Just to be clear, I am not a panties expert or anything.
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I'm still partial to baardhimself before he got nailed.
i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.
this is all fucking bullshit. we should declare war on north korea, china and iran. none of this pissy helping out, outright take over the fucking country and slaughter everyone who picks up a weapon. in the medieval days thats how shit worked, and it worked well. great britain ruled the fucking world, and every single country they owned and gave back is great nowdays. (not including the fucked up african countries)
ate 200 grams of cocaine in a nice burger and woke up laying in the street in moldovia with two broken forearms
Was at the old yankee stadium in about 2000. Having a nightmare day having survived a hit and run car crash earlier which left me with a $13,000 vehicle right-off and broke up my girlfriend the night previously. The guy behind me was shouting all night, had spilled his beer on the floor and it had dripped onto my clean yankees jersey, he had tested my patience all night and then the orioles hit a home run and he lept up, dropped his hot dog directly onto my cap, rolling into my lap and coating my trousers with mustard. I totally fucking lost it, turned around and punched him. He was standing and I got him right in the balls. I was so angry I wanted to throw him off the upper tier but he was having none and he punched me back in the top of the head before i knew what was happening. The guy was big and I had no chance of beating him in a fight so I just lept over the front row and ran away. I got into the empty concourse and he was following me, being heavy set I wasnt gunna out run him and he would pound me (a 6 foot obnoxious tattood angry guy he was) I jumped into the bathroom and ran out the 2nd door (in old yankee stadium there is an entrance and exit for the bathrooms. I stood with my back to the wall and as soon as the door opened I totally sucker punched the guy, except it wasnt the guy who was chasing me but some lanky black kid. I absolutely knocked his head off, MMA style. I saw his eyes roll back and he fell into the door. The guy who was chasing me saw me hit the guy as the door was open and I just ran for my life not looking back. On the way down I jumped across a barrier and face planted the concrete but my adrenaline was running so much I didnt even think. I didnt have my cell with me either so I couldnt contact my buddy who was still in the stadium and I walked a few stops to make sure the guy didnt run to yankee stadium station and see me waiting to catch the train. I ended the night with a broken nose, 2 broken fingers (from the punch), a lost yankees cap and a ruined yankees jersey stained with dirt and wet with beer and I never sat in upper deck again at Yankee stadium.
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I approved his and Yixian's account.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=31420.0Look at this dumbass thread, what an inbred.
fortified_concept is also banned. Let's invite him here too!
Quote from: T EXP on August 18, 2009, 07:00:51 PMfortified_concept is also banned. Let's invite him here too! um, he's not.
Quote from: Narag on August 18, 2009, 02:39:45 AMI'm still partial to baardhimself before he got nailed.Quote from: baardhimselfi had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch. Oh yeah, now I remember this guy
spoiler (click to show/hide)There are secret ingredients in some bodily fluids that increase wits.[close]spoiler (click to show/hide)And tits. [close]
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if i squeeze my arms together in front of my chest i can actually make cleavage.. hairy cleavage mmm
Quote from: BlackMage on August 18, 2009, 09:33:34 PMif i squeeze my arms together in front of my chest i can actually make cleavage.. hairy cleavage mmmAww... That's cute...spoiler (click to show/hide)I don't even have to squeeze my arms together to do that. [close]spoiler (click to show/hide)No hairy cleavage here though. [close]
So titty fucking BlackMage can be more than just a late night fantasy
fat metrosexual man?
