River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

People who tip all the time irregardless of service are chumps.

[Joe Molotov]

People who tip all the time irregardless of race are chumps.

[ShutUp]

Never tipped and never will.

It's weird to me that people in America are still tipping in 2019

Probably because the system in 2019 is still fucked and mentally mature adults understand waiters still need tips to make a decent living. Again, fucking over the little guy (as the same person goes down the street and buys a new game controller at full price at Target).

[ShutUp]

People who tip all the time irregardless of service are chumps.

Well, yeah. If the service is bad, THEN no tip is fine. Or leave like a quarter on the table or something. Should have said that initially.

[Boredfrom]

I heard on Twitter that the Pokémon kids are loons, so I checked ERA and people are begging people to not post “spoilers” of the last trailer so that people are mindful of those going in “pure”.

Said spoilers are the mere existence of two regular-ass Pokémon.

Nintendies

Being fair, a lot of regular ass Pokémons got Thanos’ snapped. Including most of the starters.

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Fuck you Charizard. 

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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1193701520392540160

[Tasty]

For real fuck Charizard

[Ghoul]

For real fuck Charizard

FUUUCKKKKKK OFFFFFF

[EchoRin]

Fuck all the kids that got Charizard in a pack of cards while I never did. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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If you live anywhere that isn't purple, you need to be tipping.

but they're still getting the difference from their employers if they dont' make it in tips.

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[james]

Koffing is the only pokemon that matters

[Tripon]

happy veteran's day, y'all

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I was living a mile away when the Chris Dorner shit happened and he murdered that couple in Irvine to take revenge against his boss (the woman in the couple was Dorner's boss' daughter). Mind you, Irvine may not have seen a murder in a decade before then.

[EightBitNate]

I tipped my barber 50% the other day because I was awkwardly struggling to pull a $5 out of my wallet so I just handed him a $10.

[team filler]

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If you live anywhere that isn't purple, you need to be tipping.

filipino cuties like you get all the tips 

[Potato]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

[EightBitNate]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

My barber only takes cash. Shady af but ur boy looks fresh.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

 

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/patrick-h-willems-how-star-wars-trailers-weaponize-nostalgia.152465/

Is this one of those alt right guys too?

No he is expressly the opposite. He actually praises The Last Jedi, but also employs genuine criticism.

These dumb motherfuckers.

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/patrick-h-willems-how-star-wars-trailers-weaponize-nostalgia.152465/page-2#post-26352800

A few people question the use of the word "weaponize"

Some of you are veering into GamerGate territory with your reactions. I follow this guy on Youtube and he is entertaining.

MUST BE GOOBERGOAT!!! 

[Leadbelly]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/patrick-h-willems-how-star-wars-trailers-weaponize-nostalgia.152465/

Is this one of those alt right guys too?

No he is expressly the opposite. He actually praises The Last Jedi, but also employs genuine criticism.

These dumb motherfuckers.

lol

What constitutes 'alt-right' in these people's minds is getting more and more absurd. So now anything but blindly praising The Last-Jedi makes you suspect.

[Leadbelly]

I guess so. In the words of Rod Liddle, we've already reached 'peak wank'. I guess the shit they already think is absurd enough.

[Tripon]

Back in a decade ago, when I was subbing for a class, a student (11-12 years old) earnestly told me how good Episode 1 was. Which just told me that it must be a generational thing.

The people who earnestly believe Episode 8 is good are the same way, that movie was made for them, I guess.

[Leadbelly]

lol

You know, I actually liked it more than I thought I would. But then that is damning it with faint praise. I watched the movie after hearing all the criticism so that none of it was a surprise to me. And I agree with most of the criticism. And so when I finally got around to watching it, I could just enjoy it in a dumb fun kind of way. lol

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PettylilBuyer/status/1193997134606979072

[Tripon]

Need to re-watch before 9 comes out but I thought 8 was kind of a mess.  I think I only paid half attention to it though;  it lost my interest and I started playing a game on my phone.

