Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3019465 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30780 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:25:21 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:22:17 PM

:'(

Hey, uh, you're still cool.

It's just that Jinfash and I would willingly enter a steel cage match for lennedsay.

... I buy you a frosty beverage, though

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30781 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:26:58 PM »

Also, I wouldn't post pictures of your bum without consent.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30782 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:18:44 PM

Jinfash and I are lennedsay type of guys.

she dont fucken like you!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30783 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:27:44 PM »

Actually I think Kosma is the perfect match for electirkluv.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30784 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:28:32 PM »

She'd rather remain STD-free

BlackMage · « **Reply #30785 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 08:28:32 PM

She'd rather remain STD-free

yeah she might get HPolishV

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30786 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:29:54 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 11, 2009, 08:27:24 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:18:44 PM
Jinfash and I are lennedsay type of guys.

she dont fucken like you!

Oh, BlackMage. Don't be jealous. Just because Jinfash and I are superior suitors, doesn't mean we still won't talk to you after our intense courting of lennedsay. If you're nice - one of us might even send you a postcard from our honeymoon.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30787 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:30:32 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 08:28:32 PM

She'd rather remain STD-free

Life is a disease, man. Sexually transmitted and always fatal.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #30788 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:25:21 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:22:17 PM
:'(

Hey, uh, you're still cool.

It's just that Jinfash and I would willingly enter a steel cage match for lennedsay.

... I buy you a frosty beverage, though

Thats ok, I'd do the same for lennedsay too

lennedsay · « **Reply #30789 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:00 PM »

Hey now. Team Electrikluv + Team Lennedsay, not vs.!

EB orgy

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30790 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 11, 2009, 08:30:32 PM

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 08:28:32 PM
She'd rather remain STD-free

Life is a disease, man. Sexually transmitted and always fatal.

but life doesn't always produce burning irritation when you pee.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30791 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 08:28:32 PM

She'd rather remain STD-free

But then he'll get taint from Yixian. I think it's fair.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30792 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:31 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30793 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:35 PM »

But I really don't want to hang out with Yixian. $:-\$

lennedsay · « **Reply #30794 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:33:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 11, 2009, 08:32:31 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love you most.

You brought EB to me, on a silver platter, and fed threads to me like grapes.

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BlackMage · « **Reply #30795 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:34:35 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 08:33:47 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on August 11, 2009, 08:32:31 PM

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I love you most. You brought EB to me, on a silver platter, and fed threads to me like grapes.
[close]

I also thought you were a dude but i digress!

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30796 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:35:15 PM »

For some reason this video seems highly appropriate:

[youtube=560,345]TzYnlHZeSjw[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30797 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:35:25 PM »

But lennedsay, Jinfash and I can provide you things - things BlackMage can't even imagine - that you have always wanted.

We have such sights to show you!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30798 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:36:18 PM »

I call team FLATWOODS. I'm going to get in on the ground floor and wait for a Swiss gentleman to steal her.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30799 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:35:25 PM

But lennedsay, Jinfash and I can provide you things - things BlackMage can't even imagine - that you have always wanted.

We have such sights to show you!

yeah like his dreidel collection

etiolate · « **Reply #30800 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:37:31 PM »

e-drama for shame, kick some arse eluv

MEANWHILE IN NORCAL

[youtube=560,345]rpMLYBjezWg[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30801 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:37:55 PM »

See, that's why BlackMage can never afford nice things.

... Join us, lennedsay, and the world will be your oyster!

(That is if you like oysters, if not, I'd gladly settle for another shellfish or food group altogether)

lennedsay · « **Reply #30802 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:38:09 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 11, 2009, 08:36:35 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:35:25 PM
But lennedsay, Jinfash and I can provide you things - things BlackMage can't even imagine - that you have always wanted.

We have such sights to show you!

yeah like his dreidel collection

:smugjew

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30803 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:38:34 PM »

I thought we had something special, lennedsay.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30804 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:38:41 PM »

Truth is only the engineers, doctors and lawyers among us have a chance

lennedsay · « **Reply #30805 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:38:34 PM

I thought we had something special, lennedsay.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30806 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:39:33 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30807 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:39:42 PM »

SHOTS FIRED

elektrikluv · « **Reply #30808 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:40:37 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 08:32:00 PM

Hey now. Team Electrikluv + Team Lennedsay, not vs.!

EB orgy

We don't come alone, only as a pair

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30809 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:40:58 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 11, 2009, 08:38:41 PM

Truth is only the engineers, doctors and lawyers among us have a chance

A reason to finish my degree!

BlackMage · « **Reply #30810 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:41:28 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:40:37 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 08:32:00 PM
Hey now. Team Electrikluv + Team Lennedsay, not vs.!

EB orgy

We don't come alone, only as a pair

two girls at the same time?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30811 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:41:51 PM »

If that's true, I'm bailing out.

Yixian = No Sale

... Oh well, lennedsay and I had a good run. Now I must turn my attentions to another e-dame and fend off other suitors as we do Internet battle for hearts and minds.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30812 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:42:06 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:40:37 PM

We don't come alone, only as a pair

I just came in a pair, a pair of boxers.

lennedsay · « **Reply #30813 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:42:43 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:40:37 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 08:32:00 PM
Hey now. Team Electrikluv + Team Lennedsay, not vs.!

