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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/page-39#post-26661371

Generally it's not, though we do talk to the person who made the ban so we can get context and reasoning for the initial ban.

Seems reas-


Oh hey hold up. I thought bans were always the result of team's decision?

"there's no me in team, but theres a u in cunt"
era staff motivational poster

[benjipwns]

Being vegan is not a religion

[thisismyusername]

BK is probably the lowest tier fast food. Zero redeeming features.

I'd rather get a Whopper over a Big Mac.

Btw that new Rebel Whopper is fucking good and Ill be eating it more often, im def down with many of these vegan veg options. My wife is too.

But when we heard some dude got upset about his burger being made on the same broiler.. lol what a puss. Being vegan is not a religion or an allergy you nunce.

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'" which is valid. If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

The lawsuit is frivolous, but it has merit.

[nachobro]

expecting every burger king to change their line to avoid possible meat contamination is dumb. ask before you order if you care that much imo. or maybe get the fuck over yourself as another option.

not to mention bk has been selling veggie burgers for like 15 years or more at this point and it was never an issue lol

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'"

jeez, lay off the acephobia banbot

[benjipwns]

If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

That's on you, pal.

[thisismyusername]

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'"

jeez, lay off the acephobia banbot

More like Transphobia from the way I worded it.

[thisismyusername]

If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

That's on you, pal.

I don't disagree, and that's why a lot of Vegans don't go to these national chains: Because they know expecting this level is a little crazy. But again: I can see where the dude is coming from and it has "merit" in being heard. I wouldn't necessarily put it up on the level of ADA expectations, but if you offer a Vegan option, some folks are going to assume you have a "fully Vegan" (or at least a "cross-contamination free" area, in better words) area to cater to their interests.

[benjipwns]

No, the case should be thrown out for being entirely meritless. He is attempting a class action and injunction because his expectation of others being able to read his mind was not met.

Baliff, arrest TIMU and Mr. Phillip Williams and incarcerate them in the same cell as one Christopher John Goldberg.

STREET JUSTICE with Judge benjipwns will return in a moment.

AVAILABLE TODAY AT BURGER KING THE MEATLESS IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER, BUY TWO, GET ONE MEATFILLED WHOPPER PATTY INSERTED BETWEEN THE BUNS THEN SMEARED ALL OVER THE BAG FOR FREE

[NinjaDeath]

Man that thread turned into
"Royalan is a victim" real quick.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/post-26703731

I am not saying I agree with the statement. Unlike literally everyone else in this thread, I don't have an opinion either way.

What I'm saying there is a fucking world of difference between feeling that asexuals don't get the same level of violence directed at them (again, whether that's true or not), and being a fucking bigot that needs to be removed from the Era mod team ASAP. That word, and our rage, is infinitely better directed at people that actually harbor ill will towards minorities, of which there is no shortage. But apparently a gay black mod whose sin was (potentially) being wrong two years ago and apologizing for it is a more appropriate target for rage and harassment than actual homophobes and transphobes, and cause of celebration when they step down.

Lose me with all of this shit. This is not a board of empathy and forgiveness; this is a board of petty revenge.

oof

[james]

I'd rather get a Whopper over a Big Mac.
If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

The lawsuit is frivolous, but it has merit.

So you stan for BK but have no fucking idea how their cooking environment works?

Countertop? Are you fucking serious?

IT'S A GODDAMN CONVEYOR BELT.



Burger goes in one side.

Burger comes out the other side.



Theres no contamination because the conveyor belt goes right back through the fire again, burning everything off

[benjipwns]

That's the entire complaint, james, it's the same place meat goes. That's not allowed under certain vegan cult mandates. The cleansing effects of fire has no power here.

[BisMarckie]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect on this thread.

[remy]

just install another FUCKING VEGAN MEAT CONVEYER BK IS IT SO HARD???

[who is ted danson?]

if its touched meat, it can't touch the vegan burger

that means if you've used your hand to touch hog, you can't prep vegan burgers

asexuals only

(the ones that don't fuck)

[Leadbelly]

Jussie Smollett suing Chicago for malicious prosecution
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50499440

This fucking guy! lol

[benjipwns]

User warned: Hostility towards another member

OP if you went a whole day without posting a thread I bet your life would improve tenfold. Quality over quantity.

