The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[ferrarimanf355]

Good grief.

Dude: So, here's the evidence
Tart: So where is the evidence?
Dude: Well, here. This is the evidence.
Tart: But where is the evidence?

Everyone: Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old.
Kosma: So where is the evidence?
Everyone: Well, here. This is the evidence.
Kosma: But where is the evidence?

Everyone:
[youtube=560,345]qileP4bAzek[/youtube]

(I've been trying to find a way to use that.  )

[etiolate]

Dawkins is jealous of God. His whole thing comes out as "god doesn't exist so worship me instead".

but anyways

OMG

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217348/Pictured-The-baby-pygmy-hippo-whos-barely-bigger-lettuce-leaf.html#ixzz0Sj9bKONj

[ferrarimanf355]

I apologize in advance for laughing at this.

[youtube=560,345]2WNrx2jq184[/youtube]

[Flannel Boy]

Dawkins is jealous of God. His whole thing comes out as "god doesn't exist so worship me instead".

It's always great to attack a person's arguments by attacking him and his psychological needs.

Which god is he jealous of anyway? Thor? Zeus? Flannel Girl?

And in what way has he asked to be worshiped?

[ferrarimanf355]

http://www.lesbiangamers.com/lesbian_gamers/lesbian_gaming_trysts/index.html

Good concept, but a distinguished mentally-challenged monkey could draw better.

[twerd]

 



 

[ToxicAdam]

I was looking up old gaf threads and saw that someone must have changed their avatar (after being permabanned).

 

http://img153.imagevenue.com/loc927/th_65355_spospo_123_927lo.jpg

Maybe I have seen it posted on OA before and forgot, but it just made me laugh for 2 minutes straight.

[brawndolicious]

Does anybody remember that one videogame rap video that maf, drinky, and tvc made?  The one that sounded a lot like the beastie boys?

[Tieno]

I hate the Drake icon, he's so fucking smug in an american way. I'll keep using the icon for my european smugness; i.e. the superior kind.

[ferrarimanf355]

at the Chicago Olympic bid going down in flames.

[duckman2000]

Chicago has no business hosting the Olympics anyway. And given what a clusterfuck that city is on any random weekday, I can't imagine how shit it would be during the Olympics.

[ferrarimanf355]

What makes this funny is that if the GAF thread is to be believed, there's a small riot in Chicago right now over this.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17854800&postcount=479

[Great Rumbler]

Dallas should host the Olympics.

Jerryworld

[ferrarimanf355]

Dallas should host the Olympics.

Jerryworld

Bububu the jumbotrons...

[Great Rumbler]

Dallas should host the Olympics.

Jerryworld

Bububu the jumbotrons...

JumboJerry is awesome. I wish I could watch movies on it.

[BlueTsunami]

If they do host it, hopefully the jumbotron lands on the whole Spaniard Olympic team.

[ManaByte]

The shock

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[DJ_Tet]

If they do host it, hopefully the jumbotron lands on the whole Spaniard Olympic team.

bububu it was a tribute!

[Great Rumbler]

If they do host it, hopefully the jumbotron lands on the whole Spaniard Olympic team.

As morbid as it sounds, I've pictured an image similar to this in my mind from the moment I saw those massive screens suspended above the field.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dawkins is jealous of God. His whole thing comes out as "god doesn't exist so worship me instead".

It's always great to attack a person's arguments by attacking him and his psychological needs.

Which god is he jealous of anyway? Thor? Zeus? Flannel Girl?

And in what way has he asked to be worshiped?

Which is what Dawkins was doing in the video but nm, hypocrisy goes hand and hand with your religion

[ferrarimanf355]

If they do host it, hopefully the jumbotron lands on the whole Spaniard Olympic team.

[M3wThr33]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

Good to know the most appealing feature of a lesbian gaming website is a 7th-grader drawing PG porn fantasies.

Why does the Black Mesa logo become a penis on Alyx's chest? Freudian slip?

Here, they can have one more:

[BlueTsunami]

If they do host it, hopefully the jumbotron lands on the whole Spaniard Olympic team.

