Link and Cloud walk into a bar, and order a drink. "Had a rough day boys?" the bartender asks? "Yeah, we had to bash in some heads" Cloud responds. Link nods.
Link spots Zelda walking past him but before he can say hi she ignores him and walks to Rex and Pyra.
Zelda says: "Hey what are you guys doing here?" Yoshi responds: "Just smoking some weed, want some too?"
Cloud says to link: "Man, princesses ain't what they used to be. I found Peach under a bridge the other day. Maybe we should restore the crown."
"Careful what you wish for boys" the bartender says. "When Ganondorf was in charge things weren't this peaceful you know. I'm not sure if President Luigi is up to the job but he seems more reasonable."
"But maybe we need a strong leader for once who will stand up for our values and traditions" Link says. "Say what you will about Bowser" cloud adds, "the economy was doing great.".
Snake leaves the bar holding the hands of Zelda and Pyra and winks at Link. "I thought she was with Rex? When did Snake get in here?" Link wonders.
Cloud and Link stumble out the door. Cloud looks at link and says: "You know what Link, we really are the last of us"
As they walk past Sora and Sonic pleasuring themselves with Tetris blocks they pull out their swords and kill them.
