Another great JJS timeline:
1996 December 20 - Josh gets his Nintendo 64
2000 December 5 - Josh becomes a reverend through the Universal Life Church
2001 November 20 - Josh gets his Nintendo GameCube
2001 December 20 - Josh gets glasses
2006 January 2 - JJSWiki is born
2006 August 28 - Josh gets his DS Lite
2006 November 19 - Josh gets his Wii
2008 March 6 - Josh gets new glasses
Very, very sad. A lifetime of events is boiled down into when he got his beloved Nintendo systems, when he started his shitty website, and when he got glasses. What the fuck is wrong with people, and why did I just spend 10 minutes looking around at his website?!?