Author Topic: GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!) (Read 474555 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #600 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:02:45 AM »

I just want to know how Serafakia can continue to post there.

Christopher · « **Reply #601 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:20:41 AM »

rodi · « **Reply #602 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:22:00 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 12, 2006, 01:20:41 AM

?

Me too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #603 on:** October 12, 2006, 07:04:43 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 12, 2006, 01:20:41 AM

?

Verboten.

GAF is going to hate me after my latest thread there. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW MARIAH CAREY??!! Fuck, I feel bad.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #604 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:34:41 AM »

Quote from: rodi on October 12, 2006, 01:22:00 AM

Me too.

I have this nagging feeling you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #605 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:53:46 AM »

Serafitia is a #ga regular and kisses Evilore/Hito tuckus. You want protection on GAF; that's the route to get it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #606 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:55:05 AM »

But it's a fraud! Tyler really has a strange moral system.

Does anyone even know who it really is? Boy? Girl? What?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #607 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:25:28 PM »

At this point, I'm just not gonna sweat its gender. If Evilore wants to exchange mod protection for a chance to cyberpoke an internet cheeseburger, who am I to judge?

Seriously, though, if you want protection at GAF, get the #ga set to like you. I'm cool with Dragona, TVC and Wasabi, which lets me get away with calling folks "feggits" and yelling "shit bin" in every Wii thread -- but not much more than that, thanks to my AWESOME recent history there.

Believe it or not, Corny, a few of the mods like you -- not the uptight 80%, of course -- but there's a few of the cool minority amidst that burgeoning bureaucracy what think you're hilarious.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #608 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:38:20 PM »

Eh, I don't believe it. And I don't care. If I can't call people feggits and say "shitebin" in every PS3 thread, then who gives a fuck? I don't need to kiss ass in a fucking chat channel to get people to think I'm hilarious.

hahahah I can't believe "s hitbin" is censored.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #609 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:40:41 PM »

I ain't advocating asskissing, for certain. And it's pretty obvious you didn't need to asskiss for folks to find you funny -- some folks just like cranky sumbitches.

Willco censored "shit bin" to piss me off.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #610 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:44:06 PM »

Willco is a harsh mistress.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #611 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:44:41 PM »

He likes it up the bum, though.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #612 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:47:31 PM »

You're saying that CrystalPepsi is pegging him?? Wow, freaky deaky.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #613 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:47:58 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #614 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:50:13 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:38:20 PM

Eh, I don't believe it. And I don't care. If I can't call people feggits and say "shitebin" in every PS3 thread, then who gives a fuck? I don't need to kiss ass in a fucking chat channel to get people to think I'm hilarious.

hahahah I can't believe "s hitbin" is censored.

I like you, corny.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #615 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:53:19 PM »

I didn't censor it to piss of Drinky, but to motivate him. I didn't want him to rest on his laurels.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #616 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:54:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 12, 2006, 01:50:13 PM

I like you, corny.

You're White Man at GAf, right? I never had any issues with you. Didn't know you were a mod, though.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #617 on:** October 12, 2006, 04:43:01 PM »

I miss my shitbin. :'(

Bacon · « **Reply #618 on:** October 12, 2006, 04:54:56 PM »

shitbin

Vizzys · « **Reply #619 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:45:07 PM »

BUTTERED POPTARTS!?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123797

Thats fucking hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #620 on:** October 13, 2006, 01:15:09 PM »

Yeah I havent been friends with the #ga suckup brigade in a while. I just cant stand a lot of their fakey woo look at me attitudes. If thats the price of posting at gaf fux it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #621 on:** October 13, 2006, 01:25:51 PM »

This is my impression of #ga...

<bjork> i got banned again wtf this sucks
<Hitokage> What did you say?
<bjork> nothin i gonna bitch until im unbanned
<Scarlett> i play games
<Diablos> You're the greatest, Scarlett
<EviLore> lets me transcribe some EGM
<Unison> omg that'd be great!
<bjork> im still banned
<warcock> cigarillo
<EAspr0sk> did u know im from Japan?
<warcock> cigarillo
<demi> cigarillo
<warcock> cigarillo
<demi> stfu cigarillo
<Shinobi> If you like something, I hate it! I'm from Canada! Roar!
<Dragona> Did someone insult women?
<EviLore> PS3 is such a bargain.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #622 on:** October 13, 2006, 01:27:39 PM »

lol

Im cool with Scar tho, she actually plays games.

TVC15 · « **Reply #623 on:** October 13, 2006, 02:27:42 PM »

The Diablos bit was the best.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #624 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:21:12 PM »

That was pretty funny, but I like both Shinobi and Scarlet.

The Diablos bit was funny but true, Scarlet's pretty much the coolest chick I've come across on the internet.

The only mod that I actually talk to in there is Wasabi, because he's cool.

