https://www.resetera.com/threads/remote-working-toolkit-company-basecamp-takes-bold-stance-of-not-taking-a-stance-not-encouraging-healthy-living-and-not-having-committees-and-more.416268/ITT incelchief goes off on one over a total nothingburger that doesn't even affect them again
"1) No more politicking on the corporate account, its a fucking waste of time and energy and only causes grief, do it on your own dime" becomes
NO MORE TAKING A STANCE!
"2) Not our place to tell people how to live their life, so all benefits are just straight up cash now to spend on what you want instead of discounts on gym memberships you wont use or whatever" becomes
NO MORE NANNY STATE BULLSHIT LIKE ENCOURAGING YOU TO EAT BETTER AND GO TO SCHOOL
"3) No more working groups or committees because anyone who's worked a corporate job knows that they're a fucking waste of time" becomes
NO MORE INVOLING EMPLOYEES IN DECISIONS ON THINGS LIKE DIVERSITY, EQUALITY AND INCLUSION! WHO NEEDS DIVERSE VOICES WHEN WE CAN HAVE ONE PERSON MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS ON DIVERSITY AND EQUALITY, OTHER PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO BE INCLUDED ON THIS PROCESS!
"4) No more relitigating past decisions, its fucking done, move on" becomes
NO MORE REGRETS, OR RECONSIDERATIONS. WE NEVER MAKE MISTAKES ANYWAY
"5) Your reviews are with you and your manager again, none of this fucking rate your peers too that anyone who's worked under such a system knows is either straight up toxic back stabbing bullshit or unhelpful 'everyones great' platitudes" becomes
NO MORE PEER REVIEWS, NOT BECAUSE IT'S AWKWARD, BUT BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES WERE TOO POSITIVE ABOUT YOUR CO-WORKERS
"6) Don't forget the fucking point of your job, which is making B2B software, you can do wtfever you want on your own time" becomes
LOOK WE'RE A BUSINESS, WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT THE WORLD OK
like... why the fuck does a business making very obvious business decisions and cutting a lot of whats generally agreed upon as corporate bullshit such a fucking cause for someone who not only definitely doesn't work there but has almost certainly never used their products?
Other than they just straight up came out and said "as a business SJWing on the interwebs isn't what we fucking do on our corporate account" I guess