Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1345944 times)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3480 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 03:31:21 PM

So our government has moved 1 step short of a lockdown.

- Any and all events or gatherings with more than 3 people are forbidden
- Fines for people that don't listen to the instructions
- Barbershops, nail salons etc. closed
- Only leave your house if absolutely necessary (groceries) or getting some fresh air
- Remain at 3 feet distance at all times (preferably even indoors)
- If one person in a household is sick, all should remain quarantined at home
- Mayors can decide for themselves to close additional gathering places if necessary

All of these regulations are in place until June 1st.

(Image removed from quote.)

These are 100% the same measures Germany took.
Looks like the plan of herd immunity is gone and Rutte got made into a giant dad by mommy merkel again.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3481 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:40:39 PM »

A growing number of French cities (37) have added curfews of their own on top of national rules. Prime Minister says he's not in favour of a national curfew.
Open markets to be closed, unless prefects decide to exempt specific ones (for small towns where the market is the closest, main way to buy food).
More rigorous rules about the "daily exercice" clause for going out.
Police conducted 1,8m checks of people being outside and 91.824 fines for not respecting the rules have been addressed.
5 doctors are among fatalities.
20 deaths in a retirement home in Les Vosges are suspected to be COVID19 related.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3482 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:43:00 PM »

I’ve managed one day of not going out today, helped that I was hungover as fuck

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3483 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:45:58 PM »

Probably gonna send an email tomorrow like “ I will not be in because I believe our site has not adequately implemented measures as requested by state government “ and go back to staying home

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3484 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:46:57 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 23, 2020, 03:32:22 PM

Turns Oregon has an executive order that

“ Therefore, the temporary rule expands the availability of benefits to any employee who is discharged, quits, or fails to apply for work because of “COVID-19 related situations.””

Get those NEET bucks.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3485 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:50:30 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 23, 2020, 03:45:58 PM

Probably gonna send an email tomorrow like “ I will not be in because I believe our site has not adequately implemented measures as requested by state government “ and go back to staying home

That's bold. And not in a sarcastic way. You're in the right. I don't know if I would dare this if this was me.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3486 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:56:04 PM »

My main driving factor is how ineffectual my actual report is. Likely he won’t fire me, but if he does, man I hate this job anyway lol time to learn to code? Hahahahahha

Nintex · « **Reply #3487 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:56:53 PM »

Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.

nachobro · « **Reply #3488 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:19:11 PM »

the governor is going to make an address about a stay at home order but we already have stuff like gyms/spas/bars closed and restaurants are doing takeout/delivery only and most places have reduced hours so i'm not exactly sure what that will change compared to now.

edit: friend's wife that works at whole foods said people are back to panic buying today because of the news saying this address is going to happen

Nintex · « **Reply #3489 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:26:45 PM »

All governments rn

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3490 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:27:52 PM »

We went through that in Ohio yesterday. We get the Stay at Home edict, only to find out it's just a continuation of existing recommendations. Nothing really changes.

My guess is that they have to formalize it in order to help law enforcement press charges against people that brazenly defy it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3491 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:36:07 PM »

https://www.ft.com/content/b887d344-6c8b-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

UK strategy likely to cause 35,000-70,000 excess deaths, says study
Latest academic research concludes government ‘should do more’ to suppress outbreak

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3492 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:38:53 PM »

Lockdown baby

nachobro · « **Reply #3493 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2020, 04:36:07 PM

https://www.ft.com/content/b887d344-6c8b-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

UK strategy likely to cause 35,000-70,000 excess deaths, says study
Latest academic research concludes government ‘should do more’ to suppress outbreak

they just went into lockdown for 3 weeks so i guess advice heeded lol

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3494 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 04:26:45 PM

All governments rn

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Why not both.jpg

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3495 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:41:39 PM »

Economic Edging

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3496 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:42:53 PM »

Convincing Trump to have self-restraint will be the greatest challange America has ever faced.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3497 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:44:04 PM »

More seriously: Went to my therapist appointment today, surprised they were still open/willing to do the appointment. Only one in the building. Traffic around here is lighter than normal. It's still "busy," but not BUSY BUSY. It's a little errie.

Gas Station was empty bar 2 others and the employee in the building, but the car wash was a little busy and gas was a little busy (weird).

