Do you want kids?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Do you?

[Madrun Badrun]

I would adopt a Japaneses sex slave of 16 years old.

[Flannel Boy]

No. Kids are annoying, stupid, and spend all your money. They better have half my genes if I'm going to put up with that. And anyway, how they turn out will have more to do with their genes than the environment I provide them.

[Candyflip]

I'm really not sure. I used to not want them because, lets not lie, most kids are snot nosed brats with no manners who do nothing but break shit. Then again, this might have something to do with their parents. Still, that's a lot of responsibility, and a big life changer. I wouldn't like feeling that attached to something.

[Flannel Boy]

Why did you change the topic title?

[Cheebs]

Very much. If I am un-married and like 35 I'll probably adopt from some poor country angenlia jolie style.

[Madrun Badrun]

Why did you change the topic title?

I know now we all look stupid!  I say we all edit our posts saying how we wont have gay sex with him! 

[Flannel Boy]

Why did you change the topic title?

I know now we all look stupid!  I say we all edit our posts saying how we wont have gay sex with him! 

We won't?

As for the new question, I don't see it happening in the next ten years. I really don't want kids and women really don't want to have sex with me. 

[MrAngryFace]

No, and if I ever change my mind id probably adopt.

[Beezy]

Yeah. I didn't realize how much I did until this girl I knew told me that she never wants kids. She got a little less attractive when she said that.

[demi]

Yes.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes.

Do you still want kids if Nick won't be the father? 

[MrAngryFace]

A lot of women dont have to HAVE kids, adoption is a nice middle ground.

[Oblivion]

Sure. It's always great to get some free labor.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think we should adopt as a forum.  We'll get 2 kids because I hear their cheeper when you do a pair, and they will spend 6 months with a member then we'll send them on the the next one. 

[MrAngryFace]

I remember the futurama ep where bender adopted 12 kids for the money haha.

[Fresh Prince]

A lot of women dont have to HAVE kids, adoption is a nice middle ground.

That makes no sense at all.

[MrAngryFace]

You know, pushing a screaming child out of their crotch. Makes perfect sense.

[Flannel Boy]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

[Junpei the Tracer!]

You know, pushing a screaming child out of their crotch. Makes perfect sense.

It's like taking a giant shit.....out your vagina.

[MrAngryFace]

I suspect it hurts more than taking a big shit does.

[Boogie]

Yeah, I want kids.

[demi]

Yes.

Do you still want kids if Nick won't be the father? 

I have alternative fathers lined up.

[Madrun Badrun]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   

[Boogie]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   

Read mine yet?

[Flannel Boy]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

That would be the craziest fucking kid ever.  BTW malek, SEND ME YOUR ESSAY!   

Only if you write my paper on 'truth'. You do know what the correspondence theory of truth is, right?

By the way: I'm going to kill my roommate. The fucker spends three hours a day talking on the phone, ten hours playing videogames, and the rest whistling. Shut the fuck up and let me study/write in peace. Fucking Education Major.

[Fresh Prince]

IMO the only reason to adopt would be because you were unable to conceive, would have trouble carrying out the pregnancy or birthing or had a genetic predisposition to certain diseases.
Not because you can't be bothered coping with pain.

[MrAngryFace]

Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.

[G The Resurrected]

1-3 kids

[Candyflip]

IMO the only reason to adopt would be because you were unable to conceive, would have trouble carrying out the pregnancy or birthing or had a genetic predisposition to certain diseases.
Not because you can't be bothered coping with pain.

Or because there are kids who need to be adopted.
...

[demi]

1-3 kids

What happened to the other 3 kids you were given?


I'd prefer to conceive a kid on my own, you know, blood relations and all that.

[Madrun Badrun]

Read mine yet?

I haven't but I was planning on doing it tonight while I wait for movies to download. 

Only if you write my paper on 'truth'. You do know what the correspondence theory of truth is, right?

It wouldn't happen to state that something (for example, a proposition or statement or sentence) is rendered true by the existence of a fact with corresponding elements and a similar structure. The theory maintains that the truth or falsity of a statement is determined only by how it relates to the world, and whether it accurately describes (i.e., corresponds with) that world. The theory presupposes an objective world and is therefore antagonistic to theories that problematise objectivity such as external world skepticism or metaphysical subjectivism.  Is that it?   

