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I don't think I watched any horror last year.

Maybe this year... Pet Sementery remake? Or Colour out of Space?

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I already watched most of the Friday the 13th movies last weekend to make my new video clip



and I did have a lot of fun watching them, they werent all great movies but Jason was pretty fucking cool. I never really saw any of these movies before.

I think I will watch Nightmare on Elm street next, never seen any of those either.
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Im 33 but was never a big horror guy
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Finally got around to Hereditary a few weeks back, and I must say, I was very surprised at how much I liked it. I see many people disliking the last 15 min or so as well, but even that I absolutely loved.

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I don't think I watched any horror last year.

Maybe this year... Pet Sementery remake? Or Colour out of Space?

Pet Semetary remake is dooky, watch Color Out of Space instead. At least it's got Nicolas Cage going ape shit.
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Movie 01
Fright Night (dir. Tom Holland, 1985)




A nice, cozy 80's classic to kick things off. Roddy McDowall is great as the Dollar Store Peter Cushing "Peter Vincent", as was Chris Sarandon as the Jerry the Vampire. The teenage lead was kinda lame, but I liked his doofy frienemy Evil Ed (who apparently did gay porno in the 90's :lol ). It had some nice effects work during the final confrontation.
3.5 Dubious Pleasures out of 5
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Spookies (dir. Brendan Faulkner, Thomas Doran, & Eugenie Joseph, 1986)




Hey, it's that Frankensteined-together horror movie that was showcased on Best of the Worst! Really the only redeeming value of this movie are some of the creature effects during the A-plot. The spider woman was the highlight of the movie. Everything else about it was honestly pretty horrible, bordering on completely unwatchable. I thought it'd be good for a laff, but this inept shit barely warrants a chuckle.
1/2 a Farting Muck Monster out of 5
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Should have just skipped straight to Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
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I don't think I watched any horror last year.

Maybe this year... Pet Sementery remake? Or Colour out of Space?

Don't do this.

Bad bad funny or baaaaad?

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It's supposed to be considerably better than the two House of... movies.
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Movie 03
Shivers (dir. David Cronenberg, 1975)


David Cronenberg's first horror feature (thanks Canadian tax payers) is a lot rougher around the edges than something like Videodrome or The Fly, but it still has the themes that he would work with for most of his career (body horror and deviant sexuality). A understated musical score and sparse dialog gives the sudden bursts of violence a surreal quality. The movie opens with a older man chasing a younger woman around an apartment, no music or dialog, until finally he strangles her to death. He then surgically disembowels her before slitting his own throat. We find out that the man was a doctor and he was working on creating a parasite that would reduce people to their most base sexual instincts. He felt that intelligence was an evolutionary trap and that it would be better if we could just turn the world into one big happy orgy. After testing the parasite on his 19-y/o mistress, he had second thoughts, and killed her and himself to stop the spread of the parasite. Of course it was too late, and the parasite is already running rampant all over the luxury apartment complex. Madness, violence, and wild sex ensues.
3 Is that a parasite in your pocket Or are you just happy to see me? out of 5


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Puppet Master (dir. David Schmoeller, 1989)


Some puppets kill some people. I guess that's enough for 12 sequels worth of material.
2 "I'm kind of a magician myself." out of 5
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I think there are even a couple of unofficial sequels

No Cronenberg, no go-nenberg.

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It's funny that Piper is known pretty much entirely for his speaking abilities in wrestling, yet he's easily the worst actor with the worst delivery of every line except the bubble gum line in the entire movie

John Nada is a man of the people, he no talk good.
Piper had a couple of nice action films with Billy Blanks. Tough and deadly has great stunts but Blanks is doing much of the lifting too there.
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Made it like 20 mins in to They Live Inside Us and stopped. Just so fucking boring.