As morbid as it sounds, I've pictured an image similar to this in my mind from the moment I saw those massive screens suspended above the field.

Same here. Its still freaky seeing a punt go up near it and realize how massive the thing really is.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Anyone know of a website that'll let me keep a list of Video Games I own besides IGN?

1up has the same listing feature thingy I think.

[Kestastrophe]

imdb has something like that

[Joe Molotov]

The shock

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Chicago sucks, Obama owned, Palin/Huckabee 2012 win confirmed.

[BlueTsunami]

IOC's rash decision and shaming of Obama will be the catalyst for a Libertarian President in 2012. Ya'll better recognize and be terrified.

[ManaByte]

Hiring managers shared these 43 memorable interview responses:

Why did you leave your last job?

1. "I have a problem with authority." - Carrie Rocha, COO of HousingLink

Tell us about a problem you had with a co-worker and how you resolved it
2. "The resolution was we were both fired."- Jason Shindler, CEO, Curvine Web Solutions

What kind of computer software have you used?
3. "Computers? Are those the black boxes that sit on the floor next to the desks? My boss has one of those. He uses it. I don't have one. He just gives me my schedule and I follow it." - Greg Szymanski, director of human resources, Geonerco Management, Inc

What are your hobbies and interests?
4. [He said] 'Well, as you can see, I'm a young, virile man and I'm single -- if you ladies know what I'm saying.' Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, 'I particularly like blondes.'" - Petri R.J. Darby, president, darbyDarnit Public Relations

Why should we hire you?
5. "I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time." - Bill McGowan, founder, Clarity Media Group

Do you have any questions?
6. "Cross dressing isn't a problem is it?" - Barry Maher, Barry Maher & Associates

7. "If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?" - Megan Garnett, Articulate Leadership Team, Articulate Communications Inc.

8. "What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it's raining? Can you pick me up?" - Christine Pechstein, career coach

9. "I was a Chamber of Commerce Executive once hiring a secretary. [The candidate asked] 'What does a Chamber of Commerce do?'" - Mary Kurek, Mary Kurek, Inc. Visibility Consulting

10. "Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go." - Bruce Campbell, vice president of marketing, Clare Computer Solutions

11. "What is your company's policy on Monday absences?" - Campbell

12. "If this doesn't work out can I call you to go out sometime?" - Christine Bolzan, founder of Graduate Career Coaching

13. "How big do the bonuses really get once you make associate? I hear it's some serious cash." - Bolzan

14. "[The candidate asked,] 'Can my dad call you to talk about the job and the training program? He is really upset I'm not going to medical school and wants someone to explain the Wall Street path to him.' The dad did call. Then that dad's friends called and I ended up doing a conference call with a group of concerned parents ... long story." - Bolzan

15. "If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?" - Bolzan

16. "When you do background checks on candidates, do things like public drunkenness arrests come up?" - Bolzan

17. "Can I get a tour of the breast pumping room? I heard you have a great one here and while I don't plan on having children for at least 10 or 12 years, I will definitely breast feed and would want to use that room."- Bolzan

18. "So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?" - Jodi R.R. Smith, Mannersmith Etiquette Consulting

Why are you leaving your current job?
19. "Because I (expletive) my pants every time I enter the building." - Abbe Mortimore, Human Resources Manager, True Textiles, Inc.

20. "I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes." - Smith

Why are you looking for a job?
21. "Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job." - Pechstein

22. "My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I'm here." - McGowan

Why do you want to work for us?
23. "Just for the benefits." - Jennifer Juergens, JJ Communications

24. "My old boss didn't like me, so one day, I just left and never came back. And here I am!" - Matt Cowall, communications manager, Appia Communications

25. "I saw the job posted on Twitter and thought, why not?" - Rebecca Gertsmark Oren, Communications Director at The Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity

What are your assets? (as in strengths)
26. "Well, I do own a bike." - Pam Venné, principal, The Venné Group

What are your weaknesses?
27. "I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won't get mad at you." - Pechstein

