Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 2359865 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17040 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on May 10, 2014, 10:04:03 PM

You need an eye patch to look cool, buddy boy.

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Cool pic, looking saucy
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Yes mono-vision only make biking more fun.

Boogie · « **Reply #17041 on:** May 10, 2014, 11:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM

lookit that white person

*HHnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggg*

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17042 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:33:30 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17043 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:49:33 PM »

how'd you get a pov view from my asshole?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17044 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:57:15 PM »

oh. i thought that was a tampon string.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17045 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:37:52 PM »

I like how everyone seems genuinely disgusted except Positive Touch, who is giving me "I want that purple stuff" vibes.

Raban · « **Reply #17046 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:44:53 PM »

so the house I'm staying at has this beautiful dog that I hang out with as often as I can. I take him on walks every day and just have him chillin in the guest room I sleep in, he's a total sweetheart

his name's Kita

Rufus · « **Reply #17047 on:** May 12, 2014, 12:22:01 AM »

Kita means "dick" in serbo-croatian. (´ ･ω･`)

Atramental · « **Reply #17048 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:46:59 PM »

Bonus pic for Esch:

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http://i.imgur.com/EJr2ybG.jpg
I know I have crazy eyes but I'm still gonna take mushrooms, breh.

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Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #17049 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:34:06 PM »

I thought the bonus pic would've been your female persona.

Atramental · « **Reply #17050 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:51:48 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/HT9FqmV.jpg

Well... if you insist.

Broseidon · « **Reply #17051 on:** May 15, 2014, 09:59:39 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #17052 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:27:10 PM »

What's the matter, Broseidon? You scared of my feminine charm?

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #17053 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:28:46 AM »

She's got fucking perfect bone structure and features. Let me marry her.

Also the smiling pic of Atra is the first pic of him where he doesn't look like this one complete asshole fuck I know. Smile more Atra!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17054 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:01:44 AM »

ive been stuck like this for what feels like an hour and my neck hurts.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17055 on:** May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM »

DILFs

TVC15 · « **Reply #17056 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:14:29 PM »

nudemacuser looks a lot cuter without sunglasses.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17057 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:15:49 PM »

i don't wanna be cute

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM

DILFs

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2014, 01:12:08 PM

Smooth, soft bodies. And going off of that: kids. They just do nothing for me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17058 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:32:48 PM »

You've got legit bedroom eyes, man. You shouldn't be hiding them.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17059 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 16, 2014, 12:43:30 PM

DILFs

For a few seconds I honestly read that as "Daughters ..." and was like

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17060 on:** May 16, 2014, 06:12:44 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17061 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:26:05 PM »

nobody is allowed to be with my daughter until she's attending secondary school and canonically 1,000 years old

TVC15 · « **Reply #17062 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:29:27 PM »

You know, I used to be a Mac homo until I sensed up. I still have a Mac Pro that I paid 6 grand for here. Why don't you come over and bend over to take a nice close look?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17063 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:30:57 PM »

6 grand? why

TVC15 · « **Reply #17064 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:34:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 16, 2014, 08:30:57 PM

6 grand? why

It was a tank at the time. Fuck, it's still a tank. 8 cores 3ghz, 16 gig of RAM, GeForce GT 120 (great at the time) . If I updated the GPU it would still be a great game machine.. Weighs as much as a tank, too. About 60 pounds.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17065 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM »

I pretty much only use laptops/ios devices. if I were to ever go the desktop route, which would basically just be for games, I'd build something.

it's funny you say something about bedroom eyes, cuz my wife mentioned something about that a couple months ago, apparently i can charm her with a look. i didn't know this at all.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17066 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:36:57 PM »

I only use laptops now, too. Laptops are now legit gaming devices so I just buy a 2 grand one every 2 years.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17067 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:38:57 PM »

ah, i've always just stuck with the smaller/cheaper models (ie, $1000-$1200). still rocking a 2010 mbp. i get pretty good framerates in skyrim running win7

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TVC15 · « **Reply #17068 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:42:12 PM »

I still have 4 apple laptops I no longer use. A 2006 MBP, a 2010 MBP, a 2008 (?) MB, and a 2002 or 2003 MB that I bought from Juice from GAF. I also had one of the old candy colored iBooks, an original MBA (the shitty one), a second gen MBP (the first good one), and a third gen MGA (the one I smashed over my knee after being disappointed by the True Detective finale). I was wilde homo.

Raban · « **Reply #17069 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:44:43 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM

it's funny you say something about bedroom eyes, cuz my wife mentioned something about that a couple months ago, apparently i can charm her with a look. i didn't know this at all.

