THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 05:28:49 AM

Title: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 05:28:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LcByo.jpg)

BORE SAINTS ROW CREATIONS OF THIS ENTRY'S VERSION OF 'THE BOSS/PLAYA'

(http://i.imgur.com/CUj5N.jpg)

Ruby Rhod from the Fifth Element - Chronovore

(http://i.imgur.com/nxYlq.jpg)

Janelle Monae - Himuro

(http://i.imgur.com/2DIKP.jpg)

??? / Neo / High Schooler who thinks he's cool - Chronovore

(http://i.imgur.com/o7Lmo.jpg)

LADY GAGA - Himuro

(http://i.imgur.com/4e2Kp.jpg)

Velma - Himuro

(http://i.imgur.com/O1435.jpg)

Kazuma Kiryu - Linkzg

(http://i.imgur.com/YTzOX.jpg)

Lisa Simpson - Himuro

(http://i.imgur.com/NEr6p.jpg)

Malcolm X - Himuro

Off-site Boss creations!

(http://i.picpar.com/be00e2be974db52dd7405a619bfbf2e7a71339cd.jpg)

Storm!

(http://i.imgur.com/Cw3uv.jpg)

Stubbs the Zombie!

(http://i.imgur.com/UMH5t.png)

Hunter!

(http://i.imgur.com/hwLnu.jpg)

TOBIAS FUNKE. I AM AN ACTOR.

(http://i.imgur.com/5mzKk.jpg)

Hipster Hitler!

(http://i.imgur.com/Ro4fq.jpg)

Sonic!

(http://imgkk.com/i/x_xy.png)

Mario!

(http://imgkk.com/i/buyh.png)

Luigi!

(http://i.imgur.com/MFqsJ.png)

Wario!

(http://i.imgur.com/MjQJG.jpg)

Tails!

(http://i.imgur.com/NGalc.jpg)

Knuckles!

(http://i.imgur.com/McD2V.jpg)

Gaston!

(http://i.imgur.com/KoxQJ.jpg)

Ben!

TRAILERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2-WSyRuO0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeNx2RTCMuY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4INbmuj4jY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkLXj3iMfHQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMDhfochU0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVJ4rgO728g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewy2rGUwF84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7soxyF7qZVE

POST YOUR INITIATION STATION PROFILES.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 09, 2011, 05:34:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hwLnu.jpg)

:rofl dying here
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 05:53:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hwLnu.jpg)

:rofl dying here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrLbKpdZqc0
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 08:20:23 AM
so are we setting up co-op groups?  this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 09, 2011, 08:42:24 AM
so are we setting up co-op groups?  this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

For serious?! That'll be great!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 09, 2011, 10:15:39 AM
Can't wait!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 09, 2011, 10:42:22 AM
We really need to follow DCharlie's ways and use |OFO| instead of |OT|
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
so are we setting up co-op groups?  this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

Two player
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 02:53:16 PM
New Cherished Memories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxqKef8QyI
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on November 09, 2011, 02:57:28 PM
oh

my

god


that italian guy stole kiryu's suit

selecting asian and clicking random until it gets close enough is harder than you think!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 02:59:12 PM
Just look at a reference pic and change the values yourself. Easier.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 09, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5O9x7aL7QE
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 03:07:39 PM
i can't watch tim and eric
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 09, 2011, 03:27:45 PM
AMAZING OP  :bow
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on November 09, 2011, 03:43:07 PM
Is there cross-platform coop?

Otherwise, what system are you all getting it on?  I'm going with PC.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
360. Will get for pc/ps3 later.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2011, 03:52:22 PM
amazing OP for a game that will no doubt be shit. thanks for trying though. :)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 04:03:42 PM
so are we setting up co-op groups?  this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

Two player

dreams completely crushed

i dont know why i thought it was four player; i guess that would be too awesome

ill b getting this on 360 btw
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2011, 04:06:24 PM
methodis, you just aren't even trying anymore, it's like you're just going through the motions

maybe you're just burnt out

you should take a vacation, go to a nice beach somewhere, dig your toes in the wet sand, close your eyes, and meditate on past trolling successes
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 04:07:22 PM
changed my xbl tag, it is now Ren Li Zhong. Add me if you haven't already
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 09, 2011, 04:13:47 PM
Will get on pc when it drops in price. #partoftheproblem
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2011, 04:15:23 PM
i hope you know the children of several developers are going to starve to death this winter because of your selfish choice
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 09, 2011, 04:18:09 PM
Hey, I only have so many dollars in my entertainment budget.  Those kids can get a job sewing things together in a sweatshop for 14 hours a day if they really want to eat.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 04:18:13 PM
Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
usually hoes
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 09, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'
"Hoses."

We really need to follow DCharlie's ways and use |OFO| instead of |OT|
What's that stand for?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 09, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
I thought co-op was four player this time?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
It's two player. That was demi spreading lies.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Herr Mafflard on November 09, 2011, 05:54:32 PM
I thought co-op was four player this time?

I thought it was too  :(

Himu crushing dreams.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 09, 2011, 06:20:09 PM
Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'

For conclusive reference on the matter:

(http://mrbrandonmarcus.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/slam-dunkin-hoes.jpg)

(use of DUNK'N contraction notwithstanding)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 09, 2011, 07:19:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5O9x7aL7QE

TALL CAT PARADE
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Gospel on November 09, 2011, 07:59:50 PM
I thought it was too  :(

Himu crushing dreams.
PC mod could probably add in a Free Mode someday. but that won't happen soon enough.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on November 09, 2011, 08:48:07 PM
The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 09, 2011, 08:53:58 PM
that's weird, i swear everyone was throwing 4 player out. i wouldn't throw shit out like that if i hadn't read it somewhere.

saves me some money, then... still need to finish 2 before i buy the expansion pack.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 09:02:57 PM
after watching that vid, im kind of scared to play this
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2011, 09:29:12 PM
volution initially said 4 player but they couldn't figure out how to make the game even worse in the gameplay department so they decided to drop 2 players as a way of saving more people from the shit
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 10, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
i can't watch tim and eric

You're missing out, it's brilliant.

TALL CAT PARADE
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: magus on November 10, 2011, 04:57:44 AM
The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this

i like how when that weird cartoon starts,the thing is all random japanese but when the credit scrolls they are all in korean :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 10, 2011, 05:20:16 AM
Pre-load supposed to start tomorrow. :hyper
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 10, 2011, 05:32:26 AM
The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this

That was completely absurd. I think I've seen the results of the chicken-gun elsewhere, so this was a censored version, to boot.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2011, 05:36:46 AM
i can't watch tim and eric

You're missing out, it's brilliant.

TALL CAT PARADE

i'll watch because tim and eric can be good in gulps
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 10, 2011, 06:23:04 AM
90 minutes!

But I have to work tomorrow :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 10, 2011, 09:44:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfniDDrACtU
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2011, 12:31:19 PM
Warning to people like me who don't want to see later missions. The GB QL is during a later mission.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 10, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
Toys R Us next Tuesday ONLY

$10 GC & Official Guide w/ Saints Row 3
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 10, 2011, 01:16:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxorF0EcKDM
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 10, 2011, 01:17:13 PM
What's that stand for?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37065.0
Official FUCK OFF thread
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 10, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
Oh, right. OK, yeah. If there was ever a game which needs OFO treatment, this is it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFO| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2011, 06:47:50 PM
done and done
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFO| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 10, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
I kinda preferred "Official FUCK FEST", which is also appropriate for this particular thread, considering the title.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFO| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 10, 2011, 08:28:54 PM
OFO for shit games

OFF for FUCK FEST AWESOME games

ok?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFO| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: archie4208 on November 10, 2011, 08:35:25 PM
PC version comes with hats for TF2.  :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 10, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Season pass :-\

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-10-saints-row-the-third-season-pass-confirmed

Quote
A DLC season pass for Saints Row: The Third has been confirmed.

According to a post on the THQ Insider blog, which has since mysteriously been taken down, the voucher gives you access to four expansions, representing a saving of 15 per cent on buying each pack separately.

The four add-ons are as follows:

    Nyte Blayde Pack - Includes the Nyte Blayde Mobile, altar boy outfit, Bloody Canoness outfit and Bloody Canoness bike.
    Genkibowl VII (available January 2012): "The Wide World of Genki takes over Steelport for a sporting tradition totally and utterly unlike any other."
    Gangstas in Space (available Winter 2012): "The Saints go intergalactic in this science-fiction misadventure."
    The Trouble With Clones (available Spring 2012):
 "Copy-cat killing at its finest."

An exact price for the pass is yet to be confirmed but anyone who pre-orders the game via the THQ store gets it thrown in free of charge.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 10, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
That was confirmed months ago. Eurogamer am late.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 10, 2011, 10:57:52 PM
"Gangstas in Space"

SOLD. Volition needs my fucking money
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2011, 05:20:58 AM
Game isn't faring too well with the reviewers like I thought it would. Gametrailers references Steelport as Stilwater the entire fucking review. Destructoid gave it a (very) surprising 7.0.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 11, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-11-saints-row-the-third-dildo-gimped-in-japan


Quote
Penis-shaped Saint's Row: The Third weapon The Penetrator has fallen foul of Japanese censors.

THQ has been told to remove the "veins and physics" from the purple dildo, which is used in-game as a melee weapon.

An un-named THQ representative told Game Informer that "stricter guidelines" in Japan were apparently to blame for changes to the three foot phallus.

In-game, the dildo is attached to the handle of a baseball bat. Footage of the device in action lies below.

Smh Japan
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: patrickula on November 11, 2011, 10:06:36 AM
Tom Chick loves it: http://www.honestgamers.com/reviews/9687.html
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 11, 2011, 10:10:24 AM
Consider he's one of the few reviewers that recognized the greatness that was 2, I think I'll trust him.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 11, 2011, 10:25:41 AM
Game isn't faring too well with the reviewers like I thought it would. Gametrailers references Steelport as Stilwater the entire fucking review. Destructoid gave it a (very) surprising 7.0.

These are the same reviewers that slobbered all over GTA4 and it's Oscar-worthy story, so...
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2011, 11:10:35 AM
Game isn't faring too well with the reviewers like I thought it would. Gametrailers references Steelport as Stilwater the entire fucking review. Destructoid gave it a (very) surprising 7.0.

These are the same reviewers that slobbered all over GTA4 and it's Oscar-worthy story, so...

Well the thing about destructoid is that they were slobbering over SR3 in earlier previews only to give it a 7. It makes no sense.
Title: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 11, 2011, 11:34:05 AM
This game is shit and lol at you guys pretending it never was.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 11, 2011, 12:51:36 PM
It's currently trending six points ahead of Saints Row 2, so I'm not worried.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2011, 01:04:37 PM
This game is shit and lol at you guys pretending it never was.

Shut up, cracker.
Title: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 11, 2011, 01:40:05 PM
Sorry I have realistic expectations
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 11, 2011, 01:42:24 PM
Reviews are only averaging 8.9 right now, absolutely abysmal. I've already cancelled me preorder and burned my copy of Saints Row 2. Better luck next time, Volition.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 11, 2011, 02:15:23 PM
Pre-order canceled, Saint's Row 2 disc broken in half.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 11, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
maybe one day you guys will stop seeing the hilarity in dick and fart jokes the rest of the grown world has exceeded their minds already why dont you guys join in
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 11, 2011, 03:57:02 PM
Nah, I like dick and fart jokes.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 11, 2011, 03:58:51 PM
maybe one day you guys will stop seeing the hilarity in dick and fart jokes the rest of the grown world has exceeded their minds already why dont you guys join in

Dildo bat :rofl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 11, 2011, 04:06:18 PM
the esrb made them take out the veins and phyusics from the dildo bat
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 11, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
the esrb made them take out the veins and phyusics from the dildo bat

You seem to be quite on top of this game even though you don't care for it.
Title: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Reb on November 11, 2011, 04:24:45 PM
Thomas seems to be on top of the veiny purple dildo.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2011, 05:35:46 PM
Hello Himuro


......


(http://p.twimg.com/Ad-2uf_CIAI7K-u.jpg)

i'ma get the ps3 version eventually. we can play, then.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 12, 2011, 05:01:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VOjR9.png)
 :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 12, 2011, 09:37:35 AM
:rock
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 12, 2011, 09:42:36 AM
Season pass :-\

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-10-saints-row-the-third-season-pass-confirmed

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A DLC season pass for Saints Row: The Third has been confirmed.

According to a post on the THQ Insider blog, which has since mysteriously been taken down, the voucher gives you access to four expansions, representing a saving of 15 per cent on buying each pack separately.

The four add-ons are as follows:

    Nyte Blayde Pack - Includes the Nyte Blayde Mobile, altar boy outfit, Bloody Canoness outfit and Bloody Canoness bike.
    Genkibowl VII (available January 2012): "The Wide World of Genki takes over Steelport for a sporting tradition totally and utterly unlike any other."
    Gangstas in Space (available Winter 2012): "The Saints go intergalactic in this science-fiction misadventure."
    The Trouble With Clones (available Spring 2012):
 "Copy-cat killing at its finest."

An exact price for the pass is yet to be confirmed but anyone who pre-orders the game via the THQ store gets it thrown in free of charge.

so wait, i'm reading this correct, right?  preordering thru thq's site gets you ALL the dlc for FREE?  i'm cancelling my order from amazon today and switching over! :hyper
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 12, 2011, 09:53:52 AM
Season pass :-\

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-10-saints-row-the-third-season-pass-confirmed

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A DLC season pass for Saints Row: The Third has been confirmed.

According to a post on the THQ Insider blog, which has since mysteriously been taken down, the voucher gives you access to four expansions, representing a saving of 15 per cent on buying each pack separately.

The four add-ons are as follows:

    Nyte Blayde Pack - Includes the Nyte Blayde Mobile, altar boy outfit, Bloody Canoness outfit and Bloody Canoness bike.
    Genkibowl VII (available January 2012): "The Wide World of Genki takes over Steelport for a sporting tradition totally and utterly unlike any other."
    Gangstas in Space (available Winter 2012): "The Saints go intergalactic in this science-fiction misadventure."
    The Trouble With Clones (available Spring 2012):
 "Copy-cat killing at its finest."

An exact price for the pass is yet to be confirmed but anyone who pre-orders the game via the THQ store gets it thrown in free of charge.

so wait, i'm reading this correct, right?  preordering thru thq's site gets you ALL the dlc for FREE?  i'm cancelling my order from amazon today and switching over! :hyper

Amazon sent out keys yesterday, I'd say you waited just a big too long to cancel.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 12, 2011, 09:57:46 AM
maybe one day you guys will stop seeing the hilarity in dick and fart jokes the rest of the grown world has exceeded their minds already why dont you guys join in

TW@
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 12, 2011, 10:03:15 AM

Amazon sent out keys yesterday, I'd say you waited just a big too long to cancel.

fml

oh well, getting the game as a(n early) christmas present anyway, so i cant get mad at spending a few of my own dollars on it
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Post by: Himu on November 12, 2011, 10:52:52 AM
maybe one day you guys will stop seeing the hilarity in dick and fart jokes the rest of the grown world has exceeded their minds already why dont you guys join in

TW@

(http://gtadomain.gtagaming.com/images/sa/weapons/dildo.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2011, 07:38:14 PM
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-11-saints-row-the-third-dildo-gimped-in-japan


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Penis-shaped Saint's Row: The Third weapon The Penetrator has fallen foul of Japanese censors.

THQ has been told to remove the "veins and physics" from the purple dildo, which is used in-game as a melee weapon.

An un-named THQ representative told Game Informer that "stricter guidelines" in Japan were apparently to blame for changes to the three foot phallus.

In-game, the dildo is attached to the handle of a baseball bat. Footage of the device in action lies below.

Smh Japan

The weird part is, those dildo bats are available from any convenience store here.
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Post by: Himu on November 13, 2011, 03:12:31 PM
ONE MORE DAY
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 01:31:04 PM
TONIGHT
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 02:25:33 PM
its out now on pc if you use a VPN to unlock it
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 02:41:22 PM
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/14/saints-row-the-third-review/
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Post by: Robo on November 14, 2011, 02:57:16 PM
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/14/saints-row-the-third-review/

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So that brings me to that guilt I feel. It’s nothing to do with the violence, the sweariness, the generally amoral attitude (or maybe it is). It’s the representation of women throughout. Which is confusing. Because, okay, I’m playing as a girl. And that’s not just a box I ticked at the start. It means that my on-screen character is clearly female, but more-so, is treated by the world as female. There are a few exceptions – some narration during a wrestling incident doesn’t recognise the player gender, for instance – but mostly the dialogue is written and recorded to recognise your sex. There are damn few games that can claim that. Then it’s packed with strong female characters. And girly ones. And dorky ones. And not all of them have their boobs flapping around. Women are as much a part of the gang as men, and play no secondary roles. (And, importantly, for once men are portrayed with variety, again mixing up thugs with geeks, smart and dumb.) Which is good, right?

And, well, then there are the rest of the women in the game. Who invariably are wearing bras, and probably lap dancing or prostituting themselves. You rescue “hos” from shipping containers, in which they huddle uselessly, chirping rubbish about how terrified they are. Characters refer to women as “bitches” throughout. It’s gross. And I think you could get some distance justifying it as parody, or perhaps arguing that it genuinely does seem to be the most affectionate use of “bitches” I’ve ever heard. But, well, it’s still pretty foul, isn’t it?

Incoming Kotaku article: Is Fall 2011 the Most Sexist Period for Videogames Ever?  YES
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Post by: Trent Dole on November 14, 2011, 03:09:01 PM
Hah, and of course a site that regularly links snakaku would complain about sexism.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 03:14:24 PM
if anyone wants to unlock their pc version hit me up on steam name is bostoncollegefan i'l llet you use my vpn

someone quote this so the people who have me ignored can have fun
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Post by: FatalT on November 14, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
if anyone wants to unlock their pc version hit me up on steam name is bostoncollegefan i'l llet you use my vpn

someone quote this so the people who have me ignored can have fun
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 03:25:57 PM
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/14/saints-row-the-third-review/

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So that brings me to that guilt I feel. It’s nothing to do with the violence, the sweariness, the generally amoral attitude (or maybe it is). It’s the representation of women throughout. Which is confusing. Because, okay, I’m playing as a girl. And that’s not just a box I ticked at the start. It means that my on-screen character is clearly female, but more-so, is treated by the world as female. There are a few exceptions – some narration during a wrestling incident doesn’t recognise the player gender, for instance – but mostly the dialogue is written and recorded to recognise your sex. There are damn few games that can claim that. Then it’s packed with strong female characters. And girly ones. And dorky ones. And not all of them have their boobs flapping around. Women are as much a part of the gang as men, and play no secondary roles. (And, importantly, for once men are portrayed with variety, again mixing up thugs with geeks, smart and dumb.) Which is good, right?

And, well, then there are the rest of the women in the game. Who invariably are wearing bras, and probably lap dancing or prostituting themselves. You rescue “hos” from shipping containers, in which they huddle uselessly, chirping rubbish about how terrified they are. Characters refer to women as “bitches” throughout. It’s gross. And I think you could get some distance justifying it as parody, or perhaps arguing that it genuinely does seem to be the most affectionate use of “bitches” I’ve ever heard. But, well, it’s still pretty foul, isn’t it?

Incoming Kotaku article: Is Fall 2011 the Most Sexist Period for Videogames Ever?  YES

I think it just goes to prove that Saints Row is the most progressive franchise in gaming today. So what if they have women called hoes? They're fucking hookers. Fuck.
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Post by: bork on November 14, 2011, 03:31:46 PM
TONIGHT

I wish it were tonight...it's tomorrow. 
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 03:39:52 PM
midnight launch
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 04:18:50 PM
Played about a hour so far on PC. Game is fucking awesome looks good but performance is SHIT. I'm running a good computer too (not amazing but should be slaughtering this). Volition :piss
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 05:11:44 PM
this game is god tier :bow shame abotu the performance
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 05:14:40 PM
So far the only disappointing thing I've heard about this game is that you can't fucking replay missions or cutscenes. what the fuck volition
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 14, 2011, 05:36:56 PM
Got my copy :hyper

Still thinking about Skyrim though :gloomy
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 08:21:45 PM
Co op is borked or something is wrong with this game. For one if you skip 1 cutscene it'll seemingly automatically skip ALL cutscenes in the game, and as stated, you can't go back and view them again. WTF.

Also performance is fucking yonkers on high end machines.  Volition :piss

Also wanna clarify this for co-op people:

*Each perosn is shown their own character in the cutscene, not yours or both of them. :piss
*The radio station in the car isn't shared so you can't make it so you kill bros to SPORTS :piss

game is fun otherwise, but some real stupid design decisions and horrid performance mean people hsould be BUYER BEWARE
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Post by: Himu on November 14, 2011, 08:23:14 PM
the co-op character's being your own character in cutscenes was in SR2.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
still sucks. here's some pics:

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632982837654032789/49D52B5E996CA5A5F1D851412C2DCCC1DA641E7A/)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632982837654063369/8CACB95731654652D0001A28150CC3AB60CF83C4/)

really wish i got it on console

:piss bad ports
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 14, 2011, 08:42:12 PM
So far the only disappointing thing I've heard about this game is that you can't fucking replay missions or cutscenes. what the fuck volition

yeah that sucks.... I read there multiple choices in some of the missions, e.g you can choose to take over a building, or destroy it, and the choice will persist across the whole game. I'm guessing thats why you can't replay missions in this one. There are also achievements tied to these, so the game will require a replay for 1000. Not that that's a bad thing! I'll go for 100% takeover etc. in my first game, then in the 2nd play I'll make the other choices for the achievements. Although, you could probably rig it up with a co-op partner to join each others games and get the cheevs. I dunno.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 14, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
Got my copy :hyper

Still thinking about Skyrim though :gloomy

shit, do you aussies get it early or something? Not out til Friday here  :(
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 14, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
game is rubbish if you have a ATI card. avoid at all costs. Not working once again.

:piss ATI
:piss Volition
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Post by: benjipwns on November 15, 2011, 12:00:54 AM
Just unlocked on Steam.  :omg
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 15, 2011, 12:05:44 AM
Got my copy :hyper

Still thinking about Skyrim though :gloomy

shit, do you aussies get it early or something? Not out til Friday here  :(

15/11 releases - Assasins Creed, Halo CE and Saints Row The Third.

About time we get a release early.

Guy at EB proceeded to spoil a story mission for me as I picked it up :(
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 15, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
you should have abused him. Sexually.

Argh I want this game so bad! Just gonna keep playing Dark Souls until it lands I guess.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 12:54:53 AM
Whelp, the introductory mission is better than all of GTAIV.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 15, 2011, 01:04:33 AM
Until i slay all the dragons in skyrim this game be on the backburner

sorry professor genki, preorder cancelled (seriously -- I cancelled my preorder on amazon when I realized I wouldn't have enough time for this game)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 15, 2011, 01:26:40 AM
this game is TRANSCENDENT.

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336317272081/0378B90051BE3044EF06F76FD8F80F5926107E50/)
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 01:53:30 AM
Okay. This game. Man. This is definitely a sequel to Saints Row 2. The dialogue is perfect. The Boss is still a badass. The intro mission is on some Uncharted -level shit.

Man.

MANNNNNNNNNNNN
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Post by: Bebpo on November 15, 2011, 01:58:51 AM
Those pics look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than SR2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Will buy at 50% off on steam
[close]
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 02:23:28 AM
I wish I had something better than a Core 2 Duo.  :'(
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 02:41:29 AM
I love how money has actual value in this one. I'm doing activities just to get some cash so I can buy unlockables. :bow

Professor Genki's activity is AMAZING.
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Post by: benjipwns on November 15, 2011, 03:18:45 AM
If you have a nVidia card and drivers older than 285.62 try and upgrade to those at least. My frame rate jumped quite a bit after upgrading.

Base jumping off my crib and fast stealing a car instead of taking the slower elevator to the garage.  :bow
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 15, 2011, 05:55:52 AM
OH GOD THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME

Jumped into a car - RETURN OF THE MACK

Then got Kanye with POWER

Not going to look at a music list, it's great discovering everything myself.

Also there seems to be no way to either change the camera when driving OR look in reverse. How frustrating

edit: also didn't SR2 let you listen to music while running around?
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Post by: benjipwns on November 15, 2011, 07:58:18 AM
This is sooooooo good.

I love how stupidly vertical the city is. I agree with whatever review noted the areas aren't as visually distinct as in 2. You can't necessary tell where you are just from what buildings are around at first, I don't really have an issue because of my weird OCD visual mapping "skill" but my one co-op friend couldn't figure out 2's map so he'll have even more problems in this. (And I'm sure we'll have great fun as he asks "where are you going?" every fifteen seconds as I race through the map again.)

Only complaints so far are the pop-up with vehicles (it was sometimes bad in 2 for insurance fraud, but seems worse here, spawn cars dammit) and how you can't ram gas station tanks anymore. I'm totally missing out on hitting the one down the road from the saints hideout at top speed to send the car flipping end over end onto roofs or highways.
edit: also didn't SR2 let you listen to music while running around?
Don't believe so. At least not that I recall on the PC version. Been a while though.

They did away with the music shops and now you just have a mixtape you can make, that I can tell.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2011, 08:05:56 AM
LMAO @ the opening two missions. That was glorious.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 15, 2011, 08:22:25 AM
:-( fuck i wanna skip school tonite
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 08:36:50 AM

edit: also didn't SR2 let you listen to music while running around?

You're thinking SR1.
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
 The rpg elements are even better in this one. Every ability costs $$$ and I have such little $$$ so it makes the upgrade system even more fun. Plus, so many shops and cribs to buy. I was going to get the air hangar but it's like 15,000.

I love how you get new missions from the cell phone. No driving to a mission start point, just go to your phone click mission and you instantly start the new mission.

The way they've streamlined the game is fantastic. You get gps indicators on the game itself so you don't have to look at a teeny tiny map all the time while driving. I love how you don't even have to drive to Rim Jobs anymore to customize your car. In your garage just go to Customize and voila -- Rim Jobs! -- spoilers and under glows and nitrous are just a click away.

Assassination missions are a lot better now because they're more than; 1. Go here, 2. look for this guy and kill him. You have to actually fill out some variables this time, like having specific vehicles.

Speaking of vehicles! They feel so weighty now. It's like this mix of GTAIV and SR1/2. It's weighty like GTAIV but not shit! But it's still arcadey like SR1/2 so it's pretty awesome.

