Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?  (Read 1401850 times)

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #10561 on: July 30, 2020, 01:06:00 AM »
apparently this corona will require the grey knights to intervene :thinking

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« Reply #10562 on: July 30, 2020, 04:20:40 AM »

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« Reply #10563 on: July 30, 2020, 04:32:02 AM »
I'm not sure if it's shame as much as them being humiliated with how pathetic they are. If idealogues felt shame they wouldn't be idealogues.

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« Reply #10564 on: July 30, 2020, 10:29:58 AM »
i know i was a bit glib about this, but i didn't think it would happen so soon:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1288842257857220608

i mean, he was a dick, but...damn  :doge

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« Reply #10565 on: July 30, 2020, 10:34:13 AM »
it's ok, he's running through that great Kanto region in the sky now  :'(


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« Reply #10566 on: July 30, 2020, 10:38:02 AM »
he's gonna be serving his terrible pizza to angels in heaven now :usacry

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« Reply #10567 on: July 30, 2020, 10:38:05 AM »
Rest in piss.
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« Reply #10568 on: July 30, 2020, 10:41:05 AM »
Closest we ever got to a gamer president
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« Reply #10569 on: July 30, 2020, 10:47:06 AM »
when they asked him to go to the rally he should have said "nein, nein, nein!"

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« Reply #10570 on: July 30, 2020, 10:47:52 AM »
Fake virus, he obviously died from high cholesterol.


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« Reply #10571 on: July 30, 2020, 10:51:21 AM »
Tell us more about our lost humanity, Shonda  :society
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« Reply #10572 on: July 30, 2020, 10:52:50 AM »
he's gonna be serving his terrible pizza to angels in heaven now :usacry

Didn't take Trump long to move on.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288843391065882629
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« Reply #10573 on: July 30, 2020, 10:54:37 AM »

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« Reply #10574 on: July 30, 2020, 10:56:07 AM »
he's gonna be serving his terrible pizza to angels in heaven now :usacry

Didn't take Trump long to move on.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288843391065882629

"i like pizzeria owners that don't die from the chinese virus :trumps "

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« Reply #10575 on: July 30, 2020, 11:27:06 AM »


When you don't wear a mask to own the libs. :bernie

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« Reply #10576 on: July 30, 2020, 11:28:07 AM »
this was tweeted ONE day before:

https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1288521930782330883

Always tweet like it's your last word. *finishes haiku, sheaths wakizashi*

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« Reply #10577 on: July 30, 2020, 11:35:52 AM »

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« Reply #10578 on: July 30, 2020, 11:53:00 AM »
Looking at his Twitter feed, it seems really probable that some staff member kept churning out boilerplate conservative takes on his account while Cain himself was slowly dying. Including "skepticism" that downplayed the danger of the disease that was killing him.

It's a cold, cold game.

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« Reply #10579 on: July 30, 2020, 11:56:25 AM »
i thought you liked them cold, darkman :thinking
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« Reply #10580 on: July 30, 2020, 12:02:55 PM »
this was tweeted ONE day before:

https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1288521930782330883

Always tweet like it's your last word. *finishes haiku, sheaths wakizashi*

That's not a Haiku though.  >:(

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Looking at his Twitter feed, it seems really probable that some staff member kept churning out boilerplate conservative takes on his account while Cain himself was slowly dying. Including "skepticism" that downplayed the danger of the disease that was killing him.

It's a cold, cold game.

Same with the Turning Point one. Which is why they're hilarious.

That said: I sort-of (ok, not really. A tiny smidgen) feel bad for Cain. He didn't deserve to die for Trump's bullshit like Turning Point and others. But all the same... :salute COVID owning Conservatives :salute

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« Reply #10581 on: July 30, 2020, 12:06:12 PM »
RIP to the first gamer to run for president

 :american

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« Reply #10582 on: July 30, 2020, 12:07:19 PM »
Always tweet like it's
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...Fuck.

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« Reply #10583 on: July 30, 2020, 12:08:22 PM »
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Thousands of Arizona parents are being asked to sign liability waivers before sending their children back to school.