I always strain to speak for women, but eyes are like the female surrogate to male obsession with breasts. Evolution gave men the front-ass, but eye-contact must've been the reason we started boning face-to-face in the first place.

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and yes, yours are

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17070 on:** May 16, 2014, 09:13:41 PM »

Eye contact while he's drilling you.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17071 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:30:23 PM »

so i was getting my hair cut today and the chick was going on how i'm on the cusp of a new trend or something since apparently all her male clients are getting tired of the standard undercut and 'trying to find a new direction to take it'. i just laughed and said i was doing a lazy man's undercut since combing shit up and getting it to say takes way too much time and effort. she thought i was joking. $:-\$

bonus hiding-bedroom-eyes-behind-sunglasses-pic

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Raban · « **Reply #17072 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:53:37 AM »

tom hardy eat your heart out

TVC15 · « **Reply #17073 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:55:16 AM »

I'd suck it off.

tiesto · « **Reply #17074 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:24:15 AM »

GF took a picture of me while we were out for sandwiches the other day:

Boogie · « **Reply #17075 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:40:23 PM »

So, my six-month old nephew has been captured in a very meme-able shot:

Which has lead to:

And then, the piece de resistance...

Boogie · « **Reply #17076 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:40:52 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #17077 on:** May 25, 2014, 04:52:28 PM »

Insanity Baby maybe.

BRUSH TEETH
BEFORE THEY BRAKE THROUGH

etiolate · « **Reply #17078 on:** May 25, 2014, 06:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on May 25, 2014, 04:40:52 PM

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#stopwhitta

Boogie · « **Reply #17079 on:** May 26, 2014, 11:51:46 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17080 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:36:38 PM »

my nicca Wrath getting brolic

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17081 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:21:27 PM »

The family

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17082 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:38:47 PM »

Me and a baby!!!

chronovore · « **Reply #17083 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:50:17 PM »

And an actual smile! Big charmer!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17084 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:55:37 PM »

Who is that in the red dress breh

chronovore · « **Reply #17085 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:56:31 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17086 on:** June 01, 2014, 09:15:39 PM »

Both are my sisters

Atramental · « **Reply #17087 on:** June 01, 2014, 09:19:21 PM »

I don't remember taking a pic with BrandNew.

Seriously though. Bald white guys with beards really do look alike.

It's no wonder why I get mistaken for different people all of the time. $:-\$

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on May 16, 2014, 02:28:46 AM

She's got fucking perfect bone structure and features. Let me marry her.

Also the smiling pic of Atra is the first pic of him where he doesn't look like this one complete asshole fuck I know. Smile more Atra!

I think someone is making clones of me, breh.

demi · « **Reply #17088 on:** June 01, 2014, 09:19:25 PM »

Oh fuck, you've been hitting that?

Atramental · « **Reply #17089 on:** June 01, 2014, 09:38:07 PM »

You'll have to ask that clone since I am (unlike my clones) going through a long phase of celibacy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17090 on:** June 01, 2014, 10:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 01, 2014, 09:38:07 PM

You'll have to ask that clone since I am (unlike my clones) going through a long phase of celibacy.

Whoosh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17091 on:** June 01, 2014, 10:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 01, 2014, 09:01:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2014, 08:55:37 PM
Who is that in the red dress breh

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Nah breh, she's benchable. IE you put her on the bench, she's not ready to start but once she loses 10-15 pounds I'm putting her in the game.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17092 on:** June 01, 2014, 11:26:24 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 01, 2014, 08:21:27 PM

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oh my, how did i miss the girl in the red dress?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17093 on:** June 01, 2014, 11:37:34 PM »

you tag her butthole, breh?

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totally beatin' it to brandnew wedged like a slice of hipster ham in an incest sammich

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17094 on:** June 01, 2014, 11:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on June 01, 2014, 11:26:24 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on June 01, 2014, 08:21:27 PM
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oh my, how did i miss the girl in the red dress?

someone needs to make a troll smiley of BrandKnew's face. Reminds me of

Raban · « **Reply #17095 on:** June 02, 2014, 12:58:27 AM »

just for you, PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17096 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:13:36 AM »

Quote from: Raban on June 02, 2014, 12:58:27 AM

just for you, PD
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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17097 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:32:59 AM »

christ

chronovore · « **Reply #17098 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:38:26 AM »

Quote from: Raban on June 02, 2014, 12:58:27 AM

just for you, PD
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Looks like a fairly typical San Franciscan.

demi · « **Reply #17099 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:52:30 AM »

I'd still fuck that

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 2359865 times)