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« Reply #4140 on: March 27, 2020, 05:34:59 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2jDPgvbTY&feature=youtu.be

The real question, why the fuck are people eating bats in the first place?


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Famines. People eat anything they can find.
Wildlife is declared a "natural resource". Minimal regulation, appaling conditions (stacked cages, animals shitting on one another).
This becomes the new status quo, even after food security from conventional sources is restored. Wildlife exploitation becomes billion dollar industry with strong lobby.
Did you know exotic wildlife has mystical healing properties and also makes your dick hard?

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« Reply #4141 on: March 27, 2020, 05:36:28 PM »
Pseudoscience and those making a killing off of it make me want to  :-X :yuck

Wretched evil fucks.

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« Reply #4142 on: March 27, 2020, 05:38:47 PM »
Our bank sent a message to all customers that they are offering 3 months of no payments on houses and cars if someone needs that right now.

My bank is alright.

Lol you trust those fucks

A month from now they will say you're in default

You will call and they will say don't worry about just a technical error

Two months from now the sheriff is at your door taking your car and house

It's 2008 fraud 101 bro
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« Reply #4143 on: March 27, 2020, 05:54:56 PM »
Why would China lie to us.

This really makes me question the quality of the milk powder I enjoy ordering off Chinese auction website

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There is a story how the chinese are mass direct importing a german milk powder called Aptamil(there is a chinese version of it but they don't trust it) so I guess you're not alone in questioning the quality of chinese milk powder  ;)
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« Reply #4144 on: March 27, 2020, 05:58:43 PM »
Why would China lie to us.

This really makes me question the quality of the milk powder I enjoy ordering off Chinese auction website

 :fbm

There is a story how the chinese are mass direct importing a german milk powder called Aptamil(there is a chinese version of it but they don't trust it) so I guess you're not alone in questioning the quality of chinese milk powder  ;)

All about those gains bro
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« Reply #4145 on: March 27, 2020, 06:08:02 PM »
11pm to 5am curfew in effect now here. Essential workers and medical emergency are exempt.

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« Reply #4146 on: March 27, 2020, 07:04:54 PM »
Everything is fine in China. The magical power of authoritarian government solved the problem, just like it solves all problems.

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China has ordered all its movie theaters to close again after more than 600 had reopened

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-china-orders-all-movie-theaters-to-close-again-2020-3

Uh-oh... seems like there's still a problem.

Wonder what they do with their professional basketball now? They were planning on restarting the league in a week or so.



Not too surprised to see cases jump back up again once things opened back up and people started returning to their normal routines. And exactly why the "We need to get people back to work again right now!" is an extremely bad idea.

Yeah so many of the epidemiologists are saying not to be surprised if this thing comes back, possibly multiple times. We aren't going back to anything resembling our old lives any time this year.
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« Reply #4147 on: March 27, 2020, 07:22:18 PM »
And 300 deaths. 

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« Reply #4148 on: March 27, 2020, 07:35:38 PM »
I took two weeks off of unpaid leave at my pizza job. I hate the complete lack of caring for our safety. Still taking money orders, not forcing every order to be pre-paid. Fucking Doordash is doing better on this front than my franchise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2jDPgvbTY&feature=youtu.be

The real question, why the fuck are people eating bats in the first place?


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Famines. People eat anything they can find.
Wildlife is declared a "natural resource". Minimal regulation, appaling conditions (stacked cages, animals shitting on one another).
This becomes the new status quo, even after food security from conventional sources is restored. Wildlife exploitation becomes billion dollar industry with strong lobby.
Did you know exotic wildlife has mystical healing properties and also makes your dick hard?

I heard that eating bats and stuff wasn't a part of Chinese culture. It's just some elaborate delicacy where people eat what the fuck ever. Could be wrong and don't want to state an ignorant statement on Chinese people which could be interpreted as or help increase ignorance.

