting on a forum where I believe literally half of the population are just pretending to be progressive to get "points."

Thank goodness you're here to show everyone what a true moral person is like. I'm sure you have never said anything hypocritical or offensive in your entire life. You are truly the poster we should model ourselves after.
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all that shitty stuff
Smashing the like button on these posts.
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so woman are allowed to sexualize men? because well the dynamics aren't equal?
I wouldn't say the lady in the theater was allowed to do what she did, no
the whole woke discord out here with the site's official stance
Not sure if dude has an real cred now considering that being aggressively woke online while thinking its an own to give a conservative grifters $60 for no real reason is apparently beyond criticism . How is that not just emptiness personified lol.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44418 on: September 17, 2019, 08:06:51 PM »
Say what you will about Bill Cosby (I, myself am not a fan)
Because he's black? Go ahead, call him what you really want to.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44420 on: September 17, 2019, 08:14:29 PM »
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I'm not saying it's OK but if you think a man masturbating in public to a woman and vice versa represent 1:1 sexual dynamics you are either ignorant or concern trolling.

So many people falling out of their seat waiting for an opportunity to "WHAT ABOUT MEN!!", it's fucking sad lol.

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Smashing the like button on these posts.

 :marimo

Smashing the like button like it was a clitoris at a Tom Hiddleston Broadway performance.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44421 on: September 17, 2019, 08:16:19 PM »
imagine if Pee Wee Herman was jerking off Tom Hiddleston

benjipwns

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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44423 on: September 17, 2019, 08:22:46 PM »
It was probably a remote vibrator.

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44424 on: September 17, 2019, 08:28:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/prattprattpratt/status/1173982082030297089
Fortunately Chris Pratt has been temp canceled (until the next Jurassic world or marvel film) and the thread locked so resetera wouldn’t be subject to his problematic viewpoints.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44425 on: September 17, 2019, 09:40:51 PM »
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This thread isn't creating productive conversation so it is locked.

A thread is only really productive if someone gets cancelled.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44427 on: September 17, 2019, 09:45:06 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-all-resetera-users-each-pitch-in-60-per-month-for-1-year-itd-be-enough-for-a-game-studio-to-work-on-1-aaa-game.141693/

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EXCUSE my math.

In that case, the offline and online ResetEra users all pitched in $60 per month for 1 year, would give us a generous $34 million USD budget.

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7,807 members in total, depending on location and time zones, all pitched in $60 for each month, up to 1 year, would give the total budget of $9 million USD and some change.

$9 $34 million is probably enough budget for a game studio to put out 1 AA or AAA title. Whichever the outcome, the title can be anything, or of anyone's choice from the forum, done via straw polling and such.

But what I'm saying is that, if we were to focus on crowdfunding from dedicated users, we would actually be able to fund and invest in a decent game.

Why is it not a viable option? Because $60 times 12 months is a hefty allotted investment. That's $720 dollars, or 1 week worth of software development work, if using a $60,000/year average salary, minus local, federal/providence/state taxes. Plus among other factors at play, such as it being similar to Kickstarter / Indiegogo...

But why is it a fun option? Because, everyone is pitching in. Everyone in this forums is an angel investor on this game. It would definitely be added to the Guinness World Records for being the most contributed game. Also, because "discussions".

And that's all there is to it, really. It's just a slow news drought for me.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44428 on: September 17, 2019, 09:50:49 PM »
Imagine being funded and cancelled by era simultaneously.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44429 on: September 17, 2019, 09:54:34 PM »
finally! stufte's big break is here!

oh...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44430 on: September 17, 2019, 09:54:37 PM »
Now Dudebro can finally be funded! :hyper

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44431 on: September 17, 2019, 09:56:34 PM »
I miss when they just called it "boycotting". I guess that was too hard to spell or something. Even an 8 year old understands the word "cancel"

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44432 on: September 17, 2019, 09:56:39 PM »
Looks like Dudebro’s back on the menu, boys!
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44434 on: September 17, 2019, 10:01:29 PM »
I miss when they just called it "boycotting". I guess that was too hard to spell or something. Even an 8 year old understands the word "cancel"

People who use “cancel” unironically don’t have paying jobs

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44435 on: September 17, 2019, 10:16:12 PM »
While we're on the subject, Paul Reubens did nothing wrong. It was an adult theater!

I feel like masturbating in a porn theater is like expected?


benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44437 on: September 17, 2019, 10:43:44 PM »
Stufte is more of a developer than you are a historian, or a sales expert.


SAD!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44438 on: September 17, 2019, 10:50:25 PM »
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I think most people mean like little kids or some stuff when they talk about loli. I mean, I'm not gonna call someone a loli or pedo if they think like Sailor Moon is attractive when she looks like a young adult or Orihime from Bleach when she looks like a young adult as well

https://www.resetera.com/threads/as-an-anime-fan-its-unsettling-disturbing-how-many-people-defend-lolicon.141653/page-4#post-24625950

My sweet summer child, get out as soon as you can, this people are not your friends.