Vizzys · « **Reply #625 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:32:11 PM »

Surprisingly Willco, that isn't far from the truth.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #626 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:40:41 PM »

Willco didn't include the

<LordFederman> guys, i'm meeting my girlfriends' parents this weekend, what do you think i should say

If he had, it would've been PERFECT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #627 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:42:09 PM »

... Not really, I don't talk much in #ga. We're not doing EVILBORE impressions. Are you a cast writer for SNL, because that was non-funny.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #628 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:42:38 PM »

He could've added

<Castellan> youre all feggits

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #629 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:45:19 PM »

If you were going to include me, it'd be me pretending to be someone else. Last week it was Mark Foley. This week it was:

<Cory_Lidle> hay guys whats up

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #630 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:47:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 13, 2006, 03:42:09 PM

... Not really, I don't talk much in #ga. We're not doing EVILBORE impressions. Are you a cast writer for SNL, because that was non-funny.

It probably would've helped if your response to what I said was a bit funny, but like everything else you say, it wasn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #631 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:49:42 PM »

I don't think it would've helped.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #632 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:58:57 PM »

Yeah, probably not.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #633 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:01:43 PM »

Let's hug it out.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #634 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:20:53 PM »

You can hug my penis; only five inches, but it's thick

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #635 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:29:12 PM »

Now you're stealing jokes from 30 Rock? Do you have no shame?

Vizzys · « **Reply #636 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:29:25 PM »

TYPICAL EVILBORE NIGHT:

Quote

[20:38] <Viz> castek=llan is an ethug again lol
[20:38] <Castellan> do I frighten you
[20:38] <TheBlackS> Um
[20:38] <Viz> eh typo too lazy to fix
[20:38] <Castellan> with my WORDS
[20:38] <Castellan> and my CUSSING
[20:41] <Nidakra> Tell stories about your past exploits in beating women?
[20:41] <TheBlackS> You're a douche.
[20:41] <Boogie_> TBS: Only pussies backhand guys
[20:41] <Boogie_> or intend to
[20:42] <TheBlackS> You're a fucking loser. Continue to sit in your basement and argue about Sony's marketing strategies.
[20:42] <Dr_Zombz> TBS: its sad you cant drink
[20:42] <Nidakra> He's missing out on a fun part of life.
[20:42] <Dr_Zombz> Shit i'd pay money to see Bob Saget kick your black ass TBS
[20:42] <Nidakra> He might even be able to attract non-fatty poon if he masters drinking.
[20:42] <DANISH_CARTOONIST> When he drinks his IQ falls to 65. YES A FIVE POINT FROP!
[20:43] <DANISH_CARTOONIST> DROP

Minutes later...

[20:44] <Castellan> frankly, your existence is depressing
[20:44] * Timer 1 activated
[20:44] * Viz sets mode: +b *!*@8692B249.5F27EA54.62C5C6.IP
[20:44] * Timer 1 halted
[20:44] * Castellan was kicked by Viz (http://anaconda.pt.vu/ · 25)
[20:45] <Viz> his existence was depressing
[20:45] <TheBlackS> So fuck up.
[20:45] <DANISH_CARTOONIST> "I got laid" HAHAHAHA
[20:45] * Viz is now known as Viz-away

MINUTES LATER...

[20:50] * Viz-away sets mode: -b *!*@8692B249.5F27EA54.62C5C6.IP
[20:50] * Viz-away is now known as Viz
[20:51] * SunshineAndHugs4U has joined #evilbore
[20:51] <TheBlackS> Oops.
[20:51] <TheBlackS> Sorry
[20:52] <TheBlackS> I'm not a seasoned drunkard.
[20:52] <TheBlackS> Sue me.
[20:52] <SunshineAndHugs4U> I bet you are a happy and beautiful person.
[20:52] <Viz> welcome back
[20:52] <TheBlackS> Yes, and yes.
[20:52] <Viz> :/
[20:53] <SunshineAndHugs4U> I hope my gentle laughing nature is more palatable to big sobby internet vaginas
[20:53] <SunshineAndHugs4U> cuz we're all friends here
[20:53] <TheBlackS> God damn you guys suck. Even OAS had a fun time with my thred.
[20:54] <Viz> castellan this whole routine you are doing is a but too cliche dont you think?
[20:54] <SunshineAndHugs4U> HUGS
[20:54] <Viz> bit*
[20:54] <SunshineAndHugs4U> Viz,
[20:54] <SunshineAndHugs4U> I said HUGS
[20:55] <Viz> its almost as bad as, "were not so different you and I" on the cliche factor
[20:55] <Viz> please stop
[20:55] <SunshineAndHugs4U>
[20:55] <SunshineAndHugs4U> We're not so different, you and I
[20:55] <Viz> lol ok
[20:55] <Viz> u mad?
[20:56] <SunshineAndHugs4U> a little mad, and a little horny
[20:56] <SunshineAndHugs4U> so c'mere

MORE MINUTES LATER...

