Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1354038 times)

eleuin · « **Reply #600 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:50:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1232739863717466112

Can we get a pool going to see which US borean contracts the virus first?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #601 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:51:40 PM »

wasn't there a hiv outbreak under pence's watch? another gay in charge of the endemic

james · « **Reply #602 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:56:40 PM »

Time to close the thread guys, it's all under control. Now let's go buy some stocks.

james · « **Reply #603 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:59:17 PM »

First local transmission in California confirmed according to the bottom of the screen

The timing tho

TEEEPO · « **Reply #604 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:00:18 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 26, 2020, 06:58:20 PM

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 26, 2020, 06:51:40 PM
wasn't there a hiv outbreak under pence's watch? another gay in charge of the endemic

Yes but it was from needle usage not homos

how are those two things mutually exclusive?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #605 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:01:47 PM »

Quote from: james on February 26, 2020, 06:59:17 PM

First local transmission in California confirmed according to the bottom

Who's the bottom!?

Pennywise · « **Reply #606 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:03:22 PM »

Quote from: james on February 26, 2020, 06:59:17 PM

First local transmission in California confirmed according to the bottom of the screen

The timing tho

https://twitter.com/libcasey/status/1232813576483680257

james · « **Reply #607 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:10:49 PM »

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TEEEPO · « **Reply #608 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:13:59 PM »

that feel when you bought kirland toliet paper today

that feel when filler skips liking your post

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #609 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:14:05 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 26, 2020, 07:01:47 PM

Quote from: james on February 26, 2020, 06:59:17 PM

First local transmission in California confirmed according to the bottom

Who's the bottom!?

Pence, keep up.

Bebpo · « **Reply #610 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:15:09 PM »

Stay Safe TVC

TEEEPO · « **Reply #611 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:15:10 PM »

will risk infection to see 100 gecs live

TVC15 · « **Reply #612 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:17:27 PM »

This whole situation had me looking for a silver lining. Well, I found it. I was inspired by Poe’s Masque of the Red Death and Joris-Karl Huysman’s A Rebours (it’s been my favorite book since I was 20). Prospero and Des Esseintes, when faced with troubles, sealed themselves away with decadent pleasures to wait out their storms, if they ever ended. Me, I’m doing the same thing, but instead of fancy-colored rooms and jewel-encrusted tortoises and botanical vaginery, I’m ordering like 6 cases of cheapass ramen and like 20 pounds of cashews.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #613 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:18:38 PM »

i bought some cheap ramen and cashews today, wanna bunk?

toku · « **Reply #614 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:26:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/bylenasun/status/1232820937759903750

team filler · « **Reply #615 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 05:18:42 PM

Quote from: filler on February 26, 2020, 04:01:15 PM
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1232759739915763712

rumbler fighting back against corona-chan

Shit is already in my state.
Pray for Penny.

https://twitter.com/KMOV/status/1232742516048289792
CDC says it's okay to be Hitler again.

rumbler's alt

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #616 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:38:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 26, 2020, 07:17:27 PM

This whole situation had me looking for a silver lining. Well, I found it. I was inspired by Poe’s Masque of the Red Death and Joris-Karl Huysman’s A Rebours (it’s been my favorite book since I was 20). Prospero and Des Esseintes, when faced with troubles, sealed themselves away with decadent pleasures to wait out their storms, if they ever ended. Me, I’m doing the same thing, but instead of fancy-colored rooms and jewel-encrusted tortoises and botanical vaginery, I’m ordering like 6 cases of cheapass ramen and like 20 pounds of cashews.

TVC15 · « **Reply #617 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:42:39 PM »

Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs? Comes in a can. It’s safe to eat!

