Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 2370048 times)

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6120 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:53:50 AM »

Hyoushi why aren't you a model? Real Talk.

T-Short · « **Reply #6121 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:02:48 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6122 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:08:25 PM »

Hyoushi is amazing.

so light and breezy

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #6123 on:** February 23, 2009, 06:40:58 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 22, 2009, 09:59:10 PM

Haha, curse was just kidding, bitch. He PM'd me earlier about your incredibly uneven lip proportions, making your teeth look crooked as fuck.

He's lying. I never PMed him.

Stop being such a cigarilloot, GG.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6124 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:39:43 PM »

Hyoushi, do you know what camera's took those last pics? I like the IQ (probably same as the first ones but it stands out on the later ones)

T-Short · « **Reply #6125 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:01:50 AM »

yeah same on all, Nikon D300. The portraits were taken without flash and the others with a dual flash+softbox setup so of course they look a lot different.

Third · « **Reply #6126 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:35:36 PM »

So I shaved my head for the carnival and bruised my nose.

My nose looks like a fucking potato now. :'(

See if you can spot the dog btw. You'll shit bricks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6127 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:48:39 PM »

How do you breath?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6128 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 25, 2009, 09:48:39 PM

How do you breath?

....

You have a mouth, right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6129 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:53:32 PM »

who want's to breath though their mouth all the time? Besides I usually have mine clenched up from nervousness. I would have to prop my lips open and suck air though my teeth.

demi · « **Reply #6130 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:56:31 PM »

breathe

Third · « **Reply #6131 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:58:02 PM »

Breathing goes mouth exclusive. But it's pretty hard to eat. So I'll have to take it easy during dinner.

The nose hurts so much. It's unbelievable. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6132 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:07:59 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 09:56:31 PM

breathe

take your e and shove it!

demi · « **Reply #6133 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:08:32 PM »

Happe Birthdae

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6134 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:09:41 PM »

ae is pronounced as a long I!

demi · « **Reply #6135 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:10:57 PM »

Take your long I and shove it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6136 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:26:15 PM »

IIII
I I
II II
I I
I I
I I
I I

and you know where I'm going to shove it?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6137 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 25, 2009, 10:26:15 PM

IIII
I I
II II
I I
I I
I I
I I

and you know where I'm going to shove it?

That looks like a penis.

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Mmm, penis.

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elektrikluv · « **Reply #6138 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM »

Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6139 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM

Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6140 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:31:49 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ya to a hot woman

Third · « **Reply #6141 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:38:18 PM »

I always thought Tauntaun was a girl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6142 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »

Tauntaun is an everythingsexual. If it bleeds, he can hump it.--arnold

elektrikluv · « **Reply #6143 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6144 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:14:30 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

Marriage doesn't stop one from pining for the old cock. Just ask a Republican senator or a baptist minister (is there a difference?).

Eric P · « **Reply #6145 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:19:29 PM »

or Oscar Wilde

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6146 on:** February 28, 2009, 06:47:06 PM »

that so screams "tries too hard"

Bildi · « **Reply #6147 on:** February 28, 2009, 07:22:53 PM »

You got real purty hair.

lordmaji · « **Reply #6148 on:** March 01, 2009, 02:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 28, 2009, 07:22:53 PM

You got real purty hair.

and a real purdy mouf.

Tieno · « **Reply #6149 on:** March 01, 2009, 03:42:16 AM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

I find demi the hardest to read...is he an actual homosexual?

Reb · « **Reply #6150 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:03:31 AM »

Does it matter, it's not like he's getting any.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6151 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:24:33 PM »

Spencer looks like the average 7chan camwhore.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6152 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:31:04 PM »

Oh shit. My new Diesel leather jacket is coming on Wednesday. Maybe I should take pics of myself in it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6153 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 28, 2009, 06:41:54 PM

My friend caught me looking particularly depressed:
(Image removed from quote.)

The best part of the picture is the Deschutes Brewey sign behind Spencer.

MIRROR POND

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6154 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:54:20 PM »

Did I just read a nukka compare Spencer to Zac Efron? WTH?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #6155 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:35:30 PM »

Zac Effron is completely unattractive.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6156 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:39:28 PM »

I'd make him gag on my thick cock, tyvm.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6157 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM »

Me on the left, 20 dollar nacho bitch on the right.

