http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46734.msg2751319#msg2751319CW: the shite thread
benji, my version of this story involves convincing my lovable but clueless friend to run for school president in our senior year.
I wrote a pretty funny speech for him (even after it was censored by the
mods school administrators--the speeches had to be preapproved
) that was the product of paying a nontrivial amount of attention during the prior 3 elections (nerd). I also had him deliver the speech in a particular manner to "heighten the comedy" (it didn't and it sucks that I asked him to do that).
He beat a cheerleader and some nerd and became president. The
mods administrators passed a rule after the election that required klanidates give their speeches in their normal manner of speaking because of our campaign that I assume is still on the books.
One of my friend's new duties was to give morning announcements on our school's television channel. (Each of the other elected officials also had to do this on different days.) One week we had Wednesday and Friday off but not Thursday. That Thursday was of course going to be senior ditch day. He gave announcements on Monday or Tuesday with a girl in a different year. At the end of their broadcast she said, "Enjoy your 3 day weekend everyone!" and my friend deadass said, "And to you seniors, enjoy your 5 day weekend." She looked absolutely mortified as the feed cut to credits.
He of course got in hot water, became the object of much contempt by the senior class, and only the most foolish seniors didn't show up to school on Thursday.
There's probably a historical metaphor to make here but 99% of historical analogies are bullshit except for the ones that are developed by Friedrich Engels and Matt Karp.