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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #420 on: February 18, 2020, 07:14:55 PM »
There are about 20% the average number of Chinese tourists in Kyoto right now.

I'm so happy to not deal with uncouth tourists dragging check-in size baggage around town, shouting at each other from across the train, dashing to get seats and abandoning said baggage to roll around the train floor when acceleration or brakes are applied.

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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #421 on: February 19, 2020, 12:20:36 AM »
he never recovered from having his bald head exposed  :lol
he had that look like a deer in headlights, that video is hilarious

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« Reply #422 on: February 19, 2020, 03:12:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1230215350182170627

Schools shutdown in the city of Qom.
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« Reply #423 on: February 20, 2020, 02:47:21 PM »
Iraq has closed the border with Iran as more cases are confirmed there.

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« Reply #424 on: February 20, 2020, 02:56:11 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.
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« Reply #425 on: February 20, 2020, 03:04:24 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

According to China, more people got infected in the princess cruise than in the entire country outside of Wuhan in the past 2 weeks.
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« Reply #426 on: February 20, 2020, 03:06:34 PM »
time to go on a love cruise with pomp daddy!
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« Reply #427 on: February 20, 2020, 03:11:55 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

it ain't over yet, not while nintex still has internet, he'll sneeze on kids if a nudge is needed

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« Reply #428 on: February 20, 2020, 03:22:01 PM »
This is what normal people do

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I literally can’t even bring it up in the office, even though you hear rows upon rows of people coughing their lungs out and have been doing so for a week (not even calling off and using their pto, selfish bastards).

When I bring up how I have already started preparing for the virus with stock piling n95 masks and bulk rice and other non perishable foods they look at me like I need to go to the psych ward and either laugh at me or call me fear mongering.

They refuse to look at what’s going on in the rest of the world and literally think they live in an isolated island and nothing could ever had happen to their loved ones or their community.

I understand that you still need to live you life. But at the same time being informed and being prepared is only a positive not a negative. Hell, people put spare tires in their trunks of their cars. Not because they expect a flat tire that day/week/month but because it’s smart to be prepared in case you do get a flat.

Meanwhile, I say I buy masks and buy reserved food and I’m crazy. What the hell man.
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f6vhxy/people_in_america_think_im_either_hilarious/

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« Reply #429 on: February 20, 2020, 03:25:20 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

Either that, or everybody in China is dead.
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« Reply #430 on: February 20, 2020, 03:36:03 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

Either that, or everybody in China is dead.

Same outcome
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« Reply #431 on: February 20, 2020, 03:44:13 PM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

Either that, or everybody in China is dead.

I’m new to this shit. When can us white people move in and take the land?
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« Reply #432 on: February 20, 2020, 03:54:09 PM »
Argh, just got notice we’re not doing GDC. I wanted to do that one :(
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« Reply #433 on: February 20, 2020, 11:30:07 PM »
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen
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« Reply #434 on: February 20, 2020, 11:42:21 PM »
cia  :sheik
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« Reply #435 on: February 20, 2020, 11:51:09 PM »
I can at least make my assessment of LA for living a few days longer now. There’s always a bright side to these things.
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« Reply #437 on: February 21, 2020, 12:06:47 AM »
Who's the idiot who designed these tests
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« Reply #438 on: February 21, 2020, 12:09:45 AM »
oh man we're so fucked

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« Reply #439 on: February 21, 2020, 12:45:47 AM »
https://twitter.com/sarahussein/status/1230681137300701184

Reading the Guardian article that quoted a Japanese infectious disease professor who had been onboard and then listening to his account it sounds like their handling of the quarantine was amateurish.

He mentions in a mirrored version of the video that he'd dealt with Ebola, the 2003 SARs outbreak and others over 20 years without fear of infection due to proper procedures being taken but onboard he saw this wasn't in place and had some legitimate concerns.


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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #440 on: February 21, 2020, 06:15:01 AM »
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?
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« Reply #441 on: February 21, 2020, 08:35:36 AM »
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?
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« Reply #442 on: February 21, 2020, 09:43:18 AM »
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?

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In fact after the JCPOA was signed in July 2015, China and Iran agreed to expand trade relations to $600 billion in ten years from January 2016, on the occasion when Xi Jinping paid Hassan Rouhani a state visit.[13] This constitutes an increase of over 1,000%.[14] The agreement was concordant with One Belt, One Road framework. A total of 17 agreements were signed, including one which relates to the Iran nuclear programme. The Chinese will help connect Tehran with Mashhad via their TGV technology.[15]

Iran is a huge trade partner for China breh.

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« Reply #443 on: February 21, 2020, 10:09:40 AM »
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?

