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« Reply #3540 on: March 23, 2020, 07:23:52 PM »
No and his dirty Saudi ass is not allowed over the bridge right now :bolo

:stahp RIP Love Blooming on the Middle East Oil Fields. :stahp

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« Reply #3541 on: March 23, 2020, 07:28:55 PM »
Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.


Send everyone home you piece of shit.
Trying but I can't force them.

Luckily most people have opted to stay at home only the owner and one developer with internet problems are planning to work in the office over the next 2 weeks.
That's a big difference from last week when people were angry at me for not allowing everyone to work in the office with limits of how many people could be in the office.
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« Reply #3542 on: March 23, 2020, 07:32:54 PM »
I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus  :-\

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

Is Wrath the user that goes by ExoYZA currently? I like him. Hope he's doing ok. He hasn't posted in a while. Not sure i that was right at the time when 213372Bu had his little episode. Cause I think Exo had some similar feelings (and I totally get that). Hopefully he comes back  :gloomy

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« Reply #3546 on: March 23, 2020, 08:04:01 PM »

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« Reply #3549 on: March 23, 2020, 08:39:01 PM »
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« Reply #3550 on: March 23, 2020, 08:53:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1242224676316815361

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« Reply #3551 on: March 23, 2020, 08:55:24 PM »




For being a hippy ex-junkie, I really like Russell Brand.  This dude could have easily created a sex cult and didn't - that takes true character. 

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« Reply #3552 on: March 23, 2020, 08:55:58 PM »
THIS BETTER NOT DELAY DEATH METAL :rage

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« Reply #3553 on: March 23, 2020, 09:03:04 PM »
I only recognize collected editions.

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« Reply #3554 on: March 23, 2020, 09:03:22 PM »
You don't say...

https://twitter.com/TimDuy/status/1242130520802115584

Eh, I'm still not sure the massive restructuring needed is even possible in the degree of quickness it needs to happen, forget whether it's lefty/righty/socialism/etc...

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« Reply #3555 on: March 23, 2020, 09:07:09 PM »
maybe if it's rebuilding and not restructuring

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« Reply #3556 on: March 23, 2020, 09:18:45 PM »
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« Reply #3557 on: March 23, 2020, 09:24:03 PM »
You don't say...

https://twitter.com/TimDuy/status/1242130520802115584

When your president is a terrible businessman whose money is tied up in the hospitality industry...
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« Reply #3560 on: March 23, 2020, 09:43:44 PM »
I honestly might quit my job of 13 years because they have made clear they are very profits over people in this thing.
If you quit, you're not going to qualify for the expanded unemployment.

How 2 get fired?

Crush all your sick days and PTO you saved up, pretend that you're worried about a cough you have. Either he'll get the message or a few weeks later, you rinse and repeat and he goes full asshole on you.

This medium risk/high reward as he will either adjust and let you WFH/furlough or he will fire you but I feel like it is unlikely for them to fire you rather than lay you off. If they fire you and say that you're faking an illness during a pandemic, they'll just look like assholes.

Also before anything, is your workplace/industry specifically exempted from these lockdowns?

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« Reply #3561 on: March 23, 2020, 09:47:56 PM »
mature people don't resort to behavior like that to communicate their needs

Idiot bosses usually don't speak "mature". I mean, you could try it but I'm just saying there might be another option in the toolbox.

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« Reply #3562 on: March 23, 2020, 09:52:49 PM »
go 2 werk and suck his D
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« Reply #3563 on: March 23, 2020, 10:01:47 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.

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« Reply #3564 on: March 23, 2020, 10:06:39 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.
Then how do you know? :thinking

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« Reply #3565 on: March 23, 2020, 10:13:16 PM »
I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus  :-\

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

Is Wrath the user that goes by ExoYZA currently? I like him. Hope he's doing ok. He hasn't posted in a while. Not sure i that was right at the time when 213372Bu had his little episode. Cause I think Exo had some similar feelings (and I totally get that). Hopefully he comes back  :gloomy
FACT CHECK: Exodust is the OG episode-haver of this forum and is still on Twitter :ufup

He's also available on alternate methods. :doge

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« Reply #3566 on: March 23, 2020, 10:15:02 PM »
Cases doubled in my dipshit red state today. We aren't testing for shit.
Then how do you know? :thinking

0 x 2 = 0
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« Reply #3567 on: March 23, 2020, 10:18:05 PM »
0 x 2 = 0
What's that in GDP figures?

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« Reply #3568 on: March 23, 2020, 10:39:56 PM »
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« Reply #3570 on: March 23, 2020, 11:13:38 PM »
Is it just me or has sign language become more expressive?  I swear they are just mocking the hearing-unimpaired at this point. 

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« Reply #3571 on: March 23, 2020, 11:16:37 PM »
Probably gonna go in like a cuck tomorrow :fbm

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« Reply #3572 on: March 23, 2020, 11:17:52 PM »
Don't eat the cum buddy!  You're better than that. 

