Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1401967 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #11220 on:** August 30, 2020, 10:58:30 AM »

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1299933263541293058

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11221 on:** August 30, 2020, 11:26:35 AM »

my semen was bound to produce weak and inferior children anyway

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11222 on:** August 30, 2020, 11:34:50 AM »

That would be cool if a virus could make you sterile. Really bring back some gameplay into the survival of the fittest.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11223 on:** August 30, 2020, 12:02:15 PM »

Finally male birth control.

It would actually be cool if they develop MBC from covid.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #11224 on:** August 30, 2020, 12:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on August 30, 2020, 12:02:15 PM

Finally male birth control.

It would actually be cool if they develop MBC from covid.

"I'm not on the pill!"
"Don't worry, i'm on Corona."

james · « **Reply #11225 on:** August 30, 2020, 01:13:44 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 30, 2020, 11:34:50 AM

That would be cool if a virus could make you sterile. Really bring back some gameplay into the survival of the fittest.

Maybe God does have a plan after all

team filler · « **Reply #11226 on:** August 30, 2020, 01:29:39 PM »

sterilize the whites

Mandark · « **Reply #11227 on:** August 30, 2020, 02:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 28, 2020, 07:05:53 PM

https://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/health/iowa-coronavirus-cases-covid-19-positivity-rate-antigen-results-20200828

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Iowa sees record 2,579 coronavirus cases, with 79% positivity rate

Might have something to do with this: Iowa was reporting false COVID-19 information for months, until this nurse blew the whistle

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11228 on:** August 30, 2020, 03:13:17 PM »

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article245241965.html

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The Florida Department of Health accidentally released a report on COVID-19 outbreaks at schools across the state — from daycare centers to colleges — and found that nearly 900 students and staffers had tested positive during a two-week period in August as schools had just begun or readied to reopen.

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But because someone tested positive, it doesn’t mean the school was the source of infection: “It just means that the sick person was in one of those institutions; it doesn’t mean that they acquired it there.”

james · « **Reply #11229 on:** August 30, 2020, 03:57:49 PM »

Guys remember when the genius scientists at IHME said Corona would be finished by August 1?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11230 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:00:10 PM »

Don Rumata · « **Reply #11231 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:09:38 PM »

Quote from: james on August 30, 2020, 03:57:49 PM

Guys remember when the genius scientists at IHME said Corona would be finished by August 1?

"Would be finished... killing us off" They were overly pessimistic though.

james · « **Reply #11232 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2020, 04:00:10 PM

No

Why dont you remember

Nintex · « **Reply #11233 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:54:26 PM »

remember when the WHO said human to human transmission was not possible and a dozen Chinese just caught it at the same wet market

BIONIC · « **Reply #11234 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:59:31 PM »

Quote from: james on August 30, 2020, 04:18:54 PM

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2020, 04:00:10 PM
No

Why dont you remember

He had a concussion while working out.

Tripon · « **Reply #11235 on:** August 30, 2020, 05:58:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1300124347164745728
https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1300079992995491841

team filler · « **Reply #11236 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:01:26 PM »

james · « **Reply #11237 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:07:15 PM »

Election is November 3rd.

About 1 week before it, theyre going to announce the vaccine is done, cures COVID (and maybe cancer) and will be released to the public for free.

The NYT will devote the entire front page to the new wonder drug

On November 4th, they will apologize for saying the vaccine is done (it's not) cures covid (it only boosts the immune system) and will be free (only $199 a shot).

The NYT will mention this on page 17

Nintex · « **Reply #11238 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:21:34 PM »

If the vaccine is safe and works it wouldn't be bad to make it available for medical professionals or high-risk groups earlier. Which is already the case for all sorts experimental treatments on a voluntary basis.
Not a good idea to make it available for everybody unless it has been properly vetted though

james · « **Reply #11239 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:22:37 PM »

If you dont sign up for the Trump vaccine on day 1 you're an anti-science nutjob
-Resetera.com

team filler · « **Reply #11240 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:25:02 PM »

don't want anything good to happen that trump could take credit for and win the election

let us suffer and die

Mandark · « **Reply #11241 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:32:02 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 30, 2020, 06:21:34 PM

If the vaccine is safe and works

is there a process to determine this?

Tripon · « **Reply #11242 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:42:59 PM »

Kaiser trying to get volunteers for Pfizer's COVID vaccine candidate for the Phase III trial. You have to commit for two years and it makes you ineligible for getting a different one, it's also 2 years. I'm going to personally pass since I don't want to chance getting a placebo, find something that works earlier, and not being able to sign up for that.

https://www.covidvaccinestudy.com/

Nintex · « **Reply #11243 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 30, 2020, 06:32:02 PM

Quote from: Nintex on August 30, 2020, 06:21:34 PM
If the vaccine is safe and works

is there a process to determine this?

