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« Reply #10800 on: August 06, 2020, 04:05:06 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-incorrect-use-cleaning-products-cdc-survey

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In trying to prevent the transmission of the novel coronavirus, more than a third of U.S. adults are putting their health at risk by using cleaning products incorrectly, according to a recent report.

The report in JAMA stated a survey by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) revealed that 39% of adults in the U.S. reported using cleaning products and disinfectants in potentially dangerous ways while intending to limit exposure to the deadly virus.

“Drinking or gargling diluted bleach solutions, soapy water, and other cleaning and disinfectant solutions" was one of the dangerous practices the authors of the survey reported.

The survey also found that 19% of respondents applied bleach to food items, such as fruits and vegetables, while 18% used household cleaning and disinfectant products on their hands or skin. Some 10% reported misting their body with a cleaning or disinfectant spray, while 6% said they inhaled vapors from household cleaners or disinfectants.

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« Reply #10801 on: August 06, 2020, 04:17:25 PM »
now where would they get the idea to drink bleach
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« Reply #10802 on: August 06, 2020, 04:21:53 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard
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« Reply #10803 on: August 06, 2020, 04:45:37 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.
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« Reply #10804 on: August 06, 2020, 05:08:10 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.

Lol ok white boy I'm sure ameobas are terrified of water.

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I soak nearly everything in Clorox water - cheap, fast (only 3-4 minutes) you don't use much, and it works. I've never had berries turn to mush. I soak briefly in Clorox water and rinse in vinegar water to distinguished mentally-challenged fellow any mold. They last for a week or two.

Trust a spray from Walmart? ROTGL

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I use Microdyn to soak things like blueberries, grapes, and strawberries. This supposedly gets rid of harmful bacteria. I add a few drops of bleach to maybe kill amoebas. Things like papaya, apples, oranges, tomatoes, and avocados I scrub with detergent and a brush on my doctors orders. I don't go near raspberries and blackberries

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]We disinfect everything raw.  A few drops of bleach in a pan of water does the trick.  We soak for 10 minutes then stir the fruit/veggies and soak for 10 more minutes then rinse in a strainer with water]

https://www.chapala.com/webboard/index.php?/topic/77711-disinfecting-fruits-and-vegetables/

But sure, listen to the CDC, the same people who spent months telling you not to use a mask
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« Reply #10805 on: August 06, 2020, 05:08:47 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.

now now, there's no reason to lie to poor james. let him keep dumping bleach all over his food, for his health.
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« Reply #10806 on: August 06, 2020, 05:13:08 PM »
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We disinfect everything raw.  A few drops of bleach in a pan of water does the trick.  We soak for 10 minutes then stir the fruit/veggies and soak for 10 more minutes then rinse in a strainer with water

 :mindblown
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« Reply #10807 on: August 06, 2020, 05:23:46 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge 
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« Reply #10808 on: August 06, 2020, 05:39:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/CGouef/status/1291404817437306881
Not gonna lie, Cindi Lauper singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in the background gives this video a vibe I wasn’t expecting.

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« Reply #10809 on: August 06, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »
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“The corporate world vandalized our psychologies and we need to push back.”

Where's the lie, tho?
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« Reply #10810 on: August 06, 2020, 06:17:33 PM »
Bleach is a poison. Why are you using it in your food and water?


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« Reply #10811 on: August 06, 2020, 06:29:05 PM »
I love when Americans provide tips on staying healthy.

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United States
Coronavirus Cases:
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Deaths:
162,629
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« Reply #10812 on: August 06, 2020, 07:37:35 PM »
Boil your veggies in bleach, brehs. Make sure to spray your frozen chicken with bleach before thawing.

MMMM. Chlorine gas. The healthiest of gasses.

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« Reply #10813 on: August 06, 2020, 07:42:01 PM »
Make sure to spray your frozen chicken with bleach before thawing.

it worked for food lion!

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« Reply #10814 on: August 06, 2020, 08:00:28 PM »
EU's second wave is making me sad. 

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« Reply #10816 on: August 06, 2020, 09:00:37 PM »
the good news is it can only go up from here
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« Reply #10817 on: August 06, 2020, 09:17:31 PM »
Good news everyone we're e back to normal

Dallas will be hosting an MLS game next week with 10000 people

https://theathletic.com/1979486/2020/08/06/fc-dallas-nashville-sc-to-resume-mls-regular-season-on-august-12th/
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« Reply #10818 on: August 06, 2020, 09:41:52 PM »
and let's not forget all the dead and orphaned children we'll have soon!

anyone wanna bet that we'll see 5k in a day by December?
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« Reply #10819 on: August 06, 2020, 09:53:50 PM »
I don't know if the AFP misread the Johns Hopkins tracker or what, but the most recent data it shows has ~1.3k deaths. Worldometers and Covid Tracking Project are comparable.

We're not hitting 5k per day. We're probably not hitting 2k per day again.

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« Reply #10820 on: August 06, 2020, 10:12:14 PM »
Good news everyone we're e back to normal

Dallas will be hosting an MLS game next week with 10000 people

https://theathletic.com/1979486/2020/08/06/fc-dallas-nashville-sc-to-resume-mls-regular-season-on-august-12th/

Dallas vs Nashville? Just call it the Corona Cup.