Very nice, fucking fun. Insurance Fraud is still a blast, and Tank Mayhem is :hyper Professor Genki's activity is so FUN. Cannot wait to play this on co-op.
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Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2011, 09:19:37 AM
How is the prof. genki stuff delivered? Is it just a code pack-in with the manual, as with other "free with new sale DLC" has been, or is it delivered separately, e.g. mail or site registration?
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 09:20:49 AM
It came with my receipt from gamestop.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 15, 2011, 11:28:07 AM
game is rubbish if you have a ATI card. avoid at all costs. Not working once again.

:piss ATI
:piss Volition

bullshit. i'm running it at a rocksolid 60 fps on a 6990M -- an M, you toad
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
Ahahaha co-op is glorious. Professor Genki's activity is amazing on co-op.
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Post by: Robo on November 15, 2011, 12:05:10 PM
How is the prof. genki stuff delivered? Is it just a code pack-in with the manual, as with other "free with new sale DLC" has been, or is it delivered separately, e.g. mail or site registration?

This probably doesn't apply to you, but apparently KMART copies of the game do not come with the Prof. Genki DLC code. 
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 12:17:45 PM
I bought the digital download [PC] version on Amazon and it gave me two Steam keys, one for the base game and one for Genki.
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 12:21:55 PM
You didn't get a key for co-op?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
Should I have?
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Post by: demi on November 15, 2011, 12:27:30 PM
Who cares about Professor Genki? Theres no achievements and it's crap fluff. I'll be buying my $20 copy today.
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 12:31:39 PM
Should I have?

Yes. You have to validate it to play co-op.
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 01:02:58 PM
Pierce's assassination missions are still the best :lol
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 01:25:05 PM
Should I have?

Yes. You have to validate it to play co-op.

And it's not validated by putting the key for the game into Steam?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 01:41:51 PM
game is rubbish if you have a ATI card. avoid at all costs. Not working once again.

:piss ATI
:piss Volition

bullshit. i'm running it at a rocksolid 60 fps on a 6990M -- an M, you toad
why would I lie when plenty of people are auraborealis the same thing. Perhaps u should check yourself before u wreck
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Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 01:55:35 PM
Should I have?

Yes. You have to validate it to play co-op.

And it's not validated by putting the key for the game into Steam?

I don't fucking know. But on 360 you have to validate your game in order to play co-op. You go to co-op and it says you have to enter a code and shit that comes with your game. If your copy only came with the Genki Fun Pack...well..uh.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 01:59:06 PM
What the fuck. On xbox live, like 3 out of the 4 co-op partners I've encountered are just the default Boss. I never realized gamers were so BORING.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 15, 2011, 01:59:18 PM
game is rubbish if you have a ATI card. avoid at all costs. Not working once again.

:piss ATI
:piss Volition

bullshit. i'm running it at a rocksolid 60 fps on a 6990M -- an M, you toad
why would I lie when plenty of people are auraborealis the same thing. Perhaps u should check yourself before u wreck

you wouldn't lie. you're just biased, reactionary, and stupid. i'd prefer it if you lied, because that would at least suggest some sort of higher cognitive function. as it stands, you're the forum equivalent of e-coli, slithering frantically toward the light you don't understand and not only unaware that you are trapped in your own colon but that you need to feed on your own shit to live
Title: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 02:03:07 PM
Wow you're rude why aren't peaks like you taken care off
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 02:37:25 PM
whored mode :rofl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2011, 03:19:11 PM
Got a nice performance boost when I upgraded to the latest NVIDIA driver, not quite ideal but it works much better.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 03:36:09 PM
ATI cards still fucking broken. Volition are shit developers.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 15, 2011, 03:39:07 PM
Tom Chick loves it: http://www.honestgamers.com/reviews/9687.html

oh em geeee that Tom Chick review makes me want to jump on board
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: FatalT on November 15, 2011, 03:45:08 PM
I played a bit from when I rented it earlier today and I'm not really digging it. I might end up taking it back for new the Assassin's Creed or Modern Warfare 3 again.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2011, 03:51:24 PM
Thinking about getting it for pc...

In a month or so after I'm Skyrimmed out.  If that ever happens.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 15, 2011, 04:04:48 PM
ATI cards still fucking broken. Volition are shit developers.

You bought this game?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 04:06:30 PM
Saints ROw 1 is one of my top games of the generation. Saints Row 2 is a aborted mess on the 360. So I bought this one since every preview said it ran great on PC and was more like SR1. It's a kick ass awesome game, but my god is the PC port balls after Volition lied and said it was good.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 15, 2011, 04:09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmgmzDvnBw

:eek
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
This is probably the best sandbox game
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Herr Mafflard on November 15, 2011, 04:11:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmgmzDvnBw

:eek

best weapon ever?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 15, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
Saints ROw 1 is one of my top games of the generation. Saints Row 2 is a aborted mess on the 360. So I bought this one since every preview said it ran great on PC and was more like SR1. It's a kick ass awesome game, but my god is the PC port balls after Volition lied and said it was good.

 :lol :lol ??? :lol :lol ::) :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 15, 2011, 04:36:26 PM
ATI cards still fucking broken. Volition are shit developers.

You bought this game?

You should know, if Methodis is going to troll a game, he's never going to do it with good reason.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 04:46:14 PM
Just played a badass round of co-op with my buddy who has beaten the game already.

So fucking righteous :rock
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
Saints ROw 1 is one of my top games of the generation. Saints Row 2 is a aborted mess on the 360. So I bought this one since every preview said it ran great on PC and was more like SR1. It's a kick ass awesome game, but my god is the PC port balls after Volition lied and said it was good.

 :lol :lol ??? :lol :lol ::) :lol

He's either distinguished mentally-challenged, or playing one on tv
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2011, 04:48:47 PM
Worst PC port since Bethesda put sewers in the PC version of Fallout 3.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2011, 04:51:16 PM
How is the prof. genki stuff delivered? Is it just a code pack-in with the manual, as with other "free with new sale DLC" has been, or is it delivered separately, e.g. mail or site registration?

This probably doesn't apply to you, but apparently KMART copies of the game do not come with the Prof. Genki DLC code.
Thanks. I'm slightly less worried, but still... Whatever, as long as I can buy it separately. I needs me that costume and the cannon car.

What the fuck. On xbox live, like 3 out of the 4 co-op partners I've encountered are just the default Boss. I never realized gamers were so BORING.
It may be loading the default character if someone has used "no clothes" or tattoos with a series of alphabet characters, just in case they've used them for something intentionally offensive.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 04:55:41 PM
I don't know why I post here since all u guys do is make fun of me and push me down like all the white kids used to do at elementary school :>(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 15, 2011, 04:59:51 PM
I don't know why I post here since all u guys do is make fun of me and push me down like all the white kids used to do at elementary school :>(

hated by your own race :'(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 05:04:59 PM
my race is male so yeah  ??? not like the girls were making fun of me
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 05:06:18 PM
CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SAINTS ROW 3
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 15, 2011, 05:10:35 PM
my race is male so yeah  ??? not like the girls were making fun of me

Demi, please update Thomas Lane's title to accurately reflect his race and finally put an end to the controversy.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SAINTS ROW 3

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111113010631AA6AN0R
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 15, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
my race is male so yeah  ??? not like the girls were making fun of me

:lol

this is why i will never put you on ignore
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 15, 2011, 06:10:59 PM

edit: also didn't SR2 let you listen to music while running around?

You're thinking SR1.

I loved that :(

So definitely no way to change camera angle while driving? And no reverse look? Seems stupid.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2011, 06:40:05 PM
i liek how saints row lets me be the person i really wanna be

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336330677067/CD8B2F6A7447E6C37FFF015766DF1795E4E08863/)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
i sure wish volitoin could program worth a dam on pc

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632982837670327624/2341B350BDA972AE78B5331251E2F51633C2822F/)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: drew on November 15, 2011, 06:50:04 PM
go it.  although the toys r us gift card was only 10 dollars, demi, you silly bitch.  good lookin out anyways.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OT| GOTY, COCKS, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 15, 2011, 06:51:48 PM
Toys R Us next Tuesday ONLY

$10 GC & Official Guide w/ Saints Row 3
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: drew on November 15, 2011, 06:53:15 PM
i could have sworn you said 15, made the lady at the register whip out the weekly ad and everything :-[
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 15, 2011, 08:36:52 PM
im holding my brand new copy in my hands

smells so good
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2011, 08:40:46 PM
im holding my brand new copy in my hands

smells so good

Never sniff a Saint.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2011, 09:17:38 PM
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632982837671822242/82D614959C38918E209EBA1A681313CF158624E3/)

god why couldn't this game be dedveloped by proficient developers
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2011, 09:21:37 PM
is there any way to make methodis' sig "whitewhine"
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Eric P on November 15, 2011, 09:26:55 PM
yeah, this game is a lot of fun

i can't believe they have Cereball Ballzy and fucking Chemlab.  CHEM LAB! on the sound track.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 15, 2011, 10:15:59 PM
WHERE IS MY FUCKING PREORDER CODE AMAZON

GENKI IS DISPLEASED
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 15, 2011, 10:26:20 PM
The game completely delivers.  So goddamn awesome.  Played some co-op with Himu and just kind of fucked around for the most part.  He kept taking screenshots, and doing this paused my game which was very annoying.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 15, 2011, 10:33:02 PM
The game completely delivers.  So goddamn awesome.  Played some co-op with Himu and just kind of fucked around for the most part.  He kept taking screenshots, and doing this paused my game which was very annoying.

awesome, now I know never to play with Himuro
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 15, 2011, 10:35:31 PM
:lol

wait screenshots on 360 version!?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 10:43:48 PM
The game completely delivers.  So goddamn awesome.  Played some co-op with Himu and just kind of fucked around for the most part.  He kept taking screenshots, and doing this paused my game which was very annoying.

Sorry. When I took one screenshot, it took like 30 seconds to upload. ???

Does the game pause if you go to the map like in SR2? I find the game pauses a lot less often in SR3.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 15, 2011, 11:40:51 PM
My copy didn't arrive from gamefly today which means it will come tomorrow.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2011, 11:43:03 PM
Sorry. When I took one screenshot, it took like 30 seconds to upload. ???

Does the game pause if you go to the map like in SR2? I find the game pauses a lot less often in SR3.

In one of the Volition community manager's sessions, he said it was addressed. Many functions in the pause menu have been moved to cellphone, and the phone doesn't interrupt gameplay. It's the last answer in the video, below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgepnEqaz1Q

Apparently "uploading screenshots to saintsrow.com" is not part of that larger plan.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2011, 11:45:32 PM
Yeah, one thing is great is that you can both play dress up at the same time without having to wait for the other player unlike SR2.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 15, 2011, 11:54:44 PM
And no more running back to the crib to pick up your money!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 01:32:42 AM
Personally, I'm 7 hours in and only 20%. I'm on the fence on whether or not I should rush and beat the story so I don't get spoiled or take my time.

After the first day in Steelport I have some general thoughts:

- I think the core gameplay in Saints Row: The Third is better than 2. The story missions have more variety so far, the game's economy makes upgrading your character involving on a wide consistent basis, the controls (on foot and vehicle) are better and feel more natural, and I've always got a smile -- or at least a grin -- on my face while playing it.

- Though the game uses activities as story missions, which really feel like padding, I actually don't mind this, because a lot of these activities are either new (in the case of Pierce's Guardian Angel mission, which owns) or altered to the point where the old activities feel new, or at least slightly improved or revamped. I enjoy that the activities are brought into the story because it gives them a sense of credence. Whereas in SR1 and 2 you'd be doing insurance fraud because some random jerk off tells you to, in SR3, you are given actual story motivations. I like that. It means more Boss, more dialogue from the characters I like.

- On the other hand, I'm disappointed with how they're handling the story. I mean, the dialogue and characters are as great as ever, don't get me wrong. But it feels like so much happens off screen and the game acts like you know what's going on. Take
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Phillip's death for instance. I didn't even realize the Boss killed the dude but in a later cutscene Killbane confirms it.
[close]
This makes the game feel impersonal, which is a contrast to Saints Row 2 where you implant nuclear waste on your foes' tattoo needles, or stash their girlfriend in their car and trick them into running over her at their own monster truck rally. The Boss in Saints Row 2 is a bonafied badass who confronts any and all odds and takes them down, one by one. That's still present, but it feels tame in contrast. Hopefully it gets more SR2-like down the road because one of the best things about SR2 is that the "villains" are just as interesting as the main characters, in their own unique way. Another example of the story's lack of development is (major spoiler)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Johnny's funeral. YOu finish a mission, and then the game transports you to like, a bridge, without any transition whatsoever and then Killbane and his guys do a badass surprise attack. I understood that, but then Shaundi brings up the fact that you were at Johnny's funeral, and I just sat there like "what"
[close]

- Making things easier to access (funds, missions, customization, upgrades, gps) really makes things nice and simple experience. I find myself not doing menial bullshit like driving to my crib just to pick up some cash or staring at my map to see where to go on my gps. You can tell that Volition took the opportunity to care for the player, not so much coddle us, but make the fun shit become easier to access.

- The weird thing is, I find that there's less to do so far. I think this is mostly because activities are instanced and not multi-tiered with levels. I'm not sure if the instances are even bad it's just different, and I can't really claim that to be a negative. The funny thing is that despite all of this, I never really think about it when playing the game because I'm having too much fun to give  a shit.

- Co-op is amazing. I mean, we all knew this, but playing with a friend and getting max bounty on with gangs and the cops is a sight to behold. It becomes utter mayhem as two players take on hundreds of cops and gangsters.

- The game is more difficult than SR2. It doesn't have difficulty spikes or anything, but it just feels...I don't know, like you have to play smarter even if the core fundamentals are about the same. This could be from anything ranging from the lack of healing items to the fact that the cop ai will get on your ass for ANYTHING, when in past games they were far more lenient. I see this as a good thing because it makes forming the Boss from a badass to the ultimate badass even more fun.

I think that ultimately, SR3 improves on most assets SR2 laid upon, making a much more fun game while they're at it, despite taking a step down in some areas, because for every step back, there are literally at least three or four steps forward for every design decision.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 01:40:35 AM
Also, reading Something Awful, there's already a backlash because it seems the game is content sparse, as if they put most of the content into dlc. GG THQ.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 16, 2011, 01:47:38 AM
- Though the game uses activities as story missions, which really feel like padding, I actually don't mind this, because a lot of these activities are either new (in the case of Pierce's Guardian Angel mission, which owns) or altered to the point where the old activities feel new, or at least slightly improved or revamped. I enjoy that the activities are brought into the story because it gives them a sense of credence. Whereas in SR1 and 2 you'd be doing insurance fraud because some random jerk off tells you to, in SR3, you are given actual story motivations. I like that. It means more Boss, more dialogue from the characters I like.

- The weird thing is, I find that there's less to do so far. I think this is mostly because activities are instanced and not multi-tiered with levels. I'm not sure if the instances are even bad it's just different, and I can't really claim that to be a negative. The funny thing is that despite all of this, I never really think about it when playing the game because I'm having too much fun to give  a shit.
I believe they stuck the activities into the main mission as an introduction to them for new players or people who never do side stuff. The game opens itself up a bit more after you do all those and more of them are identified on the map.

Quote
Take
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Phillip's death for instance. I didn't even realize the Boss killed the dude but in a later cutscene Killbane confirms it.
[close]
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did you miss that giant orb thing falling on him from the top of the building?
[close]
Quote
Another example of the story's lack of development is (major spoiler)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Johnny's funeral. YOu finish a mission, and then the game transports you to like, a bridge, without any transition whatsoever and then Killbane and his guys do a badass surprise attack. I understood that, but then Shaundi brings up the fact that you were at Johnny's funeral, and I just sat there like "what"
[close]
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah, that was oddly done. That cutscene took place back in Stillwater so I assume they went back there to attend his funeral and Killbane's attack is what draws you back to Steelport.
[close]
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 01:48:38 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't remember it hitting him.
[close]

See, this is why SR3 needs a cutscene viewer. :maf
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: drew on November 16, 2011, 02:03:39 AM
the calendar in friendly fire is set at march 2003 :wtf
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2011, 02:04:02 AM
- On the other hand, I'm disappointed with how they're handling the story. I mean, the dialogue and characters are as great as ever, don't get me wrong. But it feels like so much happens off screen and the game acts like you know what's going on. Take
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Phillip's death for instance. I didn't even realize the Boss killed the dude but in a later cutscene Killbane confirms it.
[close]
This makes the game feel impersonal, which is a contrast to Saints Row 2 where you implant nuclear waste on your foes' tattoo needles, or stash their girlfriend in their car and trick them into running over her at their own monster truck rally. The Boss in Saints Row 2 is a bonafied badass who confronts any and all odds and takes them down, one by one. That's still present, but it feels tame in contrast. Hopefully it gets more SR2-like down the road because one of the best things about SR2 is that the "villains" are just as interesting as the main characters, in their own unique way. Another example of the story's lack of development is (major spoiler)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Johnny's funeral. YOu finish a mission, and then the game transports you to like, a bridge, without any transition whatsoever and then Killbane and his guys do a badass surprise attack. I understood that, but then Shaundi brings up the fact that you were at Johnny's funeral, and I just sat there like "what"
[close]

That's the biggest issue I have with the game. There's no story transition scenes! It makes the game feel disjointed, which pulls me out of the experience. I'm really not sure what they were thinking there, other than to cut the game down to the bare minimum of cutscenes.

Activities and such do feel a bit sparse, but I can forgive that since what there is to do is so much fun [including story missions]. I do wish they'd come up with more, even crazier stuff to do though.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 02:05:56 AM
I think all of the dlc is on the disc. The game is 9 gigs, on a dual layer and every single dlc thing I've dled has been like 300-400kb at most.  What the fuck THQ.


But I think it's a testament of the game's quality that it's so fucking fun despite all of this and that I never really remember its flaws unless I'm actually actively thinking about them.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2011, 02:08:24 AM
THQ is making people pay for cheat codes. PAY FOR CHEAT CODES. smh
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 02:19:53 AM
Yeah, fuck THQ. Saints Row and Volition deserves far better than them.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 16, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
I think I'm gonna take it in the shorts and buy the Season Pass. Hopefully it includes all the BS like locked weapons and stuff. Kind of a shame that you can buy a game for full price and still not have all the day 1 content.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2011, 02:39:02 AM
I think I'm gonna take it in the shorts and buy the Season Pass. Hopefully it includes all the BS like locked weapons and stuff. Kind of a shame that you can buy a game for full price and still not have all the day 1 content.

:bow SKYRIM :bow2
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 02:41:17 AM
I'd like to emphasize that despite every thing I've said I still like SR3 more than 2. :P

Just a few things here and there (namely lack of mission replays) and it'd be golden because ultimately, this is the funnest sandbox game I've ever played. It's just FUN.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 16, 2011, 02:42:01 AM
I think Bethesda will do some more Horse Armor for Skyrim just for the backlash and free publicity.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 16, 2011, 02:42:20 AM
I'd like to emphasize that despite every thing I've said I still like SR3 more than 2. :P

Just a few things here and there (namely lack of mission replays) and it'd be golden because ultimately, this is the funnest sandbox game I've ever played. It's just FUN.

Is it more fun than Just Cause 2?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 02:55:02 AM
Never played Just Cause 2 outside the (very) awesome demo. Been meaning to pick that up. But SR3 co-op is insanity.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 16, 2011, 04:46:44 AM
awesome, can't wait til friday!

been doing some sleuthing to try and find out if the Shark Gun is included in the season pass. I'll buy both anyhow, but it will be good to know.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 16, 2011, 05:28:19 AM
Man, I just BARELY kept my twitching fingers away from Himumu's SPOILER TAINT. That was a close one.

Drew, shame on you for spoiling the calendar date. That could end up being critical to the main story! :wag (:teehee)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Eric P on November 16, 2011, 05:39:59 AM
WHERE IS MY FUCKING PREORDER CODE AMAZON

GENKI IS DISPLEASED

got mine this morning in an email
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 16, 2011, 06:47:15 AM
Amazon is good with the codes, they sent me both at the same time and I've heard people they couldn't they're getting them out to ASAP. Apparently GMG people aren't getting the Genki code at all?

Loving this game, the missions are like 2 stepped up to the next level. The scope they're taking on is like two or three of 2's missions put together at times. It sorta reminds me of when DMA recognized that the best mission of GTA III was that early one where you attack and blow up the ship with 8Ball, and they spent most of the Vice City + time as talking about how that's where they realized just what they could do in a sandbox world in terms of mission scope.

And
spoiler (click to show/hide)
HOLY SHIT when STAG rolls in and what that mission seems like in comparison to earlier ones.
[close]


This is probably going to wind up being the first game I get sucked into and beat in less than a week since Arkham Asylum. Even though like then I have tons of real life shit to do. I can totally write about those Supreme Court executive branch employment cases after I beat this right.

Right.

(Counting solo crap that I can remember, Borderlands for example took forever because of co-op to where I just finished it solo, SR2 was similar, going to do this one solo then hit up co-op with friends.)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 01:54:42 PM
The campaign OWNS when you get past the "let's introduce you to these activities" portion of the story. HOLY SHIT.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 16, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
i dont see how anyone can say co op is amazing. its fun but not having synchronized radio is terrible and volition prooves they are incompetants once again
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 03:06:31 PM
You're honestly bitching about the RADIO when you're a two man army? gtfo
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Third on November 16, 2011, 03:08:07 PM
DLC cheats?? :rofl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2011, 03:08:29 PM
himu, methodis is a troll so bad that even sa shuns him. never, ever listen to him. ever.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 16, 2011, 03:09:15 PM
You're honestly bitching about the RADIO when you're a two man army? gtfo

yes volitioon promised tales of great pc performance and being able to play co op with a buddy while murdering cops to SPORTS


neither of whic hare true.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
DLC cheats?? :rofl

The best part about this is that random co-op partners don't always join in with cheats like they did with SR2.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 03:16:31 PM
http://www.saintsrow.com/news/detail/article/251907/saints_row_japanese_illustrations

(http://i.imgur.com/LlpA4.jpg)

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2011, 04:28:07 PM
DLC cheats?? :rofl

Even though it's an unforgivable sin, I still bought those. Mainly for the 4X explosions. :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 04:35:51 PM
Level 4 Incendiary SMG rounds and Level 4 Explosive .45 rounds are :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: drew on November 16, 2011, 04:51:11 PM
Drew, shame on you for spoiling the calendar date. That could end up being critical to the main story! :wag (:teehee)

i just thought that it was really odd, i know they thought that nobody would ever look that close, but even then why make it that date? :spin
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 16, 2011, 05:00:00 PM
http://www.saintsrow.com/news/detail/article/251907/saints_row_japanese_illustrations

(http://i.imgur.com/LlpA4.jpg)

That's pretty badass. The guy who identified it as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is spot-on. I wonder who will be next!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2011, 05:05:01 PM
Art style looks familiar, but I can't quite place it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 16, 2011, 05:16:26 PM
got in it and started playing. Seems fun early enough but the frame rate is very sketchy unfortunately. (Although not uncomon in these sorts of games). Is there any way to change camera views while in a car?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2011, 05:26:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6tNchepyTY
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 16, 2011, 07:04:22 PM
gamed for a second just now with himumu, but now it's dinner time.  opening missions are fucking amazing & already better than other HOLLYWOOD GAMING shit, and i cant wait to get back to it so i can poke around and find all the awesome optional content.  i havent even finished making my character!  this is gonna be goty, no doubt.  i think im gonna skip class tomorrow so i can game all afternoon.  oh also, i got an old wireless xbox headset from a friend, but i cant get it to work.  is there something special i need to do with it or is it just busted?  ok enough add rambling, i gotta eat so i can get back to steelport
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
Does anyone have the Steam version?  If so, does it come w/ the Professor Genki shit?  Might make an impulse purchase...
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 16, 2011, 09:49:04 PM
has anyone shelled out for the Shark Gun? I will buy as I have some points siting there :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2011, 10:22:58 PM
Does anyone have the Steam version?  If so, does it come w/ the Professor Genki shit?  Might make an impulse purchase...

You only got it if you preordered.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2011, 10:24:37 PM
Does anyone have the Steam version?  If so, does it come w/ the Professor Genki shit?  Might make an impulse purchase...

You only got it if you preordered.

Fuck.  When will they start selling it otherwise?  You know they will eventually, for fucks sakes.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2011, 11:55:27 PM
this post on sa from a volition dev can explain some of the cutscene direction

Quote
I get that you really like the game, so I feel it's only fair to help shed some light on something you likely won't hear anywhere else (unless you go bugging V-Singular on the official forums)

IMO, in terms of the raw resources required to get a game built and out the door, (and Kakesu can chime in if he feels otherwise) SRTT most closely parallels SR1. It's a new engine with all the stuff that comes with wrestling with new technology in a single game cycle. SR2 used the exact same engine and more than less built off the version of Stilwater from SR1.

That in super boiled down terms means that the city of SR2 had about 6 years of development in it.

Without going into too much detail, our cinematics manpower on SRTT was much less than it was on SR2 or SR1. I could go into numbers and I would probably be wrong, but my gut estimate is that we had anywhere from 50-75% fewer cinematics artists on SRTT.

I'm going to leave it as an exercise to the reader to compare exact headcounts between SR2 and SR3, but it's safe to say we did more with less. Because we had to.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 17, 2011, 12:05:56 AM
Himu, when you tried to join my game I didn't mean to reject you.   :lol

Got about 16% of the game completed and six hours of playtime clocked.  Put in UMvC3 for a bit to take a break, but wound up going right back to Saint's again 15 minutes later.  This game is too much fucking fun.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 17, 2011, 12:28:38 AM
Makes sense, pretty much anything that wasn't absolutely necessary for the plot is completely absent.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 17, 2011, 01:06:02 AM
Is there some sort of trick to the insurance fraud activity?  Not sure I fully understand that one.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 17, 2011, 01:20:56 AM
Go to one of the marked intersections, you get adrenaline which lets you bounce among multiple cars easier. Run and jump into cars that are driving towards you, and try to use the aftersteer to hit other cars before you come down.