30k is what they want for phase 3 I think.
But say a similar vaccine has been used by another country and you are at 20k tests and no problems have shown up.
Maybe you could make it available sooner to certain high-risk groups for which the alternative to not having a vaccine is near certain death before the phase 3 trials are complete.

They are exploring similar options in Europe.

james · « **Reply #11244 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:49:03 PM »

Scientists : don't wear a mask they're useless
Scientists : Corona will go away real quick
Scientists : let me just inject this mystery juice into you real quick

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11245 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:13:00 PM »

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a similiar vaccine

thatsnothowthisworksthatsnothowanyofthis.works

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11246 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 30, 2020, 06:49:21 PM

It's okay to take time and get it right when all people have to do is WEAR FUCKING TINY MASKS WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC instead of skip steps and push something out that might not work or might be dangerous

It's called a mask-ini

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11247 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on August 30, 2020, 07:14:39 PM

Quote from: Stro on August 30, 2020, 06:49:21 PM
It's okay to take time and get it right when all people have to do is WEAR FUCKING TINY MASKS WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC instead of skip steps and push something out that might not work or might be dangerous

It's called a mask-ini

(Image removed from quote.)

Don Rumata · « **Reply #11248 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:22:42 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 30, 2020, 06:49:21 PM

It's okay to take time and get it right when all people have to do is WEAR FUCKING TINY MASKS WHILE OUT IN PUBLIC instead of skip steps and push something out that might not work or might be dangerous

Reverse Psychology was all that was needed for these people to start wearing masks, especially if something regarding Face ID and China was mentioned.

Tripon · « **Reply #11249 on:** August 30, 2020, 08:25:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1300120040549879810

Maybe the plan really is to kill people.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11250 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:46:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1300213549902344192

BIONIC · « **Reply #11251 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:50:58 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on August 30, 2020, 04:59:31 PM

Quote from: james on August 30, 2020, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2020, 04:00:10 PM
No

Why dont you remember

He had a concussion while working out.

I realized that I made this post thinking that riotous made it while in fact he just liked it, and my brain confused the two.

James, please unlike my post as I am no longer deserving of it. Thank you.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11252 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:51:41 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 31, 2020, 12:46:04 AM

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1300213549902344192

The ride never ends and it's a merry-go-round where you cycle through every re-heated fallacy several times.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11253 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:52:46 AM »

a vaccine would be beyond useless at this point

- democrats aren't going to take it cause they don't trust the trump admin
- a good chunk of republicans won't take it because while they love owning the libs, they're also very anti-vaxx
- so at best, you'll have 1/3 of the population - trump's most devoted fans- take the vaccine, which will not do much good at all

BIONIC · « **Reply #11254 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:10:29 AM »

I nominate Shonda to take one for the team and try the vaccine. Then we can blast him with 5G rays for a few days and see if it’s really effective.

Tripon · « **Reply #11255 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:15:32 AM »

https://twitter.com/The_SavageRoom/status/1299802241826795523

james · « **Reply #11256 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:56:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1300211456126803968

jorma · « **Reply #11257 on:** August 31, 2020, 02:00:00 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 31, 2020, 01:15:32 AM

https://twitter.com/The_SavageRoom/status/1299802241826795523

why would you participate in shaming people with a disability exemption?

Tripon · « **Reply #11258 on:** August 31, 2020, 02:04:41 AM »

Quote from: jorma on August 31, 2020, 02:00:00 AM

Quote from: Tripon on August 31, 2020, 01:15:32 AM
https://twitter.com/The_SavageRoom/status/1299802241826795523

why would you participate in shaming people with a disability exemption?

There are people who claim they have a disability just to get out of mask wearing.
https://twitter.com/vespajet/status/1276501666695532549

https://twitter.com/benjancewicz/status/1297687071281291269

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https://twitter.com/nickschadegg/status/1300300942621855745

jorma · « **Reply #11259 on:** August 31, 2020, 02:22:41 AM »

and they proved hers was fake in the video? i stopped watching when she said she had an exemption

Tripon · « **Reply #11260 on:** August 31, 2020, 02:33:32 AM »

Quote from: jorma on August 31, 2020, 02:22:41 AM

and they proved hers was fake in the video? i stopped watching when she said she had an exemption

She yelled that covid was fake, so I'm going to guess she doesn't actually have a disability that would make it difficult to wear a mask.

james · « **Reply #11261 on:** August 31, 2020, 02:38:44 AM »

Is she a republican?

