https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1267556566594719744What's up with these old ass very dangerous laws.
Presidents should clean up their laws when they leave office lol
"Well guys, we have some GOOD news and we have some BAD news"
"The GOOD news is, we're leaving this shithole after nearly 20 years of fighting"
"The BAD news is we're shipping out immediately to New York, Michigan and other places"
"Excuse me sir, I live in Texas"
"Well son, that's the BAD news. We've been reassigned to fight and kill communist terrorists on US soil that have infiltrated over 50 cities"
"I'm well aware most of you have PTSD, a bad heroin addiction, depression and other mental issues so this mission like our mission in Afghanistan will be a great success"
"Sir... I'd rather not fight in the US"
"Well in that case you can join up with Sergeant Bradley and patrol Syrian oil fields with the Russians"
"Look son, I ain't gonna lie to you this mission ain't gonna be easy. Everyone wears a mask, so lord knows what you're shooting at"