You hold the triggers to rag doll.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 17, 2011, 01:24:17 AM
I got that much, but the scoring is strange.  One time I'll bounce off five cars and get ~$20,000; the next time I'll bounce off two and get $40,000+.  I'm not sure what determines the amount of money you get.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2011, 01:29:12 AM
gamed for a second just now with himumu, but now it's dinner time.  opening missions are fucking amazing & already better than other HOLLYWOOD GAMING shit, and i cant wait to get back to it so i can poke around and find all the awesome optional content.  i havent even finished making my character!  this is gonna be goty, no doubt.  i think im gonna skip class tomorrow so i can game all afternoon.  oh also, i got an old wireless xbox headset from a friend, but i cant get it to work.  is there something special i need to do with it or is it just busted?  ok enough add rambling, i gotta eat so i can get back to steelport

Probably busted, no? I misread it as "wired" when clicking Reply. The wired ones are notorious for breaking when you look at them funny. The wireless ones probably have a pairing mechanism to get it to work with your xbox or controller or something.

Here's a possibly useful link:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/927346
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 01:40:09 AM
http://deckers.die is AMAZING. Holy shit GAME OF THE YEAR.

Is there some sort of trick to the insurance fraud activity?  Not sure I fully understand that one.

Do a dive roll, press ragdoll at the end of the roll. Do it on a car, try to balance yourself, control your body in mid air.

This is how you play insurance fraud:

Here's one for 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zk2kr0hSAA

Here's one for 3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCXPYZ2w-c
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 02:26:57 AM
Helicopter snipers are bastards early on
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 02:41:48 AM
:rofl @ starving artist outfit
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 02:54:06 AM
Helicopter snipers are bastards early on

level 4 .45 pistol can waste a helicopter in like 4 bullets :drool
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 06:16:01 AM
Found the airport :rock
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on November 17, 2011, 07:56:07 AM
gamed for a second just now with himumu, but now it's dinner time.  opening missions are fucking amazing & already better than other HOLLYWOOD GAMING shit, and i cant wait to get back to it so i can poke around and find all the awesome optional content.  i havent even finished making my character!  this is gonna be goty, no doubt.  i think im gonna skip class tomorrow so i can game all afternoon.  oh also, i got an old wireless xbox headset from a friend, but i cant get it to work.  is there something special i need to do with it or is it just busted?  ok enough add rambling, i gotta eat so i can get back to steelport

Probably busted, no? I misread it as "wired" when clicking Reply. The wired ones are notorious for breaking when you look at them funny. The wireless ones probably have a pairing mechanism to get it to work with your xbox or controller or something.

Here's a possibly useful link:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/927346

thanks man.  looks like i'll have to cough up some real monies to get a quality headset to get the full multiplayer experience  :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2011, 09:07:23 AM
Just get a wired one! I'm sure you can find one uber-cheap on Amazon. The wireless ones are known to be painful if worn for any length of time.

Christ, they're 71¢ on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Headset/dp/B003OAE79S/ref=sr_1_1)!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 11:10:18 AM
game of the fucking year

:bow
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2011, 01:33:32 PM
I played this for 5 hours last night, which is a "holy shit" length gaming session for me these days. I HAVE NOT HAD THIS MUCH FUN WITH A GAME IN YEARS. When I tell people about it at work, I just have this shit-eating grin and starry-eyed look on my face, like I'm waxing eloquent about some amazingly hot chick I banged and can hardly believe my good fortune. The game just CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP. :omg :D :elephant :elephant :elephant
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 17, 2011, 01:37:11 PM
Have you played Saints Row 2? Or is Saints 3 the first time you played this.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2011, 01:40:09 PM
Have you played Saints Row 2? Or is Saints 3 the first time you played this.

I played SR1 but skipped 2 (yeah, I know). I'm sure that's part of my over-the-top LURVE for this game. I just never thought a sandbox game could be, uh, FUN. Rockstar needs to swallow a big mouthful of shotgun as penance for their boring games of stupid badness.
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Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 01:52:38 PM
Pierce shines in this game even more than he did in 2. My favorite non-Boss character.

Have no fucking CLUE what they did to Shaundi though. Shaundi SUCKS now wtf but the new characters are great replacements.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2011, 02:58:45 PM
Bought.  18% :rock
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 17, 2011, 03:12:46 PM
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745786602188093/C1A4CFE68FF7EFE34757D79F0010850F85C693AF/)

Tiger escort :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 17, 2011, 03:17:51 PM
Have you played Saints Row 2? Or is Saints 3 the first time you played this.

I played SR1 but skipped 2 (yeah, I know). I'm sure that's part of my over-the-top LURVE for this game. I just never thought a sandbox game could be, uh, FUN. Rockstar needs to swallow a big mouthful of shotgun as penance for their boring games of stupid badness.

2 is terrible don't feel bad.


2 is a game that fanbrats pretend to like while it's actually juvinile and terrible

3 is a actual good game.

1 was fun for the time
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 17, 2011, 03:19:35 PM
Does your mom you act like this on the internet?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 17, 2011, 03:38:47 PM
i was adopted so probably not
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 17, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
that proves you aren't black, filthy americans only adopt little white or asian babies
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2011, 05:05:15 PM
Have you played Saints Row 2? Or is Saints 3 the first time you played this.

I played SR1 but skipped 2 (yeah, I know). I'm sure that's part of my over-the-top LURVE for this game. I just never thought a sandbox game could be, uh, FUN. Rockstar needs to swallow a big mouthful of shotgun as penance for their boring games of stupid badness.

I thought SR1 was a plenty-fun "me too" effort from Volition, with the unfortunate attitude of "oh, yeah? we're more STREET than you are, GTA!"

SR2 embraced its own status as the Crown Prince of Everything that Rockstar Forgot. After GTA IV dropped the ball by refocusing on a character-driven narrative rather than letting players explore a world and find things to do in it, Volition picked up where they left off. The whole game can be played in co-op, including the Activities, where the duties are commonly split between the players, e.g. driving-or-shooting.

SR2 is muy, muy fabuloso. Worth checking out, and apparently if you're playing it on PS3, you've got a free copy of SR2 for buying it new and using the online pass.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gamehunters/post/2011/11/ps3-owners-of-saints-row-the-third-to-get-free-game/1
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 17, 2011, 05:49:27 PM
I barely remember Pierce in SR2. He's awesome in this one, I actually pulled over when they were singing What I Got to hear the whole thing.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2011, 07:16:52 PM
Game is pretty awesome so far.  I agree with whichever reviewer said that this is the game that the people who freak out over GTA always thought GTA was- pretty much the id of an insane 13 year old boy turned into a game, which is an awesome thing.  If anyone else has the game on steam and wants to coop let me know.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2011, 07:20:37 PM
Game is pretty awesome so far.  I agree with whichever reviewer said that this is the game that the people who freak out over GTA always thought GTA was- pretty much the id of an insane 13 year old boy turned into a game, which is an awesome thing.  If anyone else has the game on steam and wants to coop let me know.

I'm playing through on PS3 now (if anyone wants to co-op on PS3, add jackfrost2012). I'm gonna grab it first sale tho to have on Steam just to fuck around in Co-op though.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 17, 2011, 07:28:43 PM
Just hope you don't have a ATI card since this game is royally fucked until they release drivers for it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 10:56:47 PM
I barely remember Pierce in SR2. He's awesome in this one, I actually pulled over when they were singing What I Got to hear the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWT1S5eSg_o
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 17, 2011, 10:59:45 PM
Game is pretty awesome so far.  I agree with whichever reviewer said that this is the game that the people who freak out over GTA always thought GTA was- pretty much the id of an insane 13 year old boy turned into a game, which is an awesome thing.  If anyone else has the game on steam and wants to coop let me know.

let's bang this weekend
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 11:15:45 PM
More Pierce awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWc1j_Ee47o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLdARcAV-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfyBB_pnLAk


Poor Pierce.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 17, 2011, 11:34:38 PM
this game is so awesome. such a treat after finishing making my game! Gonna be a great night  :D
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2011, 03:35:55 AM
Game is pretty awesome so far.  I agree with whichever reviewer said that this is the game that the people who freak out over GTA always thought GTA was- pretty much the id of an insane 13 year old boy turned into a game, which is an awesome thing.  If anyone else has the game on steam and wants to coop let me know.

let's bang this weekend

:rock

I'm about 18% done with this so far, will probably play a bunch of Skyrim tomorrow to switch it up.  Having a lot of fun so far, as I get to live out my secret fantasy and be a black chick with an attitude I MEAN WAIT WHAT

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 03:48:53 AM
Fucking love this game. All I did tonight was fuck around. Did only one story mission and it was BADASS.

I love it. LOVE IT LOVE IT
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2011, 04:03:23 AM
 :lol at Pierce trying to hide the dildo sword at Kinzie's place.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 18, 2011, 04:58:30 AM
anything involving waves of enemies can fuck right off
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2011, 07:40:21 AM
This game.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Mayor Burt Fucking-Reynolds.

You've unlocked Burt Reynolds!
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:lol

omg at murderbrawl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2011, 09:50:24 AM
beat it

spoiler (click to show/hide)
omg best use of "holding out for a hero" ever, it plays through the entire mission which literally makes it the greatest mission in any game ever
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lol mars
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I think it is shorter than 2, but then again I did blow through this far faster than I did 2 so maybe they are the same length.

They do let you replay the last mission from the start btw, so you can pick the other option. (Hope that's not a spoiler?)

Gonna be hard to top this one, waiting on Batman still.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 18, 2011, 11:00:37 AM
This game makes Batman its bitch.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
beat it

spoiler (click to show/hide)
omg best use of "holding out for a hero" ever, it plays through the entire mission which literally makes it the greatest mission in any game ever
[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
lol mars
[close]

I think it is shorter than 2, but then again I did blow through this far faster than I did 2 so maybe they are the same length.

They do let you replay the last mission from the start btw, so you can pick the other option. (Hope that's not a spoiler?)

Gonna be hard to top this one, waiting on Batman still.

It is shorter than 2. My friend 100%'d it in less than a week, it took him months to 100% SR2. I've played SR2 for over 90 hours and have yet to 100% it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 11:42:15 AM
anything involving waves of enemies can fuck right off

Just wait till you get the best toys. :rock

But here's a tip:

Level up the .45 Shepard and the default SMG to level 4. SMG has incendiary ammo and .45 Shepard has explosive ammo. With the smg, you can set one person on fire, and then they will flail and set the others around them on fire. A level 4 .45 can blow up a police copter in a few shots. :rock Also take advantage of the octopus gun, they act as the satchel charges in this game and are fucking useful at the beginning.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2011, 11:56:58 AM
Level 4 .45 Shepard is BOSS.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 11:58:54 AM
From SA:

Quote
Here's a neat trick:

Place a vehicle that normally can't be customized in your garage. Jack a customizable vehicle and drive it into a rimjobs. From the rimjobs menu, choose your garage. Highlight the non-customizable vehicle and press B (or whatever button is "back" on your respective system), then choose accept.

Result? You're now customizing a non-customizable vehicle. Change the color on whatever you want! Some of them even have body mods available.

Unfortunately I don't think this will work with airborne vehicles.

:o :o :o

:rock :rock :rock

PURPLE. EVERYTHING PURPLE.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 18, 2011, 12:29:23 PM
~blue, blue, lectric blue, that's the color, of my crew, when I roll in~

my fiancée wants me to quit my job and join Volition because "clearly those guys are having more fun"
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2011, 12:38:03 PM
~blue, blue, lectric blue, that's the color, of my crew, when I roll in~

my fiancée wants me to quit my job and join Volition because "clearly those guys are having more fun"

She could be on to something. 
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 12:56:48 PM
omg PURPLE

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595828491648475908/07E044B2ED62F21A8C3C442B4C355156EFBBF29A/)

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 01:03:12 PM

my fiancée wants me to quit my job and join Volition because "clearly those guys are having more fun"

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Do they ever explain what "feel boss" means? The Boss asks Shaundi when they first get to the city, and I saw a hobo holding a sign that says it (I also saw someone holding up a sign that says "Shaundi Is A Whore"), but then it never comes up again.

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Finally catching up with this thread, and I wanted to respond to this because I love the story.

When we got the final version of the cutscene that takes place after landing in Steelport, we noticed that the group that had done the cutscene had added a sign saying "Feel Boss $5". Nobody here had any idea what it meant, but it seemed appropriate, so we just...ran with it. We added some lines about it, and I think there's at least one commercial that references it.

We still have no clue what it means, or why it was put on that sign.

:lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
One awesome thing from last night's play session- Prof. Genki was running around and kicking people in the junk for no apparent reason right after I got into Steelport.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
One awesome thing from last night's play session- Prof. Genki was running around and kicking people in the junk for no apparent reason right after I got into Steelport.

I still haven't found Genki. I hear he's hard as balls.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 18, 2011, 01:19:07 PM
I need to grab a pic of my character. he's kind a gay bear with strawberry blonde hair and beard, light rouge and pink lip gloss, purple Kanye glasses, grey grandpa cap and steampunk combat gear.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: demi on November 18, 2011, 01:19:33 PM
:drool
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 03:18:04 PM
Three more story missions left. It had a rocky start, but this is the best damn campaign of any crime sandbox game I've ever played. I mean, you don't do as much completely EVIL shit as you do in SR2, but fuck, who CARES.

At this point, SR3 > SR2, despite the stuff we lost.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 18, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
omg PURPLE

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595828491648475908/07E044B2ED62F21A8C3C442B4C355156EFBBF29A/[img]

Amazing. :bow

So what is that, a bug?  I can't believe they'd deny you something so awesome.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 04:38:23 PM
Campaign beaten.

No words.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 04:42:05 PM
I fucking can't stop laughing. Holy shit.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 18, 2011, 06:10:45 PM
My copy is being FedEx'd to me, should be here in a couple'a days!
:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 18, 2011, 06:34:14 PM
game doesnt even start anymore god volition are the worst fucking developers
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2011, 07:42:02 PM
They really nailed the car handling. It's loose enough to be fun, but it's still got some weight to it so your car doesn't feel like it's just floating around. Far better than GTAIV, which was like steering a boat through an ocean of molasses.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 18, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
Insurance Fraud on hard is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on November 18, 2011, 10:02:41 PM

my fiancée wants me to quit my job and join Volition because "clearly those guys are having more fun"

Quote
Do they ever explain what "feel boss" means? The Boss asks Shaundi when they first get to the city, and I saw a hobo holding a sign that says it (I also saw someone holding up a sign that says "Shaundi Is A Whore"), but then it never comes up again.

Quote
Finally catching up with this thread, and I wanted to respond to this because I love the story.

When we got the final version of the cutscene that takes place after landing in Steelport, we noticed that the group that had done the cutscene had added a sign saying "Feel Boss $5". Nobody here had any idea what it meant, but it seemed appropriate, so we just...ran with it. We added some lines about it, and I think there's at least one commercial that references it.

We still have no clue what it means, or why it was put on that sign.

:lol

yeah, I lol'ed at that feel boss thing. Such a good joke!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 10:32:38 PM
Insurance Fraud on hard is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

I can help ya out. I've beaten it on hard.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 10:40:15 PM
Had a blast playing with Lyte Edge and Positive Touch tonight. Started out my session with Lyte with an in-air dog fight.  8)

We need to play cat and mouse. Is cat and mouse in this game?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on November 18, 2011, 11:22:08 PM
Insurance Fraud on hard is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

I can help ya out. I've beaten it on hard.

In SR2 Insurance Fraud was also easier to beat in Co-op, because both players are adding to the moneypile and the adrenaline counter.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 18, 2011, 11:26:27 PM
Yeah that's a good point. Had no problems with any of the other activities on hard, even the Genki one (which was awesome).

I'm starting to become quite disappointed with the city, and not just the size of it. Stillwater in SR2 had so many unique and recognisable areas, this just feels like one big urban area with some skyscrapers, an industrial zone and an airport. It's even more evident when you start to fly around.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 11:32:46 PM
Robo and I wasted Steelport for about an hour. :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2011, 11:35:37 PM
Yeah that's a good point. Had no problems with any of the other activities on hard, even the Genki one (which was awesome).

I'm starting to become quite disappointed with the city, and not just the size of it. Stillwater in SR2 had so many unique and recognisable areas, this just feels like one big urban area with some skyscrapers, an industrial zone and an airport. It's even more evident when you start to fly around.

I miss the hidden areas like the underground sex dungeon, or the graveyard and its numerous tombs, or the people doing tai chi and the barber shop singers. More people to kill! Also miss people running out nude. SR3 has easter eggs but I haven't fully explored it enough to tell if it has secrets like 2 yet.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 18, 2011, 11:56:51 PM
i miss the trailer park!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 12:00:28 AM
I miss the little details. Like how the Ronin is a Japanese gang, but they operate in the suburbs so 90% of their gang members are white teenagers with blonde hair.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 19, 2011, 12:55:24 AM
i miss the trailer park!


Me too. And the University Campus area.

There's no distinct areas, it all blends together.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 01:04:45 AM
To be honest, I don't even really care because at the end of the day, I'm having the time of my fucking life.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2011, 01:06:58 AM
I think they could probably make a Prof. Genki S.E.R.C. XBLA/steam game and I would buy it.  Just make a shit ton of different levels, enemies etc.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 01:11:10 AM
I want a Pierce spin off.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on November 19, 2011, 01:37:37 AM
I think they could probably make a Prof. Genki S.E.R.C. XBLA/steam game and I would buy it.  Just make a shit ton of different levels, enemies etc.

They could easily do that, there's only six of them and you could make enough variation to make it interesting. You could also do co-op/versus play in them too.

On that note - wasn't there mean to be some stand alone XBLA game like Case Zero?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 19, 2011, 01:48:55 AM
Robo and I wasted Steelport for about an hour. :lol

Oh, so that's why you ditched me.   :'(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 10:29:50 AM
haha naw, i wanted to play with everyone on my friends list to break co-op in
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on November 19, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
I wasn't paying any attention at all to the instructions when that mission with the tiger started.  You were probably thinking I was completely distinguished mentally-challenged.  I would have.  :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 19, 2011, 02:36:27 PM
co-op'd most of yesterday with the misses. Time flew! The game is simply put everything I was wanting. Sadly its got issues. Like why the fuck can't my coop partner make a gps coordinate so I can fucking see it on my mini map? Also where is the spice girls songs? I need more sing a long car songs god damnit!

Funniest thing to do thus far is to piss off a gang then take the fight to a localy owned ammo shop. When one was done with bullets they just go inside and buy some more. And if it got too hot both of us just go into the store and bam they forget about us.

Also since I was the one playing in her game. It wouldn't tell me I could do things in some of the co-op activities. I fucked up the tiger one cause I had no Idea what the fuck I was to do. Same with the fire missions where you can throw cocktails around while your partner drives through shit.

I do have a question though. I want to change the color of the vehicle known as "BEAR" but using the trick doesn't seem to work. I wanted a pimped out purple one damnit.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 03:08:15 PM
why cant this game have a competant fucking developer or they learnt how to develop for pc. ffs. this game is a piece of shit.

shame because the content is amazing.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on November 19, 2011, 06:15:40 PM
why cant this game have a competant fucking developer or they learnt how to develop for pc. ffs. this game is a piece of shit.

shame because the content is amazing.

Guess you should have bought it on a console since you don't know how to run PC games properly! 
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: T234 on November 19, 2011, 06:37:10 PM
Methodis is as useless as a distinguished black fellow in a wood pile.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 07:56:28 PM
I wasn't paying any attention at all to the instructions when that mission with the tiger started.  You were probably thinking I was completely distinguished mentally-challenged.  I would have.  :lol

Actually, it was me too. I never played it on co-op, and the co-op partner is supposed to PET the tiger. :lol So I was putting in directions and shit, but then I realized it worked like SR2's sex bathroom minigame and we started to get "courage" points. :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2011, 09:14:40 PM
VTOL is BOSS. For reals.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 10:10:49 PM
The "bad" ending is SAINTS ROW AS FUCK
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
why cant this game have a competant fucking developer or they learnt how to develop for pc. ffs. this game is a piece of shit.

shame because the content is amazing.

Guess you should have bought it on a console since you don't know how to run PC games properly!

loads of people are having problems, sorry i'm not a poor and have a good system that volition are too stupid to properly code and support
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOU GODDAMN HALFWIT, GO FIND SOMEWHERE WHERE AT LEAST ONE FUCKING PERSON WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
i think its important that people know this game is fucked on PC because you guys will fellate anything saints row. some people actually have to think before they spend moneyj just like how you should think before you think and stop shit posting
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2011, 10:25:09 PM
I bought it on Steam and am having a great time with it cause I'm not, you know, a fucktard.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 10:27:44 PM
Right, because the millions of people with ATI 6xxx cards who are having severe problems because of the incompetant fucking developers are "fucktards".
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 10:27:48 PM
triumph: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=lists;sa=ignore;u=74

;)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2011, 10:55:37 PM
Right, because the millions of people with ATI 6xxx cards who are having severe problems because of the incompetant fucking developers are "fucktards".
At least go with a more believable figure like "thousands" or something.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2011, 11:06:52 PM
Runs fine on a GTX460.

What kind of FPS are you getting, Methodis?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 11:07:28 PM
can we please ignore him and talk about the game:(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 11:11:54 PM
it's a buggy game. it won't even work. FPS is like 20 FPS no matter waht settings or resolution you change. It's a known problem.

http://www.saintsrow.com/community/go/forum/view/136781/230269/sr3_pc_troubleshooting

loads of threads about it here and on steam forums
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 19, 2011, 11:13:01 PM
its pretty much the exact problem SR2 had, the better your PC the worse the performance
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
well that's what you get for gaming on pc
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2011, 11:14:01 PM
20 FPS? How horrible! I don't see how you can POSSIBLY play with that framerate!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2011, 11:22:22 PM
core i7 2760M and 6990M, 60 fps baby, no lockups, runs like butter

methodis is why filthy illiterate consoletards should stay away from the masters' platform
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on November 19, 2011, 11:27:34 PM
Can't speak for PC obviously but the game struggles with the framerate mightily on the console. Which is too bad since I'm enjoying the game.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on November 19, 2011, 11:29:38 PM
There's supposed to be 11.11 drivers or a profile or something that improves performance quite a bit for AMD people like the newest NVIDIA drivers did. I'm on NVIDIA though so I can't tell you more than what I saw some posts around the web saying.

One thing I noticed while hunting for cash, drugs and sex dolls is that there are a number of underused areas in the game. In SR2 the missions sent you to basically every inch of the map for various ones. I suppose the grand scale of the missions in this where a lot of them took place all over the city along with the aforementioned crunch from making new assets and a new engine probably prevented that. There's a number of buildings and stuff where they basically only exist in the detail they do so you can get to the hidden box. Almost as if they were meant for other things but got closed up and a hidden box thrown on it to justify the extra effort.

Might consider the season pass if they start opening up and adding to the city with DLC. But that's probably unlikely.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2011, 12:17:46 AM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/2011-11-19_00001.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on November 20, 2011, 01:18:12 AM
That's awesome. You can go around and ex-out heretics  :gun as well as "laying on of healing hands" where needed.  :hump
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 20, 2011, 02:18:13 AM
THIS GAME

I played like 8 hours today, at like 65%.

THIS GAME
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2011, 03:08:55 AM
Just did the tiger escort mission  :lol
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 20, 2011, 03:20:06 AM
THIS GAME

actually too good. I'm having fun just racking up wheelie and powerslide time for the challenges! I've barely done any story missions!

I'm doing a contract kill atm, it says you have to grab a fat ho at Henry Steel Mills for this guy to turn up, but man, I cannot find a ho!
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 05:32:01 AM
Got both endings, time to work on challenges and activity missions. I'll leave taking over all of Steelport for last due to gang respawns.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 05:43:35 AM
Seriously, the lack of mission replays is my biggest fucking complaint about this game. wtf, volition. I want to be able to rape the Morning Star with my current beefed up character but you WON'T LET ME. This is especially noticeable since it is one of the best features of SR2 and makes co-op a breeze.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 20, 2011, 05:53:34 AM
Wonder if it's part of the DLC?
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 05:56:21 AM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(
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Post by: magus on November 20, 2011, 06:58:11 AM
i was wandering around a japanese blog and i saw this :nsfw pic
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(http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/1/a/1a19bdbf-s.jpg)
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and i tought "ah-ah those japanese puts boobs on everything"
but then i realized i was looking at saints row 3 and i was like :o

here's another one to counterbalance :-*

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(http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/8/1/816811ef.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on November 20, 2011, 08:00:21 AM
:drool

The chick is pretty hot, too.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2011, 10:30:57 AM
its pretty much the exact problem SR2 had, the better your PC the worse the performance

No, the problem that SR2 had is the worse your PC, the worse your performance. Same as SR3. :patel
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 20, 2011, 11:28:43 AM
Looks like Lili from Tekken

Is there a way to download user-generated characters, like in the WWE games?
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 20, 2011, 12:45:20 PM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(

what the FUCK volition

ive been doing all activities with only the occasional story mission so i dont blow my wad all at once but i guess im missing out dammit.  im loving this game, but i cant get 100% behind it because all i keep thinking is how sr2 did so much of the same stuff and actually did a lot of things better.  the map was way better, there were more side missions, more hidden areas.  the game's still amazing but it feels like been there done that.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2011, 01:00:00 PM
I don't know that that is true, because I did a couple of Insurance Fraud missions and still got the one from Angel.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 01:08:56 PM
Some missions still require to go through it in the story, but it is undoubtedly true.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 01:09:41 PM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(

what the FUCK volition

ive been doing all activities with only the occasional story mission so i dont blow my wad all at once but i guess im missing out dammit.  im loving this game, but i cant get 100% behind it because all i keep thinking is how sr2 did so much of the same stuff and actually did a lot of things better.  the map was way better, there were more side missions, more hidden areas.  the game's still amazing but it feels like been there done that.

SR3 is more fun.
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Post by: bork on November 20, 2011, 01:33:53 PM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(

what the FUCK volition

ive been doing all activities with only the occasional story mission so i dont blow my wad all at once but i guess im missing out dammit.  im loving this game, but i cant get 100% behind it because all i keep thinking is how sr2 did so much of the same stuff and actually did a lot of things better.  the map was way better, there were more side missions, more hidden areas.  the game's still amazing but it feels like been there done that.

SR3 is more fun.

Yup.  I'll load up a game and won't even get to a mission because I'm cruising around looking for gang warfare stuff instead. 
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 20, 2011, 01:51:54 PM
Green Man Gaming is selling this for about 42 bucks. I have a GTS 250 and a fuckload of RAM with an i7 920. Do you think my system could handle it?
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2011, 01:56:11 PM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(

what the FUCK volition

ive been doing all activities with only the occasional story mission so i dont blow my wad all at once but i guess im missing out dammit.  im loving this game, but i cant get 100% behind it because all i keep thinking is how sr2 did so much of the same stuff and actually did a lot of things better.  the map was way better, there were more side missions, more hidden areas.  the game's still amazing but it feels like been there done that.

