Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1375356 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1440 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 11, 2020, 09:11:46 PM

Worried about mom, dad, grandma. Mom and dad work in medical field and are over 60. Grandma is over 80, extremely active and goes to a meeting or some function near daily. No way she could stay home for two weeks - she'd go stir crazy.

Yeah, feel kinda the same way. My parents are both 60-ish and my grandpa is 87 [also, he can't stand staying at home and is constantly going somewhere].

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1441 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:28:15 PM »

~~lol, is he seriously stopping freight from europe? fucking christ~~

team filler · « **Reply #1442 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:34:47 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 11, 2020, 08:45:43 PM

NOW THE FUCKING NBA, DAMNIT

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benjipwns · « **Reply #1443 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:35:32 PM »

These universities have no clue about switching mid-semester to online only they don't pay attention to their own online and split courses and how poorly those go by default. They're going to REGRET THIS!!!!

Quote from: james on March 11, 2020, 09:21:08 PM

The toilet paper at whole foods was wiped out

You have to be desperate to buy that shit

Every single brand was gone at Kroger, I only noticed because the aisle looked strange being vacant and I had to look at the sign to figure out what was completely missing. The paper towel was gone too so I guess some people got there late.

james · « **Reply #1444 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:36:07 PM »

It's really hitting me now how we're all going to die

james · « **Reply #1445 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:36:54 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 11, 2020, 09:35:32 PM

These universities have no clue about switching mid-semester to online only they don't pay attention to their own online and split courses and how poorly those go by default. They're going to REGRET THIS!!!!
Quote from: james on March 11, 2020, 09:21:08 PM
The toilet paper at whole foods was wiped out

You have to be desperate to buy that shit
Every single brand was gone at Kroger, I only noticed because the aisle looked strange being vacant and I had to look at the sign to figure out what was completely missing. The paper towel was gone too so I guess some people got there late.

Even the single ply?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1446 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:37:26 PM »

I am going to offer classes how to make your own toilet paper and become rich

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1447 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:39:38 PM »

Today was the second worst day for the spread of the virus [7,300 new confirmed cases worldwide], behind only February 13th when China adjusted their reporting procedures.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1448 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:39:52 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2020, 09:25:50 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 11, 2020, 09:11:46 PM
Worried about mom, dad, grandma. Mom and dad work in medical field and are over 60. Grandma is over 80, extremely active and goes to a meeting or some function near daily. No way she could stay home for two weeks - she'd go stir crazy.

Yeah, feel kinda the same way. My parents are both 60-ish and my grandpa is 87 [also, he can't stand staying at home and is constantly going somewhere].

Yeah same, as I said earlier my dad has a pre existing lung condition. He should get a doctor‘s note for the forseeable future and stay at home. But he insists on going to work. $:-\$

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1449 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:05 PM »

The NBA has suspended the season.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896?

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1450 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »

Given the state of the States, I wonder how many times off the true cases is compared to reported?
I wonder if the true count has reached 10k, 50k, 100k yet there.

bluemax · « **Reply #1451 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 11, 2020, 07:44:45 PM

Real talk: how many of you are going to panic and delete your porn hub cookies next time you get a cold?

This is why I browse Pornhub in incognito mode!

This is after Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert tested positive for coronavirus... two days after rubbing his hands all over a bunch of microphones as a joke. Dude should be banned from the NBA for life https://t.co/akJoUdLzEi
— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1237914891698176000

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2020, 09:42:27 PM

Given the state of the States, I wonder how many times off the true cases is compared to reported?
I wonder if the true count has reached 10k, 50k, 100k yet there.

The Atlantic did a report last week showing how far off the numbers being given were from the numbers being recorded.

Set up VPN at work today and got told to be ready to take my work desktop home any day now. We have new hires starting soon so I have no idea how we will manage this if we can't come into the office.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1452 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:43:36 PM »

jesus christ schreier

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1453 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:43:48 PM »

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team filler · « **Reply #1454 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:45:41 PM »

the nba has fallen

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1455 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:46:52 PM »

EightBitNate · « **Reply #1456 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:47:14 PM »

Feels like shit is starting to hit the fan. Not fucking Tom Hanks :'(

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1457 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:48:34 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 11, 2020, 09:43:48 PM

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I was wrong. It‘s going to be Teepo who will advocate for invading China, not Occam.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1458 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:48:51 PM »

no nba on tnt

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1459 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on March 11, 2020, 09:47:14 PM

Feels like shit is starting to hit the fan. Not fucking Tom Hanks :'(

Tom and Rita sick, NBA season cancelled, travel ban with EU. Not great.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1460 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:11 PM »

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1461 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:21 PM »

If our government can’t even protect Tom Hanks, do any of us have a chance?

james · « **Reply #1462 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:51:14 PM »

With everyone locked in at home you'd think sports ratings would be at record highs

benjipwns · « **Reply #1463 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:53:31 PM »

The ratings don't really matter to the teams they get the money regardless, the attendance does though.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1464 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:53:34 PM »

Banned for life lmao. Schreier is such a dumb jew

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1465 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:54:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 11, 2020, 09:49:11 PM

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Corona-Chan will take care of banning Gobert by herself.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1466 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:56:06 PM »

post corona-chan feet to cheer me up plz

Bebpo · « **Reply #1467 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:10:19 PM »

One of our employees called in sick today and is quarantining himself. He's part time college kid that goes to UCI where they had one case and shut down the school. Hopefully he's ok. Would be pretty remote for him to have it from UCI, but there's always a chance it's been spreading there and he's got it and been spreading it at our office in the last week.

