Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2933515 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37140 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2009, 02:21:17 PM

That "cover your eyes" reminds me. I have a strange set of cousins that are peculiarly religious. They grew up without television, had weird food rules like drinking only soy milk, and were homeschooled (its not PD ). We would have large family gatherings for college bowl games and the superbowl, so the Weirdos would come over and watch. Being weirdos and all, they would typically sit on the floor in front of everyone else who were sitting in the couches and chairs. Whenever a commercial break would come on, the dad would say "turn your heads" and their entire family (they had like 6 kids) would turn their heads so they were facing away from the tv and towards the non-weird families, like they were watching us while we were watching the commercial .

I see teenage pregnancy and drug addiction in the future. My uncle is a pastor and did this shit. His oldest is un-married but has 4 kids by 3 different girls. The middle boy is a hippie and I'm 99% sure he smokes the herb. But the youngest daughter(who is still 17) seems normal though extremely quiet at family gatherings.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #37141 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:45:06 PM »

My parents would demand that we look away during gory scenes, and refused to buy toy guns or any other toys or entertainment that "glorified war and violence." Apparently, that would make me carve toy guns instead, and today I run a paintball park, love weapons and have a hand in operating a tactical supplies store. Backfire total.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #37142 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:52:33 PM »

I don't think that drug abuse is in their future, but I get a closeted homosexual vibe from them. A few years ago my younger bro and I were trying to get my cousin "the goat" (surprisingly showing ur nutsack tucked in between your legs while bending over). So my bro is in the bathroom ready to goat, so I go and get my cousin and lead him to the bathroom and swing the door open. At that very moment one of the homo questionable Weirdos walk by and gets a full view of the goat along with my cousin

. I started dying as I was half-expecting the Weirdo to dry heave, but he just chuckled and left. Probably shared the story with his siblings and they all jo'd while turning their heads or something

I don't have a problem with parents censoring stuff for their kids, especially when it comes to violence or sex. But their kids were well into their teens, and I think their oldest was over 20 and they would still do this shit. smh

duckman2000 · « **Reply #37143 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:57:13 PM »

Oh. Yeah, that's fucked up. Maybe not so much the parents doing it, but the kids going along with it.

Robo · « **Reply #37144 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2009, 02:52:33 PM

Probably shared the story with his siblings and they all jo'd while turning their heads or something

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37145 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:11:54 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™

But the youngest daughter(who is still 17) seems normal though extremely quiet at family gatherings.

Time bomb waiting to go off.

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on cock

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #37146 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:22:21 PM »

Quote

Probably shared the story with his siblings and they all jo'd while turning their heads or something

OMG

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37147 on:** December 02, 2009, 04:37:09 PM »

The first R-rated movie I saw was either The Matrix or Stigmata, and the first R-rated film I saw in theaters was Highlander: Endgame.

Diunx · « **Reply #37148 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 02, 2009, 11:45:00 AM

On the other hand, video games are a whole different ball game. The first Mature rating games I bought without adult supervision were GTA3 and MGS2.

I was 16.

Aren't you supposed to be 17 to buy Rated M games? I was renting stuff like Mortal Kombat as a kid too.

lol America, I bought mortal kombat when I was like 10 and have been watching R rated horror films and uncensored Ranma 1/2 since I have memory.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37149 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:45:33 PM »

My first one was 14 and Blue Stinger $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37150 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:55:56 PM »

Remember that awesome ratings thermometer they used to have on some games to tell you how ~~awesome~~ bad they were? Then Sega had their own little system, like GA, MA-13, and MA-17. Nobody cared about game ratings back then.

Himu · « **Reply #37151 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:56:49 PM »

I definitely remember.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37152 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:01:34 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37153 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:17:55 PM »

My first was Gladiator at 14. At least the first one I remember. God, that was fucking awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37154 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 02, 2009, 02:18:33 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18713666&postcount=986

smh X 1000

The Gary Whitta ballwashing on GAF is pretty embarrassing, yeah.

If I ever write anything that gets produced, everyone here will be like:

"Isn't that the cigarillo that gave Transformers a B-? What a douche."

