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Re: Corona Thread |OT| We ask God Almighty to spare all humanity from all harm
« Reply #1140 on: March 08, 2020, 05:23:36 PM »
One of the problems imo with this virus is that because it's really only a danger of older people, A LOT of younger people are basically like "lolz, just living life normally, if I get it who cares, I'll be fine. See in you in hell old people"

So unfortunately if like 1/4th or 1/3rd the population of the USA doesn't give a shit about precautions and containment, and are all vectors to get it and spread it, the USA is fucked. The country's motto of "fuck you, got mine" basically is dooming the country to get this thing.

In the east asian countries where people are more concerned about the whole and community over themselves it's a lot easier to contain. People will wear masks if they're sick generally and do their best to follow containment instructions.


Also given USA and young people's nihlistic indifference, I'm not even sure if the vaccine is gonna save USA. Normally in a situation like this, when the vaccine comes out, even if it's only like 70% effective because of mutations, if the majority of americans go and get vaccinated, the herd immunity should stop COVID19 in its tracks and it should just disappear.

But USA is gonna USA and if only like 20-50% of the population get the vaccine...we're not gonna have that herd immunity and you're stuck with it going around and hoping you get a strain that the vaccine is effective against.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| We ask God Almighty to spare all humanity from all harm
« Reply #1141 on: March 08, 2020, 05:49:45 PM »
Not sure where you're getting May from. I really don't see this dying out of the news/panic cycle until there's at least some anti-viral treatment medication maybe in the fall. The rate the virus is spreading in a lot of really hot summer places in the world right now makes it seem like summer won't slow this thing down. And we're just at the start of the pandemic in the USA, it's gonna get a lot worse with tens if not hundreds of thousands of infected in the US really soon.

"May" straight from ass, just thinking in two months we will have a better picture of wtf is going on. The numbers are ridiculously inaccurate at moment, I heard Louisiana has tested a grand total of 8 people as of yesterday. I also think if it's been in China, Italy, and Washington for two months already it's already everywhere/most metropolitan cities in some form or another. Eh.

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One of the problems imo with this virus is that because it's really only a danger of older people, A LOT of younger people are basically like "lolz, just living life normally, if I get it who cares, I'll be fine. See in you in hell old people"

So unfortunately if like 1/4th or 1/3rd the population of the USA doesn't give a shit about precautions and containment, and are all vectors to get it and spread it, the USA is fucked. The country's motto of "fuck you, got mine" basically is dooming the country to get this thing.

In the east asian countries where people are more concerned about the whole and community over themselves it's a lot easier to contain. People will wear masks if they're sick generally and do their best to follow containment instructions.


Also given USA and young people's nihlistic indifference, I'm not even sure if the vaccine is gonna save USA. Normally in a situation like this, when the vaccine comes out, even if it's only like 70% effective because of mutations, if the majority of americans go and get vaccinated, the herd immunity should stop COVID19 in its tracks and it should just disappear.

But USA is gonna USA and if only like 20-50% of the population get the vaccine...we're not gonna have that herd immunity and you're stuck with it going around and hoping you get a strain that the vaccine is effective against.

I agree with all this and it is pretty pitiful. I am 100% aboard with team wash hands and sanitize and am glad more people are trying to be less gross. I am also more on team who gives a shit about old people than I probably should be. I  feel way more for immunocompromised people, they actually have some reason to be in a panic.

also becoming aware my opinion of this is tipping towards being more based on optimism than science.  :existential and  :trumps are kinda cancelling out.


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| We ask God Almighty to spare all humanity from all harm
« Reply #1142 on: March 08, 2020, 06:01:50 PM »
akala on race/class/nation war  :nope

generational war against the boomers  :ohyeah

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« Reply #1143 on: March 08, 2020, 06:29:54 PM »
odds on confirmed cases outside china exceeding confirmed cases in china by march 21st?
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« Reply #1144 on: March 08, 2020, 07:02:11 PM »
Mom just boarded a 12 hour flight and she said absolutely everyone was wiping down their seats
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« Reply #1145 on: March 08, 2020, 11:42:57 PM »
at least your mom won't get butt corona
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« Reply #1150 on: March 09, 2020, 02:47:36 AM »
Note that if I was in my teens or early 20s right now I'd probably be the same and be like "ok, so this is gonna kill off a lot of the boomers and move the wealth down to the younger generation and political power down to the younger generation and is a course correction booster for fixing some of USA's problems", but I was also pretty much a selfish dick at that age and a rebel against family.

