River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Tasty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This is amazing.

The decision to exclude some Pokémon from "Sword and Shield" has led to a new hashtag sweeping across the world of Pokémon fandom —#Dexit.

https://www.businessinsider.com/dexit-pokemon-sword-shield-controversy-nintendo-switch-2019-7


DEXIT

[Tasty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

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Deep cut but it's appreciated. 👍🏻

[Boredfrom]

One part of me genuinely feels bad for GameFreak. I feel that the studio genuinely has some good ideas and games outside of Pokemon also shows some of passion for video games, and my impression is that they actually may feel kind of trapped on the Pokemon franchise. They deserve getting shit on but I also think the studio could be greater if they were not “the Pokémon studio”.

[BIONIC]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

But I no longer have an interest.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Planet Smasher had 10 years of comedy training which puts him at -1 on the comedy scale. Another three or 4 years of training might get him to 0 comedy.

The least funny posters are both of blamespace's alts, Heromanz and Fat4All.

That's my take but I'm no Transhuman.

looks like you've never read a hobbes thread before friendo

e:

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

There's constant graphical issues, not just low quality graphics, pop in is present at all points of the game due to bad coding

Most of the animations are also completely copy pasted from older games

No scaling whatsoever, models are the same sizes of XY (giving more plausibility to them not really redoing the models)

Well this person clearly is an expert and definitely knows what they're talking about

[Tasty]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

But I no longer have an interest.

Vested interest.

[james]

Two things are true:

Adults talking about pokemons is weird, grow the fuck up
and
Game Freak rolls in money from one of the biggest kid franchises on the planet and yet they act like a 3 person indie team. Something is wrong with your business culture if the best you can do is shit out something 2 generations behind every couple of years

[Don Rumata]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

Why are women allowed to be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, you sexist cunt? 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1194283713292619782

 

[who is ted danson?]

There's loads of these "inappropriate drive-by" warnings

what the fuck in an inappropriate drive-by?

which mods' feelings got hurt?

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1194283713292619782

 

Only in the Oppression Olympics.

[Pissy F Benny]

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There's loads of these "inappropriate drive-by" warnings

what the fuck in an inappropriate drive-by?

which mods' feelings got hurt?

The one which killed Tupac 

[Nintex]

#THANKYOUGAMEFREAK

Nintendo should've had Retro Studios co-develop it or something.
A Gameboy group that barely held onto the 3DS now had to make full fledged 3D console game.

LMAO who makes these business decisions.

It'll still sell a fuck ton to kiddo's though.

[james]

Please tell me that gif isnt real

Or if its real, its from a leaked N64 project that was cancelled

[Tasty]

Please tell me that gif isnt real

Or if its real, its from a leaked N64 project that was cancelled

What do you mean? Pokémon Stadium has always had an overworld.

[james]

https://i.imgur.com/sztL8L2.mp4

oh wow this is horrible

[Nintex]

Can't wait for the 3 hour GameXplain video on these wonderful graphics.

A shame Brainchild left REEE, maybe he'll return for one last time to create a megathread about the insane graphics on display in this new Pokemon game.
The fog effect is really impressive and something not even seen on Xbox One or PS4.

[james]

Gamefreak retire bitch

[Cauliflower Of Love]

(Image removed from quote.)

#THANKYOUGAMEFREAK

Nintendo should've had Retro Studios co-develop it or something.
A Gameboy group that barely held onto the 3DS now had to make full fledged 3D console game.

LMAO who makes these business decisions.

It'll still sell a fuck ton to kiddo's though.

Turok: Bike Edition

[james]

https://clips.twitch.tv/embed?autoplay=false&clip=TemperedDifferentPizzaTBTacoRight&tt_content=embed&tt_medium=clips_embed

[Great Rumbler]

This is amazing.

The decision to exclude some Pokémon from "Sword and Shield" has led to a new hashtag sweeping across the world of Pokémon fandom —#Dexit.

https://www.businessinsider.com/dexit-pokemon-sword-shield-controversy-nintendo-switch-2019-7


DEXIT

I mean, it's been a thing for months now. How'd you miss it?

Why would I willingly subject myself to the Pokemon fan community?

[OnlyRegret]

poketoddlers 

[thisismyusername]

And yet pointing this shit out since the announcement trailer makes you "toxic" according to certain folks in the fanbase.