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« Reply #4149 on: March 27, 2020, 07:35:39 PM »
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-whose-death-may-be-linked-coronavirus-denied-care-not-n1170616?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

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A teenager in Lancaster, California, who may have died from the coronavirus last week, was turned away from an urgent care because he did not have health insurance, the city's mayor said.


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« Reply #4150 on: March 27, 2020, 07:36:33 PM »
Stopped by whole foods but it was stripped bare

And it was fine last weekend

Apparently my city is full of procrastinators
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« Reply #4151 on: March 27, 2020, 07:36:40 PM »
It's still crazy to me that this virus puts 20% of everyone it touches into the fuckin hospital and it barely matters what age you are. And most of the younger victims survive hospitalization but not without first getting holes punched into their lungs. Like god damn.

whats this about hole punching?

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« Reply #4152 on: March 27, 2020, 07:42:07 PM »
It's still crazy to me that this virus puts 20% of everyone it touches into the fuckin hospital and it barely matters what age you are. And most of the younger victims survive hospitalization but not without first getting holes punched into their lungs. Like god damn.

whats this about hole punching?
https://www.sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards

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« Reply #4153 on: March 27, 2020, 07:44:46 PM »
Why would China lie to us.

This really makes me question the quality of the milk powder I enjoy ordering off Chinese auction website

 :fbm

There is a story how the chinese are mass direct importing a german milk powder called Aptamil(there is a chinese version of it but they don't trust it) so I guess you're not alone in questioning the quality of chinese milk powder  ;)
We've had restrictions on how many tins of baby formula you can buy at one time for years now because Chinese diagou businesses are buying bulk loads and reselling in China leaving local stores low on stock.
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« Reply #4154 on: March 27, 2020, 07:54:03 PM »

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« Reply #4155 on: March 27, 2020, 07:57:24 PM »
It's still crazy to me that this virus puts 20% of everyone it touches into the fuckin hospital and it barely matters what age you are. And most of the younger victims survive hospitalization but not without first getting holes punched into their lungs. Like god damn.

whats this about hole punching?

Probably fibrotic scarring of the lungs. As some cases proceed to serious pneumonia, lung damage can occur. So the people in very serious condition unsurprisingly carry damage out of it.

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« Reply #4157 on: March 27, 2020, 07:58:40 PM »
So far Canada seems to be tracking at 3-5% of US stats.  Not great.

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« Reply #4158 on: March 27, 2020, 08:00:39 PM »
So far Canada seems to be tracking at 5% of US stats.  Not great.

US doesn't test as much relatively, so American numbers likely quite underestimated

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« Reply #4159 on: March 27, 2020, 08:03:01 PM »
That's true, but end of the day it's deathtoll that matters, and that is 1600 vs 55, and we are probably still a bit behind them.

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« Reply #4160 on: March 27, 2020, 08:03:13 PM »
Nyc can't figure out why numbers keep going up

https://twitter.com/whatisny/status/1243550033200504833
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« Reply #4161 on: March 27, 2020, 08:06:21 PM »
I support a woman's right to kill her baby, but giving them a right to leave the house is a bridge too far.

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« Reply #4162 on: March 27, 2020, 08:21:27 PM »
Stopped by whole foods but it was stripped bare

And it was fine last weekend

Apparently my city is full of procrastinators

You're in NYC right? Come out to north shore LI, it's good pickens here.
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« Reply #4164 on: March 27, 2020, 08:22:48 PM »
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whats this about hole punching?

Probably fibrotic scarring of the lungs. As some cases proceed to serious pneumonia, lung damage can occur. So the people in very serious condition unsurprisingly carry damage out of it.

This National Geographic piece explains the process.

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When working properly, this inflammatory process is tightly regulated and confined only to infected areas. But sometimes your immune system goes haywire and those cells kill anything in their way, including your healthy tissue.

“So you get more damage instead of less from the immune response,” Frieman says. [...]

During the third phase, lung damage continues to build—which can result in respiratory failure. Even if death doesn’t occur, some patients survive with permanent lung damage. According to the WHO, SARS punched holes in the lungs, giving them “a honeycomb-like appearance”—and these lesions are present in those afflicted by novel coronavirus, too.