SR3 is more fun.

Yup.  I'll load up a game and won't even get to a mission because I'm cruising around looking for gang warfare stuff instead.

SR3 is on a new graphics engine and shit, so it's understandable it has less to do and is less detailed when compared to SR2.

I'm sure SR4 will be back to SR2 level. Doesn't take away from the fact that what is there is arguably better than SR2.

SR3 is more comparable to SR1 than 2 in terms of content.
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Post by: benjipwns on November 20, 2011, 02:00:03 PM
Green Man Gaming is selling this for about 42 bucks. I have a GTS 250 and a fuckload of RAM with an i7 920. Do you think my system could handle it?
You should be fine.

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You could have grabbed it for $34 from GMG before release, and $40 from Amazon.  :(
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 20, 2011, 02:00:58 PM
Yep. I wanted to make sure the port was good though :(

edit: oh shit it's $40 on amazon now  :hyper

PC gaming fuck superb the finest experience i ever
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Post by: benjipwns on November 20, 2011, 02:17:52 PM
Port is great for me, I'm currently having to use a 8800GT and it runs as well as most any other console port at 1080p. (Maybe a bit less, had to kill the ambient occlusion (which also butchered framerates in 2 but not other games, I blame Volition) and the shadows a tad, but otherwise I think I'm all on high.) Nothing like the atrocity that was the Eastern European outsourced 2.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 20, 2011, 02:39:33 PM
I'll fucking pay for that.

Also, for those doing activity missions before you do their attached story mission, you are missing out on story. If you do say, Professor Genki's SERC before Pierce gives the mission out, you skip the Pierce mission.  :(

what the FUCK volition

ive been doing all activities with only the occasional story mission so i dont blow my wad all at once but i guess im missing out dammit.  im loving this game, but i cant get 100% behind it because all i keep thinking is how sr2 did so much of the same stuff and actually did a lot of things better.  the map was way better, there were more side missions, more hidden areas.  the game's still amazing but it feels like been there done that.

SR3 is more fun.

The story missions are a lot better, but I think the city and sidemissions are closer to a wash between the two.
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Post by: benjipwns on November 20, 2011, 02:56:53 PM
I could consider it something like a 5/5 campaign, 4/5 world, with 2 as 4/5 campaign, 5/5 world.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 20, 2011, 04:26:55 PM
That's a good way to rate it. Despite any nitpicks I'm having too much fun.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 20, 2011, 05:11:37 PM
i can get behind that
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 20, 2011, 05:12:06 PM
but i do miss being able to whore yourself out in gas station bathrooms
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 20, 2011, 05:36:29 PM
Also is it just me or do your gang no longer roam the streets of areas you own?
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Post by: chronovore on November 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
Quote
Nov 20, 2011 1:27 PM Departed FedEx location MEMPHIS, TN
Nov 19, 2011 11:09 AM Arrived at FedEx locationMEMPHIS, TN
Nov 18, 2011 7:30 PM Left FedEx origin facilityCANOGA PARK, CA
Nov 18, 2011 9:50 PM Shipment information sent to FedEx
:hyper
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 20, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Green Man Gaming is selling this for about 42 bucks. I have a GTS 250 and a fuckload of RAM with an i7 920. Do you think my system could handle it?

definitely.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 20, 2011, 09:00:05 PM
FUCK YEAHHHH, 60fps at 1080p. This is a quality entertainment product
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 20, 2011, 09:56:52 PM
Also is it just me or do your gang no longer roam the streets of areas you own?

it's just you  ;)
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 20, 2011, 10:05:31 PM
:(

There's heaps of them in my crib but I never see any on the street.
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Post by: demi on November 20, 2011, 10:12:05 PM
This game is amazing... and I only did like the first few missions.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 20, 2011, 11:05:25 PM
FUCK YEAHHHH, 60fps at 1080p. This is a quality entertainment product

:brofist
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 03:07:04 AM
Also is it just me or do your gang no longer roam the streets of areas you own?

it's just you  ;)

No, he's right
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 04:02:04 AM

check out my dude!

http://www.saintsrow.com/uk/community/characters/details/126189308844481200
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 04:22:33 AM
man you get so much respect for some diversions. Hostage taking, and the later chop shop and hitman mission give you tons. I'm already rank 35 and super beefed up, and I havent done too many story missions. Guess thats what I get for focusing on challenges and side stuff early!
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 05:31:30 AM
Also is it just me or do your gang no longer roam the streets of areas you own?

it's just you  ;)

No, he's right

then how come if I press up on the dpad around people dressed in purple on the street, they jump into my car and help me out? Saints are everywhere, how are you missing them?
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 21, 2011, 07:26:05 AM
Not sure? I can only get them from my crib or phone. No more randoms :(
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 07:29:30 AM
maybe cuz I'm not bothering taking over territory now. but in 1 and 2 as you take over territory they're all over the place. I barely see any out in the city
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 21, 2011, 09:24:13 AM
apparently the game bomba-ed which is good because developers shouldn't be supported for shitty PC ports
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 09:32:17 AM
lol I'm ONLY doing side stuff. Got 34 hitman missions done and 29 chop shop missions done too. 23/41 challenges complete and I'm now rank 41 w/ shitloads of upgrades. Storywise STAG has only just turned up. I think the campaign is gonna be stupid easy now  :P
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 10:01:54 AM
I'm level 41. :o
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 21, 2011, 10:21:19 AM
apparently the game bomba-ed which is good because developers shouldn't be supported for shitty PC ports
  Where is the ignore button? I've had enough of this filth and Ondore's lies
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Post by: demi on November 21, 2011, 10:32:59 AM
In your profile
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2011, 11:33:03 AM
Shnuff, does the GMG key work on Steam? I only have the PS3 version for another week - I want to get the PC version for co-op and 100%-ing
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2011, 11:35:31 AM
Shnuff, does the GMG key work on Steam? I only have the PS3 version for another week - I want to get the PC version for co-op and 100%-ing

It's Steamworks, doesn't matter where you buy the PC version from it all goes through Steam.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 21, 2011, 11:37:23 AM
I wound up getting mine off of Amazon.com. You just buy it, don't download it, then go to your "Purchased software list" in the receipt they send you. The Steam code is right there, copy paste and you are golden.

It's weird, stuff is fifty bucks on Steam but it's always forty or less for the steam code on amazon. That's how I got Dead Island too.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2011, 11:49:56 AM
Sweet. I was gonna wait for a 50%+ sale to re-buy on PC but this game is TOO AWESOME to not support with semi-retail dollars at launch.

I can't wait to replay on PC as a 4'6" British-Japanese schoolgirl crime lord. :hyper (c.f. Father Time, Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E.)

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(http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Screen-shot-2011-09-18-at-1.39.15-PM-500x467.png)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 21, 2011, 12:53:24 PM
This game can be embarrasingly bad at times like that cutscene with the mexican guitar player. looked horrendous
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Level 50 means your a god. Nothing can fucking touch you. So if you need some muscle in your game with unlimited ammo give me a ring. Getting close to 100% and i'm at 35 hours or so.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 02:02:31 PM
Almost level 50. 30 hours. Need no fall damage and no gun damage. Stat. :maf
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
btw 100% is only in regards to owning 100% of property. Stuff like assassinations/chop shop/challenges have nothing to do with 100%. You attain 100% by owning property through story missions, strongholds, gang operations, owning stores, and doing activities.

completed all assassination missions. 8)

saintsrow.com is being updated now. So hopefully we'll be able to post our screenshots soon.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2011, 02:25:18 PM
but in order to 1000 the game you must do all of the challenges, assassinations, and repo missions.

The game gets a bit buggy after some later missions. Like no ho's or no gang members roaming around. But I found a fix. Just go play coop with someone who's rather early on in the game, then save your game. This should bring back the ho's and some of the gangs.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 02:26:46 PM
I'm talking about 100% not 1000/1000.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2011, 02:31:16 PM
Yes I know this but to truely get 100% you must 1000 the game  :P

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Burt fucking Reynolds is hilarious as a homie. Get in the bootlegger and see what he does!
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Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
saintsrow.com back up :hyper

STATS

(http://i.imgur.com/SJ3M5.jpg)


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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 03:41:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fEWZm.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/L97uc.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
Ugh, I just spent like 30 minutes creating my character but forgot to change my VO - is that something Image By Design can take care of?
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 04:28:41 PM
Yes
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2011, 04:42:40 PM
Sweet. Long live Father Time, 100% Skinny Female with 0 sex appeal!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596954390978011868/789225FF01B3F1A34F2E7B33072967293AEC097D/)
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 05:21:42 PM
If you want a good school girl outfit there's some at Let's Pretend in the southwest corner of the western island in luchadore territory
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2011, 05:27:02 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna head there after a few more missions, kit myself up good
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Post by: Robo on November 21, 2011, 06:11:04 PM
I'm having so much more fun with the activities in this game now that I'm a bit overpowered.  Painfully forcing my way through some of the activities like "Protect the Dealer" and "Rescue" on Hard with Level 1 weaponry and no Health or Damage upgrades was clearly not their intention.  :lol  :duh

I still kinda hate Insurance Fraud, but getting through them isn't too bad now that I know about the dive trick.
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Post by: bork on November 21, 2011, 06:31:48 PM
Himu how are you getting those pictures?  When I log in and go to my screenshots they're just thumbnails.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 21, 2011, 06:38:26 PM
I'm having so much more fun with the activities in this game now that I'm a bit overpowered.  Painfully forcing my way through some of the activities like "Protect the Dealer" and "Rescue" on Hard with Level 1 weaponry and no Health or Damage upgrades was clearly not their intention.  :lol  :duh

I still kinda hate Insurance Fraud, but getting through them isn't too bad now that I know about the dive trick.

My one gripe is that you keep getting phonecalls to help defend something or take over an area, but you're so woefully underpowered that you can't last more than 2/3 waves.

Also that teleporting bitch from the Ninja gang annoys me to no end.
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Post by: Robo on November 21, 2011, 06:48:39 PM
Yeah, those too.  Dying means nothing, but the design spits in the face of my OCD gaming tendencies.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 06:59:17 PM
Himu how are you getting those pictures?  When I log in and go to my screenshots they're just thumbnails.

go to your profile, then go to the map, click my screenshots, and then you'll see a bunch of screen shots taken, click, and then it'll pop up. right click, copy image, go to paint, paste, and save.
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Post by: bork on November 21, 2011, 07:17:22 PM
Himu how are you getting those pictures?  When I log in and go to my screenshots they're just thumbnails.

go to your profile, then go to the map, click my screenshots, and then you'll see a bunch of screen shots taken, click, and then it'll pop up. right click, copy image, go to paint, paste, and save.

I don't see a map.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 07:18:57 PM
Go to your profile.

http://www.saintsrow.com/profile/lyteedge

or whatever yours is
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
I'm having so much more fun with the activities in this game now that I'm a bit overpowered.  Painfully forcing my way through some of the activities like "Protect the Dealer" and "Rescue" on Hard with Level 1 weaponry and no Health or Damage upgrades was clearly not their intention.  :lol  :duh

I still kinda hate Insurance Fraud, but getting through them isn't too bad now that I know about the dive trick.

My one gripe is that you keep getting phonecalls to help defend something or take over an area, but you're so woefully underpowered that you can't last more than 2/3 waves.

Also that teleporting bitch from the Ninja gang annoys me to no end.

Punch her in the ovaries when she appears and starts shooting at you. Then shoot her to death.

Or hit her with the mollusk gun and blow her ass up.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 07:34:22 PM
my only mission design gripe is the later chop shop missions are literally IMPOSSIBLE without using Police Forgiveness. And you can't hop out of the vehicle and enter a shop you own, then re-enter the vehicle, as the wanted level comes right back.

Try driving a garbage truck halfway across the map with tanks and jets on your ass. Yeah.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 08:45:08 PM
I was stuck on a chop shop activity so I stashed the vehicle in my garage, went in to get rid of notoriety, went back to garage, took it out, and had zero cops after me. :o
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Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2011, 09:11:53 PM
That's genius. It also is the kind of thing which has never been possible in GTA. Wow!

Quote
Nov 22, 2011 10:14
At destination sort facility
SENNAN-SHI JP

WOOT!
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 09:16:08 PM
Haha, I know, but usually it doesn't work like that in this game. In chop shop activities you instantly get level 3 notoriety by stealing the target vehicle and there's no way to stop the cops, even if you use the aforementioned phone ability that gets rid of wanted level. I didn't think saving the vehicle in my garage would do the trick but...it did. :o
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 21, 2011, 09:29:58 PM
You can also go into any shop you own to reduce notoriety. May be best leaving the chop shop missions till I own everything.

Seems even with the lower notoriety upgrades they still tail you forever.
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Post by: Himu on November 21, 2011, 09:33:03 PM
Well, that's the thing. Even if you go into a shop to get rid of notoriety, if you get back in that vehicle? Instant 3 stars.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 21, 2011, 09:38:32 PM
Oh really? That's stupid
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 10:04:27 PM
my only mission design gripe is the later chop shop missions are literally IMPOSSIBLE without using Police Forgiveness. And you can't hop out of the vehicle and enter a shop you own, then re-enter the vehicle, as the wanted level comes right back.

Try driving a garbage truck halfway across the map with tanks and jets on your ass. Yeah.
.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 21, 2011, 10:22:49 PM
Sorry I was speed reading
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 21, 2011, 10:25:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SuUQYbypbE
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 22, 2011, 12:00:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dvXDe.jpg)
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 22, 2011, 05:29:07 AM
finished the campaign, OMG, best OWG campaign ever, hands down.

SR3 > SR2

Saints 2 has a better city but thats it.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 22, 2011, 08:41:11 AM
alright got 100% takeover in everything, bought pretty much every upgrade, done all chop shop and hitman missions, and beat the campaign. Game time at 27 hours. Currently at 880/1000G

DEFINITELY a smaller game than SR2, but theres much more fun packed into it. Amazing game. It did get a bit silly at the end when my guy was invincible with an infinite rocket launcher thanks to all the fuckin upgrades, but blowing shit up never gets old.

I'm gonna take a break from this for a couple of days as I've more or less been glued to the Xbox for 3 straight days, then I'll mop up the collectibles and challenges for my 1000.

So yeah, gripes:

- city is not very memorable and you often have no clue where you are
- upgrades get ludicrous
- soundtrack mostly blows dick, especially the 'main' songs for the game. Kanye West and Sublime are fucking awful. A couple of good retro tracks though, and the classical station is always good.

Best of the good shit:

- most balanced economy I've seen in an OWG. Things progress at a perfect pace and you'll always have things to spend your cash on
- most varied, clever and exciting missions ever in an OWG
- terrific VA, I played as the british guy and he was awesome.
- Kinzie has a real hot voice
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 09:07:47 AM
finished the campaign, OMG, best OWG campaign ever, hands down.

SR3 > SR2

Saints 2 has a better city but thats it.

Disagree. SR2 has better story and villains. Each gang arc is great and long, and has weight. SR3's gangs go out way too fast, and no one really feels like a threat. It feels like their blew they load too early, especially in the case of Loren. Especially compared to SR2. Shaundi has been reduced from weed smoking stoner who has EVERYONE as an ex who steals Pierce's ideas to...an angry bitch with zero personality. Oleg and Kinzie are the only good new Saints. Angel and ZImos are boring and underused and add nothing to the gang. Killing off Johnny Gat is silly, even IF Daniel Dae Kim is busy. Johnny Gat is the ORIGINAL OG buddy from Saints Row 1. Killing him off with such little fan fare is distinguished mentally-challenged. The choices added to the storyline are stupid, and add nothing to the game. I am playing Saints fucking Row. If I want to
spoiler (click to show/hide)
unmask my foe AND get apocofists, I should. Likewise, saving Shaundi/Viola OR going after Killbane? That's dumb. The Boss would have handled BOTH.
[close]
Get "choice" out of my sandbox games and leave that vapid shit to rpgs. Sandbox games are about getting my cake and rubbing it all over my hairy chest, not depriving me of content.

That said, SR3's campaign is better in that the mission design is killer.

The bad part of SR3's story is that just a few tweaks here and there, and maybe a few more missions and cutscenes and it'd be perfect. I think that Daniel Dae Kim not having enough time for the story really made them have to go back and rearrange the script.

What they did to Shaundi is the worst thing though. I fucking hate Shaundi in SR3. What happened?
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 09:11:16 AM
SR3'S SHAUNDI IS AN IMPOSTER.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlA6--_6a_E

GET HIGH

PLAY SKEE BALL

BANG SHIT
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 22, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
the story was much more bare bones, yes. But the missions were so fucking awesome. The gang arcs in SR2 were good, but a lot of the missions were pretty samey. SR3 was exciting as hell the whole time. It's more like a block buster movie.

So yeah my rationale being awesome missions = better campaign. That beats out not having as deep a story IMO.

Shandi was shit in SR2 and she's shit in this too. All the newcomers are great though, this game has an awesome cast
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 09:28:36 AM
I'm merely saying that the SR3 being better than 2 in every category except the city is false.

Shaundi was shit in 2? SMH. It's impossible to like Pierce in 2 without liking Shaundi because of their whole dynamic.

Mission design in 3 is definitely better, though.

I could do without Zimos, honestly and I thought it was curious how laid back the Boss was after hearing about Johnny. Carlos gets killed in 2, and you decide to have Maero run over his girlfriend out of revenge and Carlos ain't no Johnny Gat, he was there with you from the start. But when he gets "killed", it's like, okay let's go get this new pad. It's like no one cares.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 22, 2011, 09:38:15 AM
the whole tone of the game is much more laid back really.

The boss does so much nasty shit in SR2 but SR3 is much more light hearted and zany
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 09:46:29 AM
Definitely agree with that.

Quote from my boss (female voice 1):

"They say I'm a sociopath but that's only half the story."

:rock

I may end up playing the game 6 times just to hear the different voice dialogue. I heard that the Russian female boss has a crush on Pierce. :lol
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 09:54:07 AM
"This is more fun than going to my shrink" :rock

Someone needs to update this vid with an SR3 Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2RBvsWx8A
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Post by: benjipwns on November 22, 2011, 10:52:23 AM
I heard that the Russian female boss has a crush on Pierce. :lol
That's what I went with to start, and it's a bit more than a crush.

And she seems to want it all video taped.
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 11:25:16 AM
:lol
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Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 12:36:50 PM
50/50 gang members taunted. Now I concentrate on owning every little piece of Steelport without having to worry about gang spawns. :smug

That is, unless chop shop requires gang spawns.

edit: are there any cat ears or goggles or something so I can complete my Catwoman get up?

(http://i.imgur.com/r6U2o.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JaePD.jpg)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 22, 2011, 05:41:38 PM
why is this game so fukkin good god why cant you fucking run volition you incompetants. YOU MADE A AMAZING GAME . WHY U NO PROGRAM
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2011, 06:39:40 PM
I'm playing SR3 at 20 fps and I don't even care. :patel
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Post by: Himu on November 23, 2011, 05:47:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X71FSycnlWc

 8)
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Post by: chronovore on November 23, 2011, 06:15:24 AM
finished the campaign, OMG, best OWG campaign ever, hands down.

SR3 > SR2

Saints 2 has a better city but thats it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Disagree. SR2 has better story and villains. Each gang arc is great and long, and has weight. SR3's gangs go out way too fast, and no one really feels like a threat. It feels like their blew they load too early, especially in the case of Loren. Especially compared to SR2. Shaundi has been reduced from weed smoking stoner who has EVERYONE as an ex who steals Pierce's ideas to...an angry bitch with zero personality. Oleg and Kinzie are the only good new Saints. Angel and ZImos are boring and underused and add nothing to the gang. Killing off Johnny Gat is silly, even IF Daniel Dae Kim is busy. Johnny Gat is the ORIGINAL OG buddy from Saints Row 1. Killing him off with such little fan fare is distinguished mentally-challenged. The choices added to the storyline are stupid, and add nothing to the game. I am playing Saints fucking Row. If I want to
spoiler (click to show/hide)
unmask my foe AND get apocofists, I should. Likewise, saving Shaundi/Viola OR going after Killbane? That's dumb. The Boss would have handled BOTH.
[close]
Get "choice" out of my sandbox games and leave that vapid shit to rpgs. Sandbox games are about getting my cake and rubbing it all over my hairy chest, not depriving me of content.
[close]
That said, SR3's campaign is better in that the mission design is killer.

The bad part of SR3's story is that just a few tweaks here and there, and maybe a few more missions and cutscenes and it'd be perfect. I think that Daniel Dae Kim not having enough time for the story really made them have to go back and rearrange the script.

What they did to Shaundi is the worst thing though. I fucking hate Shaundi in SR3. What happened?

You mother fucker.

Go spoiler that shit, dick.

I'm very displeased with you right now.
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Post by: benjipwns on November 23, 2011, 06:16:48 AM
If it's any comfort, it doesn't even happen in the game, all off-screen.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 23, 2011, 07:30:25 AM
and it's like 2 seconds into the game
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Post by: chronovore on November 23, 2011, 08:45:35 AM
OK, well, crap. That sucks.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 23, 2011, 08:51:25 AM
i wish they didn't change shaundi's design i liked her better when she was a smelly stoner chick whod you bone for some free coke not some tough empowered women
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 23, 2011, 09:39:32 AM
and it's like 2 seconds into the game

first mission even.

Sitting on 950/1000. Just need to wrap up survival missions, then start a new game and finish Act 1 the other way, then 1000 will be mine.

EASY EASY completion.
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Post by: Himu on November 23, 2011, 09:49:07 AM
Yeah this is an easy 1000/1000

and fun as fuck too
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 23, 2011, 11:25:33 AM
Was gonna play this during lunch, but there's a weird bug on my work PC where lines of dialogue simply don't play. I guess I'll just drive around and do activities instead of missing out on golden dialogue from the actual missions.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 23, 2011, 02:36:09 PM
NEW PATCH ON STEAM FOR OPTIMIZATION YESSSS
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 23, 2011, 02:37:08 PM
oh wait


Today, we're releasing a small patch on Steam for the PC version of Saints Row: The Third. There's one main adjustment which I've listed below, and this has seen an increase in performance across most videos cards.

- Performance optimization for High reflections in DirectX 10 & 11 Build.

We'll continue to monitor performance for all of our users, and as always, please remember to use the PC Troublshooting section of the forums to report any issues.



:piss volition
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Post by: Robo on November 23, 2011, 02:59:30 PM
Finally got around to taking pictures.

(http://i.imgur.com/BIEUt.jpg)

Here's my Bruce Wayne / Alan Vega posing in front of his kill.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 23, 2011, 05:45:57 PM
Taunting gamg members is a tedious task.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 23, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
do it in front of a store you own
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 23, 2011, 06:35:14 PM
I tried that, they don't put their guns away so I can't re-taunt them.
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Post by: Himu on November 23, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
You re-taunt gangsters you've already taunted anyways. it takes a bit, but it's not too bad. got it done in maybe an hour.
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Post by: Himu on November 23, 2011, 07:54:52 PM
Current stats

(http://i.imgur.com/J1sK2.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 23, 2011, 08:29:23 PM
Beat the game - both endings - my Steelport at 73%. Gonna stop for now and pick it up again on the PC later. Which femboss is the best - I assume the Russkie?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 08:30:35 PM
someone make ron paul and upload him
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 23, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
i just got ot -that- mission and holy shit this is literally the greatest game i've ever played
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 23, 2011, 11:40:19 PM
quite the turnaround huh?  ;)

I'm gonna 1k this when I get home, then you can all smell my balls
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Post by: Himu on November 24, 2011, 06:16:53 AM
Beat the game - both endings - my Steelport at 73%. Gonna stop for now and pick it up again on the PC later. Which femboss is the best - I assume the Russkie?

Female voice 1
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2011, 12:48:33 PM
Rocked that happy ending. :rock
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Post by: Himu on November 24, 2011, 01:17:29 PM
bad ending > happy ending

do both :rock
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 24, 2011, 01:27:39 PM
I agree - I greatly preferred the Bad End, though both are well worth getting
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Post by: Himu on November 24, 2011, 01:37:32 PM
bad ending is saints row as fuck even if the initial premise makes no sense

spoiler (click to show/hide)
why go after Killbane if Angel already told you that demasking a luchadore is worse than death? Get off my back, Angel. I also take issue with choosing in general since the boss doesn't take no for answer and would have done both.
[close]
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 24, 2011, 06:02:04 PM
Hard trafficking is a bitch. It's the only hard level I'm having issues with, the amount of ammo you get is pitiful and there's brutes everywhere.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 24, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
upgrade your pistols real good (dual wield, level 4), they get infinite rounds in trafficking
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 24, 2011, 06:22:30 PM
Forgot about dual wielding, thanks :-*
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Post by: chronovore on November 24, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
FAILED DELIVERY last night!  :-\  :'( :'( :'(  :maf

My friend sent it so only someone from my house could receive it. Some of my best friends live next door, they tried to receive it for me, which is ALMOST ALWAYS allowed in Japan, but FedEx refused.

Getting another delivery tonight, after 18:30 when someone is SURE to be home.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 24, 2011, 11:13:37 PM
Having a surprising amount of difficulty with the second guardian angel mission. Dumb shit keeps I happening and my homeys' van keeps tipping over and shit
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 24, 2011, 11:56:29 PM
that was the only mission in the game I had to replay more than once! Its a PITA
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2011, 12:25:34 AM
Which one is that?  I must have done it

Quote
Go Into the Light Completed all instances of Guardian Angel.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 25, 2011, 12:42:12 AM
you have to defend Kinzie from attacking goons.

You start off by rappelling down a building and sniping, then you get into a copter and blow dudes up. I found that I kept on damaging my homie's vehicle with the rocket launcher splash damage, you have to be quite careful.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2011, 12:44:05 AM
The one that starts off with the sniper rifle? Wasn't a big fan of them.