Nevermind that they would prefer IRL kiddy fiddler or the Precure fans pretending they are not creeps on Resetera.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44439 on: September 17, 2019, 11:11:47 PM »
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The anime subreddits I'm on like MHA and Naruto oppose it

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You seem to be getting defensive and I'm not sure why. Naruto and MHA have their problematic elements and literally tons of hentai drawn of their characters. The Naruto and MHA subreddits are no stranger to risque fan art of these characters. Do you actually want to have a conversation about this subject or not?

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Oh no, was not getting defensive at all. Was just sharing my experience I mean honestly.

 :lol

Kid, get out and man up, they are going to piss in your grave at the first chance. They don’t care that you essentially agree with them, as they are hypocritical scumbags that share stuff on discords.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44440 on: September 17, 2019, 11:40:36 PM »
For some reason, seeing that theres a 340 post thread on feminist theory in anime/manga is the single most depressing thing I've seen on the internet

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Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44442 on: September 18, 2019, 12:14:56 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ok-fellas-whats-the-best-decade-to-grow-up-be-born-in.134045/page-3#post-24626922

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i want to be born in 2050 so i can only experience burning to death

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44443 on: September 18, 2019, 12:34:48 AM »
It's so damn hard to be optimistic about the future these days.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44444 on: September 18, 2019, 12:49:49 AM »
It's so damn hard to be optimistic about the future these days.

Especially now that Spider-Man is no longer in the MCU.  :'(

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44445 on: September 18, 2019, 01:02:16 AM »
It's so damn hard to be optimistic about the future these days.

Especially now that Spider-Man is no longer in the MCU.  :'(
why are alt-right warner brothers stopping us from having batman and superman in the mcu? :fbm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44446 on: September 18, 2019, 01:05:47 AM »
It's so damn hard to be optimistic about the future these days.

Especially now that Spider-Man is no longer in the MCU.  :'(
why are alt-right warner brothers stopping us from having batman and superman in the mcu? :fbm

Because they paid a $1b for the syndication rights to the Big Bang Theory.

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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44448 on: September 18, 2019, 02:13:22 AM »
We're all content creators !
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44449 on: September 18, 2019, 02:36:02 AM »
Looks like Dudebro’s back on the menu, boys!
This time I'm old enough for a copyright infringement lawsuit   :money
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44451 on: September 18, 2019, 05:03:11 AM »
I miss when they just called it "boycotting". I guess that was too hard to spell or something. Even an 8 year old understands the word "cancel"

Well, Its in the name. 'Boy'cott. There's no 'Girl'cott so why even give it the privilege, much less the optics over using the word 'girl'.

Or that nobody would know what the hell a 'Girlcott' would be.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44452 on: September 18, 2019, 05:06:07 AM »
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"African Swine Fever (ASF) causes a haemorrhagic fever (bleeding from every orifice like Ebola) with high mortality rates in domestic pigs"

The disgusting amount of agony we inflict on other beings is horrifying.

Well... we didn't invent the disease ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/african-swine-fever-aka-pig-ebola-may-require-china-to-cull-200m-of-its-440m-pigs-by-years-end.121682/post-24606704
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44454 on: September 18, 2019, 06:53:16 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44455 on: September 18, 2019, 06:57:42 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-all-resetera-users-each-pitch-in-60-per-month-for-1-year-itd-be-enough-for-a-game-studio-to-work-on-1-aaa-game.141693/

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EXCUSE my math.

In that case, the offline and online ResetEra users all pitched in $60 per month for 1 year, would give us a generous $34 million USD budget.

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7,807 members in total, depending on location and time zones, all pitched in $60 for each month, up to 1 year, would give the total budget of $9 million USD and some change.

$9 $34 million is probably enough budget for a game studio to put out 1 AA or AAA title. Whichever the outcome, the title can be anything, or of anyone's choice from the forum, done via straw polling and such.

But what I'm saying is that, if we were to focus on crowdfunding from dedicated users, we would actually be able to fund and invest in a decent game.

Why is it not a viable option? Because $60 times 12 months is a hefty allotted investment. That's $720 dollars, or 1 week worth of software development work, if using a $60,000/year average salary, minus local, federal/providence/state taxes. Plus among other factors at play, such as it being similar to Kickstarter / Indiegogo...

But why is it a fun option? Because, everyone is pitching in. Everyone in this forums is an angel investor on this game. It would definitely be added to the Guinness World Records for being the most contributed game. Also, because "discussions".

And that's all there is to it, really. It's just a slow news drought for me.

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Somewhere out there is a mirror universe where REEEseteran economic logic is public policy. Right now, people are starving, economies are in ruin, and shit is generally falling apart Mad Max style.

However, trans people are safe from the genocide of misgendering, Trump is in jail and there is a half finished AAA video game being abandoned.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44456 on: September 18, 2019, 07:16:26 AM »
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I don’t think it’s sanitary either. They don’t sterilize the seat after every performance someone probably sat in her g***l afterwards 🤢
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son of a bitch.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44457 on: September 18, 2019, 07:20:49 AM »
I like how they've started talking about "AA games", as if AAA is a meaningful and strict definition.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44458 on: September 18, 2019, 07:25:15 AM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44459 on: September 18, 2019, 07:27:22 AM »