Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1355129 times)

bluemax · « **Reply #420 on:** February 20, 2020, 11:54:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/sarahussein/status/1230681137300701184

james · « **Reply #421 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:06:47 AM »

Who's the idiot who designed these tests

TEEEPO · « **Reply #422 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:09:45 AM »

oh man we're so fucked

Coax · « **Reply #423 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:45:47 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on February 20, 2020, 11:54:14 PM

https://twitter.com/sarahussein/status/1230681137300701184

Reading the Guardian article that quoted a Japanese infectious disease professor who had been onboard and then listening to his account it sounds like their handling of the quarantine was amateurish.

He mentions in a mirrored version of the video that he'd dealt with Ebola, the 2003 SARs outbreak and others over 20 years without fear of infection due to proper procedures being taken but onboard he saw this wasn't in place and had some legitimate concerns.

VomKriege · « **Reply #424 on:** February 21, 2020, 06:15:01 AM »

Quote from: james on February 20, 2020, 11:30:07 PM

8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

james · « **Reply #425 on:** February 21, 2020, 08:35:36 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 06:15:01 AM

Quote from: james on February 20, 2020, 11:30:07 PM
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?

Raist · « **Reply #426 on:** February 21, 2020, 09:43:18 AM »

Quote from: james on February 21, 2020, 08:35:36 AM

Quote from: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 06:15:01 AM
Quote from: james on February 20, 2020, 11:30:07 PM
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?

Quote

In fact after the JCPOA was signed in July 2015, China and Iran agreed to expand trade relations to $600 billion in ten years from January 2016, on the occasion when Xi Jinping paid Hassan Rouhani a state visit.[13] This constitutes an increase of over 1,000%.[14] The agreement was concordant with One Belt, One Road framework. A total of 17 agreements were signed, including one which relates to the Iran nuclear programme. The Chinese will help connect Tehran with Mashhad via their TGV technology.[15]

Iran is a huge trade partner for China breh.

james · « **Reply #427 on:** February 21, 2020, 10:09:40 AM »

Quote from: Raist on February 21, 2020, 09:43:18 AM

Quote from: james on February 21, 2020, 08:35:36 AM
Quote from: VomKriege on February 21, 2020, 06:15:01 AM
Quote from: james on February 20, 2020, 11:30:07 PM
8 deaths in Iran should mean at least 1000 infected

How the fuck did that happen

Economic trade, tourism, relative proximity distance wise ?
Are you being thick on purpose ?

You think Iran is closer to and has more trade with China than fucking Indonesia or Vietnam your absolute imbecile?

Quote
In fact after the JCPOA was signed in July 2015, China and Iran agreed to expand trade relations to $600 billion in ten years from January 2016, on the occasion when Xi Jinping paid Hassan Rouhani a state visit.[13] This constitutes an increase of over 1,000%.[14] The agreement was concordant with One Belt, One Road framework. A total of 17 agreements were signed, including one which relates to the Iran nuclear programme. The Chinese will help connect Tehran with Mashhad via their TGV technology.[15]

Iran is a huge trade partner for China breh.

he top export destinations of Iran are China ($16.9B)
The top export destinations of Indonesia are China ($25.8B)
https://oec.world/en/profile/country/idn/

$25.8B>$16.9B

Get wrecked bitch

thisismyusername · « **Reply #428 on:** February 21, 2020, 10:17:43 AM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on February 20, 2020, 03:25:20 PM

Quote from: TVC15 on February 20, 2020, 02:56:11 PM
Wow, only one post in 24 hours. Guess this is pretty much over.

Either that, or everybody in China is dead.

NotSeeingTheProblemHere.jpg

james · « **Reply #429 on:** February 21, 2020, 10:26:48 AM »

Could we stop the virus by nuking China and Iran?

Trump, any thoughts?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #430 on:** February 21, 2020, 11:42:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230843320349462531

might as well nuke the entirety of the middle east while we're at it

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #431 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:01:17 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 21, 2020, 11:42:31 AM

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230843320349462531

might as well nuke the entirety of the middle east while we're at it

The only way to be sure.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #432 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM »

iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november

i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #433 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:25:49 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM

iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november

i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real

I don’t know what any of that means, but good luck.

team filler · « **Reply #434 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:52:20 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM

iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november

i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real

you coulda just got aids and hit the pch on yer big wheel!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #435 on:** February 21, 2020, 12:55:01 PM »

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #436 on:** February 21, 2020, 01:13:43 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM

iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november

i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real

You can make it til the 18th, the long incubation period works in your favor.