User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory whataboutism and antagonizing other users over multiple posts; prior bans for hostility

And? Because there is literally no one going "THEY NEVER HAD WAR BEFORE", which makes you bringing that argument to the table sound incredibly suspect in a thread about the history of Native American genocide.

This is not the first time you displayed your myopic ability to jump to conclusions and run with conjecture.

Both these posts are objectively true. Glad they were actioned to ensure forum members' safety.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

if its touched meat, it can't touch the vegan burger

that means if you've used your hand to touch hog, you can't prep vegan burgers

asexuals only

(the ones that don't fuck)

Nathan Fielder proven ahead of his time once again.

[benjipwns]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect for this thread.

I bet you haven't even set your computer on fire to FACT CHECK this claim.

[BisMarckie]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect for this thread.

I bet you haven't even set your computer on fire to FACT CHECK this claim.

I bet it wouldn't work thanks to these pesky EU fire regulations. #DExit now!

[benjipwns]

How did Nathan know that guys elevated heart rate wasn't because he had thought of Aquaman?

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

How did Nathan know that guys elevated heart rate wasn't because he had thought of Aquaman?

I assume that’s the sort of thing that you learn about at the very good Canadian business schools.

[Potato]

Some of you are so woke I'm not sure how you make it through the day without offing yourself. It's great to think of others, especially groups that have been shit on historically. So do something for Native Americans that day or volunteer at a food bank or something, but trying to make everybody miserable on a day they want to spend with their family and being thankful for the things they have is a misstep. It's more about impressing others with just how woke you are instead of making a meaningful contribution. People are trying to get through this life with a little joy. They can visit with family, over eat and watch some football without having to feel guilty about it.

The best response in this thread, thank you.

Great post.

This. Perfect post.

Reasonable post, right? Even several people agreed! What did the mods think?

User banned (1 month): dismissing concerns around the impact of colonialism, attacking the community

 

Every one of those people agreeing had also been banned.

[Ghoul]

Which one of you ERA guest FUCKS decided to steal my new gimmick?

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Hey man I top of the paged her and you didn’t even drop a like.

Call yourself a fan.

[Ghoul]

My wife purposefully uses the pans she cooks my meat in for her veggie stuff to impart flavor since if she didn’t that stuff would just get thrown down the drain and wasted.  She also saves all of the bones from the meat she cooks me and makes broths out of it and doesn’t have a problem consuming it because there’s more than enough broth to feed me and it would go to waste.

That whole vegan purist bullshit is absolutely hypocritical as hell.  Everything about it encourages wastefulness.

You could just say (she’s bi)

[HaughtyFrank]

Which one of you ERA guest FUCKS decided to steal my new gimmick?

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I'm shocked he hasn't been banned.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japanese-porn-may-be-getting-rid-of-those-pixels.154413/post-26704706

Are the mods allowing a little fun or are they just too exhausted?

[james]

My wife purposefully uses the pans she cooks my meat in for her veggie stuff to impart flavor since if she didn’t that stuff would just get thrown down the drain and wasted.  She also saves all of the bones from the meat she cooks me and makes broths out of it and doesn’t have a problem consuming it because there’s more than enough broth to feed me and it would go to waste.

Your wife also fucks you, so shes not exactly the flag bearer of high standards

[Ghoul]

Kurea Hasumi looks like Mr Dink from Doug. Showing age there but fuck it.

[skullstorm]

Which one of you ERA guest FUCKS decided to steal my new gimmick?

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Wow safe space officially violated

[Ghoul]

I like the idea of ketkat waking up to a burnt birthday cake with a smashed up cricket on top.

Guess her birthday gift was her getting unbanned....

[james]

Gosh, I'm so hurt by that.

Dont make me post the pic of her again

 

[benjipwns]

Posting sexual material is basically mocking asexuals. I hope ResetERA.com adds even more to the banned material list. And by banned material list I mean the list itself that no one is allowed to see.

[Nintex]

I doubt many foods are halal in trumps America.

Also the fuck? You’re getting a vegan burger and expecting all other meats to cater to your religious beliefs?

HUUUUUUUH?

Vegan people are starting to get weird.

I have this co-worker who flipped out at me the other day. She only wants vegan food. I can understand that.
But nearly all vegan food is based on Soy beans but now she doesn't want food based on soy beans anymore.