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37155 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »

you gave it a B-?

douche

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37156 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 02, 2009, 06:21:42 PM

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 02, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 02, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18713666&postcount=986

smh X 1000

The Gary Whitta ballwashing on GAF is pretty embarrassing, yeah.

If I ever write anything that gets produced, everyone here will be like:

"Isn't that the cigarillo that gave Transformers a B-? What a douche."

"Yeah, and he thinks Chuck is better than Mad Men."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37157 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:33:20 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on December 02, 2009, 06:25:39 PM

you gave it a B-? douche

It's already begun!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37158 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:36:05 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37159 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:37:27 PM »

See, if Gary Whitta posted here, he would be greeted with a cold, hard taste of reality day in and day out. If The Book of Eli sucks, nobody would let it slide!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37160 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:45:13 PM »

I haven't seen it but I'd give it a D-

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37161 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:51:08 PM »

My new running motivation in production meetings is, "Oh god if this sucks evilbore will really let me have it."

Diunx · « **Reply #37162 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:52:22 PM »

I will pirated it only because it has Gary Oldman and Malcolm McDowell.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37163 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:55:12 PM »

Oh Malcolm McDowell. Such an awesome actor, but he just loves to find roles in shit movies.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37164 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:56:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 02, 2009, 06:37:27 PM

See, if Gary Whitta posted here, he would be greeted with a cold, hard taste of reality day in and day out. If The Book of Eli sucks, nobody would let it slide!

GW: "Hey Evilbore, here's some exclusive on-set pictures from Book of Eli."

EB: "Your movie sucks, post cock pictures instead, you figgurt."

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #37165 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:03:53 PM »

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/heiress_in_theft_scandal_wpIr6Dz4lDG2USQpMGqz0K

nice

wtf no

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37166 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:04:22 PM »

Already jerked it to that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37167 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:14:52 PM »

Blondie needs to get something done about that belly button

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #37168 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:16:45 PM »

are we supposed to guess which one the cheeseburger is?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37169 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:17:07 PM »

classy dominatrix is fucking great

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37170 on:** December 02, 2009, 09:50:47 PM »

Aside from the outie, the heiress is boner city.

Bebpo · « **Reply #37171 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:00:06 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2009, 09:16:45 PM

are we supposed to guess which one the cheeseburger is?

Isn't it kinda rigged if they all are

Diunx · « **Reply #37172 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:46:29 PM »

Blond chick is hot and a millionaire

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37173 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:04:01 AM »

[youtube=560,345]Jvo5XO1kH1c[/youtube]

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37174 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:20:55 AM »

I just found out about this 4chan Female. Apparently she did a lot of nude videos, uploaded them on the net. Shes got a gorgeous body, but judging by how she acts in the video... people thought she was a little off. Turns out she has autism

Its horrible to view some of the videos... its like she's working with a few cans short of six pack. Totally feel dirty for even knowing about them now.

Here's one of the videos

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http://xhamster.com/movies/186960/carrie_itsgoneforever_kimono_strip_part1.html

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37175 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:28:10 AM »

...

...

$:-\$

I haven't felt this dirty since...nm $:-\$

edit: she has perfect boobs

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37176 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:37:17 AM »

In one of the videos (haven't watched it but read about it) she's talking about sexual acts (like OOH I'M RUBBIN' MYSEFLF) but in a monotone voice. Like... she's mimicking the act of being sexual $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37177 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:43:23 AM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37178 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:45:02 AM »

$:-\$ $:-\$
$:-\$ $:-\$
$:-\$ $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37179 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:54:03 AM »

Did a search for her username (Insane Carrie) and found this torrent

6GB OF NAKED AUTISM

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5102029

This is where I've been reading all the commentary on what she's about

:NSFW

http://www.anonib.com/tnr/res/10677.html

A quote from that thread

"I'm thinking this girl MUST be autistic. She says some of the dirtiest stuff in the most mundane way. She talks about how her pussy tastes, the same way you or I might talk about a new t-shirt."

Oh my god

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37180 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:01:20 AM »

ffffuuuu :'(

I don't remember the last time I downloaded porn. Someone dl this first and review it

twerd · « **Reply #37181 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:37:19 AM »

my boner is confused...

chronovore · « **Reply #37182 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:00:38 AM »

Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 03:37:19 AM

my boner is confused...