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In fact after the JCPOA was signed in July 2015, China and Iran agreed to expand trade relations to $600 billion in ten years from January 2016, on the occasion when Xi Jinping paid Hassan Rouhani a state visit.[13] This constitutes an increase of over 1,000%.[14] The agreement was concordant with One Belt, One Road framework. A total of 17 agreements were signed, including one which relates to the Iran nuclear programme. The Chinese will help connect Tehran with Mashhad via their TGV technology.[15]

Iran is a huge trade partner for China breh.

he top export destinations of Iran are China ($16.9B)
The top export destinations of Indonesia are China ($25.8B)
https://oec.world/en/profile/country/idn/

$25.8B>$16.9B


Get wrecked bitch


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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #444 on: February 21, 2020, 10:17:43 AM »
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

Either that, or everybody in China is dead.

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« Reply #445 on: February 21, 2020, 10:26:48 AM »
Could we stop the virus by nuking China and Iran?

Trump, any thoughts?
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #446 on: February 21, 2020, 11:42:31 AM »
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230843320349462531

might as well nuke the entirety of the middle east while we're at it

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« Reply #447 on: February 21, 2020, 12:01:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230843320349462531

might as well nuke the entirety of the middle east while we're at it
The only way to be sure.  :mods
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #448 on: February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM »
iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november



 i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real :fbm

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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #449 on: February 21, 2020, 12:25:49 PM »
iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november



 i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real :fbm

I don’t know what any of that means, but good luck.
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« Reply #450 on: February 21, 2020, 12:52:20 PM »
iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november



 i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real :fbm
you coulda just got aids and hit the pch on yer big wheel! :trumps
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #451 on: February 21, 2020, 12:55:01 PM »
 :stahp

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« Reply #452 on: February 21, 2020, 01:13:43 PM »
iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november



 i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real :fbm

You can make it til the 18th, the long incubation period works in your favor.

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« Reply #453 on: February 21, 2020, 02:11:14 PM »
Just heard on the radio while driving that there's cases in northern Italy now.

This thing is spreading fast. Now is the time to invest in companies making those mobile incinerators  :success
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #454 on: February 21, 2020, 02:33:54 PM »

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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #455 on: February 21, 2020, 03:53:51 PM »
iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november



 i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real :fbm

Extreme bug chasing, dude. The only way it could be more gnarly is if you were chugging a 64oz Baja Blast while getting infected.
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« Reply #457 on: February 21, 2020, 03:59:25 PM »
cute but silly

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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #458 on: February 21, 2020, 04:01:25 PM »
Maybe if you vigorously document your bowel movements, we’ll learn something that can stop this as it progresses.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #462 on: February 22, 2020, 04:39:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, and I hear Trump speak regularly. This could be from an Adam Sandler movie or something. I’d say this has to be some sort of spin to cover up reasoning that’s even more stupid, but what else could there be?
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #463 on: February 23, 2020, 03:30:43 AM »
https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1231209525757255681

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« Reply #464 on: February 23, 2020, 08:18:23 AM »
https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, and I hear Trump speak regularly. This could be from an Adam Sandler movie or something. I’d say this has to be some sort of spin to cover up reasoning that’s even more stupid, but what else could there be?


https://twitter.com/MarikaKatanuma/status/1231440197721526273

You: "China? They cover everything up! It really couldn't have started in a worse place...."

Japan: "Hold my Sushi"
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #465 on: February 23, 2020, 12:48:41 PM »
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« Reply #466 on: February 23, 2020, 04:04:15 PM »
With Italy seeing a full on epidemic, I wager Nintex won't be with us for much longer

Rip Nintex
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« Reply #467 on: February 23, 2020, 04:21:40 PM »
With Italy seeing a full on epidemic, I wager Nintex won't be with us for much longer

Rip Nintex
I was actually invited for a trip to Italy next month but I couldn't make it work with my schedule.  :whew
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« Reply #468 on: February 23, 2020, 05:17:57 PM »
Austria closing the border, eurozone in shambles
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« Reply #469 on: February 23, 2020, 08:59:32 PM »
Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

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« Reply #470 on: February 23, 2020, 09:33:18 PM »
 it's been real  bro

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« Reply #471 on: February 23, 2020, 11:12:57 PM »
Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

RIP in peace
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« Reply #472 on: February 23, 2020, 11:58:56 PM »
Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

Post hog in the private board before you die.

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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #473 on: February 24, 2020, 12:22:59 AM »
Also have a family member post your hog in the private board after you die for TVC

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« Reply #474 on: February 24, 2020, 01:26:37 AM »

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« Reply #475 on: February 24, 2020, 02:42:59 AM »


great rumbler has fallen  :fbm
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« Reply #476 on: February 24, 2020, 04:00:25 AM »

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« Reply #477 on: February 24, 2020, 04:32:30 AM »
lies. coronavirus was genetically engineered to only affect chinese males. molly's froot loops, please correct this fake news
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« Reply #479 on: February 24, 2020, 04:53:52 AM »
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