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80s romp about a geeky vampire whose girlfriend was killed by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg and a giant hambone
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I need to see this
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Movie 05
Chopping Mall (dir. Jim Wynorski, 1986)



It's a dumb movie, but it's nice and to the point. It has killer robots and partying teens introduced within the first 10 minutes, then it gets right down to business. With a lean 75-minute running time, there's not much time for padding. (Although of course there's still room for a couple of nude scenes before the the robots start killing everyone.)
3 Non-Lethal Killbots out of 5

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Spiral (dir. Kurtis David Harder, 2020)



Also known as the gay Get Out, Spiral is about lovey-dovey couple Aaron and Malik and Aaron's teenage daughter Kayla leaving The Big City and moving out to a nice house in the country, where all the neighbors seem just a bit too nice. During the cold opening, Malik's boyfriend is killed during a homophobic attack 12 years earlier, and he never fully recovered, being instantly suspicious and paranoid of his new neighbors. Aaron tries to convince him everything is fine, but unsettling incidents keep happening and Malik starts to lose his grip on reality.

Overall, not a all-time banger, but it's a decent new movie that you can watch on the interwebs. The scares are few and far between, and mostly of the cheap variety. Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman puts in a fantastic performance as Malik, though.
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House of Wax and Masque of the Red Death are both on my list of movies to watch. Vincent Price :rejoice
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I don't usually do the Halloween marathon, but I've seen a shitload of horror movies lately anyway.



I wasn't a huge fan to be honest. It's the typical kind of slasher movies with some neat ideas that don't work out that well.
Visually it got some really nice camera work and some actors are decent, but overall it was a letdown.



Rewatched the Maniac Cop trilogy  :doge
First one is still a decent horror flick, but everything that follows is trash. Just don't expect alot.
Favorite thing is the main theme from the movie. Really gives the right mood.



I haven't seen Phantasm before. Felt like one of those good 80s horror movie with some cool ideas here and there, the obvious glaring weakpoints etc.
I still wonder how they managed to do 4 more movies with nearly the same cast.



Since I recently stumbled upon a highlight, which I'll mention later on, I tried out different movies from the same director.
The Church was one of those movies and it wasn't really a good experience.
Just doesn't click and connecting the different ideas isn't something that director manages to pull off.



I've already seen it in the past and wanted to watch it again, now that there's a 4k version out there.
Feels like alot of those italian flicks trying to cash in on a popular american version.
While they tried to cash in on the name of Dawn of the Dead and sold it as Zombi 2, it's nowhere near the quality of a Romero film.
It's still a decent movie for various reasons like the OST, some incredible ideas like the zombie vs shark scene, some of the gore scenes and generally just hitting the right mood.
While there are still alot of shortcomings like the makeup, the "action" scenes later on and some of the acting, I will still come back and watch it again.


Demons 1 and 2 or Dance of the Demons.
I watched them back to back.
First one was another decent horror movie. Just has the right flair with the scenery. Far from being anywhere special, but I liked it.
Second one is based upon the same idea and copies alot of stuff. It's kinda weird seeing ALOT of actors from the first movie in this one with different roles.
Sadly it's a letdown and they should have went into a different area. Feels like a cheap cash in.




The last one that I found a while ago is by far my favorite from the list. Even going so far to say that this movie will move into my top horror movie list.
Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetary Man is a weird mixture of alot of elements. Horror, black humor, romance and at times thought provoking.
A movie that is quite unique within the genre and suprised me alot. The connection of those elements, combined with the creativity, the amazing acting that brings those wonderful characters to life is a match made in heaven.
At first I was REALLY cautious. The big horror period for italian movies was in the 80s. There aren't alot of movies from the 90s that people even know about, so I was pleasently suprised.




Last but not least the biggest pile of trash I've come across.
It's a zombie movie from the 80s called Burial Ground.
Bad in every possible way. Acting, setting, "characters and storyline", camera work, music, makeup etc. etc.
Among the worst thing is the english dub and you'll get a taste of it with the linked scene above.
Speaking of the scene, it's really one of the weirdest movies out there.
The actor is a rather small guy (he was 25 at the time of the movie) and plays the young son. Which is already pretty damn weird, only gets beaten by the  try to implement incest as a theme  :lol
Trying to set his mothers tits free seems to be his main target, regardless if he's human or as zombie later on.

Honestly just watch the scene.  :lol :lol
The scene starts at 11:15 in the video.

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Not exactly, but there's a similar situation.

He played the star in the original Maniac Cop and flat out admitted only doing it for money.
As far as I know he didn't really want to play in the sequel and they killed him off quite fast in the beginning.

Robert Z'Dar is the only constant in every movie. 3rd one is the worst.

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I think Sam Raimi did a cameo for Maniac Cop, but that's about it.

