"alright the first time we tried the vid, it turned out popping in an entire tendie was too much of a mouthful to get the words out at a reasonable cadence. we could work with that but the voting public doesn't like to see cuts in a video, it feels less natural, so this time we need you to peel off tiny chunks of one tendie. it won't be enough to taste but that's alright, we just need you eating. put your hands really close to the camera so it will make the tendie look bigger, it'll seem like you're really eating a lot of it that way. the casual friendly feel of talking with your mouth occupied will really get the message across that you're not mad at all"
