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[Tasty]

Gaming industry is about 10 years behind tech on that "consolidation trend."

[Nintex]

@BenjiSales

BREAKING new video games are in development for new consoles. As next gen comes into view you will see many more next generation games.
These are now CONFIRMED very exciting times for gamers.

[Tasty]

[VomKriege]

God i hope Lucas declares this trilogy as non canon because its so god damn bad

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-review-thread-the-sheev-saga-comes-to-a-close-no-spoilers-rottenwatch-58-8-away-from-order-66-see-staff-post.160025/post-27580772

[Momo]

Looks like TROS audience reviews are being brigaded by leftist nuts this time because JJ threw SJW icon Rian Johnson movie under the bus, reduced Tran’s role to being irrelevant and moving the story back towards the heroes

The verified audience reviews with 8000 reviews is 86. The non verified 24,000 reviews are 76 which means if you take out the verified reviews the non verified score is 67

Thanks for this important update. You are doing excellent work.

the things you choose to reply to with your quarterly bore post 

[nachobro]

resetti poster comes up with list of people not worth listening to about star wars

I think I can pretty much write off the opinions of people who "hate" any movie in the series, says any are "abysmal", "trash", "garbage", "lol", "boring", "I was falling asleep", "trainwreck", "a mess", hates the prequels, hates the ST, hated TLJ, says JJ or Lucas are "hacks", "untalented", "Star Wars was never good", "I like the memes", "I laughed at ______" or whatever hyperbolic negative fan wank I've heard since Episode 1.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-review-thread-the-sheev-saga-comes-to-a-close-no-spoilers-rottenwatch-58-8-away-from-order-66-see-staff-post.160025/post-27585822

[Cauliflower Of Love]

resetti poster comes up with list of people not worth listening to about star wars

I think I can pretty much write off the opinions of people who "hate" any movie in the series, says any are "abysmal", "trash", "garbage", "lol", "boring", "I was falling asleep", "trainwreck", "a mess", hates the prequels, hates the ST, hated TLJ, says JJ or Lucas are "hacks", "untalented", "Star Wars was never good", "I like the memes", "I laughed at ______" or whatever hyperbolic negative fan wank I've heard since Episode 1.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-review-thread-the-sheev-saga-comes-to-a-close-no-spoilers-rottenwatch-58-8-away-from-order-66-see-staff-post.160025/post-27585822

carlosrox said:
Those hyperbolic descriptors exhausted your vocabulary?

Trash? Garbage? Trainwreck?

"Boring" and "a mess" are hyperbolic descriptors according to you?

If you just don't want to read any criticism then find an echo chamber or put everyone on ignore and make your own. Nobody needs you tone policing over Star Wars movies.

Anyways, movie was trash. A total garbage trainwreck.

[Hermit]

Grown men spend hours arguing about a sci-fi fantasy movie made for children

Best fanbase

[Phoenix Dark]

Every time I glance at era the front page revolves entirely around Star Wars, Disney, and crying over a variety of things. It's amazing seeing grown men whose conversation does not expand beyond children's movies, discussing/gloating over the success of Disney, and hand wringing over someone disagreeing with them.

Imagine making a top ten film list of the year and it's all blockbusters. Imagine never seeing a Scorsese film until he shat on your second childhood taste.


couldn't be me 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/phantom-diarrhea.160490/

 

[nachobro]

another star wars thread?

[Nintex]

what the shit happened? I just wasted half a roll of TP in disbelief, this shit defies logic and human anatomy. All of my experience had led me to believe that I was in for a messy cleanup and I just can’t process how this could have even occurred.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-a-more-satisfying-and-deserving-beatdown-of-an-arrogant-character-than-vegeta-vs-android-18.160505/

TROS reviews vs Cheebo, Crossingeden and Surfinn?

[Phoenix Dark]

Is Cheebs mad about the reviews lol? I haven't even looked at the threads much. I did see some TLJ fans kinda celebrating all this, but I don't know if that's a trend or just a couple people.