Also they got "inspired" by Terminator quite a bit in part 2  :doge
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9. Rockula (1990)


Cannon Films presents :jeb


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Was expecting some true Best of the Worst tier trash, what I actually got was a most exquisite (late) 80s romp about a geeky vampire whose girlfriend was killed by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg and a giant hambone. Since he did nothing to save her, he is cursed to have his love reincarnate and every 22 years they meet again and she dies on Halloween night at the hands of a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg and a giant hambone. It's not a musical, but there are multiple musical performances because the current reincarnated love is a musician, and also the titular Rockula is also a musician so their romance is centered at the club and musical performances.

The look and tone I'd say is most like Bill and Ted and/or Little Monsters. It's very light, goofy, silly. Also god damn Toni Basil in this is so :mouf This also features the SHE BLINDED ME BY SCIENCE guy as the antagonist, Bo Diddly in a full spandex outfit, and a rap number that rhymes Mina with wiener.

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I saw that title, and thought "Wasn't Thomas Dolby in that movie?" I loved that movie in the days before cable became widespread. I think a friend recorded it on VHS for me, and I watched it repeatedly.

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if you think that's bad dig up hellraiser revelations



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Movie 07
The City of Lost Children (dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro, 1995)



Not exactly a horror movie, but it definitely has a dark fairytale vibe that feels appropriate for the season. And also it's free on Prime now, so that's pretty sweet. And also I just really like this movie.
4 Narcoleptic Clones out of 5
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Van Helsing is too long and busy but I still think it's part of Stephen Sommers good run.
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13. Van Helsing (2004)


:dead Literally the only problem I have with this movie is it is too fucking long (over 2 hours wtf). This is a camp classic that seems far more inspired by Sam Raimi movies than the actual Universal Horror movies it is playing off of and exploiting. It's dumb as hell and absolutely ABSURD. :jeb

Van Helsing is actually the angel Gabriel who works for the church that is basically Assassin's Creed to hunt down monsters, Dracula is trying to use Dr. Frankenstein's notes to create life and use the Monster and Wolfman as his henchmen. Van Helsing is also tasked to help a Roma princess whose family line will not be able to get into heaven unless Dracula is killed. And also Van Helsing is basically Batman/Wolverine/Iron Man rolled into one and has a full blown Q/Bond scene on top of all that. Oh yeah and he turns into a werewolf by the end of the movie :lol


 :klob

Campy classic? I was thinking “busy, directionless, overwrought mishmash,” but with that questionable Dracula performance, you may be into something. 

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Shout Factory Friday the 13th collection should come in tomorrow  :rejoice

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Movie 08
Suicide Club (dir. Sion Sono, 2001)




I like this movie, but I still don't really understand it. When the girl yells "I'M CONNECTED TO MYSELF!" at the end and then all the children start clapping....is this the Human Instrumentality Project? Are we in the 3rd Impact?
4 Flesh Chains out of 5
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Yeah the first movie is kinda boring and ass
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Movie 09
Critters (dir. Stephen Herek, 1986)


Interesting Fact: The director of Critters went on to direct a trio ol live-action Disney movies in the 90's; Mighty Ducks, The Three Musketeers, and 101 Dalmatians.
3 Disney Movies out of 5


Movie 10
The Mortuary Collection (dir. Ryan Spindell, 2020)


A pretty solid anthology horror movie with some nice practical gore effects. Starring The Kurgan/Mr. Krabs as the Cryptkeeper analogue.
4 tales of ironic comeuppance out of 5
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Japan’s manga-to-movie adaptation of I AM A HERO.

Difficult to recommend. It’s an interesting take on zombies, where a bite-transferred virus turns people into rage zombies. They mumble phrases of their previous life, and maintain some habits. The typical habit of sticking a couple of popular idols in lead roles is present, but neither is pressed to demonstrate acting chops, so it’s less of a detriment than usual. The biggest problem is failing to land on a genre. Is it an action movie? Dark comedy? It’s not a zombie movie. I guess it’s just “splatter.”

I’m watching the credits now, and was thinking how much that seemed like a Korean film rather than a Japanese one, and the credits are riddled with Korean names. I guess it was a joint production.