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« Reply #10821 on: August 06, 2020, 10:13:53 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge

 not sure if serious or not, but it's pretty well known just washing things under running water for ~30s is about as effective as washing with soap for removing virus' and better than alcohol sanitiser
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« Reply #10822 on: August 06, 2020, 10:18:50 PM »
when i used to go camping with more germ phobic types they'd use grapefruit seed extract when we didn't have access to clean running water as a disinfectant. pretty similar in efficacy to bleach afaik. still, seem whack to use bleach if you have access to a sink and tap with clean running water. your water source is most likely chlorinated too.
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« Reply #10823 on: August 06, 2020, 10:21:55 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same
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« Reply #10824 on: August 06, 2020, 10:22:33 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge

 not sure if serious or not, but it's pretty well known just washing things under running water for ~30s is about as effective as washing with soap for removing virus' and better than alcohol sanitiser
Don’t know about viruses but I did an experiment in high school chemistry where I touched a microscope slide with an unwashed hand, a hand run under hot water, and a hand washed with antibacterial soap and hot water. I left the slides in a room temp “isolation chamber” (a shoebox) to see how much bacteria was present after 5 days.

According to my highly rigorous tests and 100% valid experiment. I couldn’t find any bacteria on any of the slides and concluded that hand washing is a fools game. I had to do some make-up work because my teacher was not a fan of my presentation.

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« Reply #10825 on: August 06, 2020, 10:51:50 PM »
For real disinfecting power you need to mix the bleach solution with ammonia.

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« Reply #10826 on: August 06, 2020, 10:59:22 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same

lol ok man talking in the corona virus thread

same diff with bacteria, clean with simple running water and you're good, but by all means keep using bleach breh. eating an amoeba or two won't kill you (pro-tip, ur stomach acid killls shit)and i'm not usually going swimming in tepid swamps forcing water up my nose
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« Reply #10827 on: August 06, 2020, 11:01:06 PM »
Canada has had 4 deaths today and 4 deaths yesterday.  I fear we are just in a lull before we start seeing the second wave numbers though.

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« Reply #10828 on: August 06, 2020, 11:09:05 PM »
Kinda.  We have less than 6000 active cases nationally and less than 300 hospitalizations   https://covid-19-status.ca/  but there are some worrying signs everywhere but the Atlantic provinces.    Personally, I've gotten to go back to the office (though it's only like 3 people for a space meant for 200), so its starting to feel more normal - which honestly feels really nice. 

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« Reply #10829 on: August 06, 2020, 11:13:39 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same

lol ok man talking in the corona virus thread

same diff with bacteria, clean with simple running water and you're good, but by all means keep using bleach breh. eating an amoeba or two won't kill you (pro-tip, ur stomach acid killls shit)and i'm not usually going swimming in tepid swamps forcing water up my nose

This just in: shosta advocates eating Covid.

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« Reply #10830 on: August 07, 2020, 12:08:35 AM »
Stop letting james troll you

It's a real thing you stupid cacs i even provided links

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« Reply #10831 on: August 07, 2020, 12:22:14 AM »
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TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man was arrested after confronting a child wearing a mask at a restaurant and spitting in his face when the boy refused to take it off, police said.

Jason Copenhaver approached the child’s table Sunday and asked the boy if he was wearing a mask, according to Treasure Island police. Authorities did not release the boy’s age.

Police said the 47-year-old then told the child to take it off. He then grabbed the boy’s hand tightly and put his face next to the child’s, telling the boy he now had the coronavirus, according to police reports.

“Victim stated that (Copenhaver) was in such close proximity that spit particles from (Copenhaver’s) mouth landed in his face,” an officer wrote in the police report.

Restaurant workers asked Copenhaver to sit down, saying he appeared drunk and wasn’t wearing shoes. The police report said he also tried to hit an employee.

News outlets reported that he was charged with simple battery and disorderly conduct. He was freed after posting $650 bail. It was not immediately clear whether Copenhaver had an attorney who could comment on the charges.

Police said Copenhaver told them he didn’t know if he had coronavirus and has never been tested.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/florida-man-arrested-for-spitting-at-boy-who-refused-to-remove-his-mask-2020-08-06?siteid=yhoof2

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« Reply #10832 on: August 07, 2020, 12:34:45 AM »
why is that kid dinning alone?

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« Reply #10833 on: August 07, 2020, 12:44:37 AM »
Treasure Island, FL. :lol

I swear there is a direct correlation between how fantastical of a name any given Florida shithole town has and the concentration of crazies living within said town.


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« Reply #10835 on: August 07, 2020, 09:57:09 AM »
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A 7-year-old African American boy has died of Covid-19 in Georgia, the youngest victim of the virus in the state, according to data compiled by the state health department.

The boy was from Chatham County on Georgia's coast, and had no underlying health conditions.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/06/us/georgia-boy-covid-19-death/index.html

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« Reply #10836 on: August 07, 2020, 10:13:01 AM »
Mostly for 21337:

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1291512932740804613

Get ready for those $30 rentals, bb.