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I actually understood that, I feel smart 

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O and kill your room mate. No one will no and besides the world doesn't need more good for nothing teachers.

[G The Resurrected]

1-3 kids

What happened to the other 3 kids you were given?


I'd prefer to conceive a kid on my own, you know, blood relations and all that.

I ate them muhahahaha

I really do want my own kids and I want to videotape them poping out of my hawt mommas sweet pussy.

[Fresh Prince]

Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.

No I'm gay so that means I can't speak on these issues?

What I read MAF to be implying was that women wanted to adopt simply because they did not want to cope with the pain.  Really with all the medical help available and the fact that birthing has happened for many thousands of years naturally that seems a bit stupid.

Unless there is medical reason or you want to adopt for humanitarian reasons (which I forgot about).

[Candyflip]

Are you a woman?

Furthermore there are plenty of children out there that need homes.

No I'm gay so that means I can't speak on these issues?

What I read MAF to be implying was that women wanted to adopt simply because they did not want to cope with the pain.  Really with all the medical help available and the fact that birthing has happened for many thousands of years naturally that seems a bit stupid.

Unless there is medical reason or you want to adopt for humanitarian reasons (which I forgot about).

Who the cares? If the mother does not want to deal with the birthing process (which is more than just labor pain) and neither parent is intent on having a biological child, by all means, adoption is a great choice. Again, there are tons of kids who need to be adopted. Does it really matter how the parents reach that decision?

[Ichirou]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Are you implying PD and Lemurs are having sex?

[Flannel Boy]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Are you implying PD and Lemurs are having sex?

No, it's a what if... like Descartes malevolent trickster in the Meditations.

[Phoenix Dark]

What if the kids' biological parents are PD and Lemurs. Who wants to raise that!

Why are you fantasizing about pedophilia?

[Himu]

I love kids. I'd love to raise a kid.

[Phoenix Dark]

I love kids. I'd love to raise a kid.

[Himu]

I've never had a problem with children. I don't see why people "hate" them. That seems to be going too far, haha.

[Beezy]

I've never had a problem with children. I don't see why people "hate" them. That seems to be going too far, haha.

Yeah. I hate other people's spoiled brats in public though. I don't know them so I can't say or do anything to put them in their place.

[Himu]

I hate the PARENTS of the brat children, not the kids themselves lol

Because if you're good enough with kids, you can make them act good.

[Flannel Boy]

I was at a McDonals the other day and saw three annoying girls. Right away I knew the mother weighed 200 pounds and the father had a mullet. NAILED IT. Do you want to raise the children of a man who has a mullet?

[Madrun Badrun]

Do you want to rasie the children of a man who has a mullet?

of course not, I bet thats why shes fat. 

[Himu]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't like small children. Little kids are disgusting, and they stink.

I'm not patient enough for kids. I'd rather be that cool uncle that doesn't have any kids, who's nephews love hanging with because he's cool and has a bunch of videogames and comics.

[Flannel Boy]

I hate the PARENTS of the brat children, not the kids themselves lol

Because if you're good enough with kids, you can make them act good.

The shared home environment is responsible for 0% of the variation in behavioral traits of grown children. If children resemble their parents, it's because they share the same genes, bot because of their upbringing.

 SEE 5000 studies.

[Phoenix Dark]

Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?

[Flannel Boy]

Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?

Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?

[Phoenix Dark]

Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?

Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?

If I had children with Lemurs I'd be very wary of Beezy who has made his unhealthy obsession with blasians public

[Beezy]

Two parents in a house hold is the healthiest thing. Right Dr. Malek?

Even if the parents are you and Lemurs? Or mullet and fatty?

If I had children with Lemurs I'd be very wary of Beezy who has made his unhealthy obsession with blasians public

Naw, you're good for the first 18 years.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Beezy]

You're evil.

[Phoenix Dark]

At least I'm not going to hell

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I see your hand down there

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[Beezy]

She's no Amerie/Crystal Kay though.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah. She's more in the down's syndrome territory 

[Human Snorenado]

Kids are fucking disgusting.  Ew, no.

[bagofeyes]

Id rather be dead. Actually being dead would be so sweet. No more work, no more thinking and doing stuff...

[Madrun Badrun]

Id rather be dead. Actually being dead would be so sweet. No more work, no more thinking and doing stuff...

Hey, your back!  ...that sounds depressing