Wait until you're old, and you realize the girl in the centerfold was born after you graduated college.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37183 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:10:22 AM »

@ video names

Quote

Masturbated In a Public bathroom at Belks (Note: Ignore the Women who is on the phone that was in the stall next to me)

Quote

Masturbating in my Closet part 2 (its Dark but i tried so Don't give me any problems about it okay? thanks)

wtf

GilloD · « **Reply #37184 on:** December 03, 2009, 09:16:24 AM »

If David Lynch made a porno, this would be it

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37185 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:44:21 PM »

[youtube=560,345]mIZWDpiuVYc[/youtube]

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37186 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:51:49 PM »

I just downloaded the video where she rubs lotion on her boobs. She is DEFINITELY autistic. I have mad boner guilt right now.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37187 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:56:51 PM »

It's actually pretty funny. Direct quote:

"Feel like I'm going to have some kind of orgasm here in a minute. Mmmm." In the blandest voice ever.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37188 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:57:47 PM »

"Oh yeah. Let's make some milkshakes here. I'm going to get some milkshakes going here."

This is so bad.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37189 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:58:20 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 03:51:49 PM

I just downloaded the video where she rubs lotion on her boobs. She is DEFINITELY autistic. I have mad boner guilt right now.

Apparently she has a boyfriend now, so she doesn't make these videos anymore.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37190 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:58:50 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 03:57:47 PM

"Oh yeah. Let's make some milkshakes here. I'm going to get some milkshakes going here."

This is so bad.

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 03:56:51 PM

It's actually pretty funny. Direct quote:

"Feel like I'm going to have some kind of orgasm here in a minute. Mmmm." In the blandest voice ever.

So bad

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37191 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:06:55 PM »

It's all very confusing.

I have a boner because those boobs are just unbelievable.
I am laughing my head off because of the ridiculous shit she's saying.
I feel guilty because she is disabled.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37192 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:14:31 PM »

"I like cum. I love cum. I reall, really, really love cum. The only thing I don't like about it is like when I'm gonna get pregnant with it and like yeah that's the bad part, but. Man, this feels so damn good."

I need to delete this. Jesus.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37193 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:16:04 PM »

I think I've shared this before, but there was a ridiculously hot girl that went to my community college and had autism. She really wanted to go out, and would try to be "playful" with her flirtations, but her tone was so dry that others would often confuse her with being mean.

Then she'd apologize and message me all day, because she wasn't aware that some of her comments were inappropriate to others, to the point where it became obsessive. That is actually what scared me off more than the autism, was the obsessive behavior - the constant messages, waiting for me to come to the student life office, writing my name on stuff at the student life office, etc.

But - wow - she was and still is the hottest chick ever interested in me.

She also did weird stuff like read Nicktoons fan fiction... all the time. She'd find these sites full of Rugrats fan fiction and read them for hours. It was weird.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37194 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:17:18 PM »

So like distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength, there's autism beauty

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37195 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:23:07 PM »

Is she even 18? You guys are probably all going to jail (except Green Man).

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37196 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:23:31 PM »

I guess.

I felt bad, because I found out sometime later that a student had basically used her as a sperm bank and completely manipulated her. And she was totally clueless of how she was being used until one of her friends really hammered it home; up until that point, she thought they had a normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

... but the guy would come over and ask for money (her parents were well off), bang her, go out with his real girlfriend and not speak to this girl for days at a time. She even told a friend a story about how this guy demanded oral sex during a dinner that she was treating him to, they left to the restroom so she could oblige and after she was done, he left without saying goodbye before the meal was over.

I was like, "What the fuck."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37197 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 03, 2009, 04:23:07 PM

(except Green Man).

Reb · « **Reply #37198 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 03, 2009, 04:36:39 PM

By the way, would any of you hook up with an autistic chick? I couldn't. Just like I couldn't be with a deaf or blind chick.

What is... why... I don't... ARGH

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37199 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:38:36 PM »

Would you, Green Man? Here's a pic of the chick I was talking about:

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2933515 times)