That mental image would be enough to make anyone wary.

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« Reply #4165 on: March 27, 2020, 08:23:32 PM »
Yeah, obesity and smoking seem to be big factors after/along age.
Yikes for the USA  :-\

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« Reply #4166 on: March 27, 2020, 08:26:12 PM »
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whats this about hole punching?

Probably fibrotic scarring of the lungs. As some cases proceed to serious pneumonia, lung damage can occur. So the people in very serious condition unsurprisingly carry damage out of it.

This National Geographic piece explains the process.

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When working properly, this inflammatory process is tightly regulated and confined only to infected areas. But sometimes your immune system goes haywire and those cells kill anything in their way, including your healthy tissue.

“So you get more damage instead of less from the immune response,” Frieman says. [...]

During the third phase, lung damage continues to build—which can result in respiratory failure. Even if death doesn’t occur, some patients survive with permanent lung damage. According to the WHO, SARS punched holes in the lungs, giving them “a honeycomb-like appearance”—and these lesions are present in those afflicted by novel coronavirus, too.

That mental image would be enough to make anyone wary.

thanks, I over-read the original post as the holes being made as part of the ventilation procedure for some reason. 

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« Reply #4167 on: March 27, 2020, 08:33:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1243688717619007489

If Liz Bruenig has it, that's gonna kill me
Congrats, that's quite the catch
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« Reply #4169 on: March 27, 2020, 08:45:22 PM »
I support a woman's right to kill her baby, but giving them a right to leave the house is a bridge too far.
You do? I'd stop at fetuses, but to each their own.  :doge

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« Reply #4170 on: March 27, 2020, 08:49:01 PM »
If Liz Bruenig has it, that's gonna kill me

Tears for the settler social-chauvinist, but doubt for me, huh? I see how it is  :hitler

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« Reply #4171 on: March 27, 2020, 08:52:20 PM »
anyone know what the bright star over the moon is tonight?

edit:  its venus

https://earthsky.org/tonight

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« Reply #4172 on: March 27, 2020, 08:56:23 PM »
The American obesity rate is over 40% and projected to hit 50% by 2030.
I didn't know you fucks were growing that fast, I thought it slowed down.

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« Reply #4173 on: March 27, 2020, 09:00:39 PM »
The American obesity rate is over 40% and projected to hit 50% by 2030.
I didn't know you fucks were growing that fast, I thought it slowed down.

Think they will have to change the projections.

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« Reply #4174 on: March 27, 2020, 09:01:49 PM »
The American obesity rate is over 40% and projected to hit 50% by 2030.
I didn't know you fucks were growing that fast, I thought it slowed down.

Think they will have to change the projections.

No kidding if this thing really is the reaper of Demi's subreddit subs.


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« Reply #4176 on: March 27, 2020, 09:11:05 PM »
mans got a waifu and you ain't it

As long as TIMU keeps sexually harassing me for nudes my self esteem is saved :whew

I dunno, might be racial fetishism on his part. Which may or may not be a pro, up to you.

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« Reply #4177 on: March 27, 2020, 09:20:22 PM »
USM getting ready for worst case scenarios brehs!

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1243672364988141574

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« Reply #4178 on: March 27, 2020, 09:26:47 PM »
Surely Bill Mitchell will get the 'rona within 2 weeks right

Hopefully he ends up in a hospital that's partitioning ventilators to younger people with more promising lives while he protests about how 10,000 people a year die from earwax implosion and mustard allergies.

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« Reply #4179 on: March 27, 2020, 09:28:41 PM »

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« Reply #4180 on: March 27, 2020, 09:34:53 PM »
LA blasted out an Amber Alert type message to remind us all to stay the fuck inside.
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« Reply #4182 on: March 27, 2020, 10:09:26 PM »
mans got a waifu and you ain't it

As long as TIMU keeps sexually harassing me for nudes my self esteem is saved :whew

I dunno, might be racial fetishism on his part. Which may or may not be a pro, up to you.