It took me three tries before I finally finish the film. Are usually want to watch zombie movies, but this one just wasn’t it. I had read the first volume of the manga and enjoyed it, so this movie was a bit of a disappointment.

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The manga is a bit of a meandering mess that leaves a lot of story threads unresolved. Looking back, I don't actually know what it's about.

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Movie 11
8mm (dir. Joel Schumacher, 1999)



I'd never seen this before, but Amazon Prime had it listed as a horror movie, so I was expecting something really dark. And it was dark, but also kinda quaint at the same time, if that makes sense. Almost all the violence is quick cuts that take place mostly off-screen, which apparently they had to do to avoid an NC-17 rating, but only a few years later you had movies like Saw and Hostel getting away with a lot more on-screen violence. But still, I found Se7en to be absolutely terrifying when I saw it and I don't think 8mm is on that level either. Although, it has been nearly 20 years since the last time I saw Se7en, so maybe I was just a more impressionable lad back then.

Anyway, saying all that, I did really enjoy 8mm. I wouldn't consider it a horror movie, more like just a mystery. For a movie about snuff films and sleazy low-budget porn lords, I would classify it as "fun". It had some great Nicolas Cage-ing, his character's barely concealed buttlust for Joaquin Phoenix, and also good supporting performances from James Gandolfini and Peter Stormare being just downright evil sleaze tycoons.
4mm out of 5
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Bride of Re-Animator
Wasn't a huge fan and feels like it should have never gotten a sequel.

The House by the Cemetery
Decent horror movie with a combination of certain genre aspects. Some things haven't aged that well, but if you like Fulci and his movies I would give it a try.

Dead and Buried
Another old horror flick. I was quite suprised by the date. Felt even older and yet it was another decent experience. Nothing outstanding or something you'll watch again, but something you can try out.

Tales from the Darkside
This wasn't really good. Despite some rather big actors (Buscemi, Slater, Julianne Moore etc.) it falls flat. It feels like that was supposed to be Creepshow 3 with more stories from King and others.
3 different tales and there wasn't a single good one. The cat from hell one had me laughing quite a few times because it was that bad and hilarious.

Maniac original
Never seen it before. It was pretty hard to digest and that wasn't due the gore, allthough Savini really overdid it. Enjoyed the take on the mental instability and Spinelli did really well.
It was a decent horror movie, but I don't think it's for everyone.

Maniac remake
The remake was produced by Aja and directed by one of his friends. Elijah Wood takes over the role of the killer and he does pretty damn well. I have to say that's how you'll do a remake of a horror movie. Keeping the foundation, switching a few things and adding your own spin.
Good movie that could have been better, but I expected far worse.

Nightshift
Trash

Needful Things
Another movie based on a King book.
Far better than Nightshift. Mostly gets carried by the great acting by Max von Sydow. I haven't read the book, so I can't really judge how well they've adapted it.
Good movie.

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The Maniac remake soundtrack is so good.

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Everything after Jason Lives is pretty awful. Well tbh, most of the stuff that came before was too, but you know. :lol
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I prefer 3D. :mouf
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I enjoyed this film; it had an unsettling sensibility about it. I had already guessed the final reveal's central conceit in the opening scene, and didn’t much care for the unnecessary exposition/explanation. But I truly liked the film, start to finish. Peele has a unique voice, clearly appreciates other films, and I can’t wait for his next one.
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Movie 12
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (dir. André Øvredal, 2016)



I haven't watched as many horror movies as I wanted to this year because of too much simping for vtubers reasons, but I'm going to try to finish strong in this last week.

The Autopsy of Jane Doe is about a father and son team of small-town coroners that get handed a perfectly preserved body of a young lady that was found at the scene of a grisly homicide. The police want answers fast, so they're forced to pull an all-nighter during an intense thunderstorm, where none of the facts add up. *ominous rumble* This was a brisk and effective 85-minute chiller that took full advantage of limited locations and budget to build a tense atmosphere, along with a great performance by Brian Cox. Unfortunately, after all the build-up, the ending less of a bang and more of a wet fart. Still, a fun movie.
4 gunshot blasts to the face out of 5
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35. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

First off, 4 years is too long between horror sequels. Whatever sequel to H20, if there had to be one (which there didn't have to be one), it should have come out in 2000 at the latest. Secondly, to follow up what was clearly meant to be the grand finale of the series by retconning the ending in the first 10 minutes and killing off the main hero of the series is a pretty questionable move. But there was money to be made, I suppose. I think what fascinates me most about this movie is how far away it is from the original piece. We've gone from a simple story about a masked killer with no background coming after a teenage girl for no apparent reason, filmed on location with long, slow steadicam shots, with a very slow and deliberate pacing and peppered with a minimalist score of 3 varying themes, and an almost complete lack of gore or effects, and Michael gets his ass kicked in a kung fu fight by a rapper who was allowed to basically rewrite the movie to suit him.