Nintex · « **Reply #437 on:** February 21, 2020, 02:11:14 PM »

Just heard on the radio while driving that there's cases in northern Italy now.

This thing is spreading fast. Now is the time to invest in companies making those mobile incinerators

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #438 on:** February 21, 2020, 02:33:54 PM »

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/coronavirus-themed-party-stirs-anger-at-ny-college

Viral appropriation.

TVC15 · « **Reply #439 on:** February 21, 2020, 03:53:51 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 21, 2020, 12:14:00 PM

iranian new years is a month away so given that we now know the virus only attacks on new years, much of the western world should be safe until at least oct-november

i just need to survive until the chaharshanbe suri, preferably infected so that i can be cleansed when jumping over the fire. wish me luck bore, otherwise, it has been real

Extreme bug chasing, dude. The only way it could be more gnarly is if you were chugging a 64oz Baja Blast while getting infected.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #440 on:** February 21, 2020, 03:58:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/kommandostore/status/1230646006922055681

TEEEPO · « **Reply #441 on:** February 21, 2020, 03:59:25 PM »

cute but silly

TVC15 · « **Reply #442 on:** February 21, 2020, 04:01:25 PM »

Maybe if you vigorously document your bowel movements, we’ll learn something that can stop this as it progresses.

james · « **Reply #443 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:38:59 AM »

https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #444 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:52:19 AM »

Quote from: james on February 22, 2020, 10:38:59 AM

https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

Nintex · « **Reply #445 on:** February 22, 2020, 01:56:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1231209525757255681

TVC15 · « **Reply #446 on:** February 22, 2020, 04:39:02 PM »

Quote from: james on February 22, 2020, 10:38:59 AM

https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, and I hear Trump speak regularly. This could be from an Adam Sandler movie or something. I’d say this has to be some sort of spin to cover up reasoning that’s even more stupid, but what else could there be?

Ghoul · « **Reply #447 on:** February 23, 2020, 03:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 22, 2020, 01:56:05 PM

https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1231209525757255681

Doggo is like fuck if I don’t pick this shit up I’m gonna be dinner

Nintex · « **Reply #448 on:** February 23, 2020, 08:18:23 AM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 22, 2020, 04:39:02 PM

Quote from: james on February 22, 2020, 10:38:59 AM
https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, and I hear Trump speak regularly. This could be from an Adam Sandler movie or something. I’d say this has to be some sort of spin to cover up reasoning that’s even more stupid, but what else could there be?

https://twitter.com/MarikaKatanuma/status/1231440197721526273

You: "China? They cover everything up! It really couldn't have started in a worse place...."

Japan: "Hold my Sushi"

Tripon · « **Reply #449 on:** February 23, 2020, 12:48:41 PM »

james · « **Reply #450 on:** February 23, 2020, 04:04:15 PM »

With Italy seeing a full on epidemic, I wager Nintex won't be with us for much longer

Rip Nintex

Nintex · « **Reply #451 on:** February 23, 2020, 04:21:40 PM »

Quote from: james on February 23, 2020, 04:04:15 PM

With Italy seeing a full on epidemic, I wager Nintex won't be with us for much longer

Rip Nintex

I was actually invited for a trip to Italy next month but I couldn't make it work with my schedule.

james · « **Reply #452 on:** February 23, 2020, 05:17:57 PM »

Austria closing the border, eurozone in shambles

Don Rumata · « **Reply #453 on:** February 23, 2020, 08:59:32 PM »

Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #454 on:** February 23, 2020, 09:33:18 PM »

it's been real bro

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #455 on:** February 23, 2020, 11:12:57 PM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on February 23, 2020, 08:59:32 PM

Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

RIP in peace

thisismyusername · « **Reply #456 on:** February 23, 2020, 11:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on February 23, 2020, 08:59:32 PM

Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

Post hog in the private board before you die.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #457 on:** February 24, 2020, 12:22:59 AM »

Also have a family member post your hog in the private board after you die for TVC

EchoRin · « **Reply #458 on:** February 24, 2020, 01:26:37 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #459 on:** February 24, 2020, 02:42:59 AM »

great rumbler has fallen

Tripon · « **Reply #460 on:** February 24, 2020, 04:00:25 AM »