Coronavirus means I get to lower my standards even lower!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #618 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:44:45 PM »

To be honest and detached, the Diamond Princess business is pretty big for research purposes.
About 3700 people locked in close quarters with an illness running rampant. The high asymptotic number to watch and see.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_outbreak_on_cruise_ships#Diamond_Princess

team filler · « **Reply #619 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:08:29 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 26, 2020, 07:13:59 PM

that feel when you bought kirland toliet paper today

that feel when filler skips liking your post

this could be us but you playin'

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DMTyAJ2qf/

TEEEPO · « **Reply #620 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:11:41 PM »

filler in lycra

nachobro · « **Reply #621 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:40:46 PM »

put the big hurt on corona

TVC15 · « **Reply #622 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 26, 2020, 08:24:06 PM

Do you think taking Nugenix will prevent this?

I don’t know, but I hear your woman will appreciate it at least.

Tripon · « **Reply #623 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:03:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1232825351727931398

kingv · « **Reply #624 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:33:34 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 26, 2020, 07:29:08 PM

Quote from: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: filler on February 26, 2020, 04:01:15 PM
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1232759739915763712

rumbler fighting back against corona-chan

Shit is already in my state.
Pray for Penny.

https://twitter.com/KMOV/status/1232742516048289792
CDC says it's okay to be Hitler again.
rumbler's alt

Good luck finding a respirator.

Tripon · « **Reply #625 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:35:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/col7q/status/1232826278237163521

Just in time Business practices at the CDC. So this is how we get zombies.

TVC15 · « **Reply #626 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 26, 2020, 09:03:23 PM

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1232825351727931398

Which major city will be the first to be blocked in by FEMA stormtroopers and burned for containment?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #627 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:54:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 26, 2020, 07:17:27 PM

This whole situation had me looking for a silver lining. Well, I found it. I was inspired by Poe’s Masque of the Red Death and Joris-Karl Huysman’s A Rebours (it’s been my favorite book since I was 20). Prospero and Des Esseintes, when faced with troubles, sealed themselves away with decadent pleasures to wait out their storms, if they ever ended. Me, I’m doing the same thing, but instead of fancy-colored rooms and jewel-encrusted tortoises and botanical vaginery, I’m ordering like 6 cases of cheapass ramen and like 20 pounds of cashews.

Can I come in your bunker?

I was on the hunt today for some specifics and reordered my RX's today so I can live in isolation if need be and not interact with the world. Tomorrow I'll get the rest then I'm gonna wait and see how this all progresses. Having our first case of unknown origin nearby is a bit worrisome. Also the news about the testing procedures failing and being in short supply is not reassuring to say the least. Oh and then there is Orange Fanta Face on TV today claiming this to be just like the flu...

james · « **Reply #628 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:02:28 PM »

Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 11:01:42 PM

Are people really stocking up at Costco?

I’m so confused.

If you're ordered to undergo a 14 day quarantine at home what will you do?

nachobro · « **Reply #629 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:05:30 PM »

trump gonna give us the fema death camps obama couldn't deliver

TVC15 · « **Reply #630 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:06:02 PM »

Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 11:01:42 PM

Are people really stocking up at Costco?

I’m so confused.

Where have you been, dude? Since we didn’t get the message from the gay plague, god’s sent another text, to wider distribution. But on the other hand, ramen is just as good as I remember it being! How many times do you get to say that about something?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #631 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:08:02 PM »

Think of it this way, if you were to stay in one place for an extended period of time what would you need to survive without human contact? Now think of that happening several times over the corse of say a year. You'd want us to have the best chance of fighting this thing while our medical system is burdened and so it would be best to be part of the solution and not part of the problem. What would you need then to survive multiple events. That is what we are potentially looking at here with this virus. Till it either goes away (highly unlikely.) Or we develop a working vaccine and produce enough of it, 12-18 months out.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #632 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:08:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 26, 2020, 09:42:22 PM

Quote from: Tripon on February 26, 2020, 09:03:23 PM
https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1232825351727931398

Which major city will be the first to be blocked in by FEMA stormtroopers and burned for containment?