Then you have this movie, the 8th in the series, in its 3rd continuity, and it's set around a reality show livestream in the Myers house with 30% of the movie being on webcams from the early 2000s blown up to movie screen size, with constant shaky cam cuts and random slow down and Michael Myers inserts into the camera feeds, as well as a bunch of generic orchestral horror movie music and weird ass hip hop beats or trash rock. Laurie is dead, Loomis is dead, the whole middle part of the series is excised. There's no one chasing him. He's not chasing anyone. He's now just a monster in a haunted house. And it so happens there's now an internet reality show streaming from said house. Carpenter and Hill haven't been involved since the 3rd movie. None of the people involved in 4-6 are involved. I don't think anyone from H20 is even involved beyond Jamie Lee Curtis and the producers. There's no attempt to make this look like the Mid West, no attempt to not clearly be on a sound stage.

After this, the only remaining big slasher movie is the Freddy vs Jason crossover that certainly didn't follow the template of either franchise and ended both timelines. The same year, the horror remake era kicked off with TCM and torture porn genre with Saw in 2004, so this is really the swan song of the traditional slasher genre that started with Halloween in 1978, pretty much crashed with Halloween 5 (and F13th 8, ANOES 5) in 1989, was revived by Scream in 1996, and then was dead again by 2000. Of course it is terrible. Busta Rhymes completely hijacks the movie and no one even tried to stop him, even when he was kung fu fighting with Michael. It's just so far removed from the original it is hard to be as mad at it like 5/6 or the Zombie remakes.

Then they followed this up with two Rob Zombie entries. :notlikethis
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Movie 13
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (dir. Tom McLoughlin, 1986)



This is peak Friday, just hook it into my veins.  :delicious

The opening with Tommy and Horshack digging up Jason and Jason getting struck by lightning and coming back to life, the James Bond parody bit, the triple decapitation, the girl trying to bribe Jason with money only to be impaled and have her money and credit cards float away uselessly; signifying Jason's rejection of Capitalism, the Alice Cooper songs! It's not perfect, it drags in the middle section where the police are like "Durrr, Jason is just a myth!" and they arrest Tommy and then he escapes and then they arrest him again and then he escapes again, but it's as close to perfect as any F13 sequel is gonna get.
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Like, how good of a cover-up operation are the Crystal Green Lake County authorities running that they've convinced everyone that a guy that killed 30+ people during the events of Friday the 13th II, III, and IV was just an urban legend, less than 10 years after it happened? All the teenagers just think Jason is some boogeyman story even though they would have been probably like 10-12 when it happened. :doge
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The first Zombie one is like....it's hard to see someone miss the point by so much. Especially a guy whose entire life is steeped in spooky shit and B movies. Yet he doesn't understand Halloween at all or why it is such an enduring classic. I think what makes it so offensive is how aggressive he was about making a point to ruin a sacred cow and why people wouldn't like it, but effectively all he did was graft on 25 minutes of his white trash shit and then pretty much remade the original scene for scene but with cursing and blood everywhere and the Laurie is Michael's sister reveal. He just doesn't get it at all and was so indignant about it, even trashing John Carpenter at the time.  It seemed like he didn't like Halloween at all and didn't want to make the movie in the first place.

The second one at least had its own idea (after the first 15-20 mins at least), one which isn't used very often in horror movies, which is what happens realistically to the survivor of these such events, but it's also full of absolute nonsense 12 year old dream psychology bullshit and at one point turns into a Smashing Pumpkins music video. And he also didn't want to make that one either.

WHY DID YOU MAKE THESE MOVIES, ROBERT ZOMBIE?

2 minutes later and I’m still giggling about “Robert Zombie.”