I hated Kinzie's heli attack activities, chopper was weak as fuck.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 25, 2011, 12:45:36 AM
lol wut, the minigun on the vulture chopper FUCKS SHIT UP. Heli Assault was cake
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Post by: benjipwns on November 25, 2011, 12:50:24 AM
Yeah, you have to let the enemy cars get some distance before you rocket them or you wind up damaging the person you're protecting. I kept failing the Pierce version right near the start because he'd go down in two or three hits from the cars blowing up, but the enemies barely cause any damage with their guns so it's not a real problem.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2011, 12:51:27 AM
Yeah, you have to let the enemy cars get some distance before you rocket them or you wind up damaging the person you're protecting.

I remember it now, it kept giving me stupid angles to shoot the cars from, and if you missed them half the time you couldn't even see them.
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Post by: Beezy on November 25, 2011, 03:30:41 AM
My friend lent me his 360 gamefly copy of this earlier. So I won't be able to do co-op, but I'll finally get to experience Saints Row. :hyper
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 25, 2011, 03:35:50 AM
my new char is a plus sized niqqua w/ Jerry Curls. His name is Darell and he plays synth in an 80's funk band. Using male voice 2 (the afro american guy).

Whats amazing is how the different voices are effectively different characters. They react to the NPCs in such different ways. For instance the african american saints boss is totally down with Pierce, they are brothers and all that. they sung a revolting 'Sublime' duet. The british guy doesnt have a bar of that shit. He turns off the radio when Pierce wants to sing. Amazing shit.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2011, 12:13:43 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/saintsstats.jpg)
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 25, 2011, 06:11:13 PM
this campaign is FUCKIN AWESOME.  its like they put call of duty in my open world!  not to rag on gta4 too much cuz its so old and sr2 already destroyed it, but i dont think they even had tanks in it.  sr3 is explosions and insanity and over-the-top toys that make every other open world game seem fuckin simplistic and archaic in comparison.  god DAMN this is good shit.

couple of quick questions tho.  1- if i upgrade a car in my garage, will all other versions in the world also have these upgrades, or will only MY car have them?  2- what's in the nite blade dlc?  if its just some clothes, a bike, and a 15% discount on future dlc then thats an awful deal
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Post by: Robo on November 25, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k7R8n.png)

Community stats must be borked.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 25, 2011, 06:21:48 PM
FUCK I HATE SHARING THE TV I WANNA PLAY GAMES
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Post by: bork on November 25, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Time for a second TV, dude!  I have a small HDTV right next to the 40" in my living room, just for this purpose.  It's small enough that it fits on a shelf under the PS3 and 360.  Was thinking about upgrading to something better, in fact.  Maybe another 1080P monitor...

couple of quick questions tho.  1- if i upgrade a car in my garage, will all other versions in the world also have these upgrades, or will only MY car have them?

Only your car.


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2- what's in the nite blade dlc?  if its just some clothes, a bike, and a 15% discount on future dlc then thats an awful deal

Pretty much what you described.  You get clothes, the bike, and a car.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 25, 2011, 07:46:27 PM
I leveled up the original smg and bought dual wielding for it and holy shit, swarm missions are sooooo much easier now that I just set everyone on fire.
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Post by: chronovore on November 25, 2011, 09:17:35 PM
Thanks to Lyte Edge and Sceneman for the co-op last night. I've got about 2 hours logged in the game, and 1.5 hours of that is in co-op! :lol

What a great game. It feels more challenging than SR2 -- at least, I don't think I died much in SR2 at all, and here I've been swarmed by the territory defense survival missions. I've survived only 1 of the 4 I've tried...
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2011, 11:15:01 PM
Only have three activities (two hard trafficking and one hard mayhem) left, and around 10 story missions. Got most of the upgrades too, making life so much easier.
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Post by: Beezy on November 25, 2011, 11:38:55 PM
This game is so much fun
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 26, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
:omg @

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Legal Lee
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reference.
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Post by: Himu on November 26, 2011, 01:55:50 AM
:omg @

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Legal Lee
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reference.

:bow

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Post by: pilonv1 on November 26, 2011, 04:13:13 AM
Since they showed the cover of the comic, I hope he's part of the DLC
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Post by: Cravis on November 26, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
Just got 100%. Need to finish up all the cheevs now. I waited to do most of the side missions are I beat the game. In hindsight that made them extremely easy. I've already bought all the damage upgrades, maxed the levels on the guns, and infinite ammo. I am a God among men in Steelport.

I can't seem to find the fart in a jar. I picked a few up and used them on the last mission but I need to get some more to get the 25 kills with fart in jar and penetrator achievement.
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Post by: Robo on November 26, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Fart in a Jar is a fully upgraded flashbang.
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Post by: Cravis on November 26, 2011, 01:30:31 PM
Makes sense...... no, not really. I'm going to fire it up in a bit and max it out.

I love the apoca-fist. Last night I was like, "Hmm wonder what would happen if I punched a car." BADOOSH! Awesome stuff.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 26, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
Just finished it. What a fucking superb game. This is why video games were invented
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Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2011, 08:05:49 PM
It still feels like I'm just starting out, I'm bummed you guys are already mostly finished.

Lyte Edge turns out to have saved my ass in Guardian Angel; I've re-tried the mission a few times for cash, and been thwarted every time.

This morning I put on some toast and coffee, then turned on the game. Now I've got cold toast and cold coffee, since I forgot about everything for nearly two hours. :lol
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Post by: Himu on November 26, 2011, 08:15:21 PM
Well, I'm starting a new game once I get 100% and do all challenges
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 26, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
ive only been shitting once a day because i dont like getting off the couch

i love this game
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Post by: Robo on November 27, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Finally decided to beat the game after I realized I won't be able to do some of the phone activities with the restricted area still on.   How am I supposed to jump a raised bridge with a street sweeper?

Anyway, I never got that weird squid weapon.  Where is that thing?
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Post by: Himu on November 27, 2011, 01:03:54 AM
Comes with Genki pack.

Also, the bridges don't reset.
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Post by: Robo on November 27, 2011, 01:09:19 AM
Argh.  So how am I supposed to jump the raised bridge with a street sweeper?  I even nitrous'd that bitch and it wasn't even close.

I guess there's a way to drive around?  I'll have to look at the map again next time I play.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 27, 2011, 02:44:33 AM
Final mission is just total :omg :hyper :rock
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 27, 2011, 03:00:29 AM
Bad ending >>>>> Good ending
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 27, 2011, 03:17:25 AM
Going to have to go back and do that now
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 27, 2011, 04:02:37 AM
It's a good 30-45 minutes longer than the good ending too! Shit's mad gangsta yo
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 27, 2011, 06:27:51 AM
Finally decided to beat the game after I realized I won't be able to do some of the phone activities with the restricted area still on.   How am I supposed to jump a raised bridge with a street sweeper?

Anyway, I never got that weird squid weapon.  Where is that thing?

tbh man, you might be fucked :(

I did all my chop shop missions early on thankfully.

Squid weapon is part of Prof. Genki pre-order pack. It's funny, but useless
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 27, 2011, 06:28:26 AM
I knew Sonjay Dutt did the mocap for this game but I didn't know Rob Van Dam was in it.
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Post by: Himu on November 27, 2011, 08:38:48 AM
I'm curious whether or not Volition is going to make bad ending canon. Because
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I can't see my boss abandoning saints just to get another shot at a pussy like Killbane. But at the same time, establishing a city state? Saints as fuck.
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Argh.  So how am I supposed to jump the raised bridge with a street sweeper?  I even nitrous'd that bitch and it wasn't even close.

I guess there's a way to drive around?  I'll have to look at the map again next time I play.

Go down the bridge. Also, go to rim jobs and customize it so you get more speed.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 27, 2011, 12:27:39 PM
Saints Row 4 needs to have

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Zombie Gat
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as a character.
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Post by: Himu on November 27, 2011, 12:39:40 PM
Fuck that.
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I think The Trouble With Clones will bring back Johnny Gat, as the Morning Star attempt to clone Gat.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 28, 2011, 03:39:52 AM
just stayed up way tOo late finishing this.  final stats: 96% missions completed, 73% activities completed, 24% hoods controlled (do gang members disappear after i wipe out all their territory?), 94% collectibles found.  FUCK YES will finish it up later this week.  amazing game, the years best, and once again sr raises the bar REALLY FUCKING HIGH.  i cant even think of any other open world game in development with a campaign as over-the-top insane creative as sr3's.  A TRUE CLASSIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYcW1nEsGk
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 28, 2011, 03:56:44 AM
finally was bothered to grind out all 26 survival missions and get my 1000/1000. Woohoo. Now back to Dark Souls
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 28, 2011, 04:52:19 AM
Wow the other ending is so much more fun.

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FREE CHEESEBURGER AT FRECKLE BITCHES
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Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2011, 08:50:19 AM
finally was bothered to grind out all 26 survival missions and get my 1000/1000. Woohoo. Now back to Dark Souls

Do those get easier? I have tried four of them, and died four times.
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Post by: Himu on November 28, 2011, 08:52:05 AM
Yes, they get easier. I can beat a survival mission with ease now. You eventually can get a way to become literally invincible. Bullets, fire, explosions, no ragdoll, nothing faces you except melee.
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Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
 :o :o :o

Sounds good!
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Post by: Himu on November 28, 2011, 08:54:28 AM
Also, upgrade your weapons. Seriously. Pro-tip, the default weapons tend to be better overall than the "better" weapons due to their level 4 ammo upgrades.
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Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
I've got Level-4 dual-wield pistolas, but the last time I tried to go party in a survival mission, I accidentally had equipped my level-2 cop pistols.  :-[
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 12:19:36 PM
Level 4 SMG (dual wield, natch) is the best way to beat survival missions.  Shooting everybody and setting them on fire is just super efficient.
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Post by: Robo on November 28, 2011, 12:29:16 PM
The game isn't very good at balancing the difficulty.  "Hard" doesn't really mean hard, it means it's nearly fucking impossible at the beginning, and stupidly easy near the end.  They throw a lot of stuff at you right away that you probably shouldn't be tackling until you get a good chunk of cash and start beefing up your character, but that's not immediately obvious.  They don't fuck around with the upgrades in this game; you always get more out of them than what you pay for.  It breaks the game in the end.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 28, 2011, 12:46:30 PM
Just started, fucking awesome already. Can I change my taunts and stuff later?
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Post by: Himu on November 28, 2011, 12:48:41 PM
yes
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 28, 2011, 02:27:36 PM
I played through as British Guy, will do Russian Mafia Queen next
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2011, 02:33:17 PM
I played through as British Guy, will do Russian Mafia Queen next

I played as Archer, probably doing Euroboss
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 28, 2011, 05:28:12 PM
The game isn't very good at balancing the difficulty.  "Hard" doesn't really mean hard, it means it's nearly fucking impossible at the beginning, and stupidly easy near the end.  They throw a lot of stuff at you right away that you probably shouldn't be tackling until you get a good chunk of cash and start beefing up your character, but that's not immediately obvious.  They don't fuck around with the upgrades in this game; you always get more out of them than what you pay for.  It breaks the game in the end.

except the game doesnt force you to upgrade, and it clearly explains what each upgrade does.  if youre fine with how tough it is, dont upgrade; if its too hard or some certain thing keeps killing you, upgrade!  works perfectly
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 28, 2011, 05:37:50 PM
Level 4 SMG (dual wield, natch) is the best way to beat survival missions.  Shooting everybody and setting them on fire is just super efficient.

Biggest problem with that is that it also sets your homies on fire. Sucks when you have to babysit them through some tight corridors.

Whoever said that punching cars with the Apoco Fist is fun was so right. The only thing I couldn't destroy with it was a tank.

Has anyone else used the city takeover bonus? I want to use it because there's one gang operations at the very south of the middle island that I cannot find.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2011, 05:39:59 PM
I am TOTALLY okay with SR3 allowing me to break it like I am suplexing a tiny baby. if you are not go play Dodonpachi
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Post by: Himu on November 28, 2011, 06:04:40 PM
Level 4 SMG (dual wield, natch) is the best way to beat survival missions.  Shooting everybody and setting them on fire is just super efficient.

Biggest problem with that is that it also sets your homies on fire. Sucks when you have to babysit them through some tight corridors.

That's when you switch to your explosive ammo pistols that make people fly into space when you shoot them.
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Post by: Robo on November 28, 2011, 06:07:19 PM
The game isn't very good at balancing the difficulty.  "Hard" doesn't really mean hard, it means it's nearly fucking impossible at the beginning, and stupidly easy near the end.  They throw a lot of stuff at you right away that you probably shouldn't be tackling until you get a good chunk of cash and start beefing up your character, but that's not immediately obvious.  They don't fuck around with the upgrades in this game; you always get more out of them than what you pay for.  It breaks the game in the end.

except the game doesnt force you to upgrade, and it clearly explains what each upgrade does.  if youre fine with how tough it is, dont upgrade; if its too hard or some certain thing keeps killing you, upgrade!  works perfectly

Oh I agree, absolutely.  The game breaking comment was more to illustrate just how substantial the upgrades are.
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 28, 2011, 06:18:17 PM
its basically like letting you earn cheats

so awesome


also i just got the "bad" ending and fuck yes that was awesome.  GOD I LOVE THIS GAME.  saints row 4 needs to let you pilot a metal gear that can nuke neighborhoods
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Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2011, 06:18:45 PM
I am TOTALLY okay with SR3 allowing me to break it like I am suplexing a tiny baby. if you are not go play Dodonpachi

:überlol
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 28, 2011, 06:19:13 PM
also i wish there was a powerup that would let you turn yourself into a missle as you sped toward the ground in freefall
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Post by: chronovore on November 28, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
also i wish there was a powerup that would let you turn yourself into a missle as you sped toward the ground in freefall

That's Batman: Arkham City.  :P
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 28, 2011, 06:54:46 PM
also i wish there was a powerup that would let you turn yourself into a missle as you sped toward the ground in freefall

Should be a vehicle upgrade after nitrous. Like an upgraded windshield cannon, similar to the Flatout games.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 28, 2011, 06:57:54 PM
finally was bothered to grind out all 26 survival missions and get my 1000/1000. Woohoo. Now back to Dark Souls

Do those get easier? I have tried four of them, and died four times.

lol, they get easier when you buy upgrades so you dont take any damage from bullets and explosions, and have an infinite ammo rocket launcher  :P
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 28, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
I'm stupid, where do I unlock the bullets that set people on fire
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 28, 2011, 07:24:18 PM
I'm stupid, where do I unlock the bullets that set people on fire

The gun store.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
I'm stupid, where do I unlock the bullets that set people on fire

Gotta upgrade your initial SMG all the way to level four.  Fortunately, SMG and pistols are the cheapest to upgrade I'm pretty sure so it shouldn't take you too long.

edit: yeah, and you upgrade at Friendly Fire.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
I'm stupid, where do I unlock the bullets that set people on fire

The gun store.

a lot of weapons have SUPER OP L4 upgrades. I used the L4 dual pistols pretty much the entire game, because RAGDOLLIN
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 28, 2011, 07:36:06 PM
Oh FFS. I haven't even gone into a Friendly Fire, I just kept upgrading my SMG's and assumed that was it.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 28, 2011, 07:43:10 PM
Oh FFS. I haven't even gone into a Friendly Fire, I just kept upgrading my SMG's and assumed that was it.

how ... are you upgrading your gun without going into a Friendly Fire
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 28, 2011, 07:56:22 PM
you can upgrade the amount of ammo you carry in your phone upgrade menu, and reload speed. Thats prob what he means?
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 28, 2011, 08:04:24 PM
I didn't know you could upgrade the weapons either till about 10 hours in. It really does make the game so much easier later on.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 28, 2011, 08:15:18 PM
when you first get to Steelport, you go to Friendly Fire and are made to upgrade a pistol as one of the mission objectives...

its not like the game hides it!
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Post by: Sho Nuff on November 28, 2011, 08:17:54 PM
I'm lazy!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2011, 07:23:45 AM
THIS GAME

Just met the mayor...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
BURT FUCKIN' REYNOLDS
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THIS FUCKIN' GAME
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Post by: chronovore on November 29, 2011, 10:24:39 AM
when you first get to Steelport, you go to Friendly Fire and are made to upgrade a pistol as one of the mission objectives...

its not like the game hides it!

Yeah. Except when you and I did that mission in co-op, you were jabbering and I didn't even know it was an upgrade task. I just bought ammo and left. If I'd left it there, I'd be in the same boat as Sho Nuff.
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Post by: Himu on November 29, 2011, 10:26:15 AM
lmao
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Post by: drew on November 29, 2011, 11:21:55 AM
level 4 fire spewing sub gun is overrated
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Post by: Himu on November 29, 2011, 11:42:54 AM
No it's not. blows up choppers in a few shots. almost as good as explosion pistols.
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Post by: Robo on November 29, 2011, 12:00:27 PM
Outside of maxed-out rocket launcher with infinite ammo, dual-wield level 4 default SMG and pistols are the best anti-personnel and anti-air weapons in the game, without question.

Level 4 police shotgun might be the best against Brutes.  I never noticed anything else to be exceptionally effective against those (rocket launcher excluded).

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Post by: Positive Touch on November 29, 2011, 03:34:33 PM
more shit i'd like to see in sr4:

split-screen coop:  not sure how well this'd work in an open world game but im old school & i like my split screen dammit

real boss fights: its time for these games to move past bosses that act just like any other npc.  i want to see some epic shit that requires you to figure out the best way to use your toys to find a bosses weakpoint

no more choices: obviously.  game woulda been even better if you could get all the bonuses and didnt have to chose between two different but satisfying decisions.   i want it all!

fast transport:  i almost made a joke on here about missing taxis, but then i realized that i actually did miss the way theyd warp you around liberty city.  you should at least have been able to warp between cribs in sr3.

bring back mission replays, of course

and thats all i can think of right now
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Post by: Himu on November 29, 2011, 03:38:28 PM
BRING BACK FUZZ.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 29, 2011, 05:05:45 PM
when you first get to Steelport, you go to Friendly Fire and are made to upgrade a pistol as one of the mission objectives...

its not like the game hides it!

Yeah. Except when you and I did that mission in co-op, you were jabbering and I didn't even know it was an upgrade task. I just bought ammo and left. If I'd left it there, I'd be in the same boat as Sho Nuff.

sorry  :'(
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Post by: chronovore on November 29, 2011, 05:18:35 PM
when you first get to Steelport, you go to Friendly Fire and are made to upgrade a pistol as one of the mission objectives...

its not like the game hides it!

Yeah. Except when you and I did that mission in co-op, you were jabbering and I didn't even know it was an upgrade task. I just bought ammo and left. If I'd left it there, I'd be in the same boat as Sho Nuff.

sorry  :'(

It's nothing. I'm just saying the notification was tiny, lacked emphasis, and was very easy to miss.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 29, 2011, 05:23:53 PM
yeah, fair point.

TBH it probably would have made more sense to include the weapon upgrades within the phone menu, as many other weapon-centric upgrades are included there.

And I did go out of my way several times just to check out the weapon upgardes, to see if they were worth buying over shit in the phone
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Post by: chronovore on November 29, 2011, 05:36:22 PM
Yeah, either that, or put the weapon stuff all at Friendly Fire.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2011, 04:19:22 AM
Just got both endings.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess it's the "bad" ending where you let Shaundi die or whatever, but I liked it better.  Taking down a flying fortress and then claiming the city?  Fuck yeah!
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 01, 2011, 10:19:26 PM
THOSE HOES AINT HOES!
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Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2011, 10:20:02 PM
From OneLetter on GAF:
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Here are those stats in English that we shared yesterday from approximately the first two weeks of data.

- More than 2 million people have been bludgeoned to death by the Penetrator so far.

- 5.8 BILLION citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world.

- Players have spent a cumulative 2 years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport and making old ladies scream.

- In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched (Note: This does not include mascots, or question mark assassins).

- 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using flamethrowers.
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 02, 2011, 05:40:30 AM
fresh ammo for Jack Thompson
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 03, 2011, 03:59:12 PM
Just got both endings.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess it's the "bad" ending where you let Shaundi die or whatever, but I liked it better.  Taking down a flying fortress and then claiming the city?  Fuck yeah!
[close]

I liked the other ending more. Found it funnier. Both endings are great though.

Crazy game. I loved the wrestling stuff and how strangely specific a lot of the references where. It's constantly funny and the writing is great. Missions are designed to be FUN instead of trying to tell a deep story. Best GTA game since San Andreas. I hope the next one is even dumber.


edit: and the music is great
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 04:23:28 PM

edit: and the music is great

holding out for a hero in the final mission was genius
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Post by: magus on December 03, 2011, 04:24:25 PM
the only thing i ever listened in saints row 2 was the easy listening radio and occasionaly the classic one,what does this have in that regard?
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 04:25:36 PM
no more easy listening, but mostly the same stations as 1/2
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2011, 04:26:18 PM
the only thing i ever listened in saints row 2 was the easy listening radio and occasionaly the classic one,what does this have in that regard?

It has a nice big helping of SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PANSY.  And the classical station.

Also, I miss Freckle Bitches.
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 04:26:59 PM
it has return of the mack

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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2011, 04:29:09 PM
I mainly listened to the rap station, although sometimes I would listen to the metal station, mostly when I was on a motorcycle.  Occasionally I would stop on other stations when I heard a song I liked, like Social Distortion or the Butthole Surfers.
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Post by: chronovore on December 03, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
I'm liking the pop, gen-x, and techno stations. The classical one is okay, but the metal one is mostly too screamy for me.

Also, I'd say the writing in the DJ portions is not NEARLY as entertaining as the main story writing. The writing for radio stuff in GTA is consistently great. I'd say it's the best writing in GTA IV.

And due to some typing errors, I'm now wondering if Johnny Gat was a play on "Johnny GTA"...
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 03, 2011, 06:25:33 PM
the metal station is mostly pretty good. amon amarth, btbam, mastodon, strapping young lad, opeth.

i just grab songs i like from the different stations and listen to them on a mix tape.
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 06:44:15 PM
I'm liking the pop, gen-x, and techno stations. The classical one is okay, but the metal one is mostly too screamy for me.

Also, I'd say the writing in the DJ portions is not NEARLY as entertaining as the main story writing. The writing for radio stuff in GTA is consistently great. I'd say it's the best writing in GTA IV.

And due to some typing errors, I'm now wondering if Johnny Gat was a play on "Johnny GTA"...

radio station writing is definitely where SR series suffers but I don't see what's great about GTA radio. GTA radio, in terms of writing, has kinda sucked since San Andreas.
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Post by: Raban on December 03, 2011, 06:52:36 PM
I'm liking the pop, gen-x, and techno stations. The classical one is okay, but the metal one is mostly too screamy for me.

Also, I'd say the writing in the DJ portions is not NEARLY as entertaining as the main story writing. The writing for radio stuff in GTA is consistently great. I'd say it's the best writing in GTA IV.

And due to some typing errors, I'm now wondering if Johnny Gat was a play on "Johnny GTA"...

:bow
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 07:07:52 PM
He said the radio in IV had the best writing in the game, not that IV's radio had the best writing in the series.

GTA radio hasn't been great since Vice City. VCPR bitches.
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Post by: chronovore on December 03, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
Yes, that was my intent. I like the radio a lot in GTA IV, but I prefer the writing in the GTA III series. I'd also say that I enjoy the writing on the radio spots in III as much as the story/mission writing. In IV, the writing for radio programming has been a little subdued to match the more serious tone of the world, but it's still more outrageous than the "Oscar-worthy" writing of the main story.

In Saints Row 3, the banter between the Boss and his Homies is really fun, very enjoyable, and makes me want to play more. The radio makes me wonder what they could do to make it more enjoyable.
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 07:54:56 PM
I wish they wouldn't cuss on the radio. it's more funny when the shit is bleeped.
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Post by: magus on December 03, 2011, 08:02:07 PM
no more easy listening, but mostly the same stations as 1/2

you mean they removed all of greg knowles music? :fbm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFNjdiCc8t0
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 08:05:26 PM
The Mix was the best station in Sr2 anyways
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Post by: magus on December 03, 2011, 08:09:04 PM
The Mix was the best station in Sr2 anyways

sorry to hear you're stuck on the 80' himuro :smug
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 08:10:11 PM
sorry, but if anything vice city proved, 80's makes sandbox games 1000x better.
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Post by: Beezy on December 03, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
sorry, but if anything vice city proved, 80's makes sandbox games 1000x better.
Yep.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
I know you guys aren't knocking ace reporter Jane Valderama (who sounds suspiciously like Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa or whatever from Family Guy) cause that bitch is funny.
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2011, 09:26:16 PM
Jane owns, I'm mostly talking about the djs. They have little to no presence.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2011, 10:11:05 PM
Oh man, no easy listening? That's kinda bummersville.
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2011, 12:33:11 AM
I know you guys aren't knocking ace reporter Jane Valderama (who sounds suspiciously like Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa or whatever from Family Guy) cause that bitch is funny.

Yeah, Jane owns, and I really like the follow-up news bits she does in the game, after a big story mission. But I consider that story writing, rather than ambient/environmental radio presence.

Jane was my favorite Homie to call out for ride-alongs in SR2.
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Post by: Himu on December 04, 2011, 12:48:38 AM
i like how you have to unlock jane in sr2
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2011, 01:20:21 AM
It's 50 kidnappings, isn't it? Or was it surpassing some Mayhem level?
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Post by: Himu on December 04, 2011, 01:50:06 AM
I think it's 50 muggings
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Post by: Beezy on December 04, 2011, 03:08:10 AM
This is the first sandbox game to hold my attention through the campaign. I love it.
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 04, 2011, 08:05:21 AM
He said the radio in IV had the best writing in the game, not that IV's radio had the best writing in the series.

GTA radio hasn't been great since Vice City. VCPR bitches.

WRONG

vice city stories was fucking hilarious too.  the metal station with the crazy old man & young lazlow as his protege was prolly the my favorite station in the series
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Post by: benjipwns on December 04, 2011, 09:15:47 AM
VCPR bitches.
LET'S PRESS THE ISSUE is the best radio thing in any game ever. I always tuned to that and sometimes just drove around to keep listening to the debate. And quoted stuff from that for ages. Pastor Richards is truly one of the great minds of the latter 20th century.
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2011, 09:30:18 AM
Made it through nine waves of Survival at the main HQ; that was a bunch of fun.