28. "I had a job candidate tell me that she often oversleeps and has trouble getting out of bed in the morning." - Linda Yaffe, certified executive coach

29. "I am an alcoholic and do not deserve this job." - Deb Bailey, owner, Power Women Magazine & Radio Show

30. "I'm really not a big learner. You know ... some people love learning and are always picking up new things, but that's just not me. I'd much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn't change a lot." - Michaele Charles, Voice Communications

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
31. "Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that." - Rachel Croce

Is there anything else I should know about you?
32. "You should probably know I mud wrestle on the weekends." - Venne

When can you start?
33. "I need to check with my mom on that one." - Bolzan

Use three adjectives to describe yourself
34. "I hate questions like this." - Katrina Meistering, manager of outreach, National Fatherhood Initiative

Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
35. "I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement." - Meistering

Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?
36. "What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired." - Meistering

Random responses
37. "One guy [said] 'it would probably be best' if I didn't run a background check on him. Of course, I did, and learned all about his long, sordid past of law-breaking. Our client actually offered him a job as a staff accountant, but quickly retracted the offer when I had to tell them all about his recent arrest for a meth lab in his basement." - Charles

38. "[A] guy said he did not have a mailing address, as he was living in a gypsy camp at the airport." - Sandra L. Flippo, SPHR

39. "I went into the lobby to pick up a candidate. As he stood up, his trousers fell to the floor! [He said] 'Oh, my gosh -- they told me I needed a suit for the interview. I've got no money -- so I borrowed this thing. It's too big!'" - Beth Ross, executive and career coach

40. "Wow -- I'm not used to wearing dress shoes! My feet are killing me. Can I show you these bloody blisters?" - Bolzan

41. "May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night." - Smith

42. (During a telephone call to schedule the interview) "Can we meet next month? I am currently incarcerated." - Smith

43. "[A candidate] was asked whether he could advocate impartially on behalf of the various universities he would be representing since he had attended one of them. He responded, 'Well, I don't like to poop where I eat, but I thought my education sucked, so I certainly wouldn't put that school above the others.'" - Darby

[etiolate]

Use three adjectives to describe yourself
34. "I hate questions like this." - Katrina Meistering, manager of outreach, National Fatherhood Initiative

word

[Phoenix Dark]

Has a president other than Obama made a personal bid to have the Olympics in America. My Nana just spent 10 mins yelling at me that this was a waste of our money and had nothing to do with the government.

She doesn't realize that the US hosting the Olympics would help us in the long term by fixing a city, tourism dollars etc? smh

[Great Rumbler]

With Obama failing utterly and the Olympics gone. There's only one man who can save Chicago.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Christopher Nolan.

[close]

[Phoenix Dark]

I gotta admit going over there, meeting with the Afghanistan generation for half an hour, and the bad economic stats all happening in 24 hours=bad story

[Himu]

With Obama failing utterly and the Olympics gone. There's only one man who can save Chicago.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Christopher Nolan.

[close]

John Hughes  :'( :'( :'(

[Himu]

Hiring managers shared these 43 memorable interview responses:

Why did you leave your last job?

1. "I have a problem with authority." - Carrie Rocha, COO of HousingLink

Tell us about a problem you had with a co-worker and how you resolved it
2. "The resolution was we were both fired."- Jason Shindler, CEO, Curvine Web Solutions

What kind of computer software have you used?
3. "Computers? Are those the black boxes that sit on the floor next to the desks? My boss has one of those. He uses it. I don't have one. He just gives me my schedule and I follow it." - Greg Szymanski, director of human resources, Geonerco Management, Inc

What are your hobbies and interests?
4. [He said] 'Well, as you can see, I'm a young, virile man and I'm single -- if you ladies know what I'm saying.' Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, 'I particularly like blondes.'" - Petri R.J. Darby, president, darbyDarnit Public Relations

Why should we hire you?
5. "I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time." - Bill McGowan, founder, Clarity Media Group

Do you have any questions?
6. "Cross dressing isn't a problem is it?" - Barry Maher, Barry Maher & Associates

7. "If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?" - Megan Garnett, Articulate Leadership Team, Articulate Communications Inc.