Might be doomed already. I've got a slight fever but that's mostly because I still got a wound in my mouth from my tooth extraction that isn't healed yet.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1468 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:16:22 PM »

Also, lol at banning some dude for life cause he touched microphones. It's funny, sure. But he could have picked up the virus from anywhere.

TAKE AWAY JORDAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP FOR PLAYING THE "FLU GAME"!!!

team filler · « **Reply #1469 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:28:20 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 11, 2020, 08:36:46 PM

A match made in heaven for 10 year olds.

Himu · « **Reply #1470 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:29:43 PM »

I keep seeing people still dismiss this and it makes me want to slap them.

Get well Bebpo.

team filler · « **Reply #1471 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Joe Biden on March 11, 2020, 10:32:51 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2020, 09:49:21 PM
If our government can’t even protect Tom Hanks, do any of us have a chance?

He was in Australia. Was their fault, Kangaroo Jack.

trashy did it

bluemax · « **Reply #1472 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:41:10 PM »

Devin Booker finding out during his Twitch stream that the NBA season has been suspended. pic.twitter.com/AI4zGfKgI0
— Kellan Olson (@KellanOlson) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/KellanOlson/status/1237920021549965312

benjipwns · « **Reply #1473 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:43:59 PM »

LETS GET THIS WARZONE GRIND ON

EchoRin · « **Reply #1474 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:44:04 PM »

US suspends flights from Europe for 30 days.

FACK! My black metal concert on April 10th :'(

Tripon · « **Reply #1475 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:48:37 PM »

In Eleven years of event hosting I've never had to do this.

Since everything for #CEODreamland was ordered to make the event great already before a ton of COVID-19 refunds started to come in.

We've set up https://t.co/BABW0rWufy to help support CEO this year if you wish to.
— Alex Jebailey (@Jebailey) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/Jebailey/status/1237897545625399308

team filler · « **Reply #1476 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:48:47 PM »

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benjipwns · « **Reply #1477 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:53:36 PM »

F for The Mayor

headwalk · « **Reply #1478 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:54:36 PM »

papa nurgle always wins.

Tripon · « **Reply #1479 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:59:43 PM »

NEW: The NBA is suspending the rest of its season after a player on the Utah Jazz tested positive for the coronavirus. https://t.co/JWhvj8zLjN
— NPR (@NPR) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1237934694278324224

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1480 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:02:52 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 11, 2020, 10:52:37 PM

hey, where did mollys frooty loops go? I think it's amazing there are so many Asians in Italy.

The deep state got him

EchoRin · « **Reply #1481 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:10:55 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on March 11, 2020, 10:44:04 PM

US suspends flights from Europe for 30 days.

FACK! My black metal concert on April 10th :'(

But the tour starts in 2 days somewhere else in the States so it looks like I lucked out and the bands are likely on US soil already.

Sorry for getting mad at you Corona-chan

team filler · « **Reply #1482 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:11:41 PM »

toku · « **Reply #1483 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:16:30 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1484 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:17:44 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #1485 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:21:02 PM »

.@SecretarySonny says SNAP time limits for able-bodied adults will tighten as scheduled on April 1 despite concern about economic impact of COVID-19. Tougher application of the 90-day limit on benefits is expected to end SNAP for 700,000 people. https://t.co/vo5Vtq9It4 @FERNnews
— Charles Abbott (@chuckabbott1) March 11, 2020

https://twitter.com/chuckabbott1/status/1237738144713314306

Tripon · « **Reply #1486 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:31:27 PM »

French mayor defends holding massive Smurf rally despite coronavirus spread: "We must not stop living" https://t.co/nbIIb5uCCL pic.twitter.com/AL49n5cwP1
— CBS News (@CBSNews) March 11, 2020

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1237860773897965568

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1487 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:31:56 PM »

I still don't know how alarmed to be about wuhan flu
Been profusely reading

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1488 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:38:08 PM »

tests done in canada and the states by total done seems to be not that far apart

Oblivion · « **Reply #1489 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:42:14 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2020, 11:31:56 PM

I still don't know how alarmed to be about wuhan flu
Been profusely reading

why are you calling it the "wuhan" flu?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1490 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:44:05 PM »

it's facetious since I also called it a flu

team filler · « **Reply #1491 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM »

Look if I die living life then I�m content with it
— Josh Jacobs (@iAM_JoshJacobs) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

EchoRin · « **Reply #1492 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:45:26 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM

Look if I die living life then I�m content with it
— Josh Jacobs (@iAM_JoshJacobs) March 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

Sounds like he's about to be part of some sex orgy

team filler · « **Reply #1493 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:51:10 PM »

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Clockwork5 · « **Reply #1494 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:01:47 AM »

I feel like Tom should get rights to the movie now.

Tripon · « **Reply #1495 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:02:44 AM »

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1237939658841034754

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1496 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:08:29 AM »

Celebrity coronabowl bets folks?
Coronapool.

Which celebs are totally getting it, and who is gonna bite it like the rest of the impoverished masses?

team filler · « **Reply #1497 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:17:27 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on March 11, 2020, 11:45:26 PM

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM
Look if I die living life then I�m content with it
— Josh Jacobs (@iAM_JoshJacobs) March 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

Sounds like he's about to be part of some sex orgy

Tripon · « **Reply #1498 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:17:38 AM »

JUST IN: LAUSD has directed all principals to cancel or postpone large gatherings, assemblies and all school trips to public venues where there is exposure to crowds. All sporting events will be allowed to continue, but without spectators https://t.co/b6vDTiQ2dg pic.twitter.com/79S1GFANrX
— KCAL News (@kcalnews) March 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1237940916893212674

Akala · « **Reply #1499 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:22:31 AM »

JFC worst timeline.

https://mobile.twitter.com/andoviews/status/1236985417276297216

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1375356 times)