What Will Be Discussed:
I. Defining 21st Century Culture Wars: Gamergate, Cambridge Analytica, & The Rise of the Alt-Right
- Disney wants J.J. to do three movies, he doesn't agree with the schedule but gives them mystery boxes and an art book
- Rian Johnson makes a $300 million movie that flops with the art book but scraps J.J's mystery boxes in the process
- Merchandise pulled from shelves because kids apparently do not like action figures of obese engineers and depressed loners, Kathleen panics
II. The New Gamergate: The Rise of Alt-Right Ideology in Star Wars Fandom
- Kathleen wants Harry Potter people to rewrite Colin Trevorrow's work
- Colin Trevorrow says fuck that
- Kathleen panics and calls J.J.
III. How Far Right Hate Turns Into Fact
- J.J. says yes and casts his friends including Keri Russell
- Disney tells J.J. to hurry up ROADTO1BILLIONMICKEYMOUSE.JPG
- Actors want to move on already
IV. The Generational Cost of Hate: The Alt-Right’s Successful Political Attack against Progressive Culture
- Disney butchers the film in editing
- TROS flops
- The actors couldn't care less
V. What We Never Learned From Gamergate
- That George Lucas was right about the movie industry this entire time
- That EA and Disney would destroy Super Mario in a week
- That Daisy Ridley is an alcoholic