[20:59] * Mr_Nidakra is now known as Mondain
[20:59] <Castellan> he has no money
[21:00] <Castellan> he's a scrub!
[21:00] <TheBlackS> What the fuck?
[21:00] <TheBlackS> Kick these bastards out
[21:00] <TheBlackS> THis room sucks now
[21:00] <Castellan> he's so lame, we hafta go back to a minor pop hit from 1999 to discuss his lameness!
[21:00] <Viz> ...im confused by their ways
[21:00] <TheBlackS> Even worse than MAF's bitch ass.
[21:00] <Castellan> MAF rides you like a pony
[21:00] <Castellan> he smacks your ass and you run
[21:01] <Mondain> The humor can be found in him not understanding our cynictastical and sarcticmaniacal ways.
[21:01] <Viz> ...
[21:01] <Castellan> oh my!
[21:02] <Castellan> I dare not cross wits with Jotaro!
[21:02] <Viz> hes from canada
[21:02] <Viz> OWNED
[21:02] <Castellan> Is do not have the idiosyncratical versimiltudinority to win
[21:02] <Mondain> Only beyond your proletarian sensibilities do my grounded in reason logics dare go betwixt, senor.
[21:03] <Viz> u am ugly like my dick on glass

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #637 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:32:48 PM »

... "sarcticmaniacal"? Is that really a word?

Vizzys · « **Reply #638 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:37:53 PM »

I think he was just making those up, yeah that isn't really mondain.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #639 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 13, 2006, 04:29:12 PM

Now you're stealing jokes from 30 Rock? Do you have no shame?

At least you understood the reference, Spiderman

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #640 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:47:46 PM »

What.

dunce cap · « **Reply #641 on:** October 13, 2006, 05:41:33 PM »

I wonder what the verdict is on onkelC's cook-off threads...

Vania · « **Reply #642 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:27:48 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #643 on:** October 14, 2006, 01:36:53 AM »

that castellan dude is hi-larious

Mupepe · « **Reply #644 on:** October 14, 2006, 09:14:29 AM »

Quote from: dunce cap on October 13, 2006, 05:41:33 PM

I wonder what the verdict is on onkelC's cook-off threads...

What do you mean?

Himu · « **Reply #645 on:** October 14, 2006, 01:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 14, 2006, 01:36:53 AM

that castellan dude is hi-larious

Who??

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #646 on:** October 14, 2006, 01:57:46 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #647 on:** October 14, 2006, 02:01:14 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 14, 2006, 01:57:46 PM

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #648 on:** October 14, 2006, 02:01:46 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2006, 02:01:14 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 14, 2006, 01:57:46 PM

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #649 on:** October 14, 2006, 02:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 14, 2006, 01:36:53 AM

that castellan dude is hi-larious

Nope.

dunce cap · « **Reply #650 on:** October 14, 2006, 08:05:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 14, 2006, 09:14:29 AM

What do you mean?

I was wondering if people think he's a queer or not.

LiuKangBakingAPie · « **Reply #651 on:** October 14, 2006, 08:15:53 PM »

Quote from: dunce cap on October 14, 2006, 08:05:16 PM

I was wondering if people think he's a queer or not.

Fuck you. Cooking is awesome.

dunce cap · « **Reply #652 on:** October 14, 2006, 11:25:28 PM »

Quote from: LiuKangBakingAPie on October 14, 2006, 08:15:53 PM

Fuck you. Cooking is awesome.

Cooking FTW?

Polari · « **Reply #653 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:46:30 AM »

Nominating AlanHemburger along with whoever it was I slagged off a few pages back for worst poster of 2006.

etiolate · « **Reply #654 on:** October 15, 2006, 07:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 13, 2006, 01:25:51 PM

This is my impression of #ga...

<bjork> i got banned again wtf this sucks
<Hitokage> What did you say?
<bjork> nothin i gonna bitch until im unbanned
<Scarlett> i play games
<Diablos> You're the greatest, Scarlett
<EviLore> lets me transcribe some EGM
<Unison> omg that'd be great!
<bjork> im still banned
<warcock> cigarillo
<EAspr0sk> did u know im from Japan?
<warcock> cigarillo
<demi> cigarillo
<warcock> cigarillo
<demi> stfu cigarillo
<Shinobi> If you like something, I hate it! I'm from Canada! Roar!
<Dragona> Did someone insult women?
<EviLore> PS3 is such a bargain.

Did you add the extra t to Scarlet on purpose?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #655 on:** October 15, 2006, 01:26:29 PM »

lol @ the Scarlet Johanson thread. People actually think shes "meh"? Some dude actually gave a play by play explanation as to why her face isn't attractive. Oh mah gawd!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #656 on:** October 15, 2006, 07:08:11 PM »

GAF needs to tear down women in order to justify why they don't need them in their lives, not that they have a choice anyway.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #657 on:** October 15, 2006, 07:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 15, 2006, 07:08:11 PM

GAF needs to tear down women in order to justify why they don't need them in their lives, not that they have a choice anyway.

Says the walking feminist.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #658 on:** October 15, 2006, 08:22:45 PM »

Someone get in touch with VALIS and tell him to come over here. He's a good poster, and he was spot-on in this post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4582567&postcount=61

That banning was complete bullshit, in favor of some random fucktard who's just gonna post the latest internet photo meme over and over again and bring nothing else to the fucking table.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #659 on:** October 15, 2006, 08:24:41 PM »

True.

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Author Topic: GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!) (Read 474555 times)