[Tasty]

Is Cheebs mad about the reviews lol? I haven't even looked at the threads much. I did see some TLJ fans kinda celebrating all this, but I don't know if that's a trend or just a couple people.

Only post he made was in the box office thread going "oh looks like it'll still make money, nice!"

"Someone saw it!"

[thisismyusername]

Every time I glance at era the front page revolves entirely around Star Wars, Disney, and crying over a variety of things. It's amazing seeing grown men whose conversation does not expand beyond children's movies, discussing/gloating over the success of Disney, and hand wringing over someone disagreeing with them.

Imagine making a top ten film list of the year and it's all blockbusters. Imagine never seeing a Scorsese film until he shat on your second childhood taste.


couldn't be me 

PD!!!!!!!

BABY!!!!!!!

I'mma going to PM you in a minute, you better get back to me.

[stufte]

Star Wars nerd friend of mine saw it and loved it. Said it was like JJ Abrams just decided to continue the story from his first movie and include as little from the last jedi as possible.

[Tektonic]

Not the typical forum of discussion but I had to laugh: https://forum.evageeks.org/thread/19989/My-review-of-30-spoiler-warning/

Dude hated Eva 3.0 so much he came back 7 years later just to shit on it some more, and no one cares.

tldr;

These are only the most pressing objections that I can remember, as I have no intention of watching it again. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I look forward to your comments.

i think this can be used for most of RE media.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-beginning-to-look-a-bit-like-were-all-gonna-fucking-die.160418/

How the fuck am I meant to stay calm during this, huh?
The horrid existential dread from this whole thing pins me down.
I can't deal with it, frankly.

Why the fuck am I working and earning money like it's gonna mean shit all in a decade or 2.

I should be moving to the coldest place it's financially possible for me to do so and start doomsday prepping.
Probably not even feasible. How you gonna buy a lifetime of food and not have it expire? How you gonna afford it?
And how will I protect it from bandits?

I really don't wanna die.

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Climate change is a real and pressing concern, but we feel that the framing of the thread may be overly alarmist and will not lead to productive discussion, so the thread is locked.

I mean, things are pretty shit on the east coast of Australia right now with all the bushfires, but it's certainly not fucking Mad Max time.

[Tasty]

Not the typical forum of discussion but I had to laugh: https://forum.evageeks.org/thread/19989/My-review-of-30-spoiler-warning/

Dude hated Eva 3.0 so much he came back 7 years later just to shit on it some more, and no one cares.

tldr;

These are only the most pressing objections that I can remember, as I have no intention of watching it again. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I look forward to your comments.

i think this can be used for most of RE media.

I love that the penultimate paragraph is this dense screed which of course ends with the ultimate put-down:

Ritsuko's haircut is terrible.

[OnlyRegret]

More like shitsuko, praise Misato 

[Tasty]

[OnlyRegret]

queen

[BisMarckie]

Anyone who has watched a movie 40 times in 2 years should be on a watchlist.

[paprikastaude]

Who needs real political activism if I can stay at home and keep rewatching a shitty children's movie featuring pink haired ladies 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

You:

Goddamn Sweeney is a fucking weirdo. They talked about how their two viewings yesterday were the 38th and 39th time they watched it

I don't think I've seen my favorite movie 25 times, let alone about to do 40.

SweenySwift, An Intellectual

PS I find it weird people here seem to think it's odd to see a movie you love a lot of times. I know people who've heard their favorite artist for 400 hours this year on Spotify, why's music different from film? Support what you love

How is watching a 2 hour narrative different to listening to a 3 minute pop song anyway?
checkmate atheists
 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

also:

Support what you love

implies that either:
a) they don't fucking know what 'support' means in this context
b) they keep rerenting the same film, which is 

[paprikastaude]

resetti is what happens when pathetic fanboys don't want to admit that they are losers and then act like the only thing they did in their last 30 years - i.e. corporate shilling for kid's products - is actually hugely important for social justice.