"But it's Alpha!"
*E3 footage shows it hasn't changed*
"BUT IT'S BETA!"
*final leaked shows it's still shit!*
"BUT IT'S NOT FINAL!"
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Pokemon fans are willing to eat shit if that shit included a Lucario in it. Anyone willfully buying this shit after Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee and post-Gen 5 titles needs to seriously consider their life choices. (#NoTNoShadeAndykun)

[Boredfrom]

Being fair, this is the first time I have seen fans this legit mad about the franchise and pushback against that bitch ass apologist attitude they share with full on Nintendofans. The game is still going to sell like hot cakes but is nice to see that a lot of people genuinely stopped drinking the Kool Aid.

[thisismyusername]

Yes, there is no other way to spin it. Sword/Shield are bad games.

I don't think that's the case. Nothing actually says "bad" about it. Is it glitchy? Is it not fun?

LMAO that's how far the goalposts have been moved back.

#AllTAllShade I fucking hate Serebii so fucking much.

At least be honest and say you're a paid Gamefreak shill. Dude has been spinning Gamefreak's lazy-ass releases for years now.

Being fair, this is the first time I have seen fans this legit mad about the franchise and pushback against that bitch ass apologist attitude they share with full on Nintendofans. The game is still going to sell like hot cakes but is nice to see that a lot of people genuinely stopped drinking the Kool Aid.

I mean yes, but also no.

There's been a small (but growing) distaste for how lazy the series has been post-Gen 5. There's been hate for how Gamefreak continues to make new things in the series only to take them out next release for :whatthechrist reasons (Battlefrontier in Emerald being gone in Diamond and Pearl a fucking huge notable WTF), it's only now that Gamefreak has to get off the shitter and put effort in for console gamers that the explosion in distaste has happened.

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#GenWunStillBestOne Eat my shitter, Andy-kun. (I still love you, bb)

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[Boredfrom]

He has always been weird like this, I totally believe he doesn’t see much problem with the game.

[thisismyusername]

I honestly think Joe is autistic, like some of the fanbase. This isn't meant as an insult, I genuinely think he is. It would explain the die-hard devotion to the series he has and the inability to handle criticism for it.

[Boredfrom]

I honestly think Joe is autistic, like some of the fanbase. This isn't meant as an insult, I genuinely think he is. It would explain the die-hard devotion to the series he has and the inability to handle criticism for it.

I’m pretty sure he is in the spectrum. I thought it was already confirmed this is the case. I also said not as an insult, but I was sure this was indeed the case given how weird his reasonings about it could get.

[OnlyRegret]

lol, this is trending

https://twitter.com/hashtag/IStandWithSerebii?src=tren

[thisismyusername]

Joe Molotov?

...Maybe.

But no, JoeM86 on GAF/Serebii of Serebii.net

He had a custom title of "Even the Pokemon Centers were empty!" with "Heatwave" by this one old musical group as a custom title over this post: https://xfdev.neogaf.com/threads/media-create-sales-week-28-2013-jul-08-jul-14.625671/page-2#post-71048051

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-problems-in-america-remain-because-americans-are-more-submissive-than-europeans.152512/#post-26352369


I see the "our public transport system is shite because big country " excuse is getting spun off

[Boredfrom]

Is a shame. I don’t particularly hate guy and I believe his shilling for the games has been just genuine enthusiasm but uncritical fans like him is the reason why GameFreak got so comfortable to this point. I think this type of fans deserve a genuine pushback, but the again is just Pokemon. 

[Boredfrom]

Joe Molotov?

Is the guy with the Pokémon avatar that always made Pokemon/Nintendo threads insufferable at Gaf.

[nachobro]

you'll have to be more specific

[Boredfrom]

you'll have to be more specific

The guy that had a geositeslike Pokémon fan website and the same avatar green avatar for all eternity.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ricky-gervais-returning-to-host-the-golden-globes.152685/

sooooo I guess certain familiar faces are trying to get the old "they're not banned but any topic about them gets shitted up so we just insta lock" treatment applied to Ricky Gervais, huh?

[paprikastaude]

which mods' feelings got hurt?

Most certainly the professional Nintenyearolds known as Gamexplain, who are also friends with ultra-manbaby pioneer Serebii.

[BikeJesus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ricky-gervais-returning-to-host-the-golden-globes.152685/

sooooo I guess certain familiar faces are trying to get the old "they're not banned but any topic about them gets shitted up so we just insta lock" treatment applied to Ricky Gervais, huh?

Big fan of transphobia aye?

Go support transphobes somewhere else.

