Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14669 times)

BIONIC · « **Reply #180 on:** October 05, 2020, 09:07:29 AM »

FACT CHECK: Trump is a fit, virile, young man

remy · « **Reply #181 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:04:48 AM »

the trump as a healthy viral buff super stud is the weirdest right wing cognition

Nintex · « **Reply #182 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:15:47 AM »

How the hell did he recover in 3 days.

This man's chaotic energy is off the charts.
If not even the deadliest virus since 1920 can stump the Trump why do people think mail-in ballots can?
He will just eat the mail or set it on fire or both.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #183 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:18:44 AM »

Narrator: He didn't.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #184 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:38:02 AM »

Can you use them for quick gains?

Himu · « **Reply #185 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:16:46 AM »

jfc

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1313134140359933959

Nintex · « **Reply #186 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:32:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1313125654897008641

this take

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1313154949115793409

this take

james · « **Reply #187 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:10:01 PM »

Kelleyanne conways daughter has it

Someone with tik tok please keep us appraised of this development

Nintex · « **Reply #188 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:23:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1313129608812912646

Quote

According to sources, Don Jr. has told friends that he tried lobbying Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, and Jared Kushner to convince the president that he needs to stop acting unstable. “Don Jr. has said he wants to stage an intervention, but Jared and Ivanka keep telling Trump how great he’s doing,”

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1313175430615240704

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #189 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:39:31 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

he'll be on a vent by sunday

[close]

bork · « **Reply #190 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 05, 2020, 12:39:22 PM

It's been deleted, what kind of :smoothbrain: thing was it

Appears to have been an edit- they probably deleted a cough or something.

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #191 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:47:28 PM »

Quote

I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

Dude is high on oxy

Nintex · « **Reply #192 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:51:22 PM »

No campaign management to reign him in, no press secretary to make statements on his behalf.

This is going to be Trump Unleashed

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #193 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:51:49 PM »

Well there goes any chance for him having a more nuanced take on corvid. I guess anyone who dies of it now was letting it happen and anti-maskers are just living thier life.

stufte · « **Reply #194 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:57:03 PM »

Anyone who thought he'd have some sort of epiphany and change his mind on masks or the virus are just as stupid as his MAGAt followers.

james · « **Reply #195 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:59:11 PM »

I hope the idiot democrats who felt bad for him this weekend learn a fucking lesson.

They won't.

Nintex · « **Reply #196 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:36:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1313199015308259328

wtf is this

Dr. also says no signs of live virus anymore and Trump is no longer contagious.

tiesto · « **Reply #197 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:40:41 PM »

Exactly what I predicted to happen. He'd be one of the lucky ones, survive it without needing a ventilator, and then continue to downplay it... Karma doesn't exist, especially for the rich :/

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #198 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:48:25 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 05, 2020, 03:40:41 PM

Exactly what I predicted to happen. He'd be one of the lucky ones, survive it without needing a ventilator, and then continue to downplay it... Karma doesn't exist, especially for the rich :/

Trump is not in the clear by any stretch.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/05/timeline-boris-johnson-and-coronavirus

This Trump trying really hard to project strength to his dumbfuck base.

james · « **Reply #199 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:50:06 PM »

Guys Hugo Chavez did this for like 2 years. He was reported dead multiple times.

Its the strongman playbook

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #200 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:53:29 PM »

bolisnaro has had it about 7 times, corona is overrated

T-Short · « **Reply #201 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:01:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1313192280971452418

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #202 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:10:30 PM »

Eh I'm sure nothing bad will happen. Nothing seems to stop Trump and all this has done is make the left look stupid(again). It's pretty much a win win for Trump. Now he can speak from experince and say Corna is nothing to worry about. This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.

Get ready for four more years.

Now I am starting to understand voter apathy.

shosta · « **Reply #203 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 04:10:30 PM

This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.

Within three days Trump went from having the worst debate performance of his life to infecting multiple senators, staff, and donors with a deadly virus and is currently making a public spectacle of himself with the possibility of his death in the near future.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #204 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:19:10 PM »

That's what it looks like to you and me.

But these last four years have taught me that reality dosen't exist anymore.

I hope a majority of the American populace can see that, but I mean who can say anymore.

BIONIC · « **Reply #205 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:20:05 PM »

Quote from: shosta on October 05, 2020, 04:14:51 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 04:10:30 PM
This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.
Within three days Trump went from having the worst debate performance of his life to infecting multiple senators, staff, and donors with a deadly virus and is currently making a public spectacle of himself with the possibility of his death in the near future.

Sounds like a great leader to me. He has my vote

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #206 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:26:12 PM »

Quote from: shosta on October 05, 2020, 04:14:51 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 04:10:30 PM
This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.
Within three days Trump went from having the worst debate performance of his life to infecting multiple senators, staff, and donors with a deadly virus and is currently making a public spectacle of himself with the possibility of his death in the near future.

He not only beat Biden, he beat Covid all within seven days.

Nintex · « **Reply #207 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:26:32 PM »

I wonder if CNN will collectively commit Seppuku live on air if Trump wins again November 3rd through the rust belt and picks up another state like Minnesota or Nevada while they've anxiously waited all night for Texas to flip.

naff · « **Reply #208 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:30:14 PM »

either trump dies and covid proves him not to be the winner, or trump lives and he declares himself the ultimate winner and gloats as if it's because he has stronger resolve, like those who died were just soft. there's no middle ground.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #209 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:33:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070
"Don't be afraid of COVID."

