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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #120 on: June 11, 2020, 04:40:46 PM »
Gearbox :notlikethis
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #121 on: June 11, 2020, 04:41:00 PM »
Ok I can play a shitty beat em up

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #122 on: June 11, 2020, 04:41:03 PM »
don't think it's possible to market this game worse

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #123 on: June 11, 2020, 04:41:33 PM »
Man i wasted my evening free time on this

Could have been playing Gears 5  :'(

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #124 on: June 11, 2020, 04:41:35 PM »
LOL THIS TRAILER

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #125 on: June 11, 2020, 04:41:54 PM »
that trailer felt like 2013 era bullshit.

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« Reply #126 on: June 11, 2020, 04:42:06 PM »
BAD RAP MUSIC MADE FOR YOUTUBE INFLUNCER VIDEO INTROS.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #127 on: June 11, 2020, 04:42:21 PM »
Randy Picthford's greatest magic trick is his studio surviving without Borderlands.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #128 on: June 11, 2020, 04:42:46 PM »
Man i wasted my evening free time on this

Could have been playing Gears 5  :'(

No even tho this is shit, that would be worse

plz don't hate yourself like that
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #129 on: June 11, 2020, 04:43:10 PM »
Solar Ash looks neat.
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« Reply #130 on: June 11, 2020, 04:43:35 PM »
like.....none of these games look better than PS4 games. How is this gonna convince anyone to shell out $500?
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #132 on: June 11, 2020, 04:43:53 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

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« Reply #133 on: June 11, 2020, 04:44:01 PM »
ioi yes plz, feed me daddy.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2020, 04:44:58 PM »
HITMANNNNNNN!

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #135 on: June 11, 2020, 04:45:04 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

Dunno what to tell you, just haven't seen anything so far that makes me wanna run out and drop $600 on a PS5.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #136 on: June 11, 2020, 04:45:35 PM »
this location is A1

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #137 on: June 11, 2020, 04:45:41 PM »
Hitman 3 looking pretty sweet
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #138 on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:30 PM »
oh look, a game NO ONE wanted.

Sony trotting out all the mascot wannabe games.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #139 on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:49 PM »
Uhm

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #140 on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:53 PM »
Things that looked interesing or good so far: Gran Turismo. Hitman 3. That game from hyper light drifter guy.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #141 on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:54 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

I'm actually excited for the new Xbox. I'm mainly in this thread to shitpost.

Unlike PS5 owners, I'll have game pass to play almost all the games in this show without buying any of them.  8)
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #142 on: June 11, 2020, 04:46:59 PM »
Yeah some of these games just look like decent ps4 games. Ratchet was the only one I was really impressed with.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #143 on: June 11, 2020, 04:47:05 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

Dunno what to tell you, just haven't seen anything so far that makes me wanna run out and drop $600 on a PS5.

Sony saving us money!
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Can't say anything is catching my eye here, either.  Nothing that would make me rush to buy one of these at launch.  Might be the first Sony hardware I don't get right away.  But all it takes is one game and maybe that's still to come.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #144 on: June 11, 2020, 04:47:08 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

I get it. Half of these games look boring or not visually impressive enough to warrant an upgrade but to me launch games almost always suck and look middling... the positive is that it looks like they're bringing a broad range of content to the table.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #145 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:05 PM »
Not saying everything sucks sight unseen does not mean you have to “cum” at everything. There’s a simple middle ground. But I forgot this is the bore where everything is garbage and nothing can be ok.

Gamers are so annoying and obnoxious.


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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #146 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:10 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

Flash forward to Nintendo's presentation thread in a month:

Rahx: "All these games fucking suck and are boring. Why are you people so excited?"
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #147 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:16 PM »
bear ass shooting sim, finally.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #148 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:22 PM »
SCHMEAT
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #149 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:35 PM »
Not saying everything sucks sight unseen does not mean you have to “cum” at everything. There’s a simple middle ground. But I forgot this is the bore where everything is garbage and nothing can be ok.

Gamers are so annoying and obnoxious.

Oh fuck off.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #150 on: June 11, 2020, 04:48:55 PM »
the old man just pooped
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #151 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:02 PM »
Finally, a cool looking indie game.

I guess you missed STRAY.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #152 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:07 PM »
This looks VERY cool

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #153 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:13 PM »
Yah this looks pretty fun.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #154 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:18 PM »
Catching up on trailers now. Some good stuff.

All I care about GT7 is if it has a good single player campaign. I used to really like GT, but lost interest when the SP died and Forza's campaign was killing it. GTS is good enough for multiplayer focused GT, let GT7 be a good single player campaign.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #155 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:37 PM »
You people would bitch if it was also just “sad dad” games.

Just admit you’d never be pleased.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #156 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:39 PM »
SPORTSBALL 2020

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #157 on: June 11, 2020, 04:49:43 PM »
buy consoles at release brehs  :heh

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #158 on: June 11, 2020, 04:50:22 PM »
sweat shaders gonna sell ps5s

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #159 on: June 11, 2020, 04:50:52 PM »
Zion Williamson's sweat particles shoot out of the PS5 in real-time
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #160 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:11 PM »
You people would bitch if it was also just “sad dad” games.

Just admit you’d never be pleased.

You're the one being negative here.  Stop.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #161 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:36 PM »
I'm excited for the Spider-Man spinoff even though I still haven't played Spider-Man yet. I'm all for shorter/less filler&padding games and Miles is great.

I'll keep playing Ratchet, but the last one or two weren't great and were just following the Ratchet & Clank checklist. Hope this is a step back on track and innovative.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #162 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:52 PM »
Box Snacks?! :lol

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #163 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:53 PM »
BRB need some LSD to appreciate this trailer.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #164 on: June 11, 2020, 04:51:55 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

Flash forward to Nintendo's presentation thread in a month:

Rahx: "All these games fucking suck and are boring. Why are you people so excited?"
As someone with over 50 switch games and has been positive with Microsoft and Nintendo’s previous showings this is a lie.

But hey I can play this game too

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #165 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:06 PM »
I'm not okay with this body horror kid's game.
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #166 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:20 PM »
About the only thing I get excited for is WoW expansions and Cod.  These type of events never really do anything for me.  Still preordering.  :lol

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #167 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:21 PM »
Bug Snax, game of the show.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #168 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:32 PM »
.....a lot of these games are coming out on PS4, aren't they?  :lol
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #169 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:34 PM »
This is just wrong

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #171 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:48 PM »
The cringier version of animal crossing

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #172 on: June 11, 2020, 04:52:53 PM »
David Cronenberg's Island of Bugsnax
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #173 on: June 11, 2020, 04:53:23 PM »
Shu :lawd

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #174 on: June 11, 2020, 04:53:56 PM »
End of show, seriously  :doge

But first...one last reveal...
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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #175 on: June 11, 2020, 04:53:58 PM »
You people are cynical as fuck.

I like a small amount of games myself;  happy you like a variety, nothing cynical here... but I mostly play a few games a year that I can sink 100s of hours into and this all seems like mostly indie short games.

Curious what the Spiderman game actually is though.

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #176 on: June 11, 2020, 04:54:01 PM »
DEMON SOULS????

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« Reply #177 on: June 11, 2020, 04:54:25 PM »
DEMON SOULS!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #178 on: June 11, 2020, 04:54:45 PM »
Is this a remake?

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Re: Playstation 5 Reveal
« Reply #179 on: June 11, 2020, 04:54:46 PM »
I laughed pretty hard when ratchet looked exactly the same but with a transparent gimmick meant to jerk off the SSD.  :lol