ABC15 learned that 249 of the 256 traditional school districts in Arizona were provided a standard waiver by Arizona School Risk Retention Trust [The Trust], the statewide insurance carrier for schools, so that they could be shielded from potential lawsuits connected to coronavirus outbreaks in schools.

FULL COVERAGE: Safely Back to School in Arizona

The waivers though, do not even need to be signed by parents for their kids to be allowed to return to in-person classes.

Furthermore, The Trust told ABC15 Tuesday evening that they have developed a "coverage option" that would make the "optional waiver" obsolete. The board plans to vote on it at their meeting August 4.

None of the parents in the Queen Creek Unified School District knew that though when the waiver popped up in their parent portal Monday.

"I think a lot of parents are just clicking through and approving it, without actually reading what it is," said Mark Linder, a former district board member. "And when you read it, it releases the district of any and all liability if your child gets sick in school."

Linder is one of many parents who told ABC15 they were not comfortable signing the document.

"When I logged into ParentVUE and saw the waiver, my first gut reaction was I was enraged," said a Queen Creek High School teacher and parent, who did not sign the waiver and asked to remain anonymous for fear of repercussions. "It wasn’t communicated. It was just, 'Hey here’s two waivers you need to sign.'"

Regardless of the waivers or not, Queen Creek has made it clear they plan to welcome back students to the classroom as soon as possible.

It is a decision some parents are applauding after months of children at home and away from vital, in-person education, while others are calling the move hasty and irresponsible.

"We all want to get back as soon as we possibly can - every teacher wants to. But if we rush it, like we rushed our return in May, we end up out of school for longer because we reinvigorated this whole crisis again," said Jake Frantz, President of the Queen Creek Education Association and a high school chemistry teacher in the district.

"I wouldn’t be so upset if my district was doing social distancing in the classrooms, or if they were doing temperature checks as a requirement to get on campus, or if they were going to reduce the class sizes," said the anonymous high school teacher. "But the only thing that they are requiring is masks."

It is unclear now, with the waivers potentially obsolete in a week, what the Queen Creek Unified School District will do with the waivers that have already been signed.

Some parents have possibly forfeited their right to sue, although lawyers say any lawsuit will be incredibly difficult because the plaintiff will have to be able to definitively prove COVID-19 was contracted at the school and due to negligence.

Some other districts, like Madison School District in Phoenix, said they "would be requiring parents to sign a waiver." While larger districts like Peoria and Scottsdale Unified said they were not opting to use the cookie-cutter waiver.

A Queen Creek spokesperson told ABC15 via email that "... Arizona School Risk Retention Trust recommended a COVID-19 waiver to all districts..."

But a spokesperson for the Trust said "it wasn't a recommendation...[rather] a tool to use at their discretion." By August 4 though, that "tool" may be irrelevant.
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« Reply #10584 on: July 30, 2020, 12:08:43 PM »
trump tweeted about that pizza place, but still hasn't tweeted abut cain yet  :doge

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« Reply #10585 on: July 30, 2020, 12:10:41 PM »
trump tweeted about that pizza place, but still hasn't tweeted abut cain yet  :doge

Pizza :jared

Herman Cain ? Very bad. Didn't get an invite to his Arizona funeral. Very disrespectful.
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« Reply #10586 on: July 30, 2020, 12:12:09 PM »
Always tweet like it's
your last word. *Finishes hai-
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I'm not counting actions as part of Haiku's. Get out of here with your creative bending for Kara's shame.

trump tweeted about that pizza place, but still hasn't tweeted abut cain yet  :doge

Technically, since Cain ran a pizza place (Godfather's Pizza which wasn't that good. RIP to 2 Childhood parties attended there by someone else), he did.

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« Reply #10587 on: July 30, 2020, 12:17:15 PM »
It's my understanding that a proper haiku has a "turn" at the end, sort of like an epiphany.

I do something else that's culturally appropriative to organize my thoughts though so don't quote me on that or turn this post into a 5 7 5 (999) thing.

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« Reply #10588 on: July 30, 2020, 12:20:06 PM »
I do something else that's culturally appropriative to organize my thoughts

"It's my accounting sombrero!" snapped Kara in response to his colleague's puzzled stare.