So I asked her the question you shouldn't ask a vegan. "What were you eating before? Because honestly none of the things you are eating now existed 5 let alone 10 years ago."
I think the vegan only diets have started to effect their brains as much as the climate doomsday cult has.

Why r u being so dumb again.

Ofc she doesnt want want soy beans cause they are often the source of deforestation.

Yes people can want things that didnt exist before like medicine and electricity and now ethical food.

Youre always so obtuse jesus.

It's more the fact that she acts like she's going to starve to death if the <insert_veggie_trend_of_the_week> is not available to her.
I'm more wondering how she survived up to this year when Sencha soup wasn't around in 2017.

And deforestation is not the issue. She doesn't eat products with soy beans in them because they are bad for her skin? 
She was also thinking of removing 'salt' from her diet for some reason I forgot. And then she complaints she doesn't know what to eat anymore.

[james]

Gosh, I'm so hurt by that.

Dont make me post the pic of her again

 

wut?

Fuck I confused your wife with marrecs wife.

Jokes on you, his wife is hotter

[HaughtyFrank]

Which one of you ERA guest FUCKS decided to steal my new gimmick?

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm shocked he hasn't been banned.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japanese-porn-may-be-getting-rid-of-those-pixels.154413/post-26704706

Are the mods allowing a little fun or are they just too exhausted?

Locked and images of Eimi removed 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Does anyone know where to get the grills that burger king uses?

[james]

Does anyone know where to get the grills that burger king uses?

https://www.pciauctions.com/

[benjipwns]

Does anyone know where to get the grills that burger king uses?

It's just a commercial broiler. Find a kitchen supply store near you and they can order one for you.

Or:
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/14597/commercial-broilers-and-upright-broilers.html

[benjipwns]

Alternatively, look for any Quizno's going out of business in your area.

[BisMarckie]

Are these tax deductible even if I don't own a restaurant?

[benjipwns]

I don't know why I clicked on this video but I'm glad I did, so much happens:

[james]

Kitchens are incredible places

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Does anyone know where to get the grills that burger king uses?

It's just a commercial broiler. Find a kitchen supply store near you and they can order one for you.

Or:
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/14597/commercial-broilers-and-upright-broilers.html

No, not those the ones with the countertops.

[benjipwns]

forgot to content warning that video for agrajag

[benjipwns]

No, not those the ones with the countertops.

First, get the broiler. Then contact a local countertop company to construct multiple ones on it. Threaten to fire them if they ask questions.

[benjipwns]

good vegan recipe here:

[benjipwns]

since I know you're all demanding more corporate training videos:

[EightBitNate]

Someone please make a thread on Bernie polling ahead of Warren on Real Clear

[EightBitNate]

I worked at Wendy’s. I spilled the bucket of pickles and blood from my hand got all over them burgers and I quit on my third day.

[PogiJones]

Gosh, I'm so hurt by that.

It was a good quip.

Thinking Bore quips are meant to hurt  man you're dumb.

[BisMarckie]

Your son is better at drawing than me.

[benjipwns]

I kinda want to get a job at Wendy's just to glitter up the lines on my shirt with no explanation.

[benjipwns]

I spilled the bucket of pickles and blood from my hand got all over them burgers

I feel like the structure of this story is all wrong.

[BisMarckie]

I kinda want to get a job at Wendy's

What else are you gonna do with a PolSci degree?   

[benjipwns]

The story about a girl with severe symptoms of schizophrenia who works in a blockbuster store.

[Leadbelly]

How did Nathan know that guys elevated heart rate wasn't because he had thought of Aquaman?

Might have been due to Wolff Parkinson White Syndrome. He had a supraventricular tachycardia (SVT). Although being kind of specific here, there a number reasons you may actually suffer an SVT. It can be caused from too much cocaine for instance (lol).

I had Wolff Parkinson White Syndrome, which is why I actually mentioned it. Also why I know so much about certain conditions. I don't have it any more though because I had an ablation procedure which fixed it. Out of interest though, I had an SVT which needed hospital intervention. My heart was beating at over 270 beats per minute. lol

[benjipwns]

Carl's/Hardees would like a word with you.

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[benjipwns]

In the future, rather than Disney movies, everyone will just watch old training videos.

[benjipwns]

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