Probably one of the ones with Chinese soldiers hiding in underground Wal-Mart tunnels near Obama’s FEMA coffins, site of Jade Helm 2016.

Tripon · « **Reply #633 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:53:59 AM »

https://twitter.com/elizabeth_joh/status/1232876312915636225

BIONIC · « **Reply #634 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:18:48 AM »

Only the best people

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #635 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:38:43 AM »

Has there been any real news from China since they sent cities into lockdown and welded the doors shut?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #636 on:** February 27, 2020, 02:02:31 AM »

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick%20welding

Occam · « **Reply #637 on:** February 27, 2020, 02:48:06 AM »

Reminder, this happened two weeks ago:
Feb 11, 2020,1:45 pm
Trump Proposes 16% Cut To CDC As Global Number Of Coronavirus Infections And Deaths
https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2020/02/11/trump-proposes-16-cut-to-cdc-as-global-number-of-coronavirus-infections-and-deaths-rise/

Momo · « **Reply #638 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:39:26 AM »

Living south of the equator

team filler · « **Reply #639 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:29:46 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #640 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:44:16 AM »

they torture the dogs while butchering. believing that it makes the meat come out more tender if the dog suffers more

Momo · « **Reply #641 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:36:24 AM »

Quote from: filler on February 27, 2020, 04:29:46 AM

oh hey i know this guy

Potato · « **Reply #642 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:42:32 AM »

Fuck China. Burn that whole fucking place down.

My cousin works there and when he described the "stinky tofu" that was enough for me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #643 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:51:42 AM »

Quote from: Momo on February 27, 2020, 03:39:26 AM

Living

james · « **Reply #644 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:22:00 AM »

Estonia has fallen

We're running out of Northern hemisphere countries that are safe

Akala · « **Reply #645 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:41:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/KSAmofaEN/status/1232816856299442178

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #646 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:41:23 AM »

My head kinda hurts today, probably got the corona.

kingv · « **Reply #647 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:48:24 AM »

Pope visited coronavirus patients and is now sick.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #648 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:50:57 AM »

Quote from: kingv on February 27, 2020, 08:48:24 AM

Pope visited coronavirus patients and is now sick.

We have a back up pope in case of emergencies.

Occam · « **Reply #649 on:** February 27, 2020, 09:08:34 AM »

You mean, return the Emperor like in Episode IX?

james · « **Reply #650 on:** February 27, 2020, 09:41:56 AM »

Who's the garbage coward mod who changed the thread title without my explicit written consent?

I hope everyone you love gets infected

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #651 on:** February 27, 2020, 09:49:15 AM »

There is no need to be upset.

Raist · « **Reply #652 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:04:02 AM »

Quote from: Occam on February 27, 2020, 09:08:34 AM

You mean, return the Emperor like in Episode IX?

(Image removed from quote.)

I remember the "Benedict is Palpatine lolz" memes.

That pic on the left is either the most elaborate photoshop ever, or definitive proof.

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #653 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:04:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1232935546072293376

Is this a comedy setup?

BIONIC · « **Reply #654 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:06:24 AM »

Quote from: Kunai With Chain on February 27, 2020, 10:04:02 AM

https://twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1232935546072293376

Is this a comedy setup?

[Curb theme intensifies]

Akala · « **Reply #655 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:07:27 AM »

and the exposed journalists went on to interview the interim minister of health.

james · « **Reply #656 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:09:11 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 27, 2020, 09:49:15 AM

There is no need to be upset.

Consent is serious business

Brehvolution · « **Reply #657 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:09:15 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sorry for the lack of pixels

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eleuin · « **Reply #658 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:21:14 AM »

Gonna be a wild ass day when Mexico and Canada close their us borders

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #659 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:25:36 AM »

Going to lose my recession bet with Shosta because of this.

I was grilled for five minutes before getting a chance to see my family doctor.

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1354038 times)