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« Reply #10837 on: August 07, 2020, 10:17:15 AM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

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« Reply #10838 on: August 07, 2020, 11:23:28 AM »
Incoming entertainment bailout.

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« Reply #10840 on: August 07, 2020, 12:21:00 PM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

Do not actually do this, isopropyl alcohol specifically contains kerosene to stop people from using it as a beverage.

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« Reply #10841 on: August 07, 2020, 12:23:13 PM »
yeah but it gets u dummy lit

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« Reply #10842 on: August 07, 2020, 12:23:45 PM »
So, you're saying to light it on fire first to burn off the kerosene and then shoot it?


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« Reply #10843 on: August 07, 2020, 12:35:17 PM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

Do not actually do this, isopropyl alcohol specifically contains kerosene to stop people from using it as a beverage.


That's why you gotta take isopropyl shots up the butt.

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« Reply #10844 on: August 07, 2020, 12:35:52 PM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

Do not actually do this, isopropyl alcohol specifically contains kerosene to stop people from using it as a beverage.


That's why you gotta take isopropyl shots up the butt.
If you sit in a bath of bleach at exactly 1 PM and open your cheeks towards the sun while singing Billie Jeans in reverse, you will be immune from the virus forever.
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« Reply #10845 on: August 07, 2020, 12:43:22 PM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

Do not actually do this, isopropyl alcohol specifically contains kerosene to stop people from using it as a beverage.


That's why you gotta take isopropyl shots up the butt.

While probably the safest method of ingesting kerosene you are probably still risking nervous system complications and renal failure :trumps

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« Reply #10846 on: August 07, 2020, 12:58:23 PM »
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The US government has issued a travel warning for New Zealand over the country's '23 active cases' of COVID-19, despite the fact there are more than 2 million active cases in the US itself, where community transmission is rife.

As the US death toll from the pandemic surpasses 160,000, President Donald Trump is looking to reopen the country and some border restrictions have been eased.

But in a post on his government's travel advice website made on Friday (NZ time), authorities called for increased caution when travelling to Aotearoa.

"As of August 6, 2020, New Zealand has had 1569 confirmed and probable cases of COVID-19 within its borders. Currently, there are 23 active cases in New Zealand," the post states.

It doesn't mention that all of the active cases in New Zealand are in managed isolation.
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/travel/2020/08/united-states-government-issues-travel-warning-for-new-zealand-due-to-23-active-cases.html



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« Reply #10847 on: August 07, 2020, 01:02:19 PM »
the hair :whoo

theres about 17 different things going on there :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #10848 on: August 07, 2020, 01:05:57 PM »

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(20)30228-5/fulltext
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Findings
In this follow-up stage, neurological symptoms were presented in 55% COVID-19 patients. . . .
Study findings revealed possible disruption to micro-structural and functional brain integrity in the recovery stages of COVID-19, suggesting the long-term consequences of SARS-CoV-2.
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« Reply #10850 on: August 07, 2020, 01:26:12 PM »
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While probably the safest method of ingesting kerosene you are probably still risking nervous system complications and renal failure :trumps

I thought you were going to post that isopropyl is a fire hazard. Can’t say I am not disappointed :goty

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« Reply #10851 on: August 07, 2020, 01:28:20 PM »
Wulf can be ur angle [sic] 😇... or ur devil 😈

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« Reply #10852 on: August 07, 2020, 01:34:26 PM »
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While probably the safest method of ingesting kerosene you are probably still risking nervous system complications and renal failure :trumps

I thought you were going to post that isopropyl is a fire hazard. Can’t say I am not disappointed :goty

Isopropyl burns off pretty quickly so as far as accelerants go it’s pretty good for quickly spreading fire.


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« Reply #10854 on: August 07, 2020, 02:46:22 PM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

Do not actually do this, isopropyl alcohol specifically contains kerosene to stop people from using it as a beverage.


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« Reply #10855 on: August 07, 2020, 02:58:33 PM »
Did some research and apparently isopropyl doesn't contain any other substances at least in Yurop. And it is alcohol tax exempt. :playa

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« Reply #10856 on: August 07, 2020, 03:07:29 PM »
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« Reply #10857 on: August 07, 2020, 03:08:17 PM »
In America, the government mandated adding toxic chemicals to industrial alcohol in the early 1900’s but it really took off as a result of prohibition in an attempt to curb the supply of moonshine.  It did not work.  I expect these days it’s still done to protect the profits of big alcohol.

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« Reply #10858 on: August 07, 2020, 03:10:15 PM »
In America, the government mandated adding toxic chemicals to industrial alcohol in the early 1900’s but it really took off as a result of prohibition in an attempt to curb the supply of moonshine.  It did not work.  I expect these days it’s still done to protect the profits of big alcohol.

They do it here to ethanol to sell it for cleaning or other non drinking purposes. But AFAIK they only add a bittering agent. Adding toxic chemicals seems cruel and unusual to me.  :doge

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« Reply #10859 on: August 07, 2020, 03:11:58 PM »
Glad we established that james should absolutely use isopropyl to wipe his fruit and have a nice isopropyl tonic after a hard day of work.