I think that counts as a disability

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11262 on:** August 31, 2020, 06:36:08 AM »

Quote from: jorma on August 31, 2020, 02:22:41 AM

and they proved hers was fake in the video? i stopped watching when she said she had an exemption

"Where are the dead bodies!?"

She can get fucked.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11263 on:** August 31, 2020, 07:41:17 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on August 31, 2020, 12:50:58 AM

Quote from: BIONIC on August 30, 2020, 04:59:31 PM
Quote from: james on August 30, 2020, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2020, 04:00:10 PM
No

Why dont you remember

He had a concussion while working out.

I realized that I made this post thinking that riotous made it while in fact he just liked it, and my brain confused the two.

James, please unlike my post as I am no longer deserving of it. Thank you.

It's OK, I don't often get confused as someone that works out.

Mandark · « **Reply #11264 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:01:14 PM »

New Trump pandemic adviser pushes controversial ‘herd immunity’ strategy, worrying public health officials

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One of President Trump’s top medical advisers is urging the White House to embrace a controversial “herd immunity” strategy to combat the pandemic, which would entail allowing the coronavirus to spread through most of the population to quickly build resistance to the virus, while taking steps to protect those in nursing homes and other vulnerable populations, according to five people familiar with the discussions.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11265 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:06:02 PM »

What have you got to lose?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11266 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:11:30 PM »

Well at least having any strategy is a step up.

Nintex · « **Reply #11267 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:13:39 PM »

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allowing the coronavirus to spread through most of the population

Tripon · « **Reply #11268 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:21:42 PM »

Trump realizes that if it spreads though most of the population, he'll eventually get it. You'd think just out of self preservation , he'll try to contain coronavirus.

Nintex · « **Reply #11269 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 31, 2020, 12:21:42 PM

Trump realizes that if it spreads though most of the population, he'll eventually get it. You'd think just out of self preservation , he'll try to contain coronavirus.

Trump probably already had it when he was casually munching those Hydroxychloroquine pills and Ivanka wasn't around the White House for 2 weeks.
Don Jr.'s girlfriend got it, his personal aides, Miller's wife etc. . There's no way Trump didn't get it.

Mandark · « **Reply #11270 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:32:31 PM »

Every time someone floats this idea they say they'll isolate/protect vulnerable populations, but other than protocols that nursing homes have already adopted, what do they mean?

There's never any money for people with comorbidities to stay home and not work. Never any explanation for how vulnerable people will stay safe as the rest of the population is going through a spike. Nursing home residents in Florida and Arizona got hit hard when those states had problems with the virus, despite several extra months to prepare.

team filler · « **Reply #11271 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:35:10 PM »

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comorbidities

EchoRin · « **Reply #11272 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:44:44 PM »

From https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/cloth-face-cover-guidance.html (updated August 7, 2020 at the time of this post):

Who Should Not Wear a Mask

Masks should not be worn by:

Children younger than 2 years old
Anyone who has trouble breathing
Anyone who is unconscious, incapacitated, or otherwise unable to remove the mask without assistance
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If you are hooting and hollering I somehow doubt you have trouble breathing

team filler · « **Reply #11273 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:47:10 PM »

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anyone who has trouble breathing

Nintex · « **Reply #11274 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:49:36 PM »

Don't worry Mandark. The President will visit a nursing home, wear a mask and shake his fist around.
He will then ramble about how great nursing homes are but not as good as his hotels, shake hands with a veteran and tell a 90 y/o grandma he'd certainly date her grandchildren.

This display of leadership will inspire everyone to stay safe.

james · « **Reply #11275 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:52:56 PM »

Indoor dining at 25% capacity opens in NJ on Friday

I believe that makes us the last state to do so (CA opened and then closed)

Imma wait and see

Oblivion · « **Reply #11276 on:** August 31, 2020, 12:59:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1300466213047296000

james · « **Reply #11277 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:01:57 PM »

Interesting reply on twitter, which Im ashamed I hadnt thought about before...

If herd strategy was a good idea, why didnt it kill out other diseases like measles?

Nintex · « **Reply #11278 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:02:52 PM »

Quote from: james on August 31, 2020, 01:01:57 PM

Interesting reply on twitter, which Im ashamed I hadnt thought about before...

If herd strategy was a good idea, why didnt it kill out other diseases like measles?

Not enough people were exposed

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11279 on:** August 31, 2020, 01:29:21 PM »

Not measles specific but also if the virus mutates too fast or immunity wears off too fast.

News:

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