[Tektonic]

resetti is what happens when pathetic fanboys don't want to admit that they are losers and then act like the only thing they did in their last 30 years - i.e. corporate shilling for kid's products - is actually hugely important for social justice.

wasn't laura dern in TLJ at least implicitly representing the trans community?... i mean purple hair?
TLJSJW

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[ShutUp]

People continuing to romanticize the prequels in that box office thread 

"I respect the vision Lucas had" - awful writing, awful directing, wooden as fuck acting because the man can't actually direct his actors if his life depended on it, some truly terrible characters like Jar Jar...there is nothing to respect about prequel era Lucas.

The current trilogy ultimately didn't end on a high note but no thanks to anything Lucas would be doing with the property were he still in control.

[paprikastaude]

People continuing to romanticize the prequels in that box office thread 

"I respect the vision Lucas had" - awful writing, awful directing, wooden as fuck acting because the man can't actually direct his actors if his life depended on it, some truly terrible characters like Jar Jar...there is nothing to respect about prequel era Lucas.

The current trilogy ultimately didn't end on a high note but no thanks to anything Lucas would be doing with the property were he still in control.

B-b-but he created those imaginative new worlds that were all sterile as fuck and felt like they were from a different franchise altogether.

[benjipwns]

I dunno man, I'd rather have watched Lucas' Whills/the Force is an illusion/everyone is an agent of higher powers with no free will nonsense than a bad recreation of the original movies.

[paprikastaude]

I dunno man, I'd rather have watched Lucas' Whills/the Force is an illusion/everyone is an agent of higher powers with no free will nonsense than a bad recreation of the original movies.

If we're going into dream scenarios, I'd rather have everything de-canonized that isn't the original versions of the OT and the Plinkett reviews as bonus material.

[benjipwns]

I mean, things are pretty shit on the east coast of Australia right now with all the bushfires, but it's certainly not fucking Mad Max time.

FACT CHECK:

[paprikastaude]

ResetEra is legitimately the only place I've seen seriously and vehemently defend FF13, The Star Wars Prequels, DmC, RE6, fucking everybody hates it shit as works of pure and beautiful art so goddamn regularly. Usually it's one or two people on a dedicated subreddit or something. And usually it isn't so strangely passionate about an entertainment product. Goddamn if people hate it, RE will stan it relentlessly.

On resetti you become a mod for shilling for RE6 to the point that you've become a meme (and if your Twitter account has stood the purity test).

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gears-5-was-microsofts-gow-uncharted-4-and-it-was-simply-ignored.160432/post-27578349

User warned: Attempting to console war, bad faith discussion

It was an incredible game, it STILL is an incredible game with lots of free online content.
It is a Microsoft game, did you honestly expect the same praise as Sony games?

ATTEMPTING TO CONSOLE WAR

[benjipwns]

It's what the franchise deserves for caving to the critics of the one classic the series had this millennium

And yes, I'm watching TLJ again tonight. Gotta wash the bad taste out with something great, two viewings yesterday wasn't enough to achieve that, maybe two more will be

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wkd-box-office-12%E2%80%A213-15%E2%80%A219-jumanji-exceeds-expectations-frozen-2-passes-1b-no-jewels-or-happy-holidays-for-other-new-releases.159455/post-27591159

Goddamn Sweeney is a fucking weirdo. They talked about how their two viewings yesterday were the 38th and 39th time they watched it

I don't think I've seen my favorite movie 25 times, let alone about to do 40.

Sweeney is a sight to behold, honestly. Everytime they post it's straight up cheerleading disney as a corporation, celebrating them making money while also watching the WWE and bitching about the WWE not being woke and how corporations need to be kept in check cause they're SocDem

That's not including the multiple times they're like "sorry guys but this place is too bigoted I have to leave" only to post hours later about wooo disney make it to 10 billion.