Glad you love his transphobia

[paprikastaude]

Ricky Gervais seemed kind of a douche to me, but then I watched the latest (I think, Humanity) standup on Netflix and it was really good.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

 

[Vertigo]

My god the Disney+ shilling is off the charts on Reeee today


 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I went to work today (I work maybe one or two days a month and try not to go outside more than absolutely necessary, so the weather is always a surprise) and I was freezing my balls off, first when clearing the snow off my car and then waiting for the bus, and it's not even that cold yet. Shouldn't places that have actual winters have some social hibernation system where everyone stockpiles resources over the summer and then society just shuts down for a few months when snow starts falling? Would probably save a ton of lives in car accidents as well. Driving in the snow blows.

Why should we work through the cold? Anyone who wants to cancel this has my vote.

 

[team filler]

Yaniv+ 

[james]

Did y'all see Bork's new avatar?

 

[Tektonic]

i totally understand all of this pokemon discussion

i mean just look at this

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[paprikastaude]

My god the Disney+ shilling is off the charts on Reeee today


 

Everyone's a meanie to pokeyman today, time for Mickey cock 

[james]

I went to work today (I work maybe one or two days a month and try not to go outside more than absolutely necessary, so the weather is always a surprise) and I was freezing my balls off, first when clearing the snow off my car and then waiting for the bus, and it's not even that cold yet. Shouldn't places that have actual winters have some social hibernation system where everyone stockpiles resources over the summer and then society just shuts down for a few months when snow starts falling? Would probably save a ton of lives in car accidents as well. Driving in the snow blows.

Why should we work through the cold? Anyone who wants to cancel this has my vote.

 

Why bother to clean your car off if you're just going to take the bus?

Its called a parking and ride you absolute imbecile

[Clockwork5]

Staying at home all day every day is boring as fuck.
I want to make money.
I own a hat and gloves.

That’s why you fool.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

whats a guy gotta do to get a job you only work two days a month

Oh, I don't actually have a job. I'm unemployed. I just work the minimum amount that let's me keep my benefits.

 

So you let taxpayers support you, but then complain about it anyway

I like to think that money is more of a social construct.

           Is this peak era?
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[Clockwork5]

Imagine being lifer unemployed leech and complaining about the world not shutting down for the winter.

[Joe Molotov]

working 
bennies

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/feige-responds-to-scorsese%E2%80%99s-claim-that-there-is-no-genuone.152711/

[BisMarckie]

I am taking a sabbatical for a whole year soon.
Living the NEET life

[jorma]

I went to work today (I work maybe one or two days a month and try not to go outside more than absolutely necessary, so the weather is always a surprise) and I was freezing my balls off, first when clearing the snow off my car and then waiting for the bus, and it's not even that cold yet. Shouldn't places that have actual winters have some social hibernation system where everyone stockpiles resources over the summer and then society just shuts down for a few months when snow starts falling? Would probably save a ton of lives in car accidents as well. Driving in the snow blows.

Why should we work through the cold? Anyone who wants to cancel this has my vote.

 

There's not really anything to see here, this is how 9 people out of 10 in the uk always react to a little snow. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's working out quite nicely for Scorcese too. Everyone is asking him about Marvel and no one is asking him about the rape charge (yet again) his friend/someone he gave a public standing ovation to just received.

That whole thing is just going to fly under the radar, again, because people are so caught up on what he said about Marvel.

"people" aren't going to ask him about "his friend" being accused of rape because the only fucking thing you know about martin scorcese is that hes in a gif applauding Roman Polanskis oscar win 15 years ago and that he doesn't love marvel as much as you do, you utter, utter, fucking, spanner.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

dunbar still giving dense era that work.



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https://www.resetera.com/threads/woman-gets-body-slammed-outside-of-popeyes-by-employee-after-allegedly-using-racial-slur.152715/

#10
"If she says something she regrets, it does not give a grown man the right to chase her into the parking lot as she is trying to leave the store and slam down a 55 year old grand mother on the concrete."

Buddy, she said the n-word. The only thing she regretted was saying it in ear shot of him and getting fuckin owned for it.

[paprikastaude]

Yes, there is no other way to spin it. Sword/Shield are bad games.

I don't think that's the case. Nothing actually says "bad" about it. Is it glitchy? Is it not fun?

LMAO that's how far the goalposts have been moved back.

#AllTAllShade I fucking hate Serebii so fucking much.

At least be honest and say you're a paid Gamefreak shill. Dude has been spinning Gamefreak's lazy-ass releases for years now.

Miyamoto himself could burn that freak's entire Misty hentai collection and he'd find ways to blame everyone but Miyamoto and praise Nintenderp to heaven an hour later. Serebii's got to be one of the most pathetic sluts in GAF history.

[Joe Molotov]

"We killed half of our characters at the end of a movie [Avengers: Infinity War].

Wow, what a bold move.