I'm finally feeling like this game has hit its groove, and I'm at 47%... I don't want it to end!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on December 04, 2011, 12:34:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrTmcsnBIi0

:rock
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Post by: Himu on December 04, 2011, 12:48:24 PM
I'm saddened SR3 didn't have talk radio. I think they'd be good for it.
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Post by: benjipwns on December 04, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
http://saintsrow.com/community/go/thread/view/136781/28693267/Request:_Mission_Replay!&post_num=583#513294241
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Unfortunately, Mission Replay will not be available in Saints Row: The Third, through either a patch or DLC. There were a few reasons this was removed after SR2, due in part to the new game engine, some game-breaking glitches/exploits that had been available to SR2 players, and other reasons related to specific development concerns. We also hoped players would want to play through the entire game multiple times to either try out the multiple branching stroylines / choices, or to experience the entire game in another fashion be it through a different voice, character, or upgrade options.

While I know the following solution is not ideal, if you wish to replay a certain mission, you can create individual manual saves files before any major mission along the way. Yes, you're not actually replaying it with any new items you've acquired after the specific mission in question, but the potential for bringing in some of those late-game items into earlier missions presents many potential and unknown issues.

As a final point, because of your feedback here, even though it is off the table for SR:TT, the development teams moving forward are aware and this feature will be considered for any future Volition title. Please note that this is not a guarantee of it being placed into any future Volition title, but it will be discussed and evaluated by the team at large.

We all hope that you can continue to enjoy Saints Row: The Third, even without this feature.
Apparently there is a mod for the PC version that is halfway there already and coming.
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Post by: Himu on December 04, 2011, 03:18:22 PM
fuck storyline choices. but thanks, volition.  :-[ :-*
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Post by: pilonv1 on December 04, 2011, 05:48:31 PM
Quote
some game-breaking glitches/exploits that had been available to SR2 players,

Who cares, it's a single player game.
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Post by: Beezy on December 04, 2011, 05:49:29 PM
:bow Stag Party :bow2
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2011, 05:59:20 PM
STAG is just about to be unleashed on my game. I'm looking forward to it.

I was mid-Survival last night when I realized that I can get help from Hulk Freakin' Hogan. Honestly, I'm not sure how much help he is, but it was fun nonetheless.
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Post by: bork on December 04, 2011, 06:27:13 PM
Hit about 30 hours of playtime and just now finished all the story missions.  This is my GOTY for sure, and the only sandbox game I've ever played where I want to finish everything up after beating the main game.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 04, 2011, 11:55:54 PM
after much consideration, i have determined the best moment in the game is:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
after you attack the STAG cargo plane and all the chemical shit gets released causing zombies -- your character peaks out of the tank and, in seeing the zombies, simply says "Fuck my life" - ending the cutscene.
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masterfully done.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 07, 2011, 09:13:33 AM
I thought that party was too hammy, I actually think the whole last third is hammy after you
spoiler (click to show/hide)
go to tron world and wrestle killbane
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. felt like they ran out of time and I think they did because
spoiler (click to show/hide)
they never really solve that autotune guys story and he never shows up at the end
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also that mission where you have to run to three seperate areas and kill a bunch of shit sucked balllllls.

i love the game. it was great. but I have alot of problems with it. it seemed whenever I needed a homie to come along they wouldn't. this was mostly during missions so that was super frustrating.

best moment in the game:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
tron world
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Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2011, 11:20:15 AM
Re: getting lost in the city:
I am still having trouble figuring out where I am in the city, but once I'm in an area, I get to know it pretty well. If I have to do a Mayhem run a couple of times to figure out where the destructible items are, later when I go through it, I'll recognize it. For the most part though, I just don't know if I'm in the north or south, east or west, at any time.

I miss Stillwater, I guess.
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Post by: magus on December 07, 2011, 01:07:39 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5056-Saints-Row-The-Third

too wacky for him?
goddamn i have to play this >:(
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Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2011, 11:43:38 PM
I really don't want to admit this to myself, but I think I like Saints Row 2 better. Not heaps better, just a little better. There are things which SR3 does better than its predecessor... well, a lot of things, actually.

I think I just changed my mind over the course of writing that sentence. The only thing SR2 does better are cutscenes (they are rife), and layered clothing -- though that clothing is less attractive by far than the offerings available in SR3.

Alzo: There are less busywork missions (no Strongholds). The money actually makes a difference and is still largely in demand even though I'm 16 hours into the game now. The game is very good looking; somehow they managed to hold onto the sort of stale urban design theme with wacky facades which makes Saints Row what it is, but the lighting, L.O.D. shifting, and environmental elements they've added make this the first game.

The only thing I can complain about is that the city is larger, and less explicitly landmark-friendly. It feels like there are several docks, several factory areas, and several suburbs -- but I couldn't tell you, because whenever I open the map, I'm always surprised to find out I had NO idea where I was on the overall geography.
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Post by: Beezy on December 08, 2011, 01:08:06 AM
85% done. I doubt that I have the patience to go for the complete all challenges achievement. I just wanna take over the map 100% and find all the collectibles. Maybe I'll try when I own the game myself.
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Post by: chronovore on December 08, 2011, 01:16:54 AM
Isn't there a "Hostile Takeover" option for $40K where it just auto-completes the map for you? Or did I misunderstand the description?
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 08, 2011, 01:34:15 AM
it only gets you one neighborhood, and there are 2-3 neighborhoods per island.  also you can only use it once.  and grinding out the challenges was awful and made me put down the game for awhile before i go back and replay it.  i think it'd work better if you used the same character to play in single player and co-op, because some of those take way too long to get over the course of just one playthrough.


I think I just changed my mind over the course of writing that sentence. The only thing SR2 does better are cutscenes (they are rife), and layered clothing -- though that clothing is less attractive by far than the offerings available in SR3.


lol i felt like you at first.  act 1 really is just a rehash of old content, and the few story scenes there are are short and nonsensical.  the game really hits it stride in act 2 when you start getting crazy toys left and right and each mission is more over-the-top than the last one.  really the only big complaints i have with the game compared to 2 are that there are too many recycled activities and the map isnt as interesting.  everything else blows sr2 (and all other open-world games) out of the water handily.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on December 08, 2011, 06:04:18 AM
Isn't there a "Hostile Takeover" option for $40K where it just auto-completes the map for you? Or did I misunderstand the description?

that option basically buys all property, completes all activities, and does all gang takeover shit in one "hood". I found it handy, I HATE Escort, so I used that ability to finish it off for me.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 08, 2011, 09:12:09 AM
That's the 2nd complaint I've heard about Escort; the other was in Giant Bombcast, I think.

What's horrible about it, and would it be any better if performed in co-op?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on December 08, 2011, 10:50:47 AM
I thought escort was pretty easy.  The photo vans literally pop out of nowhere if you're going fast enough, but otherwise you just find a straight route across the map and weave through traffic until you need to do something else.  Most of the stuff you're asked to do is fairly simple: ram some cars, jump some shit, run some dude down, etc.

I had to use the takeover to finish the Hard rescue mission on the Decker island.  That gang is just way too chaotic with maxed noteriety.


Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Beezy on December 08, 2011, 11:35:49 AM
I thought escort was pretty easy.  The photo vans literally pop out of nowhere if you're going fast enough, but otherwise you just find a straight route across the map and weave through traffic until you need to do something else.  Most of the stuff you're asked to do is fairly simple: ram some cars, jump some shit, run some dude down, etc.

I had to use the takeover to finish the Hard rescue mission on the Decker island.  That gang is just way too chaotic with maxed noteriety.
That's the only activity I have left to do on that island. They're fucking insane. I hate insurance fraud though and there's a hard one where I can only get half of the cash within the time limit. Pretty sure that I'll end up using hostile takeover on whatever hood that's in.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on December 08, 2011, 01:01:47 PM
I hated insurance fraud until Himu posted a video awhile back that gives away the trick: do a running dive and go limp right away so your guy goes flying forward.  You can get good points just flopping around on stationary vehicles that way. 

I also noticed that you can just ignore the bonus areas and run around on the raised highways; all the traffic is moving really fast and it's all in the same direction, so it's easy to combo tons of points even without adrenaline.  Almost effortless.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2011, 01:04:20 PM
If you go limp right before hitting a car, it'll flip you over the hood and you'll get lots of air [for hitting more cars] and tons of cash.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on December 08, 2011, 07:01:33 PM
I just hate that the best way now is to flop around on stationary cars. Doesn't feel like real insurance fraud to me.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2011, 07:03:10 PM
That's not true at all
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
I just hate that the best way now is to flop around on stationary cars. Doesn't feel like real insurance fraud to me.

No, you run towards a car that's barreling down the road at you, go limp, and get flipped over the hood. Running into stationary cars doesn't do much at all.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on December 08, 2011, 07:22:07 PM
It can, actually.  You limp dive into one car and flip yourself onto all the others sitting around.  You do get more points for getting run down, it's just they put the adrenaline bonus spots at intersections; the traffic stops at the red lights and gets all jammed up.

And either I have the worst luck, or the game doesn't like to spawn cars in the lanes you're anticipating traffic from.

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on December 08, 2011, 07:23:32 PM
It can, actually.  You limp dive into one car and flip yourself onto all the others sitting around.  You do get more points for getting run down, it's just they put the adrenaline bonus spots at intersections; the traffic stops at the red lights and gets all jammed up.

And either I have the worst luck, or the game doesn't like to spawn cars in the lanes you're anticipating traffic from.



That's how I did it. If you have a run of 3-4 cars in a row you can just adrenaline bounce from one to the next and your multiplier increases ridiculously.

Like Robo I could never have enough cars spawning that were moving.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2011, 07:32:04 PM
go to a busy highway or intersection.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 08, 2011, 07:51:46 PM
Is anyone else using SaintsRow.com to review your progress and check screenshots?

I couldn't tell how the hell to get the full-sized version of the screenshot when I'm in the Screenshots gallery on the site. It turns out you have to (1) make them public in your gallery, (2) go to Community > Map > My Map, (3) select any of your Public screenshots on the map, (4) VIOLA! C'est idiotique!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 08, 2011, 09:23:57 PM
My character, as usual, is an attempt at getting myself in the game:

(http://i.imgur.com/Je1E7l.jpg)
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Beezy on December 08, 2011, 10:12:46 PM
And either I have the worst luck, or the game doesn't like to spawn cars in the lanes you're anticipating traffic from.
happens to me too
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on December 09, 2011, 02:09:59 AM
Tom Chick podcast with lead designer, spoilers of course: http://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2011/12/08/qt3-games-podcast-saints-row-3-lead-designer-scott-phillips-explains-it-all/
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2011, 11:11:53 AM
Thanks to Lyte Edge and Sceneman for the co-op last night. I've got about 2 hours logged in the game, and 1.5 hours of that is in co-op! :lol

What a great game. It feels more challenging than SR2 -- at least, I don't think I died much in SR2 at all, and here I've been swarmed by the territory defense survival missions. I've survived only 1 of the 4 I've tried...

Hey, Lyte Edge, can you pop into my world again next time you see me on, and order up a car?

Apparently, in co-op, when you ordered a car in my world before I'd unlocked it, it breaks something.

Right now, I've got no way to make Homie: Vehicle Delivery show up, because he's not even in my phone, though I bought him ages ago. I've got the other delivery guys, but not the basic one.  :'(

Edit: Actually, reading further, it appears that ANYONE joining my game and using Vehicle Delivery will restore that Homie to my phone. Which makes a lot more sense, actually.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Beezy on December 10, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Got 800/1000 yesterday. Steelport is mine. I'll go for the rest when I have my own copy.

I don't understand why the achievement didn't register when I beat the game and did the 2nd ending instead though. I got disconnected from XBL and reconnected during that mission. Could that be the cause?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on December 10, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
yeah, there have been reports of achievements glitching if you go offline during gameplay.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on December 10, 2011, 06:11:07 PM
Thanks to Lyte Edge and Sceneman for the co-op last night. I've got about 2 hours logged in the game, and 1.5 hours of that is in co-op! :lol

What a great game. It feels more challenging than SR2 -- at least, I don't think I died much in SR2 at all, and here I've been swarmed by the territory defense survival missions. I've survived only 1 of the 4 I've tried...

Hey, Lyte Edge, can you pop into my world again next time you see me on, and order up a car?

Apparently, in co-op, when you ordered a car in my world before I'd unlocked it, it breaks something.

Right now, I've got no way to make Homie: Vehicle Delivery show up, because he's not even in my phone, though I bought him ages ago. I've got the other delivery guys, but not the basic one.  :'(

Edit: Actually, reading further, it appears that ANYONE joining my game and using Vehicle Delivery will restore that Homie to my phone. Which makes a lot more sense, actually.

hit me up if you see me on.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2011, 09:58:51 PM
T'anks, bruddah.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2011, 11:06:04 PM
It worked! It worked while you were in the game, but I was still worried about firing up the game this morning. There was Homie: Vehicle Delivery, still at the top of my phone, ready to go. Thanks a bunch.

Considering one of the Chop Shop missions is for a street-sweeper, I'm going to enjoy just having that guy bring it out to the place for me. HAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on December 24, 2011, 05:06:21 AM
oh my god this game is fucking incredible
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2011, 05:10:14 AM
It gets better and better.

I just finished playing through ALL the Activities in SaintsBook. Vehicle Surfing isn't my thing, but everything else was pretty fun. I even enjoyed the treasure hunt for 50 Hostages Taken, looking for cars with multiple passengers, etc. I think I got all but 6 or 8 of 40+ Activities just during normal play; super fun.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on December 24, 2011, 05:13:48 AM
I only played two missions.  I spend 4 hours fucking around and doing assassinations.

I mean, you can fly an A-10 the instant you land in the city, and the private jet is called the "Snipes 57" (always bet on black).  Plus everything feels really good now.  Driving, shooting, flying.  And it looks a lot better than SR2.  Adn the the awesome button deserves a nobel prize.
 
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on December 24, 2011, 11:17:01 AM
anyone have a save at the end of act 1?  i need the cheev for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blowing up the tower
[close]
and i dont really wanna play through ALL of act 1 again to get it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
I'll have a peek. I am about to do the same Cheevo.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 24, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
anyone have a save at the end of act 1?  i need the cheev for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blowing up the tower
[close]
and i dont really wanna play through ALL of act 1 again to get it.


Act 1 is like 2 hours
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 24, 2011, 10:43:00 PM
Quote
some game-breaking glitches/exploits that had been available to SR2 players,

Who cares, it's a single player game.

But they sell cheat codes as DLC. :lol
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2011, 11:07:41 PM
anyone have a save at the end of act 1?  i need the cheev for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blowing up the tower
[close]
and i dont really wanna play through ALL of act 1 again to get it.


Act 1 is like 2 hours

Yeah, I'm replaying Act 1, since I somehow missed the "We've Only Just Begun..." Achievement, so I'm going to get that, the "play as a girl" 'cheev, and the alternate finish for Act 1: 1000/1000, here I come!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on December 25, 2011, 12:53:23 AM
anyone have a save at the end of act 1?  i need the cheev for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
blowing up the tower
[close]
and i dont really wanna play through ALL of act 1 again to get it.


Act 1 is like 2 hours

and i'd rather spend 10 minutes to get the cheev.

let me know when you get to that point, chrono, if you dont mind.  i'll be busy tomorrow but i'll try and hop on if i can.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 25, 2011, 06:16:17 PM
I finished the game to 1000 last night. Start to finish to start again, a fantastic game all around.

Positive Touch, give me a shout if you see me online. I made a save before "The Belgian Problem."
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on December 26, 2011, 08:08:03 AM
thank you!  i'll do it when i get some free time with the 360, which won't be for a few more days :-\
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on December 26, 2011, 08:28:37 AM
Better try to make it as soon as possible - I'll be moving to a new time zone come January 11th. Things will be getting busy soon.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on December 28, 2011, 05:27:18 AM
licensed music in this game is amazing.  they pick the most perfect and bestest song for those moments to get you fired up.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 29, 2011, 01:46:40 PM
licensed music in this game is amazing.  they pick the most perfect and bestest song for those moments to get you fired up.

i was listening to the giantbomb gotycast as well and just went back and played the "Power" moment.

really is one of the best moments this generation
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on December 29, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
To be fair, you can bake a cake to "Power" and it will be fucking amazing.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on December 29, 2011, 02:48:32 PM
It's not just the Power moment (though it's probably the best).  It's also
spoiler (click to show/hide)
'you're the best' in the wrestling match right as you're tossed a chainsaw, and 'holding out for a hero' when you're going to save Shaundi.
[close]
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2011, 02:51:21 PM
yep
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 29, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
and don't forget Sublime.



retrospect is really making a strong case for why SR3 is GOTY.... but then i look at the Skyrim juggernaut and how much good stuff is packed into 90hours. the sheer volume. it doesnt have the highs SR3 had but it had far more good stuff overall.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 29, 2011, 03:47:04 PM
SR3 had the most highs out of any game this year and probably this generation. If it had the same amount of detail and features SR2 had, it'd probably be gotg. SR4 will be a force to be reckoned with.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2011, 11:55:09 PM
Some of the missions in SR3 just have that "holy shit, this is AWESOME" thing going for them... the "power" sequence in the high rise invasion, the opening mission in the plane and jumping out, the rescue/fight Kilbane mission, the gimp chariot race after rescuing Zimos, etc.  What Skyrim has going for it in comparison is that it's really, really, REALLY chock full of fun shit to do everywhere.  Not a lot of cool exploration and discovery going on in SR3 unfortunately.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2011, 01:46:02 AM
I wish you could steal a car from parachuting.

Or a plane!  I played hijacker SO MANY TIMES, flying planes and then jumping out at the last second as they were about to ram into a building... yes I'm sick.
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Post by: Himu on December 30, 2011, 01:47:16 AM
you're not playing saints row right if you don't base jump off the penthouse rather than taking a car out of your garage
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2011, 01:50:22 AM
you're not playing saints row right if you don't base jump off the penthouse rather than taking a car out of your garage

That's why I want to steal cars from parachuting. Would be sick as hell.


I also want the SR series to steal the magnet from Mercs 2 so I can pick up a car and take it to the tallest building and try to race down that bitch.

well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY94GYb0x_I
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2011, 01:53:53 AM
where is hitler?

i want my sequel to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2jLp-sqzI
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Post by: cool breeze on December 30, 2011, 01:59:57 AM
some of the things you guys are mentioning can be done in Just Cause 2.  you can hijack planes in midair, jump on the roof and surf it into another plane.

if somehow you got Volition and Avalanche to make Just Cause 3, that would be incredible.  JC2 and SR3 are the most fun open world games.
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Post by: benjipwns on December 30, 2011, 05:07:34 AM
If Volition and Avalanche teamed up and hired the people from the late Pandemic and made an open world sandbox game...
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Post by: pilonv1 on December 30, 2011, 08:09:45 AM
The sad thing about Hiters video is that I instantly know where 80%+ of that video is in Stillwater.

I could probably tell you where 4-5 places are in Steelport and that's it.

Lousy identikit city :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 30, 2011, 11:29:03 AM
you're not playing saints row right if you don't base jump off the penthouse rather than taking a car out of your garage

this.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on December 30, 2011, 12:09:48 PM
You're both contending that people didn't do this.

I refuse to believe such people exist.

Next you'll tell me that they never grappled in Just Cause 2.
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 30, 2011, 01:29:17 PM
you're not playing saints row right if you don't base jump off the penthouse rather than taking a car out of your garage

this.

no fall damage perk makes the game 200% more fun
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Robo on December 30, 2011, 01:42:51 PM
Fall damage is pretty wonky in general.  There doesn't seem to be a lot of difference between how far you can jump and not take any damage and how far will kill you instantly.  That perk is mandatory.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 30, 2011, 02:18:53 PM
okay, before I kill someone, how the FUCK do you start a Diversion in a taxi or ambulance? I'm almost done with my second playthrough and had no idea you could do this ... what button do you push?! I've looked in the keybindings, online, etc. - have no clue.
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 30, 2011, 02:45:31 PM
i dont think the game has those?  where did you hear that you could do these?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 30, 2011, 02:55:58 PM
my friend said he did them, but maybe he was conflating with SR2..?.!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2011, 03:10:23 PM
SR2 has taxi and ambulance. SR3 doesn't.
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Post by: chronovore on December 30, 2011, 07:34:25 PM
I'll probably be labeled a blasphemer for this, but The Saboteur handled character ability unlocks better than SR3. In that game, you have to unlock the ability before it becomes available for purchase, instead of just being Experience Level related. The catch is, each of the bronze/silver/gold Abilities in Saboteur are unlocked by doing something which the next ability would make significantly easier. I'm not remembering the exact progression, but it might have been "Get 20 headshots" for "Reduced recoil on sniper rifle," whereas the next stage may be "Get 5 headshots in 15 seconds" for "Sniper rifle reload time is halved."

SR2 gave automatic, free unlocks for doing specific tasks. e.g. "no falling damage if you nail a BASE Jump perfectly" -- it was actually closer to the model where progress is related to what you've done, not just how much you've done and how much money you've got.

OTOH, Saboteur ran out of unlockables and ways to spend my money well before I was ever finished with the campaign...
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 05, 2012, 03:51:44 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2vt6wlg.jpg)

:bow me and my bro :bow2
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2012, 05:47:33 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2vt6wlg.jpg)

:bow me and my bro :bow2

Looks like there was some Bad Bromance going' on in Th' Row.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Vertigo on January 06, 2012, 06:06:26 AM
The sad thing about Hiters video is that I instantly know where 80%+ of that video is in Stillwater.

I could probably tell you where 4-5 places are in Steelport and that's it.

Lousy identikit city :(

It's an appallingly designed city. It looks like no thought has gone into making it distinctive and learnable. The only landmark is your purple tower other than that it's guesses as to where things are placed
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on January 06, 2012, 06:55:24 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2vt6wlg.jpg)

:bow me and my bro :bow2

Looks like there was some Bad Bromance going' on in Th' Row.

It's cool how the Steam version has extra achievements. I wish Microsoft would do away with the 50 cheev limit for retail games
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Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
On the other hand, I am happy that there are no co-op Achievements in SR3 on 360, since they were prevalent in SR2, and yet STILL BROKEN.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on January 06, 2012, 08:14:05 PM
Genkibowl DLC out later this month, cheevs have been revealed: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

I'll just fork out for the season pass, I'll be buying all the content regardless

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2012, 08:55:54 PM
Genkibowl DLC out later this month, cheevs have been revealed: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

I'll just fork out for the season pass, I'll be buying all the content regardless
Great news!

I will be getting all content as well, but I don't know that I'll be able to play it anytime soon.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2012, 03:22:58 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/xbljpl.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/kolsn.jpg)

:bow Boss Me :bow2

Let's DLC!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on January 07, 2012, 10:10:08 AM
i still feel like im missing something with this season pass.  basically you pay $15 for a tiny amount of content now, and then you get 33% off dlc packs when theyre released?  doesnt the cost of the pass offset the minuscule amount youll save on the dlc?  or does the $15 now cover the cost of the dlc later?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2012, 10:23:58 AM
Pretty sure the $15 covers everything going forward.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2012, 10:27:14 AM
The season pass gets you the three announced mission DLC packs, I don't think it gives you the outfits and junk.

EDIT: From Steam:
Quote
The exploits of the Third Street Saints continue! With the Saints Row: The Third Season Pass you gain access to three future mission packs—Genkibowl VII, Gangstas in Space, and The Trouble with Clones—for expanded gameplay with everyone’s favorite street gang. And as a bonus, you gain immediate access to all-new costumes and vehicles from Steelport’s #1 television drama—Nyte Blayde. Strap it on!
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 07, 2012, 03:36:48 PM
Pretty sure the $15 covers everything going forward.

well derp on me.  looks like ill be picking that up right now!  also holy fuck i just got my first 1000 WOOOOOOOOO!*

fake edit: looks like they just added the cheevs to the list on my 360



*does not include platinum trophies
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on January 07, 2012, 03:38:08 PM
wait wtf a season pass is $20? shitty
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on January 07, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
the season pass is 1600 MSP, covers 3 DLC packs, and claims a saving of 33%. So if you do the math, the 3 DLC's will sell for 800MSP each if you buy them individually. Seems like a good deal to me, as I plan on getting all DLC.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 07, 2012, 08:03:32 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/xbljpl.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/kolsn.jpg)

:bow Boss Me :bow2

Let's DLC!

So now do you FEEL BOSS?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2012, 07:13:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siBhtWd0cq4
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 10, 2012, 07:17:43 PM
Bonarz. Going to buy the Season Pass!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 10, 2012, 08:03:30 PM
"Mama don't know I play SAINTS ROW!"
                  \

                                                          (http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac216/mysticat880/Linearts/CatRunningAnimationLines.gif)                               (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oowF_xSecE0/Sw7VCC70h5I/AAAAAAAAAaQ/l0LbcwihgbM/s1600/Hamtarofan's+BALLLLL.png)
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Post by: Himu on January 10, 2012, 08:21:54 PM
holy shit :rofl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 10, 2012, 10:20:31 PM
(I cackled and almost snorted)
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Post by: Robo on January 10, 2012, 11:34:20 PM
"Mama don't know I play SAINTS ROW!"
                  \

                                                          (http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac216/mysticat880/Linearts/CatRunningAnimationLines.gif)                               (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oowF_xSecE0/Sw7VCC70h5I/AAAAAAAAAaQ/l0LbcwihgbM/s1600/Hamtarofan's+BALLLLL.png)

 :bow

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2012, 11:56:51 PM
brb, going to buy the season pass on steam real quick
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2012, 12:29:07 AM
sorry but I think it's actually "mama don't know, I play Saints Row"

 :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 12:37:24 AM
Yeah, it is.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2012, 12:38:47 AM
it was an awesome post, but I couldn't help correcting it!  :( :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 12:39:29 AM
fixed, everybody edit your posts and the quoted version for posterity
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 12:50:38 AM
TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE TALL CAT PARADE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeDNsuUgZw
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 12:58:13 AM
what the fuck :rofl
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Post by: benjipwns on January 11, 2012, 01:01:46 AM
reow
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Trent Dole on January 11, 2012, 02:06:41 AM
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
TALL CAT PARADE
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on January 11, 2012, 05:54:52 PM
Wasn't that the best Tall Cat Parade, ever?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 06:01:34 PM
Those were the tallest cats I've ever seen!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:17:30 PM
Alright, I'm going to go against the crowd.  I'm not feeling this game.

I'm an hour or two in and I like the sense of humor and the over-the-top bits, and the radio stations, even the driving is solid, but the core gameplay bores me to death.  The combat is just holy crap bad.  There's no sense of weight for the weapons, the physics are floaty, no hit satisfaction on the shots, there isn't even a cover system (wtf), you just walk around shooting at people like cardboard and they float away.  On top of that the game relies on waves and waves of enemy respawns to artificially lengthen the combat scenarios so they just keep coming and coming.