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« Reply #10589 on: July 30, 2020, 12:21:10 PM »
Nothing goes with a Mao suit quite like a sombrero. :ufup

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« Reply #10590 on: July 30, 2020, 12:32:12 PM »
It's my understanding that a proper haiku has a "turn" at the end, sort of like an epiphany.

I do something else that's culturally appropriative to organize my thoughts though so don't quote me on that or turn this post into a 5 7 5 (999) thing.

It's not cultural appopriation; it's fusion posting.
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« Reply #10591 on: July 30, 2020, 12:51:29 PM »

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« Reply #10592 on: July 30, 2020, 12:54:37 PM »
RIP Herman Cain
He will always be the very best (President), on one ever was  :salute

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Herman Cain is looking down and he's very proud of us and happy with all the great things that are happening :preach
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« Reply #10593 on: July 30, 2020, 01:00:29 PM »
New record deaths for FL and AZ.

ICU & ventilator stats for AZ peaked a couple weeks ago, looks like they may have peaked in Miami a few days ago. At this point I'm hoping the Sun Belt wave is the last big one and we can get it down to "just" a few hundred deaths per day nationally.

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« Reply #10594 on: July 30, 2020, 01:45:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/CityCynthia/status/1288885838907084801

Masks for grade four and up. No physical distancing.
My partner teaches grade one--looks like I'll have COVID in the fall.

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« Reply #10595 on: July 30, 2020, 01:54:58 PM »
sorry, i'm just loving these pokeyman memes:




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it's koffing, right?  :doge
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« Reply #10596 on: July 30, 2020, 02:09:30 PM »
https://twitter.com/briana_reilly/status/1288894708392120321

Having a state supreme court actively work against a health mandate is insane.

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« Reply #10597 on: July 30, 2020, 02:19:02 PM »
Michelle Bolsonaro has tested positive for COVID-19.

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« Reply #10598 on: July 30, 2020, 02:26:04 PM »
Michelle Bolsonaro has tested positive for COVID-19.



3rd wife, only 38 years old.

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« Reply #10599 on: July 30, 2020, 02:29:12 PM »
Wait until you web search Michel Temer's current wife.

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« Reply #10600 on: July 30, 2020, 02:33:48 PM »
Michelle Bolsonaro has tested positive for COVID-19.

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3rd wife, only 38 years old.

:drool
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« Reply #10601 on: July 30, 2020, 02:47:40 PM »
Michelle Bolsonaro has tested positive for COVID-19.

Was she bitten by a whimsical exotic animal though ?
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« Reply #10602 on: July 30, 2020, 03:05:17 PM »
Closest we ever got to a gamer president

The true closest:
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« Reply #10603 on: July 30, 2020, 03:06:57 PM »
he's gonna be serving his terrible pizza to angels in heaven now :usacry

Didn't take Trump long to move on.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288843391065882629

The pizza actually isn't that great, and the mussels gave me the shits when I went back in the day (I grew up about 2 miles down the road from here). We have a million other delicious pizza places in that area.
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« Reply #10604 on: July 30, 2020, 03:55:58 PM »
who wants to guess how high we'll be up to by the end of the month? 200k?
I don’t see it getting close to that. 75k?
I was close. It was over 75k once, 78,407 on July 24th.

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« Reply #10606 on: July 30, 2020, 04:41:12 PM »
I'm actually gutted the Herman Cain is dead tbh

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« Reply #10608 on: July 30, 2020, 05:26:39 PM »
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In the parking lot of Regional Medical Center in Orangeburg, South Carolina, construction workers have been working around the clock to erect a series of inflatable white and blue medical tents as doctors inside scramble to contain the wave of coronavirus patients.

The rural hospital, which serves a population twice the size of Rhode Island, is nearly full, forcing officials to ask the National Guard to erect the state’s first field hospital, comprising four tents to provide overflow capacity for at least a dozen virus patients at a time.

While the alternative care site won’t be usable for up to three weeks, Regional Medical Center President and CEO Charles Williams said the precautionary measure is necessary as the state continues to see a surge of COVID-19 cases that could overwhelm the public health system.