The main thing I remember about episode 8 was that you could cut out the entire casino sequence(and about a half hour just dedicated to that part of the movie) and work out a 5 minute scene where the lockpicker character "DJ" gets introduced. I did get a personal kick on annoying my friend (who is a big Marvel movies mark) when the Collector shown up in Infinity War and calling him DJ from Star Wars.

[Clockwork5]

lol

You know, I actually liked it more than I thought I would. But then that is damning it with faint praise. I watched the movie after hearing all the criticism so that none of it was a surprise to me. And I agree with most of the criticism. And so when I finally got around to watching it, I could just enjoy it in a dumb fun kind of way. lol

Imagine enjoying a Star Wars movie in any way other than a dumb fun kind of way.
 

[Nintex]

The premise of that movie was just 'are you fucking kidding me'
Two giant ships chase each other at 5 mph. Suddenly some new tech is invented that allows the New Order indefinite tracking powers and the rebels lightspeed Kamikaze ships (and even that moment did not sway the outcome, nor killing the enemy leader).
At the end they celebrate "victory" with the 8 or so rebels left standing after all the main characters do dumb shit that gets most of their forces killed for no reason.

The entire movie could've not happened and it wouldn't have made any difference to where things stand between the end of TFA and the start of the upcoming film.
Except that 99% of the rebels are dead.

But they blew it anyway in the opening scene of TFA. After you destroy an entire system of planets and all the armies of the Republic there's nothing 'threatening'.
It would've been way cooler if the New Order was working in the shadows, fighting a guerrilla war, picking off senators or manipulating elections.

[bork]

https://twitter.com/HeinzKetchup_US/status/1193981762382286848

[Boredfrom]

Heinz hates lesbians confirmed.

[Straight Edge]

Why aren't the rebels using astromech piloted x-wings as light speed weapons against the death stars in the original movies?

[Nintex]

Lightspeed through Asteroid field: "Be careful, you hit something like a rock you die"

Lightspeed back from sector to flee Imperial Fleet: "Be careful, we can't activate the hyper-drive this close to the enemy fleet"

Lightspeed through an imperial class star destroyer with a thicc ship: "Cuts like a knife through butter"

 

[clothedmacuser]

good lord, the avatars

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scoob-official-teaser-trailer.152426/


These are adults!   Slayveen supports this

[samir]

What's the deal with American adults watching shows made for kids? 

[Leadbelly]

Lightspeed through Asteroid field: "Be careful, you hit something like a rock you die"

Lightspeed back from sector to flee Imperial Fleet: "Be careful, we can't activate the hyper-drive this close to the enemy fleet"

Lightspeed through an imperial class star destroyer with a thicc ship: "Cuts like a knife through butter"

 

Actually the idea that you hit anything seems dumb, rather than entering some kind of other dimension, a wormhole, or something. The idea that you're just going really fast seems incredibly dangerous to me. And lightspeed would actually be really slow if you were travelling from galaxy to galaxy.

[TVC15]

don't tip white people 

Holy shit that would be a fantastic Ree thread: "Should I tip white people if I'm a person of color?" Hey guys am I supporting the white oppression of POC if I tip my white driver guy? As an oppressed minority shouldn't I keep the tip as a form of reparations?

I want to see this happen. Not right now. Someone would tip off the fuzz.

[Straight Edge]

Star Wars takes place within one galaxy.

 

[TVC15]

good lord, the avatars

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scoob-official-teaser-trailer.152426/


These are adults!   Slayveen supports this

Ugh, they finally turned the gang into a bunch of paedo fuck dolls. I guess releasing this was in Epstein’s will or something.

[Nintex]

Lightspeed through Asteroid field: "Be careful, you hit something like a rock you die"

Lightspeed back from sector to flee Imperial Fleet: "Be careful, we can't activate the hyper-drive this close to the enemy fleet"

Lightspeed through an imperial class star destroyer with a thicc ship: "Cuts like a knife through butter"

 

Actually the idea that you hit anything seems dumb, rather than entering some kind of other dimension, a wormhole, or something. The idea that you're just going really fast seems incredibly dangerous to me. And lightspeed would actually be really slow if you were travelling from galaxy to galaxy.

