Here's the key: Some shit is serious and I am serious when I talk about it because it requires the ability to be serious.
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modus is a cool dude demi quit being a dick. i mean he made meeble meeble ones cmon. im sure hed hook you up one with a nick frost one
And in the end there was no ownage at all
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2006, 12:01:26 PMAnd in the end there was no ownage at all GAF GOT OWNED
GAF's borderline unreadable these days, especially with all the obnoxious "defense force" and "NeoGAF" avatars.
Technically impressive, but his flowers strip was a lot funnier. Also, the photoshop of him running away from the mushroom cloud was probably the best, but this appeals to the forum's geek sensibilities (lol wii lol batman).
Wow, what's so great about that gif? (and I'm a HUGE batfan)
Chill out, Cajole...
Yea, this thread is alright.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119039ASSHOLES
Jarosh's jayman animation rocked.
Last night and this morning I had sex with my girlfriend of a few weeks - the first time that I had ever had sex so nonetheless I lost my virginity to her (at age 24). I very likely wasn't ready for it because today I am just absolutely having an anxiety attack and a half about it. I used a polyurethane condom (she is allergic to latex) while she wasn't on birth control. When I brought this to the attention of my friend, he absolutely went nuts on me and told me to never have sex with her again until she is on birth control. Now I am worried about what happened last night and this morning - I didn't climax at all during each time we had sex, in fact I couldn't hold my erection very well (except the second time, we had sex three times) as the condom really hampered my ability to feel what was going on. The condom didn't break or anything, and I didn't climax at all, but I'm worried about the chances of her getting pregnant anyway. I am having a major anxiety attack over this because of the reaction of my roommate. Should I be worried since the condom didn't seem to break and I didn't climax? What about pre-come? What are the chances? Can you tell if a condom has been broken? Do I have a right to be panicking right now?The second part of the question is tonight we may have sex again, but I'm REALLY uncomfortable about it now. I'm worried about bringing this whole matter up to her. I love her very much and want to make her happy, but at the same time I'm so nervous and uncomfortable. I would be more comfortable having sex with her if she was on birth control. How can I bring this up to her without her being upset with me? When we were having sex last night, she seemed initially upset when I asked her if she was tested, but it went away. I can't remember what she said but she got real upset for a few seconds but then dropped it and respected my questions. I'm really terrified about having a talk with her about this - what can I say to make things more comfortable for the both of us?The first person to write "Bail Out" gets a cookie.
What.
This is seriously mind boggling. It sounds too sincere and not pathetic enough to be a troll, so I can only hope that this guy finds a nice, cool gun.
Can't maintain an erection? More like sexual identity crisis!
Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 06:20:56 PMWhat.Is he asking if he should worry about pregnancy if his condom didn't break and he didn't climax? And he's a fucking virgin - how did he not climax? She must be the worst lay ever.If a woman doesn't move, she's still a good lay. A man has to work to please a woman, a woman just has to be there. Hell she doesn't even need to be awake.
What.Is he asking if he should worry about pregnancy if his condom didn't break and he didn't climax? And he's a fucking virgin - how did he not climax? She must be the worst lay ever.
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 11:52:51 PMA woman who's into it makes it better though. She can be twisting her hips and contracting her vagina to make it tighter.You speak from personal experience, I can tell.I never said a woman who isn't into is as good as a woman who is. It's just not possible for a woman to be so bad in bed she makes you limp. Her terrible physical appearence may make you limp, but a hot chick who doesn't move won't.
A woman who's into it makes it better though. She can be twisting her hips and contracting her vagina to make it tighter.
Quote from: Willco on October 03, 2006, 06:28:12 PMThat kind of proves my point, malek. How do you not climax? Is her vagina like a thorn bush?Maybe she can fit a bowling ball in her vagina. It's like trying to have sex with a broom closet.
That kind of proves my point, malek. How do you not climax? Is her vagina like a thorn bush?
If only my master scheme had worked. Evilore woulda been so burned that day. Muhaha..oh well.
and no I dunno why but GAF seems to GameFAQs like lately =\
Quote from: Christopher on October 05, 2006, 02:13:32 PMbrocke just may be the biggest loser ever.I haven't been reading GAF of late so I have not seen many of his threads. However I know he's a joke character.
brocke just may be the biggest loser ever.
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 05, 2006, 04:13:40 PMQuote from: malek4980 on October 05, 2006, 03:22:28 PMQuote from: Christopher on October 05, 2006, 02:13:32 PMbrocke just may be the biggest loser ever.I haven't been reading GAF of late so I have not seen many of his threads. However I know he's a joke character. Oh? Howso?I wasn't claiming I had inside knowledge, I just know there is no way that guy is for real.
Quote from: malek4980 on October 05, 2006, 03:22:28 PMQuote from: Christopher on October 05, 2006, 02:13:32 PMbrocke just may be the biggest loser ever.I haven't been reading GAF of late so I have not seen many of his threads. However I know he's a joke character. Oh? Howso?
I missed that. Maybe I should have learned by now that, yes, people can actually be that pathetic.
Quote from: malek4980 on October 05, 2006, 04:29:22 PMQuote from: TVC 15 on October 05, 2006, 04:13:40 PMQuote from: malek4980 on October 05, 2006, 03:22:28 PMQuote from: Christopher on October 05, 2006, 02:13:32 PMbrocke just may be the biggest loser ever.I haven't been reading GAF of late so I have not seen many of his threads. However I know he's a joke character. Oh? Howso?I wasn't claiming I had inside knowledge, I just know there is no way that guy is for real. He took requests to sing songs! If he's fake, he pulls it off well enough that I have no problem with him. He has shown a strong enough pathology to be deemed legitimately pathetic.