Had to stop by Wal-mart (-_-) for a toothbrush and pay my phone-bill (monthly, pre-paid code). Was jam-packed. So I'm a little paranoid that I might catch something from that because I have to pay my phone or the service is shut off, but well... can't do much about that.

Apparently the local restaurant that bitched about the city shutting them down is staying open/order out only. So...

Hopefully they learned their lesson.

Therapist thinks this will blow over in a few weeks so we plan for an April 13th meet-up, but... I'm not as enthused/positive about that. Who knows, we're both like "let's just confirm that later on if this lockdown/quarantine goes longer than start of April."

---

Anyway, not myself related but #ALLLANDLORDSAREBASTARDS #ALAB:

https://twitter.com/nintendoesnt/status/1240673399837515776

Original tweet was deleted but the gist is here:

https://www.newsweek.com/landlord-says-restaurant-industry-tenants-better-ask-parents-relatives-pay-their-rent-risk-1493265

james · « **Reply #3498 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:50:37 PM »

What happened to that super cool google website that the white house was setting up to save everybody?

Ghoul · « **Reply #3499 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:50:58 PM »

lockdown uk. fake taxi destroyed.

Nintex · « **Reply #3500 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:51:30 PM »

Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 04:50:37 PM

What happened to that super cool google website that the white house was setting up to save everybody?

I beat them to the punch https://coronascanner.com/

Quote from: Ghoul on March 23, 2020, 04:50:58 PM

lockdown uk. fake taxi destroyed.

It's going to be weird to watch certain porn productions dry up over a period of time.
Same with new movies, TV shows and games.

bork · « **Reply #3501 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:52:41 PM »

ATL (possibly all of GA) might be next for a lockdown.

team filler · « **Reply #3502 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:55:48 PM »

Quote from: bork on March 23, 2020, 04:52:41 PM

ATL (possibly all of GA) might be next for a lockdown.

the moderation team will be hard at moderation work risking their own safety during these trying messageboard times

Nintex · « **Reply #3503 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 04:57:11 PM

brehs i'm so tired of having that burning feeling in my lungs and throat and shortness of breath i just want to be back to normal its been two weeks sometimes at night it gets hard to breathe fuck this stupid illness fuck pneumonia

SET ME FREE

If were you I would hurry to a hospital sounds really bad breh $:-\$

Pneumonia is not something to joke around with

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #3504 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM »

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Mandark · « **Reply #3505 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:05:42 PM »

Hang in there, Esch.

Nintex · « **Reply #3506 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:07:06 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Well, at least you didn't get the CHAOS of Ed Milliband

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3507 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:10:19 PM »

lol I forgot about the porn license

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3508 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:02:50 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 04:58:50 PM
If were you I would hurry to a hospital sounds really bad breh $:-\$

Pneumonia is not something to joke around with

3 nights ago, I almost told my SO to take me- it got really bad and i was taking a lot of deep breaths at one point. It's not as bad now and i was even able to dance a little bit and now i can almost take full breaths without any problems. My PCP told me that if i develop any fever symptoms to head over asap but the hospitals so slammed here it's pointless unless i'm literally dying.

Really for someone with my level of symptoms its just 2-6 weeks of wait and see and the wait is awful. I wish we had testing kits.

I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

Bebpo · « **Reply #3509 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:22:08 PM »

Any chance the groceries/market situation will settle down at some point since it's not a stock/supply issue? Gonna run out of TP eventually...

Since I can't get distilled water anywhere, I looked into distilling my own water, but most of the cheaper portable distillers are sold out online and the cheapest one I'm finding is $299 which is a lot to get distilled water that's normally 99cents or less. :|

Read about a life hack for actually getting a delivery time for Amazon fresh/whole foods (pm me if you want info). Only got about 70% of the groceries I wanted/needed, but seemed to work and will see if it gets delivered and if they actually get the items.

Raist · « **Reply #3510 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 03:56:53 PM

Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.