From what I gathered you have to 'hit lightspeed' by activating the hyper drive so you need room to accelerate to reach lightspeed.
If you hit something before you go fast enough to travel through this other 'dimension' you obviously collide at a very high speed and die.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/let’s-settle-this-did-you-like-the-last-jedi-poll.152497/

Over a third of the community is alt-right. Nice forum you got there, Cerium.

[Leadbelly]

Star Wars takes place within one galaxy.

 

It would be really slow if you were going from solar system to solar system as well though. Alpha Centauri, which is said to be the nearest star from Earth, is 4.3 light years away. On a cosmic level lightspeed is really really slow.

[Nintex]

A Scooby Doo origin story?
What the fuck. 

[Straight Edge]

Scooby got his name from the snacks. I assumed the snacks were named after him. Deepest lore indeed.

[Tripon]

This movie is going to keep the part where Scooby Doo is jealous of Shaggy dating girls isn't it?

[Nintex]

The Flintkids(TM), the prehistoric origin story that started the most well known family

The Simpsies(TM), the origin story you've been waiting for all your life

Die Tough(TM), even the most bad-ass cop has a kindergarten history!

[OnlyRegret]

star borez 

let the baddies win and kill everything, w/e

[Boredfrom]

Scooby Doo only works when there are real ghosts or when they just focus on Shaggy and Scooby without Mistery Inc shit.

[Boredfrom]

The Flintkids(TM), the prehistoric origin story that started the most well known family

The Simpsies(TM), the origin story you've been waiting for all your life

Die Tough(TM), even the most bad-ass cop has a kindergarten history!

Ok, zoomer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flintstone_Kids

[Great Rumbler]

Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Pup_Named_Scooby-Doo

[Boredfrom]

Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Pup_Named_Scooby-Doo

I actually liked that show... probably because it was the first show to start to mock the whole concept of the Scooby Gang.

[Joe Molotov]

What's the deal with American adults watching shows made for kids? 

something something participation awards

[Tripon]

I have to admit, I thought somebody was going to post Scooby porn by now.

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https://twitter.com/Evenink_cosplay/status/1189666293353517056

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[clothedmacuser]

What more do we need than Linda Cardellini










You gotta like kids movies that "have something for daddy."

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/comedy-is-objectively-the-worst-film-genre.152542/

Nepenthe:

Disney animated canon alone elevates the genre.

The only genre I can think of as objectively worst would probably be porn.

Is this what it feels like to be offended by someone on the internet?

[EchoRin]

Porn is not a genre.

That's like saying "you know what's a worse genre of movies than comedy? Paintings"

Edit: had to rework the quote

[skullstorm]

Says a lot of people that worry about the superfiscal trappings

[OnlyRegret]

fiscal conservative 

superfiscal conservative 

[clothedmacuser]

What fucking browser does he use that doesn't have spell check

It's not the browsers fault.  It's Slayven's need to post his imagined expertise in fields from agriculture to rocket science as fast as possible as many times he can.  He's an uninformed maladroit who is talkative and constantly mentions how money is more important than knowledge.  It's strange that he doesn't vote for Trump.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/let’s-settle-this-did-you-like-the-last-jedi-poll.152497/

Over a third of the community is alt-right. Nice forum you got there, Cerium.

  this is still too complicated

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/spanish-election-deadlock-remains-as-centre-left-tops-poll-and-far-right-surges.152395/post-26334430

User Banned (Duration Pending): Supporting bigotry

I´m so happy for VOX. Still can´t undestand why people vote for PSOE, Podemos and terrorists...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2019-bolivian-election-evo-morales-resigns-after-massive-protest.148191/post-26324355

User Warned: Inflammatory community generalizations

ERA's only support certain social progressive values but in terms of economics, they are as right-leaned as they can be.

[benjipwns]

we don't respect pedos on this side chief

Can people that say this shit get banned or warned or something? It's a pretty fucked up thing to say and it's making light of pedophilia.

User banned (2 weeks): inappropriate joke, antagonising member, accumulated infractions

I bet you're real proud of yourself. Making pedophilia jokes while people like me that were actually affected by pedophiles have to just read it. You cunt.

Sorry mate. I'd delete it if you pm'd me. Puffing your chest out like that, i'm bound to respond with snark.