AND GUESS WHO THAT IS IN THE BACK COMPLETELY DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE RED SHIRT.

Also, directly behind me: Cousin Rebel, pre-drunk angry vomiting man.

T234 · « **Reply #6158 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:59:19 AM »

Yeah, I was pretty drunk, but Rebel was considerably wilder. I also had considerably less hair then than I do now.

Reb · « **Reply #6159 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:02:29 PM »

She freaks me out.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6160 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:11:37 PM »

Believe me. You wouldn't.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6161 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:14:47 PM »

Short of rape, you wouldn't be. And even then, she'd somehow find you and call you every night crying until you killed yourself, and then she'd call me crying wanting to know why everyone in her life left her.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6162 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:19:39 PM »

Go find my 20 dollar nacho story. That more or less sums it up.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6163 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:20:06 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 02, 2009, 12:14:47 PM

Short of rape, you wouldn't be.

kosma is polish. that's probably what he intended with his original comment.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6164 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:24:11 PM »

I'm simply pointing out that she's batshit insane, and and contact with her risks extreme harassment from her and anyone she can somehow turn against you.

T234 · « **Reply #6165 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »

I DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS THE "OH SHIZ" GIRL

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6166 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:30:42 PM »

Haha, yeah. That pic is REALLY not flattering. I think she's really cute, but its just not fucking worth it.

T234, you met her. What was your impression of her? You know, what you can still remember.

T234 · « **Reply #6167 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:36:54 PM »

I was drunk as fuck; she didn't seem too bad, but then again I was way more drunk than anybody else while you were there. I remember telling that one woman who was what's-her-name's mom (who looked like Sarah Palin kinda) that "I never go anywhere in this part of the state without a bottle of Vodka in my hand"

Yeah, that pic isn't very flattering.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN MAN

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Tell Rebel she's single. Problem solved.

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tiesto · « **Reply #6168 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:09:28 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Me on the left, 20 dollar nacho bitch on the right.

AND GUESS WHO THAT IS IN THE BACK COMPLETELY DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE RED SHIRT.

Also, directly behind me: Cousin Rebel, pre-drunk angry vomiting man.

20 dollar nacho bitch is pretty cute, totally my physical type.

The one in the middle is like the type of girl who'd go for me though. $:-\$

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6169 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:24:03 PM »

my day in luzern (a photographic retelling)

went to lucerne (luzern) yesterday with my friend (the one who has the 5D!) and he took this picture on the starbucks coffee terrace next to the water. i was looking off over the crystal clear lake surrounded by pristine, snow-capped mountains.

it was so warm and sunny outside that i didn't need my jacket! (12 degrees c).

we checked out the old medieval covered bridge (built in the 1400s) that is painted with all kinds of grisly paintings about suffering during the black plague! my friend decided to play paparazzi there:

we also went on a boat, but sadly T-Pain was not there:

after that, we went to the verkehrshaus (museum of transportation) and saw a lot of vehicles, including trains:

i think i make a pretty badass train driver:

first and last photos were not taken by me, obviously!

5D

switzerland

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6170 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:40:01 PM »

cloud

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6171 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:10:24 PM »

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #6172 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:15:43 PM »

jarosh

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am i doing it right?

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T234 · « **Reply #6173 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »

Cloud's pics need more drunken EBers in them.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6174 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on March 02, 2009, 03:15:43 PM

jarosh

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am i doing it right?
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Pretty much.

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jarosh

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TEEEPO · « **Reply #6175 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:24:43 PM »

i'm on the right

GilloD · « **Reply #6176 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:45:41 PM »

We had a party this weekend and it got boring, so I filled the bathtub with cold water and put on my bathing suit and hung a sign on the door that said "POOL PARTY" and then I drank beer in the tub until I got really cold

:

Later on I got re-dressed and invented a new dance:

Ask Eric P how fun I am at parties because I am FUN until it gets around 2 and then I just get mad and tired so pretty much I'm a party TODDLER

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6177 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:51:42 PM »

Socks in the tub is silly.

Eric P · « **Reply #6178 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:55:07 PM »

i didn't get an invite to this party

Eric P · « **Reply #6179 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:55:17 PM »

:'(

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