There also doesn't seem much to really do in the city.  More than GTA?  Sure.  But it's like drive around, do a few side activities, buy some property, ok do a mission, intro to mission is funny, meat of mission is C- TPS, mission over, repeat whole game.  Just seems kind of boring.  It's weird because these guys do Red Faction and the combat in Guerrilla is SO much more satisfying.  The weapons there feel good and smashing stuff into pieces is awesome.  But this is some of the most unsatisfying combat I've played in a non-shareware game and at the end of the day the game is about shooting people unfortunately.  I don't really understand how this game has worse combat than practically every sandbox TPS I've played this gen.  Crackdown, Infamous, Mafia, RFG, Just Cause, etc... the combat in those games is fun and way crazier!  And it's always entertaining to get into firefights.  I'm having no fun in combat so far and just kind of zzz-ing through it to get to the next cutscene.

Not feeling it.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 11, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Give it time, once you upgrade the weapons/skills and get some of the really fun toys it's like a whole new game.
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
The gunplay is great. I have not heard a single person complain about those things you said. Then again, you probably got it for pc. Also, are you upgrading your weapons?
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:27:26 PM
But this is some of the most unsatisfying combat I've played in a non-shareware game and at the end of the day the game is about shooting people unfortunately.

No it's not.

You're either:

A. Playing the game like Gears and in RE4 aim mode at all times.

or

B. Not using melee + awesome button.

In other words, playing like it's a generic shooter makes the game boring, like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwyqwHvi0A

But then, that makes you a boring player.


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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:32:59 PM
Bebpo, I am completely confused by your post, because the thing I like about SR3 is that the combat is so tight and enjoyable, unlike every other TPS sandbox game I've ever played. I agree with Stringer - you ARE using the trigger/right mouse to zoom when you shoot ONLY, RIGHT?!
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:33:34 PM
I have not upgraded any weapons so far.  I am using the generic shotgun and machine gun with grenade tossing while in L zoomed in aim mode shooting them in the head or upper body while moving around behind objects for cover.

I agree melee combat is pretty good.  I got an explosive scythe thing from one of those teleport ninjas and it felt good blowing shit up with it.


I'm playing on the PC, yes but with a X360 controller and I don't see what that has to do with it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:34:39 PM
Bet you Bebpo is playing it like it's Gears and is zooming in to shoot when there's an aim reticule that allows you to shoot without aiming shit. Every single friend I've seen play the game plays like that. For some reason, it pisses me off. :( Like "YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG" and I just want to grab the controller because they make the game look SLOW and BORING when it's the opposite.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:35:44 PM
For clarification, I've only done like 3 missions so far.  The last mission I did was parachuting into the high rise, shooting up 3 waves of enemies, bringing my crew up from the elevator, shooting 2 more waves of enemies, then chase a guy in a helicopter flight for 3 mins, get out and run up and grab him and then shoot a room full of guys.
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:37:35 PM
How did you not like that mission? :( That is one of my favorite missions in the game. The presentation is so top notch.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
For instance with that mission:

Parachuting in part - liked
Music playing - liked
Shooting a bunch of guys around the pool and inside the house - zzzz
Going downstairs and shooting more guys - zzz
Shooting another 2 waves of guys - zzzz
Flying helicopter - cool for 10 seconds until I realized there was no challenge besides HOLD UP then it was holding up for 3 mins zzz
Running after a guy and grabbing him and then shooting more guys - zzz

Guess I need to get the "fun" weapons.  I really dislike the gun combat and find it immensely dull.
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Post by: bork on January 11, 2012, 06:38:11 PM
Shooting was great right from the start. 

 ???
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:39:17 PM
For clarification, I've only done like 3 missions so far.  The last mission I did was parachuting into the high rise, shooting up 3 waves of enemies, bringing my crew up from the elevator, shooting 2 more waves of enemies, then chase a guy in a helicopter flight for 3 mins, get out and run up and grab him and then shoot a room full of guys.

well maybe you should play the game more than 3 missions before running your mouth off!
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:39:41 PM
All you do is shoot?

I mix between shooting and riding my vagina into dudes faces with the awesome button.

Oh, and taking hostages and throwing them 500 feet.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:42:05 PM
Watching that video shows my main problem with the combat.  The physics.  EVERYTHING is floaty.  Shoot a guy and he flips around like he's on the moon.  Drop a grenade and things float instead of fall.  It's like playing GTA with a moon physics mod (though not as exaggerated).  Game has bizarro physics.
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:42:10 PM
For instance with that mission:

Parachuting in part - liked
Music playing - liked
Shooting a bunch of guys around the pool and inside the house - zzzz
Going downstairs and shooting more guys - zzz
Shooting another 2 waves of guys - zzzz
Flying helicopter - cool for 10 seconds until I realized there was no challenge besides HOLD UP then it was holding up for 3 mins zzz
Running after a guy and grabbing him and then shooting more guys - zzz

Guess I need to get the "fun" weapons.  I really dislike the gun combat and find it immensely dull.

Use the mollusk gun. It acts as satchel charges. Hit a group of dudes with the mollusk gun, watch the fire works as they turn on their friends, then blow them up in a kamikaze fiesta of blood and guts and confetti.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:42:53 PM
All you do is shoot?

I mix between shooting and riding my vagina into dudes faces with the awesome button.

Oh, and taking hostages and throwing them 500 feet.

The controls when you are holding a hostage are so terrible I never want to grab any of them. 
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:43:43 PM
Watching that video shows my main problem with the combat.  The physics.  EVERYTHING is floaty.  Shoot a guy and he flips around like he's on the moon.  Drop a grenade and things float instead of fall.  It's like playing GTA with a moon physics mod (though not as exaggerated).  Game has bizarro physics.

game has AWESOME PHYSICS

instead of being realistic the physics are HILARIOUSLY GREAT ALWAYS

the entire fabric of reality is in support of how awesome your character is at all times. if that's not good game design I don't know what is
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:44:05 PM
Watching that video shows my main problem with the combat.  The physics.  EVERYTHING is floaty.  Shoot a guy and he flips around like he's on the moon.  Drop a grenade and things float instead of fall.  It's like playing GTA with a moon physics mod (though not as exaggerated).  Game has bizarro physics.

I have no clue what you're talking about or even see why this is a problem. The guy flips because that's the EXPLOSIVE AMMO and you can juggle dudes with that ammo like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Fv9Z7Q-b4
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:44:51 PM
All you do is shoot?

I mix between shooting and riding my vagina into dudes faces with the awesome button.

Oh, and taking hostages and throwing them 500 feet.

The controls when you are holding a hostage are so terrible I never want to grab any of them.

The controls are fine. ???
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
You move slow and can't do anything other than shoot a pistol.  It's no fun.  So I don't grab hostages.

I just don't get why they didn't put a cover button/system in.  Every game has a cover button these days because it makes the character feel more interactive with the environment by leaning against things or dashing behind something.  Without environmental destruction or a cover system, the environment feels static and lifeless like it's just a backdrop and the combat strategy seems like you run up to their face and shoot them x waves and waves of guys.  Which is boring.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:49:41 PM
- complains about no cover system
- you can duck behind objects
- and blindfire while ducking
- while your health refills
- "that's not a cover system because I didn't get an icon telling me I was entering cover"

also, if you don't like the pistol, use a different weapon! there are lots of them!
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:49:48 PM
You can throw them 1000 feet. It's fucking hilarious. It's also not too slow if you use the run by while taking the hostage. You can shoot your pistol, but you can also throw them and even execute them.

Oh god, cover systems? And you want FAST combat? :rofl
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:50:37 PM
- complains about no cover system
- you can duck behind objects
- and blindfire while ducking
- while your health refills
- "that's not a cover system because I didn't get an icon telling me I was entering cover"

How do you blindfire?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:51:25 PM
GUIDE TO BLINDFIRING FOR BEBPO

1) duck
2) shoot
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:51:37 PM
All you do is hide behind an object, say, a wall, for a few seconds. The game doesn't need cover.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:52:01 PM
I thought I just shoot into the object I'm standing behind if I fire while being behind an object.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 06:52:58 PM
What difficulty do you guys play on to make the combat fair but satisfying?
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 06:53:52 PM
Normal.

Someone with pc version make a video to show bebpo how to properly represent The Row.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:56:18 PM
I found Normal to be pretty easy, but I also enjoyed it being fool-jugglingly fun
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2012, 06:56:54 PM
I thought I just shoot into the object I'm standing behind if I fire while being behind an object.

if you are behind an object and your reticule is not, you will fire around corners
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 07:04:58 PM
I think possibly one of the reasons why I don't enjoy the combat is the controller sensitivity sucks and feels slow like wading through mud instead of fast paced john woo

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/954853-/61254712

http://www.gamespot.com/saints-row-the-third/forum/controller-sensitivity-too-low-61030830


I dunno if this is just a "using a X360 controller on the PC version" or a X360 controller on any version issue, but it might be what's killing the combat for me.  When I tried using a kb/m it felt a lot more fluid in combat but the driving was such a pain in the ass I went back to the X360 controller.
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Post by: Himu on January 11, 2012, 07:07:35 PM
Another pc gaming casualty.
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Post by: bork on January 11, 2012, 07:32:43 PM
Bebpo is getting senile is his old age.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 08:04:13 PM
Another pc gaming casualty.

I'm using the same setup as Bebpo, but never had any problems.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: cool breeze on January 11, 2012, 08:06:00 PM
I think possibly one of the reasons why I don't enjoy the combat is the controller sensitivity sucks and feels slow like wading through mud instead of fast paced john woo

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/954853-/61254712

http://www.gamespot.com/saints-row-the-third/forum/controller-sensitivity-too-low-61030830


I dunno if this is just a "using a X360 controller on the PC version" or a X360 controller on any version issue, but it might be what's killing the combat for me.  When I tried using a kb/m it felt a lot more fluid in combat but the driving was such a pain in the ass I went back to the X360 controller.

I played PC version with 360 pad and it felt really right to me.  I had to turn up sensitivity a ton, but that's it.  Times when I needed to aim better I used my mouse (since you can use the 360 controller like a Wii nunchuck and more, while you aim/shoot with the mouse).

Gunplay might feel weird if you're used to other modern shooters like Uncharted or Gears or whatever.  You need to be aggressive.  Upgrade your health and stamina, run around, take hostages, and shoot people in the face.  Even if you don't want to use a human hostage, grabbing and snapping their neck is a quick instant kill.

I pretty much used pistols the entire game, as I did in SR2.  Kinda pissed there wasn't a revolver.  No pimp cane shotgun either!

(http://i.imgur.com/E3vIm.gif)
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 11, 2012, 08:20:39 PM
Maybe the PC sensitivity is different to console?
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 11, 2012, 09:13:57 PM
http://store.thq.com/store?SiteID=thq&Locale=en_US&Action=DisplayCategoryProductListPage&categoryID=52108100&pgm=79464700&ThemeID=1268400&Currency=USD

:o
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 10:48:25 PM
Ok, just played an hour and half straight and got a lot further.  Forget all the stuff I said, this game is a fun sandbox timewaster.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 11:11:57 PM
The professor genki murder murder fun time is the best part so far, love how it's level designed and plays a bit like a Bizarre's The Club.  Need more combo-based shooters out there.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2012, 11:26:38 PM
Maybe the PC sensitivity is different to console?

It's set really low on the PC, like 15 out of 100.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 11, 2012, 11:43:13 PM
Yeah, I have it maxed and it's totally playable though still a little slow.  But I tried using KB+M when I booted it up today and I got to an insurance fraud activity and I got REALLY FRUSTRATED trying to control the camera and character to bounce from car to car in combo on kb+m, so I gave up and went to the X360 controller and it was no problem.  After that, I stuck to the X360 controller and I've just gotten used to the aim.  Wish it was a little faster, but it's workable.
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Post by: chronovore on January 12, 2012, 01:36:46 AM
well maybe you should play the game more than 3 missions before running your mouth off!
Ok, just played an hour and half straight and got a lot further.  Forget all the stuff I said, this game is a fun sandbox timewaster.

Glad to hear you are enjoying it now that you've played it for a bit. Upgrade a weapon, and see how that works out for you.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2012, 08:14:46 PM
Just in case not posted already - friend of J-Bore Cheapy D DLC coming soon!

I was waiting for a good Steam sale on this but may have to crack. This IS Cheapy  :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-EtVOQLT4
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 12, 2012, 08:20:29 PM
Just saw that on twitter. Apparently he got it for $1700 in a chartiy auction.

I would totally pay $1700 to charity to be in the next Saints Row.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 12, 2012, 09:31:59 PM
Yeah, $1700 is a steal for something that awesome
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Post by: Sho Nuff on January 12, 2012, 09:53:20 PM
The Cheapy pack better come out for the PC, that's all I'm sayin
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2012, 10:08:29 PM
so you can get a nude patch? :teehee
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Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2012, 03:30:32 AM
Got a giant naked man in my party and rode a giant ball down in freefall

:bow awesome game :bow2
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 13, 2012, 07:41:21 AM
and the missions only get better from there!
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Post by: bork on January 13, 2012, 08:25:38 AM
Got a giant naked man in my party and rode a giant ball down in freefall

:bow awesome game :bow2

See?  We knew you'd come around!
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Post by: Robo on January 13, 2012, 11:39:41 AM
 :bow CheapyD :bow2 

 :bow Volition :bow2

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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2012, 12:06:12 PM
Got a giant naked man in my party and rode a giant ball down in freefall

:bow awesome game :bow2

DAMPER BABY!!!101

(http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1377/578087864_8dce506c6d.jpg) (http://www.taipei-101.com.tw/OBV_EN/Upload_Pics/Product_DAMPER_84169999_20090206.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 12:17:44 PM
Got a giant naked man in my party and rode a giant ball down in freefall

:bow awesome game :bow2

Wait, you hadn't even played the first main story mission (other than the intro) before passing judgement on the game, Bebpo? I'm going to start calling you "Himuro."
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Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2012, 01:19:58 PM
The cutscene when it lands was kind of confusing.  I thought it had missed him and there was going to be a boss fight immediately following, but then everyone was talking like the guy died.  I've noticed that at a few places with the cutscenes, directing feels a little off.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2012, 01:31:48 PM
I've noticed that at a few places with the cutscenes, directing feels a little off.

Volition had a really small team and a really small budget for the cutscenes.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 13, 2012, 01:31:51 PM
Anyone know if they patched this game for AMD users?  I keep wanting to buy it off Steam but all those people reporting problems with framerates with AMD cards have kind of put me off.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2012, 01:33:48 PM
I've noticed that at a few places with the cutscenes, directing feels a little off.

Volition had a really small team and a really small budget for the cutscenes.

That makes sense.  The cutscenes are good (and they look really nice on PC with 4x AA maxed; have a CG look to them because of the cartoon style), but there's definitely some jank to them and the story doesn't necessarily flow as well as it should.
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 01:34:07 PM
MAKE A SAINTS ROW 3 VIDEO, HITLER YOU CUNT
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 01:35:08 PM
I've noticed that at a few places with the cutscenes, directing feels a little off.

Volition had a really small team and a really small budget for the cutscenes.

That makes sense.  The cutscenes are good (and they look really nice on PC with 4x AA maxed; have a CG look to them because of the cartoon style), but there's definitely some jank to them and the story doesn't necessarily flow as well as it should.

This is especially noticeable after SR2, which has such tight cutscene and story direction.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2012, 01:35:12 PM
Anyone know if they patched this game for AMD users?  I keep wanting to buy it off Steam but all those people reporting problems with framerates with AMD cards have kind of put me off.

I have an AMD card and get 60 fps at High settings and 30 at Ultra ... I dunno if there are actual issues but it's never kept me from enjoying myself.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2012, 01:36:48 PM
Time for the $5.00000 question: if I love Saints Row 3 and it changed my life and I am getting a FEEL BOSS tattoo next Tuesday, is Saints Row 2 still worth checking out and playing through?
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 01:38:23 PM
Time for the $5.00000 question: if I love Saints Row 3 and it changed my life and I am getting a FEEL BOSS tattoo next Tuesday, is Saints Row 2 still worth checking out and playing through?

Long answer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2RBvsWx8A

Short answer:

Yes
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Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2012, 01:39:59 PM
Yeah, I'm thinking about finally getting around to play SR2 after I finish SR3.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2012, 01:41:22 PM
SR2 is a bit more "serious business" than SR3, but it's still a whole heap of fun and actually has more stuff to do.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2012, 01:44:55 PM
SR3 is apparently a brand new engine from SR2, so hopefully (the confirmed!) SR4 can add more content and improve the city's readability.
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 01:45:23 PM
Despite being "serious business" it's still about making your character the biggest badass in the city. SR3 just amps it up. Also, you'll see more of characters from SR3. Shaundi isn't a shit character in SR2!
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
I actually think SR3's boss is a pussy compared to SR2 boss.
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Post by: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 02:24:38 PM
Time for the $5.00000 question: if I love Saints Row 3 and it changed my life and I am getting a FEEL BOSS tattoo next Tuesday, is Saints Row 2 still worth checking out and playing through?

Yes. The driving isn't as good, but there are more activities, more co-op oriented actions, and more interesting bugs! It is less polished and somehow more charming for showing its seams.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 13, 2012, 02:38:39 PM
Hey, how do you do the poses/taunts? 
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2012, 02:40:21 PM
On PC, X + C
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 13, 2012, 06:22:55 PM
Also the City in SR2 is much better.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 13, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
I never even bothered to install SR2 (came in a Steam "pack") because I heard it's almost unplayable on PC. Was this ever corrected?
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Post by: Sho Nuff on January 13, 2012, 06:45:34 PM
The best thing about SR2 was that you could switch your melee moveset, so after you beat the pro wrestlers you got a shitload of wrestling moves you could randomly do on people
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Post by: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 06:51:49 PM
Hey, how do you do the poses/taunts?
D-pad left/right on console.
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Post by: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 06:52:36 PM
The best thing about SR2 was that you could switch your melee moveset, so after you beat the pro wrestlers you got a shitload of wrestling moves you could randomly do on people

Sez you, Mr. Kung-fu Crane Kick.
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Post by: cool breeze on January 13, 2012, 07:10:55 PM
Time for the $5.00000 question: if I love Saints Row 3 and it changed my life and I am getting a FEEL BOSS tattoo next Tuesday, is Saints Row 2 still worth checking out and playing through?

Sr2 on pc? The port is pretty shit.  360 ver runs bad too, just saying.

Story isn't nearly as crazy either.  It's more grounded gang stuff...with ninjas and stuff.

+ Gat
+ better city
+ other things like kung fu and pimp cane shotgun
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Post by: benjipwns on January 13, 2012, 07:14:26 PM
You can "brute force" past some of the issues in SR2 if you have newer hardware and tons of RAM but the port will always be bad because they completely screwed up the streaming. (Before the patch there was a frame rate cap of 32fps, no 16:9 resolutions, few graphics options and the world streaming was even worse. Things would go slow motion, now you just get a slight hitch between sections.) The console version doesn't have the world's best framerate either though.

Here's the mod everyone talks about that has bug fixes, tweaks and bunches of new content:
http://idolninja.com/sr2.php

And a FAQ from that guy about some of the issues:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1715922
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Post by: Himu on January 13, 2012, 07:36:15 PM
If you're goin to play SR2 on pc you NEED Gentlemen of the Row, which fixes stability issues and adds more content.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 13, 2012, 09:07:45 PM
awesome, thanks benjipwns
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 13, 2012, 10:20:14 PM
i couldnt even get the fucking thing to run for more than five minutes on my pc, fwiw.  game ran in fast-forward and crashed whenever i tried to start a mission
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Post by: Bebpo on January 14, 2012, 09:05:09 PM
Have about 10 hours in this now.  Just gotta buy that airport and then I'll have all the properties and can start spending all my tons o' moneyz on character abilities and weapons which should be fun!  The only thing I've upgraded so far has been the starting pistols to get explosive ammo for it.  I'm about halfway through the story missions, and 1/3rd through the activities.

Liking the game a lot.  I'm not sure if I like that all the islands are open at once from the very beginning and you can do activities and stuff everywhere.  Was SR2 like that too?  I'm used to EVERY OTHER SANDBOX GAME giving you like 1/3rd the map at a time, so you can kind of pace between doing all the side stuff -> main story -> new area opens -> side stuff -> main story.  Here since everything is open I'm just sort of doing mainly side stuff for the entire map and every 20-30 mins I'll do a story mission for kicks. 

Are there any other hidden activities (aka, stuff that doesn't show on your map as icons) besides Hostage Situation and the Survival missions you get on your phone at times? 

I found a car that's ridiculously fast, so I pimped it up with Nitros and a saved it in my garage.  It's nice to get around fast  :D
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Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 09:10:51 PM
Every SR has the game open from the get go

other hidden activities include base jumping, car surfing, streaking, and flashing.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 14, 2012, 09:46:24 PM
Found the first two of those.  Do you have to be naked to do the other 2?
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Post by: Himu on January 14, 2012, 09:52:58 PM
you need a streaker jacket which you can buy at planet saints iirc to flash, and to streak just go buck wild
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Post by: Bebpo on January 15, 2012, 12:23:36 AM
Couldn't find the jacket for flashing.  Oh well.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 15, 2012, 12:31:05 AM
It's at Let's Pretend.

Which is in Luchadore territory, down the main street from Three Count Casino.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 15, 2012, 12:37:48 AM
Thanks!  Will check it out next time.  I bought the airport + crib, so now it says I have all the properties except some crib that doesn't exist yet for purchase on the left island, guess it will open later in the story.  Been working on wrapping up the rest the side activities and gang areas while doing story missions, fun stuff!  Now that I actually have lots of money I'm buying all the character upgrades and my character is becoming SUPER PERSON lololol.  Love throwing dudes far!
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Post by: Bebpo on January 15, 2012, 12:42:07 AM
My favorite line in the story so far is

Quote
these hos ain't hos!

favorite side activities are TANK, Murderfuntime, and Mayhem.  I like blowing stuff up and shooting people for combos ;)
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Post by: Sho Nuff on January 15, 2012, 02:03:24 AM
SR2 has the best cutscenes in the series
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Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 02:16:09 AM
SR2 has the best cutscenes in the series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWc1j_Ee47o
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Post by: Bebpo on January 15, 2012, 03:31:21 AM
haha, that's awesome.

I'm definitely going to play SR2 after experiencing the greatness that is SR3, but will probably be in a year or so since I'm gonna be sooooo burned out on SR after I finish marathoning this 100% over the next few days.
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Post by: Himu on January 15, 2012, 07:36:21 AM
you can't be burned out on SR. I have played 100+ hours of SR2. 50+ hours of SR3. How did I do this? co-op. Co-op makes it never boring.
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Post by: chronovore on January 15, 2012, 09:37:57 PM
Every SR has the game open from the get go

other hidden activities include base jumping, car surfing, streaking, and flashing.

There are also the Territory Takeover or whatever those PINK FIST missions are. You have to find those.
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Post by: chronovore on January 15, 2012, 09:40:21 PM
you can't be burned out on SR. I have played 100+ hours of SR2. 50+ hours of SR3. How did I do this? co-op. Co-op makes it never boring.
Oh, man. SR2 is so good in co-op. Activities are so fun.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 15, 2012, 09:49:28 PM
Every SR has the game open from the get go

other hidden activities include base jumping, car surfing, streaking, and flashing.

There are also the Territory Takeover or whatever those PINK FIST missions are. You have to find those.

I had one bug out on me on 360, there was one territory takeover near the casino that never popped for me. I ran/drove around there for a good hour or two and couldn't find it. If I used the takeover ability it completed it for me. I figure at some point I knocked them into the water or something and they're down there and not in their usual location.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 01:52:34 AM
Can you not rob stores once you own them?


Also the collectable finder is really helpful.  Without it I wouldn't have bothered getting all collectables, but I've been grabbing them as I do other stuff now that I have the finder so I'll probably grab them all.  I think the only thing that might keep me from 100% is the HARD version of some of the activities are really frustrating and it's annoying to keep redoing them.  I tried some Guardian Angel one with 6 stops and she kept taking damage little by little from cars shooting rockets while I was shooting the cars.  By the 4th or 5th stop was dead :\  Don't like that side activity, takes forever and is boring. 
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Post by: Himu on January 16, 2012, 02:04:27 AM
I like Guardian Angel. Play the activities you don't like on co-op.
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Post by: chronovore on January 16, 2012, 02:04:49 AM
I played on Normal, so if you're on Hard this may not work: Shoot the cars. Even with the sniper rifle, shoot the cars. They explode, which takes out the nearby creepers. Trying to actually snipe the enemies is too hard.

Upgrading the weapons used in those missions also helps.

Lastly, you can rob stores you already own.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 02:20:37 AM
Oh wait, I think I'm talking about Heli Assault.  The one where you ARE the helicopter and need to shoot the cars following the green car.
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Post by: Himu on January 16, 2012, 02:40:54 AM
That was the worst one in SR2. It's much better in SR3. Heli Assault is much more fun (like anything else) with a partner.

I played on Normal, so if you're on Hard this may not work: Shoot the cars. Even with the sniper rifle, shoot the cars. They explode, which takes out the nearby creepers. Trying to actually snipe the enemies is too hard.

Upgrading the weapons used in those missions also helps.

Lastly, you can rob stores you already own.

He's talking about the difficulty of the activity instances.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 03:06:46 AM
Yeah, I'm playing on normal which is super easy outside the "HARD" version of certain activities in 1p.  At the end of the game if I have any left that I'm stuck on I'll try co-op for them.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 03:12:28 AM
You know, as much as I like these guys and think they get 95% of it right, there's definitely some weak choices here and there.  Like the whole point of the Heli Assault activity is have an activity where you get to BLOW SHIT UP WITH A HELICOPTER...because that's fun, right?  And everyone likes fun!  But then they make it an escort mission and by principal escort missions are not fun, so they kind of mess that up.  Helicopter side activities should have been just flying around blowing lots of shit up with explosions or flying through air rings like pilotwings or something.  The Tank activities are fun because you just blow lots of shit up in combos and who doesn't like blowing things up & combos? 