Send everyone home you piece of shit.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3511 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:21:05 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM
I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

I've had it once before when i was 11-12ish and its nowhere near as bad as it was then, but my lung capacity is shot right now compared to normal. Don't worry guys, i'll head over if it gets worse - I'm getting better, just reaaaaallly slowly

If not Kara will send you guys my letter from the grave o7

That sucks, how is your SO? Is she also quite sick.
On a related note, I did once hear getting pneumonia once made you more susceptible to getting it again. Maybe some truth in that, in which case, be careful.

nachobro · « **Reply #3512 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:24:02 PM »

Quote

Total cases in NM up to 83 across 11 counties, an increase of 18 cases from yesterday
New public health order suspends the operations of all businesses and non-profit entities that are deemed non-essential. New order clarifies the definition of "essential":
Hospitals
Healthcare services
Grocery stores
Pharmacies
Businesses that support the manufacturing of goods for food and healthcare
Workers like plumbers, electricians, childcare workers
Sanitation
Construction
No change to current operation of restaurants and bars (delivery, to-go still open)
Basic retail is no longer allowed

pretty much the same as was already going on just a bit stricter on what's essential

VomKriege · « **Reply #3513 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:28:17 PM »

Welp, someone I worked with may have had it. Saw him 10 days ago, went down with a flu 8 days ago and still into it, with new symptoms developing today (taste loss) perhaps though I have conflicting info on that. He was pretty mindful of distanciation (We were like 3 meters apart) and he didn't cough but it's gonna be an interesting 3 days. I hope he'll get well soon.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3514 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:21:05 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM
I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

I've had it once before when i was 11-12ish and its nowhere near as bad as it was then, but my lung capacity is shot right now compared to normal. Don't worry guys, i'll head over if it gets worse - I'm getting better, just reaaaaallly slowly

If not Kara will send you guys my letter from the grave o7

Just make sure to leave shots of your hog in your will to me.

o7

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3515 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:29:43 PM »

https://time.com/5808407/sen-rand-paul-senate-capitol-coronavirus/?utm_source=reddit.com

Sen. Rand Paul Remained at Work on U.S. Capitol For Six Days After Coronavirus Test

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3516 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

james · « **Reply #3517 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:33:35 PM »

Holy shit bore members dropping like flies

Wash your fucking hands

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3518 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:42:42 PM »

Boeing closed production for two weeks in WA

VomKriege · « **Reply #3519 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:57:02 PM »

I mean I'm still working and taking public transport so there's an above 0% chance I catch it at any point regardless. I'm bummed that guy may have it though, he's a good dude.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3520 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:15:11 PM »

Remember when coronavirus was going to bring more jobs?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1222863896882679808

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3521 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:19:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/1241857598778900481

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3522 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:21:39 PM »

Not sure about the hats. But

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3523 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:28:12 PM »

Lmao what is this... I’ve seen regular everyday Spanish military they all look like greasy euros.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3524 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:30:47 PM »

Someone jelly

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3525 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:32:33 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3526 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:33:46 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 06:28:12 PM

Lmao what is this... I’ve seen regular everyday Spanish military they all look like greasy euros.

Probably some specialty unit. According to comments, Spanish Légionnaires.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3527 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 23, 2020, 06:35:59 PM

The fuck unit

They like goats and have a reputation for fascism.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3528 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:39:20 PM »

WTF are those chin straps? 6/10 would not bottom.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3529 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:42:13 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 23, 2020, 06:38:45 PM

Quote from: Stro on March 23, 2020, 06:35:59 PM
The fuck unit

They like goats and have a reputation for fascism.

sure gets the libs horny

https://twitter.com/jes_chastain/status/1242172607039811586

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3530 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:47:02 PM »

even a little something for filler maybe

https://twitter.com/Thesilencemen/status/1242171690848784390

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3531 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:54:51 PM »

Ok I’m on board with these slutty uniforms now

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3532 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:59:45 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 23, 2020, 06:39:20 PM

WTF are those chin straps? 6/10 would not bottom.

Ignore the chin strap. Remove that and it's 8/10, would bottom.

Some of them are clearly in too-tight for them fittings.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3533 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:00:44 PM »

I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus $:-\$

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3534 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:02:19 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 07:00:44 PM

I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus $:-\$

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3535 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:03:20 PM »

No and his dirty Saudi ass is not allowed over the bridge right now

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3536 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:08:59 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

• Licence to make toast in your own damn toaster

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3537 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

stufte · « **Reply #3538 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:13:55 PM »

Starting to see people we know around us getting sick, not confirmed corona, but it's starting to feel like it's closing in.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3539 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2020, 07:10:29 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

In the brother's shadow.

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Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1345944 times)