I'm 31 and I kinda get that feeling. Yeah, there's the whole boomers-suck-buttholes-on-plane-seats argument but also, we apparently really needed an epidemic to show that the global community is completely unprepared to deal with it and that borders/cultures/social class/etc don't insulate you from contagious diseases. I mean, you went from affluent families being anti-vax to stores running out of toilet paper and Purell within like two weeks.

If somebody has to take the brunt of the impact, it makes the most sense to be the oldies. I'm just saying.

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« Reply #1151 on: March 09, 2020, 05:02:59 AM »
I love that the global economy is collapsing because some chinaman just had to eat some bat shit to make his dick grow or some shit

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« Reply #1152 on: March 09, 2020, 05:04:57 AM »
the chinese finally took down capitalism  :bow :bow :bow :bow :chinacry :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
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« Reply #1153 on: March 09, 2020, 06:11:43 AM »
Carnival's stock has lost nearly half of its value since mid-January, but it's probably gonna go even lower.

Time to buy :unclephil
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« Reply #1154 on: March 09, 2020, 06:13:20 AM »
People on trains here won't sit next to Asian people, I've been getting seats at rush hour since the start of the year, it's been very nice!

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« Reply #1155 on: March 09, 2020, 06:25:56 AM »
https://twitter.com/jameshamblin/status/1236782260981989376

Americans are morons.

SXSW was cancelled and what does Houston do despite there being confirmed cases in the county? Continues to have a massive rodeo with celebrity music star concerts.
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« Reply #1156 on: March 09, 2020, 08:25:36 AM »
Legit feel sick this morning but it didn’t really set in until I got to work lol. Whoops.

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« Reply #1157 on: March 09, 2020, 08:50:42 AM »
Legit feel sick this morning but it didn’t really set in until I got to work lol. Whoops.

Say you feel sick get your office shut down.

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« Reply #1158 on: March 09, 2020, 08:58:11 AM »
Legit feel sick this morning but it didn’t really set in until I got to work lol. Whoops.

Say you feel sick get your office shut down.

Not sure if I’m actually sick or if I just feel like shit because I didn’t sleep right. Only thing I have is a runny nose so far but mentally I don’t feel too hot either.

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« Reply #1159 on: March 09, 2020, 09:22:04 AM »
Cough on Karen
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« Reply #1160 on: March 09, 2020, 09:48:57 AM »
It's just the flu bro
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« Reply #1162 on: March 09, 2020, 11:11:17 AM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

 :nothing

Finally Trump and anti-racist activists who were shitting on white people for avoiding China town are on the same side because the flu kills so many more

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« Reply #1163 on: March 09, 2020, 11:12:58 AM »
So within our office one of the workers has a child coming over from South Korea for a holiday. So they're self isolating for two weeks,
 but basically even when that time is up because they're just arriving today it should be really two weeks from when they leave,
so basically think we're in trouble, why not say to the kid, nahhh stay there.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| We ask God Almighty to spare all humanity from all harm
« Reply #1164 on: March 09, 2020, 11:15:22 AM »
It's usually a bad sign when those who know the least about a subject are the least concerned and those that know the most about a subject are the most concerned.

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« Reply #1165 on: March 09, 2020, 11:32:09 AM »
(Including his own grandfather.)
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« Reply #1166 on: March 09, 2020, 11:36:49 AM »
Last week:

Trump: There are about 15 cases, but that's gonna quickly go down to 0 cases.

This week:

Trump: It's only 543 total cases and 22 deaths, not that bad when you compare it to the flu!
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« Reply #1167 on: March 09, 2020, 12:17:59 PM »

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« Reply #1168 on: March 09, 2020, 12:28:16 PM »
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/irans-coronavirus-problem-lot-worse-it-seems/607663/

 :existential
Love me some random propagandist pulling some random numbers out of his ass using some weird methodology.

Anyone following Iran news knew long ago the government was lying about the numbers from the get go, by at least a dozen or more thousands. But when you start talking about how millions are affected according to your 'very scientific' estimate it's hard not to facepalm.

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« Reply #1169 on: March 09, 2020, 01:02:53 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/09/nyregion/port-authority-rick-cotton-coronavirus.html
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Rick Cotton, the executive director of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, is one of the most prominent U.S. officials to have contracted the virus.

