At this point, I'm just not gonna sweat its gender. If Evilore wants to exchange mod protection for a chance to cyberpoke an internet cheeseburger, who am I to judge?
Seriously, though, if you want protection at GAF, get the #ga set to like you. I'm cool with Dragona, TVC and Wasabi, which lets me get away with calling folks "feggits" and yelling "shit bin" in every Wii thread -- but not much more than that, thanks to my AWESOME recent history there.
Believe it or not, Corny, a few of the mods like you -- not the uptight 80%, of course -- but there's a few of the cool minority amidst that burgeoning bureaucracy what think you're hilarious.