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« Reply #3573 on: March 23, 2020, 11:25:15 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

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« Reply #3574 on: March 23, 2020, 11:28:24 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

He put out, what more do you want?
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« Reply #3575 on: March 23, 2020, 11:31:24 PM »
I had quarantine sex again and I’m just feeling way more relaxed in general, so, I’ll give it another day and see if I can meld back into the minutiae without an anxiety bomb goin off at mr sniffles in the next room or my corporate overlords

He put out, what more do you want?

To spay or neuter your cats.

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« Reply #3581 on: March 24, 2020, 01:02:07 AM »
Starting to hear about family members getting sick :fbm one confirmed.  Travel in a pandemic for no reason,  brehs.

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Just a matter of time for all.

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« Reply #3582 on: March 24, 2020, 01:17:19 AM »


Korean baseball scrimmage. It's weird watching people play baseball with masks on.
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« Reply #3583 on: March 24, 2020, 01:29:05 AM »
pro-lifers say: die

https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2020/03/say-no-to-deaths-dominion

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There is a demonic side to the sentimentalism of saving lives at any cost. Satan rules a kingdom in which the ultimate power of death is announced morning, noon, and night. But Satan cannot rule directly. God alone has the power of life and death, and thus Satan can only rule indirectly. He must rely on our fear of death.

In our simple-minded picture of things, we imagine a powerful fear of death arises because of the brutal deeds of cruel dictators and bloodthirsty executioners. But in truth, Satan prefers sentimental humanists. We resent the hard boot of oppression on our necks, and given a chance, most will resist. How much better, therefore, to spread fear of death under moralistic pretexts.

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« Reply #3584 on: March 24, 2020, 02:04:27 AM »
Really hope this $75K threshold and payback scheme is based on taxable income 👀
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« Reply #3585 on: March 24, 2020, 02:59:53 AM »
https://twitter.com/HeidiNBC/status/1242238268277755905

Edit:. Apparently they took aquarium cleaner which had chloroquine as an active component

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« Reply #3588 on: March 24, 2020, 04:41:24 AM »
Musician Manu Dibango died of COVID19. :fbm
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« Reply #3589 on: March 24, 2020, 05:18:46 AM »
Cautiously optimistic that the situation gets under control in germany. Data is not perfect but all trends are pointing towards a serious slowdown of the growth ratio. We'll know for sure come tomorrow.

France seems like it's the next Spain/Italy, UK and the Netherlands will probably follow suit a couple days later.
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« Reply #3591 on: March 24, 2020, 05:39:24 AM »
Cautiously optimistic that the situation gets under control in germany. Data is not perfect but all trends are pointing towards a serious slowdown of the growth ratio. We'll know for sure come tomorrow.

France seems like it's the next Spain/Italy, UK and the Netherlands will probably follow suit a couple days later.

Yesterday didn't trend too well for France yeah. Relative to Italy we apparently introduced lockdown earlier by a few days (IMO could have been earlier still...) so hopefully this starts helping before it gets very tough.

It's too early to tell but Italian numbers are extra horrible because Lombardy really got slammed so hard, it's like 2/3 of cases and deaths off my head. Once people are to the point of needing ventilators it's difficult to transfer them so offloading elsewhere is limited.

I don't know if they confirmed those 20 retirees dead in a French nursing home being COVID19 confirmed but that's probably extra pressure on the death toll, if and once that things spread to senior communities. Though it's not certain at this point they all appear in the statistical count. The Mayor of Bergamo (IIRC) said that through phone calls to his nearby colleagues he suspects there's a lot of excess mortality not accounted for.

A lot of people comment on Italy having more intergenerational homes and whatnot, I guess it's true to an extent but it seems a bit of a stereotype. I would imagine that like anywhere in the modern Western world, a proportion of old people live in retirement/nursing homes.
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« Reply #3592 on: March 24, 2020, 05:49:39 AM »


A lot of people comment on Italy having more intergenerational homes and whatnot, I guess it's true to an extent but it seems a bit of a stereotype. I would imagine that like anywhere in the modern Western world, a proportion of old people live in retirement/nursing homes.

It's a stereotype but with exponential growth even a bit more mixing between old people and young people could lead to big growth in infections among the old high risk group. Because the old people don't just live with with their familiy but also will have lots of contact among their age group.

Germany on the other handy is kinda notorious for their segregation of old people. We "love" to put our older family members into retirement homes or hire cheap labour from eastern europe to take care of them. Admittedly I don't have data to compare it to other countries. It's shitty but might have made a difference here.
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« Reply #3593 on: March 24, 2020, 05:53:44 AM »
That's my point though. France fucking loves retirement homes too, and it creates vulnerable clusters once it gets in (via the staff for instance). I don't know if it's "better" really. Germany maybe lucked out with who is getting infected or the baseline social distance helped.