8. "What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it's raining? Can you pick me up?" - Christine Pechstein, career coach

9. "I was a Chamber of Commerce Executive once hiring a secretary. [The candidate asked] 'What does a Chamber of Commerce do?'" - Mary Kurek, Mary Kurek, Inc. Visibility Consulting

10. "Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go." - Bruce Campbell, vice president of marketing, Clare Computer Solutions

11. "What is your company's policy on Monday absences?" - Campbell

12. "If this doesn't work out can I call you to go out sometime?" - Christine Bolzan, founder of Graduate Career Coaching

13. "How big do the bonuses really get once you make associate? I hear it's some serious cash." - Bolzan

14. "[The candidate asked,] 'Can my dad call you to talk about the job and the training program? He is really upset I'm not going to medical school and wants someone to explain the Wall Street path to him.' The dad did call. Then that dad's friends called and I ended up doing a conference call with a group of concerned parents ... long story." - Bolzan

15. "If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?" - Bolzan

16. "When you do background checks on candidates, do things like public drunkenness arrests come up?" - Bolzan

17. "Can I get a tour of the breast pumping room? I heard you have a great one here and while I don't plan on having children for at least 10 or 12 years, I will definitely breast feed and would want to use that room."- Bolzan

18. "So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?" - Jodi R.R. Smith, Mannersmith Etiquette Consulting

Why are you leaving your current job?
19. "Because I (expletive) my pants every time I enter the building." - Abbe Mortimore, Human Resources Manager, True Textiles, Inc.

20. "I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes." - Smith

Why are you looking for a job?
21. "Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job." - Pechstein

22. "My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I'm here." - McGowan

Why do you want to work for us?
23. "Just for the benefits." - Jennifer Juergens, JJ Communications

24. "My old boss didn't like me, so one day, I just left and never came back. And here I am!" - Matt Cowall, communications manager, Appia Communications

25. "I saw the job posted on Twitter and thought, why not?" - Rebecca Gertsmark Oren, Communications Director at The Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity

What are your assets? (as in strengths)
26. "Well, I do own a bike." - Pam Venné, principal, The Venné Group

What are your weaknesses?
27. "I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won't get mad at you." - Pechstein

28. "I had a job candidate tell me that she often oversleeps and has trouble getting out of bed in the morning." - Linda Yaffe, certified executive coach

29. "I am an alcoholic and do not deserve this job." - Deb Bailey, owner, Power Women Magazine & Radio Show

30. "I'm really not a big learner. You know ... some people love learning and are always picking up new things, but that's just not me. I'd much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn't change a lot." - Michaele Charles, Voice Communications

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
31. "Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that." - Rachel Croce

Is there anything else I should know about you?
32. "You should probably know I mud wrestle on the weekends." - Venne

When can you start?
33. "I need to check with my mom on that one." - Bolzan

Use three adjectives to describe yourself
34. "I hate questions like this." - Katrina Meistering, manager of outreach, National Fatherhood Initiative

Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
35. "I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement." - Meistering

Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?
36. "What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired." - Meistering

Random responses
37. "One guy [said] 'it would probably be best' if I didn't run a background check on him. Of course, I did, and learned all about his long, sordid past of law-breaking. Our client actually offered him a job as a staff accountant, but quickly retracted the offer when I had to tell them all about his recent arrest for a meth lab in his basement." - Charles

38. "[A] guy said he did not have a mailing address, as he was living in a gypsy camp at the airport." - Sandra L. Flippo, SPHR

39. "I went into the lobby to pick up a candidate. As he stood up, his trousers fell to the floor! [He said] 'Oh, my gosh -- they told me I needed a suit for the interview. I've got no money -- so I borrowed this thing. It's too big!'" - Beth Ross, executive and career coach

40. "Wow -- I'm not used to wearing dress shoes! My feet are killing me. Can I show you these bloody blisters?" - Bolzan