I don't think I like what you're implying about a pillar of the community.

[Phoenix Dark]

Imagine being a corporate shill on a forum, celebrating the success of a company you don't even have stock in. Disney has been a good investment for me actually...but still, fuck these nerds.

How many normal, non childrens movies do they watch a year? It has to be like...1. "Oh I saw Knives Out, Rian Johnson has continued his creative streak after the classic TLJ blah blah blah" lol. Those are the types of movies they'll go see...shit that "supports" people who are involved in their favorite Star Wars or cape shit.

[paprikastaude]

Imagine being a corporate shill on a forum, celebrating the success of a company you don't even have stock in. Disney has been a good investment for me actually...but still, fuck these nerds.

How many normal, non childrens movies do they watch a year? It has to be like...1. "Oh I saw Knives Out, Rian Johnson has continued his creative streak after the classic TLJ blah blah blah" lol. Those are the types of movies they'll go see...shit that "supports" people who are involved in their favorite Star Wars or cape shit.

  They saw 20 minutes of Irishman so they could come online and say "LMAO what is this some white old guy whining about 1st world problems this is supposed to be better than BLACK PANTHER??".

[benjipwns]

Remember when they were just going to throw WAKANDA FOREVER back in the face of any colonist who tried to give them a seven year car loan at 7% but then they forgot because the next movies came out?

[Crumb]

Imagine TLJ being your favorite movie of all time. 

[OnlyRegret]

clearly nerds deserved the yoke of oppression and inhaling the scent of the jock's locker

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gears-5-was-microsofts-gow-uncharted-4-and-it-was-simply-ignored.160432/post-27578349

User warned: Attempting to console war, bad faith discussion

It was an incredible game, it STILL is an incredible game with lots of free online content.
It is a Microsoft game, did you honestly expect the same praise as Sony games?

ATTEMPTING TO CONSOLE WAR

Gears 5 was a snorefest. It's probably the most boring game I played in 2019.

[Boredfrom]

.  I haven't seen IX yet but I thought Snoke dying in VIII was cool because to me Kylo is the main show. I thought him being the unstable leader of the First Order was a cool set up for the next one. I'm seeing IX tomorrow so I guess I'll see how Palpatine ends up being used...

I thought the whole point of Kylo Ren is that he is a lame man child Edgelord...

[Tripon]

I've been busy at work for the last week. Is the latest meltdown really that two different directors had different visions in the same trilogy and it doesn't match up 100%?

[clothedmacuser]

I saw Star Wars because I noticed it was somehow  not sold out.  On this day of all days!


It was fine.  Aside from them going to Coachella. It felt rushed and stupid but I'll take that over watching a slow freighter running away from a slightly less-slow freighter.

I give the movie one star wars out of a star wars movie. 1/1

[Boredfrom]

This was the worst possible outcome. I hated every second that wasn't Poe and Finn (who were clearly written as a couple, but Disney continues to be cowards) having awesome space adventures together.

If you bitched about TLJ, fuck you. You got your fan fiction bullshit story. I hope you're goddamn happy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-ot-revenge-of-a-sith-spoilers-now-open.158254/page-90#post-27597761

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-overly-long-and-critical-review-of-pokemon-sword-and-shield-arlo.160528/page-2

Pointing out bad things aboud a rushed baby game doesn't seem to sit well with lots of mental 10 year olds  Also now you're a con man for saying Nintendo online is bad This site might be the biggest shill central not openly dedicated to a single hardware maker.

[Jenkem]

there is nothing to respect about prequel era Lucas.

how about actual lightsaber duels and space battles? all the "lightsaber battles" in the disney trilogy are fucking ass

[benjipwns]

I liked how Endgame basically ended the endless two years of memes/avatars/Thanos/etc. as everyone transitioned to Star Wars hype cycle.