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1231865962900660224

team filler · « **Reply #461 on:** February 24, 2020, 04:43:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/Almatrafi/status/1231505888617418753

Occam · « **Reply #462 on:** February 24, 2020, 04:53:52 AM »

james · « **Reply #463 on:** February 24, 2020, 08:34:53 AM »

Kuwait has fallen

Global stock markets in freefall

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #464 on:** February 24, 2020, 08:48:46 AM »

Quote from: james on February 24, 2020, 08:34:53 AM

Kuwait has fallen

Global stock markets in freefall

Taco Bell is still open

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #465 on:** February 24, 2020, 09:17:05 AM »

Quote from: james on February 24, 2020, 08:34:53 AM

Kuwait has fallen

Global stock markets in freefall

The communist Corona virus is tanking the global market just in time for Daddy Bernie's coronation in November!

james · « **Reply #466 on:** February 24, 2020, 09:26:35 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 24, 2020, 09:17:05 AM

Quote from: james on February 24, 2020, 08:34:53 AM
Kuwait has fallen

Global stock markets in freefall

The communist Corona virus is tanking the global market just in time for Daddy Bernie's coronation in November!

Propagandhim · « **Reply #467 on:** February 24, 2020, 09:31:28 AM »

RIP my credit spreads.

...Oh, and those people.

TVC15 · « **Reply #468 on:** February 24, 2020, 11:01:42 AM »

If this shit tanks the economy and my career just as it’s going places I like, the goddamned virus had better just kill me.

Ghoul · « **Reply #469 on:** February 24, 2020, 11:02:24 AM »

I’m gonna get good at Asian dominated esports. Gonna make bank

TVC15 · « **Reply #470 on:** February 24, 2020, 11:05:08 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 23, 2020, 08:18:23 AM

Quote from: TVC15 on February 22, 2020, 04:39:02 PM
Quote from: james on February 22, 2020, 10:38:59 AM
https://twitter.com/hikosaemon/status/1231135535088848896

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard, and I hear Trump speak regularly. This could be from an Adam Sandler movie or something. I’d say this has to be some sort of spin to cover up reasoning that’s even more stupid, but what else could there be?

https://twitter.com/MarikaKatanuma/status/1231440197721526273

You: "China? They cover everything up! It really couldn't have started in a worse place...."

Japan: "Hold my Sushi"

wtf japan

james · « **Reply #471 on:** February 24, 2020, 11:15:44 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on February 24, 2020, 11:02:24 AM

I’m gonna get good at Asian dominated esports. Gonna make bank

My years of Splatoon training will finally pay off

TVC15 · « **Reply #472 on:** February 24, 2020, 11:26:49 AM »

Ugh, this has two weeks to fuck up my trip

Don Rumata · « **Reply #473 on:** February 24, 2020, 01:10:05 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 23, 2020, 11:58:56 PM

Quote from: Don Rumata on February 23, 2020, 08:59:32 PM
Just checking in to notify that i've been feeling light headed and with a bit of a runny nose all day.

RIP me.
So long, folks.

Post hog in the private board before you die.

I'm gonna wait till i lose some body fat due to dysentery, then post nudes on my Instagram.

BIONIC · « **Reply #474 on:** February 24, 2020, 02:10:30 PM »

Apparently a school bus driver got it in Bahrain

RIP nudemac

james · « **Reply #475 on:** February 24, 2020, 03:22:00 PM »

Thinking of stocking up tomorrow on supplies.

Everyone says "get canned goods" but wtf does that mean. I never buy anything in a can. What even comes in cans.

Occam · « **Reply #476 on:** February 24, 2020, 03:24:08 PM »

Quote from: james on February 24, 2020, 03:22:00 PM

Thinking of stocking up tomorrow on supplies.

Everyone says "get canned goods" but wtf does that mean. I never buy anything in a can. What even comes in cans.

Obama?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #477 on:** February 24, 2020, 03:26:52 PM »

lol if you haven't stocked up already

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #478 on:** February 24, 2020, 03:26:56 PM »

Quote from: james on February 24, 2020, 03:22:00 PM

Thinking of stocking up tomorrow on supplies.

Everyone says "get canned goods" but wtf does that mean. I never buy anything in a can. What even comes in cans.

Not tendies, for one.

TVC15 · « **Reply #479 on:** February 24, 2020, 03:42:21 PM »

Yes Stro, we’ve all watched Pamperchu’s videos where he eats canned goods from like the 60s.

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1355129 times)