41. "May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night." - Smith

42. (During a telephone call to schedule the interview) "Can we meet next month? I am currently incarcerated." - Smith

43. "[A candidate] was asked whether he could advocate impartially on behalf of the various universities he would be representing since he had attended one of them. He responded, 'Well, I don't like to poop where I eat, but I thought my education sucked, so I certainly wouldn't put that school above the others.'" - Darby

source

[drew]

recent picture of lindsay lohan:



almost enough to make me want to quit doin drugs

key word almost

[Diunx]

I'd still hit it just to say I fucked a celebrity.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

plus she would probably give me some free high class drugs

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

She could easily pass for a woman twice her age.  

[Joe Molotov]

WUT. THA. FUG.

Is that really her? And was that supposed to be a sexy wink?

[Kestastrophe]

[TakingBackSunday]

I wonder how I can talk you into never making that face again.

[Himu]

That can't be Lohan. Can't be.

[Dickie Dee]

Let her fall, and have a documentary crew taking time-lapsed photos of her in exchange for nose poprocks. Her worth as an instructional case is so much more valuable than her worth as a former teen star who cleaned up and found jebus.

[etiolate]

what exactly is the correct usage of cocaine?

[GoofyGoober]

I swear that I read or heard that the majority of the Olympic cities never profit from the Tourism. Maybe long term when people see the city and want to visit, but the Olympics are not profitable.

[Akala]

what exactly is the correct usage of cocaine?

not daily.

[GoofyGoober]

what exactly is the correct usage of cocaine?

Isn't it doing rails off the ass of a nubile 18 year old?

[OptimoPeach]

what exactly is the correct usage of cocaine?

not daily.

Winner

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I saw her tits in the New York magazine photo shoot.  I can look at her tits circa Mean Girls and come up with an educated guess as to what they looked like in their prime by using the NY magazine photo shoot as an example.

That is all I really need to see from her.  She has marginal acting ability and I don't care to pay attention to her attempts to reclaim fame by either going to rehab/going gay.

[pilonv1]

(Image removed from quote.)

exactly what i thought

[twerd]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375926

Kastro v. BrandNew, nobody wins.

[TakingBackSunday]

meh, the guy is a wonderful baiter.  And he defends Oasis for christ's sake

[Tieno]

Now here's a fun game.  Try to see how long you can watch this 7 part interview without punching the screen everytime that crazy bitch shows her face.

[youtube=560,345]US8f1w1cYvs[/youtube] 

Anger....rising.....

I watched that entire 'interview' a few days ago. I commend Dawkins for his patience. Her mind is so closed there's no reasoning with her. It's futile.

Dawkins usually avoids the question/argument of who killed more. He basically is of the opinion that the religious way of thinking and discovering reality is dangerous, accepting propositions on no no grounds, relying on authority and ancient texts. While scientists can be wrong, the scientific method has an inherent corrective mechanism and change built into it to settle differences, it's proven to work.

In atheism, evil people still do evil things, but only faith can make good people do evil things. With that said, you don't have to be religious to use religious methods or abuse religious mentality/religiosity in people to commit atrocities, as history has demonstrated.

smh @ PD

[Robo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375926

Kastro v. BrandNew, nobody wins.

what the fuck did i just read

[Tieno]

Isn't PD the one that turned to muslimism?

[etiolate]

no that was Beezy

[The Sceneman]

no that was Beezy

no, it was Himuro

[OptimoPeach]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375926

Kastro v. BrandNew, nobody wins.

Haha, I never knew he was an Oasis fan.

[The Fake Shemp]

Damn, Kastro leveled some REAL TALK on BrandNew.

[The Fake Shemp]

Pitchfork

When they like something I like, I consider it in an indictment, not validation.

[OptimoPeach]

Well Kastro is right, the Dirty Projectors are nothing compared to Oasis.

Please. I'm not one of those tards ballyhooing Bitte Orca as the undisputed AOTY, but it still shits all over anything Oasis ever did. They have like, seriously, 5 good songs.

Pulp and Blur both >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oasis