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« Reply #1170 on: March 09, 2020, 01:36:23 PM »
I've become very aware of how many fucking doors I have to open in a given day.
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« Reply #1171 on: March 09, 2020, 01:47:32 PM »
Deep down, I must've known this was coming. That's why I've been avoiding people for twenty-five years.


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« Reply #1173 on: March 09, 2020, 02:12:18 PM »
I substitute teach at a school, and I work with an autist. I have a feeling I will get corona from something related to this.

Also I lick public toilet seats.



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« Reply #1176 on: March 09, 2020, 02:55:39 PM »
Last week:

Trump: There are about 15 cases, but that's gonna quickly go down to 0 cases.

This week:

Trump: It's only 543 total cases and 22 deaths, not that bad when you compare it to the flu!
Next week
"If you've always wanted to buy a house, now is the time!"

In 2 weeks
"How does everyone like driving around New York with no traffic jams. Not even Rudy could get that done!"
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« Reply #1177 on: March 09, 2020, 03:11:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

oh hey the same whataboutisms relating to infectious diseases that were echoed throughout the first half of this thread, so which one of you is trump's source?

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« Reply #1178 on: March 09, 2020, 03:21:49 PM »
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1237093319689351172

The Times should lift its paywall for Coronavirus reporting.

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« Reply #1180 on: March 09, 2020, 03:26:32 PM »
For a second, I thought that said White Students Come First:yikes
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« Reply #1181 on: March 09, 2020, 03:53:35 PM »
Our prime minister said we won't have to panic but because we probably don't feel like this is a big deal but he gave these recommendations:
- Wash your hands more often
- Sneeze in your elbow
- Use paper towels
- Don't shake hands

In certain provinces where the virus is more common if you don't feel well you should stay at home.
Also if possible work from home or in different shifts.

He then ended the conference shaking the hands of the person next to him.  :snoop

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« Reply #1184 on: March 09, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »
What was the season of 24 where they attacked President Palmer by putting on an invisible glove with poison and then shaking his hand at rally?

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« Reply #1185 on: March 09, 2020, 04:55:52 PM »
They just closed Italy

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« Reply #1186 on: March 09, 2020, 05:04:34 PM »
They just closed Italy

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« Reply #1187 on: March 09, 2020, 05:09:01 PM »
Several French MP and the Culture Minister have it. Mayoral elections are on, but a lot of non essential gatherings are cancelled.

China had a climb of cases that lasted a month before they claimed to plateau it.
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« Reply #1189 on: March 09, 2020, 05:29:57 PM »
he should tell the chicoms to change the 5g frequency and cure everyone or else  :derp
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« Reply #1190 on: March 09, 2020, 05:32:42 PM »
I want Trump to have a mental breakdown and go full Mr. Burns, locking himself in a single room in the White House and obsessively cleaning all surfaces over and over again.
I don't recall that episode. Unless you mean the one where Homer punches Mr.Burns.

Otherwise this sounds more like Howard Hughes.

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« Reply #1191 on: March 09, 2020, 05:32:54 PM »
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« Reply #1193 on: March 09, 2020, 06:09:29 PM »
Who here is going to get this first? I'm betting on TVC. That cruise ship just came in, his hygiene is terrible, and his anxiety surely lowers his immune response.

I’m on mandatory work from home and I’m basically a hermit. I’m safe from the virus. It’s the nuttiness surrounding the virus that will get to me.
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« Reply #1196 on: March 09, 2020, 06:30:18 PM »
all the geriatrics taken out by corona and tulsi left standing :noah
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« Reply #1197 on: March 09, 2020, 06:47:58 PM »
God striking down all the Trumpers in the GOP up to and including Trump would be a glorious rapture
No It's TAX CUTS  :lol
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« Reply #1198 on: March 09, 2020, 07:13:26 PM »
My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

He wore a non-red tie? That’s not a very frequent occurrence, is it?

Sending a message to an operative in the field? Nintex, get on this.
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« Reply #1199 on: March 09, 2020, 07:19:39 PM »
My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

He wore a non-red tie? That’s not a very frequent occurrence, is it?

Sending a message to an operative in the field? Nintex, get on this.

Never mind, Nintex. I did some research and we’re all good. Maybe better than good.
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