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #210 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:43:17 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/sgallman/status/1313210981904982016

Please let his doctors give him steroids before the debate.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #211 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:45:45 PM »

Give him 500 grams of test and 50 grams of ~~dbol~~ anavar

Coitus · « **Reply #212 on:** October 05, 2020, 05:25:41 PM »

Aren't you supposed to quarantine for 14 days after symptoms improve?

I hope he collapses on the stage.

Nintex · « **Reply #213 on:** October 05, 2020, 05:27:50 PM »

2 days until Harris / Pence debate. Will Trump be in the audience?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #214 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:02:40 PM »

Guys, Trump is basically Idiot Wolverine. His healing factor is off the charts, if eating like a shit covered raccoon and being 74 doesn't kill him, probably nothing will.

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #215 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:04:31 PM »

Time for Biden to demand a drug test this time.

CADborted · « **Reply #216 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 05, 2020, 06:02:40 PM

Guys, Trump is basically Idiot Wolverine.

Tangerine.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #217 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:12:06 PM »

get in da choppa

Oblivion · « **Reply #218 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on October 05, 2020, 04:01:08 PM

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1313192280971452418

Nintex · « **Reply #219 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:50:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1313249270494101507

Trump's back. Definitely him with the wanking fists and stairs phobia and not a body double.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #220 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:56:58 PM »

https://www.theonion.com/trump-supporters-fighting-over-used-tissues-president-t-1845276433?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2020-10-05

Trump Supporters Fighting Over Used Tissues President Tossed From SUV

BETHESDA, MD—Clawing at each other as they grabbed up his discarded, mucus-filled wipings, supporters of President Donald Trump reportedly fought over the used facial tissues he tossed from his SUV Sunday as his motorcade passed by outside Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “Fuck you, that one’s mine!” said Lewis Reynolds, a 33-year-old presidential well-wisher who was seen exchanging blows with other Trump fans as they brawled in the street to secure possession of one of the dozen or so crumpled-up and fully saturated tissues. “Give it back! He was looking at me when he threw it out. I was standing right here waiting to catch it during his whole coughing fit, and then you swooped in at the last second and stole it from me!” Having emerged from the struggle with a tissue to take home, a visibly excited Reynolds told reporters he would be preserving it for posterity and was “never going to wash [his] hands again!”

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #221 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:04:38 PM »

the fuck is going on

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #222 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:05:47 PM »

Trump is maskless in the doorway for a photo-op.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #223 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:22:59 PM »

I have remained firm in my ironclad conviction that I have no idea what is going on

thisismyusername · « **Reply #224 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 05, 2020, 04:43:17 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/sgallman/status/1313210981904982016

Please let his doctors give him steroids before the debate.

May Allah take them both. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🦀🦀🦀

tiesto · « **Reply #225 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:36:03 PM »

Already seeing the fucker anti-maskers downplaying the virus because Trump survived it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #226 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:43:35 PM »

It is what it is!

stufte · « **Reply #227 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:46:51 PM »

Claudia Connway: the most reliable source of news

https://twitter.com/SailorZZtar/status/1313234717106470917

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #228 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:48:15 PM »

Quote from: stufte on October 05, 2020, 07:46:51 PM

Claudia Connway: the most reliable source of news

https://twitter.com/SailorZZtar/status/1313234717106470917

thisismyusername · « **Reply #229 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 05, 2020, 07:39:36 PM

This dude seriously had someone do his make up so he could go home, immediately take his mask off, then film a commercial or twitter video, then kept his mask off while people were all up around him WHILE HE STILL HAS COVID, at a building where close to 30 people have come down with COVID in the past week, including house staff that didn't even have direct contact with any of the known people who have had it.

Yes, and?

Trumps "draining the swamp," just not in the way anyone expected.

Nintex · « **Reply #230 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:48:59 PM »

CNN calls him Mussolini and the blue checkmarks Hitler because he stared and saluted the helicopter pilots as they lifted off from the White House lawn.

~~for what it is worth on TikTok Claudia Conway said he's not doing well at all and the doctors could merely stabilize him.~~

beaten like Claudia Conway when her mom finds out she's using TikTok again

james · « **Reply #231 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:02:08 PM »

Quote from: james on October 05, 2020, 02:10:01 PM

Kelleyanne conways daughter has it

Someone with tik tok please keep us appraised of this development

I told u

Nintex · « **Reply #232 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:03:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313267615083761665

Oblivion · « **Reply #233 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:28:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1313270594314461186

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #234 on:** October 05, 2020, 09:49:03 PM »

nobody realizes that joy Reid was being facetious?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #235 on:** October 05, 2020, 09:57:09 PM »

The Mussolini comment

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #236 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:19:26 PM »

What?

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #237 on:** October 06, 2020, 03:00:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/ZManUN/status/1313264701506301963

I hope he shit talks Cain-dog for dying from rona

kingv · « **Reply #238 on:** October 06, 2020, 03:59:06 AM »

He will but do it in a racist way.

“I don’t know why I beat and Herman Cain didnt. I love Herman Cain. They say it’s worse for the blacks. They love me by the way”

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #239 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:09:39 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/j5yzc6/kellyanne_conway_freaks_out_at_her_daughter_about/

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Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14669 times)