“At some point, we must do something, because there’s only so many beds, so many staff, we must do something,” Williams said in a Monday press conference, noting that there were only eight beds available in the hospital. “We must do everything we can to actively plan to care for our patients.”

The dire situation in Orangeburg is a microcosm for the state, which has continued to shatter COVID-19 records. As one of the earliest states to loosen coronavirus restrictions, South Carolina is now struggling to address a brewing COVID-19 crisis.

Meanwhile, Gov. Henry McMaster this week announced a slew of businesses could reopen. Festivals, concerts, movie theaters, stadiums, gymnasiums, concert halls, performing arts centers, parks, and racetracks can reopen at 50 percent capacity.

“Hollywood is knocking and movie theaters will be ready to open,” McMaster said Wednesday. “They will have to follow these rules. Go see your favorite movie, have some distancing, you’ll have to wear a mask.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/coronavirus-is-surging-so-much-in-south-carolina-theyre-building-tent-hospitals?ref=home


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« Reply #10609 on: July 30, 2020, 05:54:35 PM »
That said: I sort-of (ok, not really. A tiny smidgen) feel bad for Cain. He didn't deserve to die for Trump's bullshit like Turning Point and others. But all the same... :salute COVID owning Conservatives :salute

Remember how I said I felt a little bad for Cain?

https://twitter.com/moatman/status/1288879895804694528

I lied. Fuck him, and bless you 'Rona for catching hands with him.

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« Reply #10611 on: July 30, 2020, 06:15:26 PM »
yeah, cain was already a sack of shit, but learning he was responsible for that minimum wage exception that has caused god only knows how much pain over the last 24 years? fuck that motherfucker and everyone who cared about him. worthless sack of shit. /glen
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« Reply #10612 on: July 30, 2020, 06:50:17 PM »
glen you dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #10613 on: July 30, 2020, 07:09:40 PM »
I miss neogaf tipping threads

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« Reply #10614 on: July 30, 2020, 07:26:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/1288975099454877698

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“I was beyond optimistic,” said one participant. “My understanding was that the final document would make its way to the president over that weekend” and would result in a “significant announcement.”

But no nationally coordinated testing strategy was ever announced. The plan, according to the participant, “just went poof into thin air.”

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Meanwhile, Dr. Deborah Birx, the White House’s coronavirus response coordinator, was reportedly sharing models with senior staff that optimistically—and erroneously, it would turn out—predicted the virus would soon fade away.

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Most troubling of all, perhaps, was a sentiment the expert said a member of Kushner’s team expressed: that because the virus had hit blue states hardest, a national plan was unnecessary and would not make sense politically. “The political folks believed that because it was going to be relegated to Democratic states, that they could blame those governors, and that would be an effective political strategy,” said the expert.

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« Reply #10615 on: July 30, 2020, 07:42:41 PM »
"We'll let it hit the blue states, then people will BEG for Trump to be re-elected."

Uh... that's not how it works, you dense fuckers.

God, how does ToxicAdam deal with this shit?

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« Reply #10616 on: July 30, 2020, 07:55:11 PM »
Wut, that can't be a real quote. There's cities in red states as well. And the rural areas in red and blue states are getting hit just as hard right now.

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« Reply #10617 on: July 30, 2020, 07:57:38 PM »
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Most troubling of all, perhaps, was a sentiment the expert said a member of Kushner’s team expressed: that because the virus had hit blue states hardest, a national plan was unnecessary and would not make sense politically. “The political folks believed that because it was going to be relegated to Democratic states, that they could blame those governors, and that would be an effective political strategy,” said the expert.

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« Reply #10618 on: July 30, 2020, 08:01:57 PM »
Wut, that can't be a real quote. There's cities in red states as well. And the rural areas in red and blue states are getting hit just as hard right now.

Yes, but on the other hand these are very stupid people.
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« Reply #10619 on: July 30, 2020, 08:03:59 PM »
There's also only one member of that team who could've reached that conclusion and in turn had a chance to scuttle the plan: Jared Kushner.
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