Just because blacks aren't on my smorgasbord of attractive, doesn't mean Esch is fetishized. :wag :wag :wag

LA blasted out an Amber Alert type message to remind us all to stay the fuck inside.

Ironically, so did around here. Which was weird. They normally don't do too many weather "style" alerts like that, it's generally just for missing kids that are like MILES away from anywhere near the county.

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« Reply #4183 on: March 27, 2020, 10:32:55 PM »
The American obesity rate is over 40% and projected to hit 50% by 2030.
I didn't know you fucks were growing that fast, I thought it slowed down.

And I have to assume the only reason Illinois ain't as fat as the rest of you surrounding fat fucks, is purely because in Chicago people actually walk a little bit more than everyone else, who only walks from their car to the store and back.

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« Reply #4184 on: March 27, 2020, 10:36:24 PM »
mans got a waifu and you ain't it

As long as TIMU keeps sexually harassing me for nudes my self esteem is saved :whew

I dunno, might be racial fetishism on his part. Which may or may not be a pro, up to you.

Just because blacks aren't on my smorgasbord of attractive, doesn't mean Esch is fetishized. :wag :wag :wag



Esch is Indian.
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« Reply #4185 on: March 27, 2020, 11:19:11 PM »
mans got a waifu and you ain't it

As long as TIMU keeps sexually harassing me for nudes my self esteem is saved :whew

I dunno, might be racial fetishism on his part. Which may or may not be a pro, up to you.

Just because blacks aren't on my smorgasbord of attractive, doesn't mean Esch is fetishized. :wag :wag :wag



Esch is Indian.
same tribe as warren?  ::)
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« Reply #4186 on: March 27, 2020, 11:31:49 PM »
The American obesity rate is over 40% and projected to hit 50% by 2030.
I didn't know you fucks were growing that fast, I thought it slowed down.

And I have to assume the only reason Illinois ain't as fat as the rest of you surrounding fat fucks, is purely because in Chicago people actually walk a little bit more than everyone else, who only walks from their car to the store and back.

don't americans hop on their scooters when leaving the car for walmart?

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« Reply #4187 on: March 27, 2020, 11:38:07 PM »
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« Reply #4189 on: March 28, 2020, 12:04:46 AM »
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As coronavirus spreads in Iran, authorities have moved swiftly and aggressively to contain independent reporting about it by harassing, detaining and censoring journalists and social media users.

Tehran has questioned or detained journalists who contradicted or questioned official reports, warned that those publishing statistics other than government figures would be arrested, and issued censorship orders to news outlets. In at least one case, a journalist was forced to retract comments made on social media.
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« Reply #4190 on: March 28, 2020, 12:15:36 AM »
EchoRin was asking about you in here a few days ago.

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« Reply #4191 on: March 28, 2020, 12:17:28 AM »
First person I know in real life announced she got it. Someone who used to hang out with my group of friends back in the 00's, but then she got into a long-term relationship and nearly dropped off the face of the earth.
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« Reply #4193 on: March 28, 2020, 01:13:32 AM »
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/cardi-b-says-celebrities-are-causing-confusion-about-coronavirus-n1169011
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"But if a celebrity is saying, 'Hey, listen. I don't have no symptoms. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling healthy. I don't feel like nothing, but I went and got tested and I'm positive for the coronavirus,' that cause confusion," she said in the expletive-laden video, during which she wears a mask. The video has been viewed more than 15 million times.

Cardi B, whose real name is Belcalis Almanzar, said "the general public, people that work regular jobs, people that get regular paychecks, the middle class, the poor ... they're not getting treated like celebrities."

She said it can take days for everyday people to receive their test results — if they are tested at all — which has not been the case for a number of celebrities, politicians and professional athletes.

"The coronavirus is very much real," she said.


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« Reply #4198 on: March 28, 2020, 04:59:03 AM »
Of all the foods they choose pizza. Hahahaha

Also USA number one in cases, you guys always get too competitive with this stuff

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