EB orgy

We don't come alone, only as a pair

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30814 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:43:39 PM »

Someone invite another girl here for us to fawn over.

Preferably one that doesn't live in the same country as Yixian.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30815 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:43:41 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on August 11, 2009, 08:22:17 PM

:'(

Aren't you mad at Yixian?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30816 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:45:27 PM »

No, she is still seduced by his demon eyes and false promises.

... Is it too late to jump on the Cyanista bandwagon?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30817 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:49:46 PM »

Plus he's like the total opposite of the person he is on the internet!

BlackMage · « **Reply #30818 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:51:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:45:27 PM

No, she is still seduced by his demon eyes and false promises.

... Is it too late to jump on the Cyanista bandwagon?

you could always bring lunaclover over to satisfy your big appetite

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30819 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:51:48 PM »

In real life, he must be a smooth, charming sexual dynamo with diverse taste in music and arts.

... I don't know who that is, BlackMage. And from your post, are you implying she is a LARGE WOMAN?

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #30820 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:52:04 PM »

i recommend not making snide sexual advances towards cyanista unless you feel like being emasculated

lennedsay · « **Reply #30821 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:53:06 PM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on August 11, 2009, 08:52:04 PM

i recommend not making snide sexual advances towards cyanista unless you feel like being emasculated

Or enjoy it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30822 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:53:23 PM »

Maybe that turns me on, Bam.

To be fair, Cyanista scares me too much to be viewed as a sexual object.

demi · « **Reply #30823 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:55:02 PM »

I would be ok with LunaClover as well. As long as she brings her husband.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30824 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:55:21 PM »

ill take a stab at her. someone help me with a charming PM for cyanista.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30825 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:55:34 PM »

Is her husband a BEAR?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30826 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:56:21 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 11, 2009, 08:55:21 PM

ill take a stab at her. someone help me with a charming PM for cyanista.

don't ask arvie or Bebpo

edit: or me based on my success with slave girl

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30827 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:58:27 PM »

Here you go, BlackMage:

Dear Cyanista,
I read in that G.I. Joe thread that your bosom is too large for novelty t-shirts. That must be so horrible, to have all those Internet mouth breathers just respecting you for your body. I can't imagine the teasing and mocking you had to endure during your middle and high school years. Would you like to talk about it?

I think you're smart - I really dig your witty retorts and sharp humor. And I'm not saying for a woman, but as a person, that I really respect. I know your life might be tough, so if you ever need someone to talk to, let me know.

You do have friends on The Bore.

Sincerely,
Paul "BlackMage" Weiner

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30828 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:00:02 PM »

PS if i send you that t-shirt, will you model it for me?

BlackMage · « **Reply #30829 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 08:58:27 PM

Here you go, BlackMage:

Dear Cyanista,
I read in that G.I. Joe thread that your bosom is too large for novelty t-shirts. That must be so horrible, to have all those Internet mouth breathers just respecting you for your body. I can't imagine the teasing and mocking you had to endure during your middle and high school years. Would you like to talk about it?

I think you're smart - I really dig your witty retorts and sharp humor. And I'm not saying for a woman, but as a person, that I really respect. I know your life might be tough, so if you ever need someone to talk to, let me know.

You do have friends on The Bore.

Sincerely,
Paul "BlackMage" Weiner

sent. ::crosses fingers::

damn will you are quite good at this i may need to in the future.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30830 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:00:53 PM »

Why can't I see embeded youtube links, someone help me plz

btw good to hear you guys are gonna work it out. Yix is definitely an ass on GAF, but he's been cool when I've talked to him on facebook

lennedsay · « **Reply #30831 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:01:37 PM »

:'(

BlackMage · « **Reply #30832 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:01:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2009, 09:00:53 PM

Why can't I see embeded youtube links, someone help me plz

btw good to hear you guys are gonna work it out. Yix is definitely an ass on GAF, but he's been cool when I've talked to him on facebook

hey can we be facebook buds?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30833 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:02:00 PM »

Maurice using reverse psychology. Niiice.

("When they break up, she'll think I was supportive and not some opportunist - and that's when I make my move!")

BlackMage · « **Reply #30834 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 09:01:37 PM

:'(

it was a joke, i swear!!!!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30835 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2009, 09:02:00 PM

Maurice using reverse psychology. Niiice.

("When they break up, she'll think I was supportive and not some opportunist - and that's when I make my move!")

Way to ruin his plan.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30836 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:03:32 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 11, 2009, 09:01:37 PM

:'(

Even though it was never meant to be, I will always harbor an e-crush for you deep within my solid state drive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30837 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:04:08 PM »

dammit

I was looking up Europe flight plans

lennedsay · « **Reply #30838 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:04:51 PM »

PD, I think you wanted me to add you on FB once and I didn't. No offense. I never fucking use it and get pissed off on the rare occasion I get an email stating I got a message or whatever. All of my friends on there don't really use it or only use it for the silly apps, and I always get added by people I hated in high school.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30839 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:05:17 PM »

As with alcohol, forums represent the true nature of ourselves

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3019465 times)