REE:
"my Rosalina amiibo still hasn't arrived and it says it was delivered yesterday! I'm fuming, it was probably stolen for being such a valuable item"
"Final Fantasy VII Remake physical limited edition has not yet shown up, just got an email is was delayed and is sitting at the post office
but I'm going to kill myself it doesn't arrive in the next 3 hours. OH AND DON'T TELL ME TO PICK IT UP MYSELF MY WIFE ALREADY TOLD ME"
"FUCK Amazon, again a shipping error. Guess I won't ever own Mass Effect 3 for the Wii U huh"
Also REE:
"The Postal Service is perfect and perfectly capable of organizing a nation wide election by mail."