[Jenkem]

I liked how Endgame basically ended the endless two years of memes/avatars/Thanos/etc. as everyone transitioned to Star Wars hype cycle.

thanos is a literal incel who elliot rodger'd half the universe because he was too much of a pussy, why does Era even like him?

[Joe Molotov]

I liked how Endgame basically ended the endless two years of memes/avatars/Thanos/etc. as everyone transitioned to Star Wars hype cycle.

thanos is a literal incel who elliot rodger'd half the universe because he was too much of a pussy, why does Era even like him?

At least some of the people he killed were white babies.

[Boredfrom]

That moderator named Matt is such a dumbass:

Training is actually meant to be irrelevant, it’s about believing in your ability to do what you are doing. Rey just deciding that she could heal the injured, and then that working, makes complete sense. It’s also why Ben could do it after he saw Rey do it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-ot-revenge-of-a-sith-spoilers-now-open.158254/page-93#post-27598622

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/conspirator0/status/1206056307259854849

Well now... this is interesting.

[NekoFever]

It's what the franchise deserves for caving to the critics of the one classic the series had this millennium

And yes, I'm watching TLJ again tonight. Gotta wash the bad taste out with something great, two viewings yesterday wasn't enough to achieve that, maybe two more will be

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wkd-box-office-12%E2%80%A213-15%E2%80%A219-jumanji-exceeds-expectations-frozen-2-passes-1b-no-jewels-or-happy-holidays-for-other-new-releases.159455/post-27591159

Goddamn Sweeney is a fucking weirdo. They talked about how their two viewings yesterday were the 38th and 39th time they watched it

I don't think I've seen my favorite movie 25 times, let alone about to do 40.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-movie-cats-is-getting-a-patch-to-fix-visual-bugs-and-glitches.160564/post-27597278

My first viewing (of three) of the weekend is about to start and I have no clue which version I'm seeing. They found a way to make me look forward to this even more, I'm so happy

Time for three viewings of Cats this weekend too!

[paprikastaude]

It's what the franchise deserves for caving to the critics of the one classic the series had this millennium

And yes, I'm watching TLJ again tonight. Gotta wash the bad taste out with something great, two viewings yesterday wasn't enough to achieve that, maybe two more will be

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wkd-box-office-12%E2%80%A213-15%E2%80%A219-jumanji-exceeds-expectations-frozen-2-passes-1b-no-jewels-or-happy-holidays-for-other-new-releases.159455/post-27591159

Goddamn Sweeney is a fucking weirdo. They talked about how their two viewings yesterday were the 38th and 39th time they watched it

I don't think I've seen my favorite movie 25 times, let alone about to do 40.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-movie-cats-is-getting-a-patch-to-fix-visual-bugs-and-glitches.160564/post-27597278

My first viewing (of three) of the weekend is about to start and I have no clue which version I'm seeing. They found a way to make me look forward to this even more, I'm so happy

Time for three viewings of Cats this weekend too!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(2019_film)

ctrl + f "Disney"
No matches

[benjipwns]

this practice is so lol:

[pizzashit]

the exact moment a reee user gets quoted or called out they immediately go to post history, kinda crazy

[Pissy F Benny]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gears-5-was-microsofts-gow-uncharted-4-and-it-was-simply-ignored.160432/post-27578349

User warned: Attempting to console war, bad faith discussion

It was an incredible game, it STILL is an incredible game with lots of free online content.
It is a Microsoft game, did you honestly expect the same praise as Sony games?

ATTEMPTING TO CONSOLE WAR

Gears 5 was a snorefest. It's probably the most boring game I played in 2019.

Comparing it to Uncharted 4 is apt then 

[Momo]

I dunno man, I'd rather have watched Lucas' Whills/the Force is an illusion/everyone is an agent of higher powers with no free will nonsense than a bad recreation of the original movies.

the memes would have been glorious. Instead all we got was traitor and Skype sex Kylo