We'll only know when the dust settles and scientists will be able to study with more data instead of meeting urgent needs.
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« Reply #3596 on: March 24, 2020, 07:21:00 AM »
That's my point though. France fucking loves retirement homes too, and it creates vulnerable clusters once it gets in (via the staff for instance). I don't know if it's "better" really. Germany maybe lucked out with who is getting infected or the baseline social distance helped.

We'll only know when the dust settles and scientists will be able to study with more data instead of meeting urgent needs.
There is a retirement home that got 9 deaths :/

Anyway El Pais had a rather good article on the situation in Germany and why it still looks relatively okay compared to Spain or Italy for example.
https://elpais.com/sociedad/2020/03/20/actualidad/1584729408_422864.html
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The figures for the coronavirus in Germany hide a riddle: the country has 19,000 confirmed cases and only 68 deaths. That leaves a fatality rate of 0.36%, much lower than in France (2%), Spain (4%) and Italy (8%). We know that this difference is influenced by Germany's ability to carry out thousands of tests. But there must be something else. Germany's case fatality rate is also exceptionally low compared to South Korea (1%), whose diagnostic capacity is also considered high. So how do we explain the German case? On Friday, the spokesman for the Spanish Health Ministry, Fernando Simon, said that they do not know. And neither do the German authorities have a definitive explanation. But there are at least three hypotheses.


1. It is possible that the virus broke out in Germany later. The first local outbreak of contagion within Europe was detected in Italy and was well advanced when it emerged: that is why the dead arrived quickly there. It was only a week from the infected number 20 to the dead number 20. This suggests that the outbreak had been active for weeks, because it takes two or three weeks for the disease to cause death.


The alarm in Italy made European countries redouble their detection efforts. In Spain, the number of detected cases of an outbreak that was actually already here multiplied.

The first cases were also detected in Germany, but their outbreak was probably at an early stage. "Germany recognized its outbreak very early. We are two or three weeks ahead of some neighbouring countries," virologist Christian Drosten told Zeit. "We did it because we made a lot of diagnoses, we tested a lot. We certainly missed cases in that first phase. But I don't think we missed a major outbreak.

That could explain their lower mortality rate. For two reasons. First, because if Germany has detected the cases early on, it will have detected more young people, who are the first to be infected (they travel more and have more contact with foreigners). Young people are more resistant to the virus. Deaths are more common when the virus advances and older people become infected.


The other reason is that deaths take time to occur. In many countries we have seen death rates rise over time. This is what happened in South Korea, where the tests are being exhaustive and mortality has doubled from 0.5% to 1.1% between 1 and 20 March. If the outbreak in Germany is more recent than in Spain or Italy, its fatality figures could increase.


2. The sick Germans are younger. In Germany, the age of a sample of those infected is published daily, so we know that the average is 47 years old and that only 20% are over 60. These figures are similar to those of Korea (I), but very different from those of Italy, where the average age of those infected - which are detected - is 66 years and where 58% are over 60 years old (I). The oldest Covid-19 patients are cases with a higher risk. The population pyramid of each country could also have an influence. Italy is the European country with the most over-65s (26%), while in Korea they are only 14%. But that doesn't help explain the German case, where 25% of the inhabitants are 65 or older.

Cultural factors may also play a role. Data from China says that between 75% and 80% of Covid-19 infections have occurred in families, as Bruce Aylward of the WHO explained to The New York Times. But daily contact between young and old is not the same in all societies. As Moritz Kuhn of the University of Bonn (Germany) suggests, people between 30 and 49 years old living with their parents exceed 20% in Italy, China or Japan, while in Germany they are just over 10%.


3. Behind everything are the tests. Germany has ensured through the Robert Koch Institute, the center responsible for disease control, that it can perform 160,000 tests per week. The country could have done up to 4,000 tests per million people, far from the 625 per million that Spain has done. It is clear that better detection reduces the gross death rates to bring them closer to reality: if you count all the infections - including the mildest ones - the death rate per infected person will be lower.

This is also what the numbers from South Korea suggest. It is the country that has done the most testing (more than 5,000 per million inhabitants), and although its outbreak is now several weeks old, it is still one of the countries with the lowest lethality, 1.1%, which is often used as a reference.

The low lethality of the virus in Germany is probably due to a mixture of several things. Its figures will probably remain far below those of Spain and Italy, as long as the country is still able to test massively. But if another factor is that your outbreak is at an earlier stage, your death numbers will increase and the lethality will rise. The question is how much.
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Anyway, I'm glad it isn't that bad and that German hospitals can actually help out parts of France and that they're taking some patients from Italy as well. Hopefully once the lockdown stabilizes the situation, we can take in even more patients.

In other news. I really think that the situation will change in regards to China as big producer. I don't think Europe wants to rely solely on shipments that take 4 weeks on a huge cargo ship until they are here. It's one thing using planes in emergency situations like that, but I doubt everyone wants to go on like that with the current delievery chain being so behind. Really curious if that will actually change and those supply chains will become smaller again.

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« Reply #3599 on: March 24, 2020, 07:35:25 AM »
Apparently the guy that runs the liquor store over here is in a medically induced coma.