No one.  That's who.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 04:23:19 AM
Wow, collectable finder + helicopter is almost like cheating.  GPS next collectable -> fly there in 2 secs, land, repeat.
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Post by: Himu on January 16, 2012, 09:20:59 AM
You know, as much as I like these guys and think they get 95% of it right, there's definitely some weak choices here and there.  Like the whole point of the Heli Assault activity is have an activity where you get to BLOW SHIT UP WITH A HELICOPTER...because that's fun, right?  And everyone likes fun!  But then they make it an escort mission and by principal escort missions are not fun, so they kind of mess that up.  Helicopter side activities should have been just flying around blowing lots of shit up with explosions or flying through air rings like pilotwings or something.  The Tank activities are fun because you just blow lots of shit up in combos and who doesn't like blowing things up & combos? 

No one.  That's who.

Play fucking co-op.
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Post by: Robo on January 16, 2012, 11:37:12 AM
Heli Assault was pretty dull.  Shoulda been more Guardian Angel missions, less Heli Assault.
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Post by: chronovore on January 16, 2012, 12:20:12 PM
Heli-Assault is easier in SR2 because you get one guy to fly and the other just shoots. Sceneman and I ruled the world from our aerial gunship platform. In SR3, you just have two helicopters, which makes it slightly easier to manage multiple enemies, but doesn't "feel as co-op."

Guardian Angel needed more instances. I've no idea why there are only two of them.

I understood that Bebpo was talking about the difficulty level of the Activity, but was also wondering that the Activity would be further influenced by the overall difficulty level of the game. I will admit to playing SR2 entirely on Casual, and still having an obscenely difficult time with Tow Truck Activity.

There is still a difficulty level for the whole SR3 game, isn't there?
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Post by: Bebpo on January 16, 2012, 12:46:58 PM
I think difficulty in the options menu only affects your damage taken and damage given with a modifier.  So activities that would be affected by that would be affected like your health in Mayhem, but things like Trail Blazer wouldn't.

I'm just making this up but it sounds common sensical.
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Post by: chronovore on January 16, 2012, 05:58:51 PM
I'm just saying, if you can't pass the Activity, try upgrading any weapons you use during that Activity. If the McManus appears, upgrade the hell out of it. If it's rockets, max that out. If you still can't pass it, make sure you play with the Options.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 17, 2012, 03:23:47 AM
Good times, good times.  Almost through it.  100%'d the collectibles and finished 2/4 islands.  Have 6 side activities left on the remaining 2 (3 & 3) which I'll do tomorrow and then I'm all set to marathon the rest of the plot.  The STAG guys just showed up where I am in the story (towards the end of act 2).  Game needs more weapons.  I'm running out of things to upgrade since I only have about 2 or 3 weapons for each slot.  Needs more crazy weaponry.

Also are there ANY weapons that use the awesome button to modify their attacks?  For making a big deal about a button that does AWESOME, the only times it seems to effect anything is when getting in and out of cars and when doing melee attacks.  Both are awesome, but I was hoping the awesome button would also making the shooting gunplay more awesome by adding john woo max payne slo-mo attacks or something.  But I've been upgrading all the weapons and my character abilities (lvl.31 right now) and nada.

Also, this game has an insane amount of clothing.  I am a big fan of games where I get to dress up my characters and while I normally play as a guy in 99% of games, the fact that the character models weren't ugly caveman people like most games + huge fashion selection made me go with a :uguu girl.  Will go with a guy on my co-op play!

Here's a snippet of her dress up adventures in SR land.  Don't judge me!

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Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on January 17, 2012, 03:30:52 AM
If you think this game has plenty of clothing you should see Saints Row 2
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Post by: chronovore on January 17, 2012, 10:34:58 AM
True, but the clothing in SR2 is ugly compared to SR3.

SR2 definitely wins for layering and combinations, and PATTERNS which you can dictate your own colors in a PLAID... but so many of those are poorly alpha'd textures that it just kinda falls apart. I'd rather have fewer, well-executed choices.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 17, 2012, 10:40:40 AM
The pants in SR3 seem to fit better. Shoes seem to have better textures as well.

I enjoy how this is what we've come to in order to differentiate two amazing games.
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Post by: Himu on January 17, 2012, 02:28:20 PM
SR2 has better clothing CUSTOMIZATION. But the actual clothing sucks. I like every piece of clothing in SR3, whereas I can only stand to where a fraction of the clothes in 2.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2012, 04:26:25 PM
I pretty much just make my character run around buck nekkid for the whole game.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 17, 2012, 04:37:30 PM
In games with a lot of clothing, I change clothes every time I see a clothing shop.  Then I'll save outfits I like and go back to them later if they are cool.


So has anyone tried the Genki DLC set?  Someone on gaf said a few of the new activities are just old ones re-skinned :|
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Post by: Cravis on January 17, 2012, 04:56:28 PM
I went ahead and bought the season pass. I'm going to download Genki Bowl as soon as I get home.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 17, 2012, 04:58:08 PM
My plan for the week is: Finish remaining activities -> Finish story -> Finish remaining assassinations & theft challenges -> Do Genki Bowl
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 17, 2012, 06:13:38 PM
I am not able to get Genki Bowl to activate on the PC/Steam version - if anyone gets it working, let me know where you find the activities.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 17, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Okay, looks like you MUST pick CAMPAIGN -> LOAD GAME. If you pick CONTINUE, the Genki Bowl activities will NOT unlock.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 17, 2012, 06:32:55 PM
post Genkibowl impressions asap!

I can't afford the season pass this week but I'll get it next week
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Post by: Cravis on January 17, 2012, 07:44:04 PM
I enjoyed Genki Bowl.

Sad Panda Skydiving is surprisingly my favorite. You have more control while skydiving due to the Panda suit.  You want to try to land on buildings to slaughter mascots then jump in the Man-a-pult to launch you back in the air and go through rings. Once you've amassed a large enough score you want to land like in base jumping.

The yarn is like massacre. It's pretty fun because you can build up a shockwave that devastates everything. My only gripe is the ball tends to get hung up on the smallest of things. Its frustrating when you're in mid combo and lose it due to not being able to roll over a small barrier.

Apocalypse Genki is your usual Genki activity except set in a temple like setting. It reminds me a lot of Legends of the Lost Temple for those who remember it. You can throw mascots in the water and watch them eaten by sharks.

Super Ethical PR Opportunity is escort with you driving Professor Genki around in his tripped out Genki-mobile. Think presidential meets Japanese disco. You have to avoid crazed fans and run over plenty of people to please him before taking him to his PR event. You run over a certain amount and it allows you to use the car's flamethrowers. This thing has flamethrowers mounted on all sides so you can just go crazy and light everything around you on fire.

If you enjoyed the activities and are wanting more I'd recommend it. If you disliked the activities or just trudged through them to beat the game I'd say pass. There's no new sections just new activities. You do unlock all the crazy vehicles including the Genki-mobile and Yarn ball when you finish so that's a plus. It only took me about 45 minutes to go through all the activities. I still need to finish up 2 achievements for it, kill all the mascots in Sad Panda on a single play through and go through all the rings in a single session.

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Post by: The Sceneman on January 17, 2012, 07:47:24 PM
sounds awesome. Looking forward to it!
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Post by: chronovore on January 17, 2012, 08:56:49 PM
Thanks for the description. I am in like Flynn.
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Post by: Himu on January 17, 2012, 09:31:24 PM
I need The Trouble With Clones. So bad.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 17, 2012, 10:03:37 PM
I am in like Flynn.

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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 17, 2012, 10:26:03 PM
I pretty much just make my character run around buck nekkid for the whole game.

+1 but with that shark hat
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2012, 11:04:37 PM
I pretty much just make my character run around buck nekkid for the whole game.

+1 but with that shark hat

I generally also make use of a nice pair of sneakers and some sunglasses, cause it's important to be able to run and I don't want the sun in my eyes after all.  For SR3 I did make use of a Gat oversized mask thing for most of the game, too.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 18, 2012, 06:16:41 AM
I can't beat the last insurance fraud activity because not only do you need $450,000 which is A LOT but there are STAG everywhere now because I brought them into the story and the second I get hit by a car near them they start SHOOTING AT ME and the worst part is all the cars at the intersection TURN AROUND AND DRIVE AWAY FROM THE STAG PEOPLE SHOOTING so there are no cars anymore for me to ram my head on.  WTF.  Guess I will need to play the story until the STAG exit the picture so I can do the freaking activity.  Ugh, annoying.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 18, 2012, 10:32:29 AM
I can't beat the last insurance fraud activity because not only do you need $450,000 which is A LOT but there are STAG everywhere now because I brought them into the story and the second I get hit by a car near them they start SHOOTING AT ME and the worst part is all the cars at the intersection TURN AROUND AND DRIVE AWAY FROM THE STAG PEOPLE SHOOTING so there are no cars anymore for me to ram my head on.  WTF.  Guess I will need to play the story until the STAG exit the picture so I can do the freaking activity.  Ugh, annoying.

:teehee
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Post by: chronovore on January 18, 2012, 05:17:58 PM
I can't beat the last insurance fraud activity because not only do you need $450,000 which is A LOT but there are STAG everywhere now because I brought them into the story and the second I get hit by a car near them they start SHOOTING AT ME and the worst part is all the cars at the intersection TURN AROUND AND DRIVE AWAY FROM THE STAG PEOPLE SHOOTING so there are no cars anymore for me to ram my head on.  WTF.  Guess I will need to play the story until the STAG exit the picture so I can do the freaking activity.  Ugh, annoying.

:teehee

C'mon, that is ONE of the possibilities...
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Post by: Bebpo on January 18, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
c'mon guys.  It's highly possible that in a videogame where one enemy type is replaced halfway by a tougher enemy type, that it's a permanent replacement, which in this case would fuck me over.

But good to know they'll disappear at some point.  Should finish the story anyhow.  Did the mission where you steal a VTOL last night before bed, was pretty fun, hovering reminded me of Warhawk, though I wish in flight mode they would go faster, they're a lot slower than the other planes in the game.

I still think I may need some co-op help for a couple of the final activities.  $450,000 insurance fraud in 6 mins is seriously tough.  It takes a minute to get to an intersection and build up adrenaline meter, then if I'm lucky I can get about 30-50k per multi-car, floating around combo which takes 10-20 seconds each.  Then halfway I need to change intersections and repeat.  I've gotten 400k, but 450k is harddd.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 18, 2012, 05:49:56 PM
Have you increased your stamina? I found it tough but in the end got it after I was able to run around more. Just try to pinball yourself between some stationary cars to build up a multiplier.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2012, 02:57:06 AM
Me and Treesang escorted Pierce in a co-op fashion and it was awesome although there were some random explosions because my SR3 has explosion physics.


Then I finished up all the rest of the activities!  Got pretty far in the story too and did a bit of the Genki DLC.  I'm at Murderbrawl, so next time I play I'll probably finish the game up.  Been a fun ride.  I haven't been this addicted to a game in some time.  Whenever I've had any free time I've been glued to the PC doing 3-5 hour marathon sessions day after day.  Already have 25 hours logged in the last week since I started!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 19, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
I changed my BOSS from Japanese Schoolgirl Father Time to Grizzled Asian Cockney Mercenary. GAME STILL RULES.

Finished up all the Genki Bowl content last night - it's not bad, but I do hope there's a bit more meat to the upcoming packs. This one seemed like a bit of padding on the way to some more content-filled DLC. I hope.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2012, 01:13:19 PM
On gaf they're tearing the DLC a new a-hole.  Haven't seen one positive impression, only people feeling ripped off.

I don't feel ripped off since umm, it was free for me :-[  But then I sort of expected all the DLCs to just be more activities since I have low expectations for single player DLC in general in the current state of the industry.  I never expect a high effort dlc.

I'm perfectly ok with more activities as long as they are fun.  It would also be a plus if they were original and not re-skins, but fun re-skins are still fun.  From what I've played of the DLC, it is indeed fun.  However, escorting Genki was kind of sucky, but then escorting hookers was kind of ho-hum already.
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Post by: benjipwns on January 19, 2012, 01:23:33 PM
I think people were expecting more missions.
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Post by: Himu on January 19, 2012, 04:45:23 PM
SR2 dlc had like 2-3 missions a piece.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 19, 2012, 04:46:41 PM
plus new modes for an already-dead multiplayer!

only 7.50$ apiece
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 19, 2012, 06:18:52 PM
people bitch about every fucking DLC ever.

Except for RDR Undead Nightmare, that's the golden boy of DLC everywhere (even though all it was was a re-skin of the game world with annoying zombies to fight)
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Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2012, 07:01:45 PM
I thought all the DLC for Red Dead Redemption was pretty much grade-A-for-awesome, except the last one, which was free anyway.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2012, 07:08:09 PM
Undead Nightmare sucked.

And this is coming from someone who thought the main game for RDR was one of the best in gaming.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2012, 07:12:36 PM
Most single player DLC is disappointing because it's short and usually low budget.  You tend to get 30mins-1 hour of lower-budget-than-the-main-game gaming for $5-10.  And usually after playing a 10-30 hour satisfying game, getting a 30 min "expansion" months down the line is pretty "whatever".

When they give something substantial, such as Minerva's Den or RPG expansions like Shivering Isles or the Fallout 3/NV content (although some of those are bad too), it tends to be better received.  Or stuff like the Dead Rising 2 DLC expansions that had their own replay value.  The way Bioware handled it in Mass Effect 2 and I would assume Dragon Age is pretty good too where it's just incorporated into the main game as extra side missions.

In general though, DLC is kind of sucky outside for MP games where it adds more maps and stuff.
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Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2012, 07:34:39 PM
Dead Rising had DLC?!  :o
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 19, 2012, 07:55:54 PM
thats the first I've heard of it! *rushes to Xbox Live marketplace*

.......

Hey Bebpo, I don't think outfit packs count as DLC expansions, sorry.


And Undead Nightmare was good, but not as good as all the reviews made it out to be. People were throwing around comments like: "THIS is the benchmark for DLC" etc. I mean it was good value, giving an extra 8 hours (4 hours of that were boring rescue diversions mind you) of single player stuff, BUT it was 98% on the same map and locations as RDR, with one extra location at the end. And a few more dialogues which were humorous. IMO the most innovative DLC I have played is "Pigsy's Perfect 10" for Enslaved. It completely flipped the script on the original game, and turned the engine from a 3d brawler/uncharted hybrid, to a MGS style 3d stealth game. All new locations too, it was like a 4 hour mini-game all in itself. All for 800MSP. Incredible.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2012, 10:04:07 PM
Case West & Case Zero :P  Sure they're standalone, but they're still basically DLC expansions for DR2.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 19, 2012, 11:35:13 PM
i would also like to add deus ex 3's dlc to the list of quality downloadables, even though it's a fucking ripoff at $15
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Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2012, 12:37:00 AM
Case West & Case Zero :P  Sure they're standalone, but they're still basically DLC expansions for DR2.
I'd argue that they're either the More Genius Way To Do DLC, or fiendishly clever paid demos.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 03:52:31 AM
Alright, FINISHED IT + Genki DLC.

First Genki DLC.  Was kind of eh.  Yarn was a fun katamari clone version of mayhem, Sad Panda Skydiving was cool but the controls were janky as fuuuuuck.  The skydiving part felt really terrible with no weight.  murdertime funhouse apocalypse setting was alright but more of the same and escort sucked.  Also seemed more glitchy than the main game.  On the 2nd Genki escort mission I had targets I had to kill fall through the map and disappear so I had to start over TWICE.  I like all the bonus stuff you got from the DLC though with costumes, homies, and vehicles.  So it was alright I guess.

Murderbrawl was AWESOME.  The part where:

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Angel is down on the ground and the luchadores run in and start beating on him and everything in the 25 hours of game you've played has lead up to this moment where you're standing about to lose in the face of adversity and then MAGICAL CHAINSAW OUT OF NOWHERE and "You're the Best" starts playing and it's a joyous euphoria of turning the odds in a wrestling match WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN CHAINSAW.  Climax of the game for me.  So good.
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The final choice was tough.  I really wanted the more satisfying option of
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killing Killbane, but in the end I didn't want to lose my crew so I saved Shaundi.  The final mission was ok, but kind of a comedown after the awesomeness of MURDERBRAWL and the missions between DIE.DECKER.DIE and it.  Shoot a bunch of gangstas and drive around a lot -> go to the statue and knock some bombs off -> short little boss fight on top.  Was all enjoyable, just nothing to crazy.  Best part was climbing the statue.

The Gangstas in space epilogue though...wowwwww, that was pretty bad.  Like at first it was omggg SO AWESOME PLAYING RED FACTION GUERILLA IN SAINTS ROW 3!!  But then it's just really crappy combat with boring repeat the same thing x 3 level design and then really crappy final boss fight with repeat the same thing x 3.  Whoops.  Was a cute extra and having the final line be from RED FACTION GUERILLA was soooooo cooool  zomggggg  I love RFG!  But yeah, the gameplay in the last level was ghetto; I hope the Gangstas in Space DLC is not an entire DLC of that ^^;
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Will probably do the alternative ending when the next DLC comes out and I get back to the game, but going to take a break for now.  Game was really good and satisfying.  The world wasn't particularly interesting, but there was lots to do in it and almost all of it was fun.  The story missions were great and the character customization is top quality fo' sure.  The leveling up, upgrading, properties, money economy were all great and added a ton to the gameplay.  It was awesome upgrading your boss into god mode.  I wish the DLCs would raise the level cap and add new abilities though.  I hit 50 two missions before the end and it sucks finishing missions and not gaining any xp :|  But going into the final mission invincible to all attacks and with infinite ammo and no reloads was very enjoyable! 

The driving was very fun too and thumbs up to the music stations.  Even discovered a few new bands I'm going to check out from it.


Hope the THQ falling into bankruptcy and selling all the teams/ips doesn't screw over Saints Row 4.  I'd really like to see where the team goes from here.  In the meantime I'll check out SR2 down the line but I dunno if I'll enjoy it as much as SR3.  SR3 just does so many things right to make it fun and full of mass appeal.

Also hit another crazy glitch tonight where I got in my car from one of the cribs and I started driving and hit boost and suddenly I teleported across the map to an entirely different island.  Wtffffff


I also didn't realize Angel was HULK HOGAN until I saw the credits.  Makes me want to rewatch his cutscenes again, haha.


Alright, time to get back to real life after 27 hours of SR3 in a week.
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 04:06:08 AM
I hope Saints Row 4 is a thing :(
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 20, 2012, 07:39:27 AM

Will probably do the alternative ending when the next DLC comes out and I get back to the game, but going to take a break for now.

 :( do it now!  yeah the result of the choice you make is stupid and doesn't fit in with the rest of the story, but everything about the other path is much more epic and it feels like a way better send-off than the goofy "good" ending.  also as has been pointed out in this thread it's SAINTS ROW AS FUCK
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 20, 2012, 07:40:40 AM
oh and now that i'm thinking about it, is there any way to turn off the upgrades?  i can't remember, and playing through the dlc with my fully upgraded invincible death machine prolly won't be very fun
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 20, 2012, 10:39:15 AM
DO THE OTHER ENDING NOW

As Joe said, "The good ending is 'Saints Flow,' the bad ending is 'SAINTS ROW'"
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 01:05:28 PM
Alright, will check out the other end tonight.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 20, 2012, 01:30:36 PM
when you complete the other ending, you will jump out of your window screaming "SAINTS ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" as you plummet to your beautiful death
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 01:31:20 PM
The:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gangstas in Space
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ending is the best ending.
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Post by: bork on January 20, 2012, 03:21:00 PM
Agree with Bebpo on the Genki DLC.  Felt pretty underwhelming.  Hope the next DLC is more like what SR2 offered.  I want more story/mission stuff.
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Post by: Beezy on January 20, 2012, 03:56:18 PM
The:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gangstas in Space
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ending is the best ending.
That shit was fucking terrible.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 04:29:08 PM
The Genki DLC is still worth it for the bonuses.  It was really satisfying calling in my MASSIVE BALL OF YARN on the final mission of the story and rolling over everyone and their vehicles :D

I get the feeling that like if all the DLC is like Genki, then, like Mass Effect 2 and New Vegas, it makes the game more of a "goty complete" edition because of the way it's integrated into the main game.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 04:32:33 PM

That shit was fucking terrible.

it was funnier than the other ending.
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Post by: Beezy on January 20, 2012, 04:37:12 PM
It was less fun to play than the other ending.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 04:48:44 PM
i didn't think either was really anything special in terms of gameplay. but I had more fun (location, what i was doing, comedy) with my ending over the stuff you did in the other ending
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 05:04:18 PM
One thing SR4 NEEDS is a portable mp3 player to wear while running along.  The radio stations are great, however I spend like 15 seconds in a vehicle before getting out so I keep hearing 15-20 second snippets of songs instead of actually kicking ass to good music.

They could just disable it for story missions to keep the music cues.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 20, 2012, 05:11:34 PM
SR1 had that  :( and like a good 4 hours worth of classical music to listen to. Unfortunately SR3 takes a few steps forward and a few steps back.

I'm not complaining though, I hate most of the music in SR3
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 05:16:08 PM
SR1 had one. They didn't want one in SR2/3 because they make such great npc ped dialogue and an mp3 player would ruin it.

Also, the last part of the Killbane ending is Saints Row as fuck, but at the same time, the overall ending isn't  not Saints Row as fuck.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The boss abandoning his/her crew for a pussy like Killbane is so not happening
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I hope in SR4
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you still took control of Steelport, and its now your city state with Pierce as mayor but Shaundi and Viola and BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS are still alive and the game brings this up but everyone just shrugs it off as a necessary retcon
[close]
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 05:19:48 PM
I still think that "choices" are gay. Why doesn't the boss just have someone else in the crew do the rescue/take on Killbane? It makes no sense. The Boss always needs things his/her way. Making a choice is fucking stupid. Fuck choices in sandbox games. I WANT IT ALL.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 05:59:43 PM
SR1 had that  :( and like a good 4 hours worth of classical music to listen to. Unfortunately SR3 takes a few steps forward and a few steps back.

I'm not complaining though, I hate most of the music in SR3

The classical station in SR3 is great though!  I love flying my VTOL or driving away from the scene of a crime while my homie is firing out the car listening to Ride of the Valkyries.

The 90s channel was neat because it's stuff I recognized from growing up, the electronic station has some good stuff, and the modern music was nice because it introduced me to stuff modern bands I'd never heard of.  Picked up the Dragonette album after hearing this in my crib all the time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8xvjcPvGhg
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 20, 2012, 07:03:49 PM
what I liked about the SR1 classical lineup was that it wasn't all the "big" compositions, and had a lot of relaxing pieces by people like Bach and Chopin. Was great to make a chill out classical playlist while collectible hunting.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 08:50:33 PM
Alright, did the other ending.  Wasn't much better.  Final stage was better and boss fight, while sucky, was definitely less sucky than the good ending final boss.  The ending cutscene was nice.  But the Killbane bit at the airport was lame and the ending was pretty unsatisfying and a bit depressing.  Bad ending seems canon though with all its HEAVY SPEECHES (killbane) and WAS IT WORTH IT and then the final cutscene bit.  Great game, weak ending(s).

This time I did the final mission driving around in a Tank with Nightblayde homie riding the turret.  That was fun.

And why can't I adjust the height of my character?  For a female my character was a GIANT, especially in heels.  But there's no height option in build as far as I could see.  I'm guessing they did that to make the clothing fit better?  But then they still let you make skinny/fat, so it seems weird.


Oh and this game needs 2 mods: 1) Remove lvl.50 cap and maybe add some new abilities for post-50, and 2) NEW GAME+;  I'd love to replay the game again with my upgraded boss and do choices the other way to complete my item collection, but not being able to replay story missions is laaaaaame.  Now all I can do is drive around and do grind challenges if I want, zzz.
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 09:02:06 PM
"Was it worth it?" was great.

People talk about the whacky and crazy in SR series, but the series has a lot of emotional moments.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
It felt out of place with the story of SR3 though.
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 09:12:11 PM
Not really.
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Post by: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 09:45:54 PM
SR3 is barely serious at all.  The "Boss" for 95% of the game is a nice guy/girl superhero.  The Boss in SR3's story treasures his/her "crew" and goes out of their way to save them as they're like a family to them.  So then suddenly at the end bailing on one and 5 mins later getting a WAS IT WORTH IT speech felt like a lame attempt at character growth out of nowhere and not very poignant.  If the ending had been a mix of both and you go to the statute, save your crew and then go to the fortress in the sky and then give your speech on tv it'd be totally in line with the character and story.  Splitting up the ending like that just made both weaker.


Honestly the most ANTI-HERO the boss ever is in the entire game is the mission before murderbrawl where you take control of the vehicles that the tournament fighters are in and have them murder civilians and then explode.  That was fucked up and was weird because it was the ONLY part of the game that was fucked up.  Was funny and enjoyable if you don't take it seriously though!
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Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 09:51:40 PM
The Boss is not...a superhero. Then again, I completely different attachment to the boss since I've played SR2.
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Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2012, 10:58:07 PM
And why can't I adjust the height of my character?  For a female my character was a GIANT, especially in heels.  But there's no height option in build as far as I could see.  I'm guessing they did that to make the clothing fit better?  But then they still let you make skinny/fat, so it seems weird.

It is most likely the interaction between your character model and all the other characters in the game. Not just for the minimal cutscenes, but every time you take a Human Shield in front of you, and have to navigate while holding them. Then there's melee fighting, etc.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 21, 2012, 06:35:37 AM
Was funny and enjoyable if you don't take it seriously though!

That is why Saints Row is great.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 21, 2012, 05:38:30 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still need to get this game! My buddy told me Holding Out For a Hero plays during the last mission. Bad ass!
[close]
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 21, 2012, 10:59:03 PM
might wanna spoiler that
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 22, 2012, 01:03:37 AM
just a song, but whatevs
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 01:09:04 AM
yeah sorry, for me it was just the most HOLY SHIT AWESOME part of the game and if I was spoiled it may have lost its impact. I dunno I'm just being pedantic
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Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2012, 02:19:26 AM
The music cues all throughout the story missions were great.  They're used really effectively.
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 02:53:39 AM
only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass
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Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2012, 02:55:41 AM
lol

That was the first time I'd heard a Kanye West song.


/bought the album after that mission.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 22, 2012, 03:03:38 AM
yeah sorry, for me it was just the most HOLY SHIT AWESOME part of the game and if I was spoiled it may have lost its impact. I dunno I'm just being pedantic

fair enough. now that i think about it it would have been sweeter if he hadn't told me. still, wicked.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 22, 2012, 04:25:21 AM
Kanye West can suck my ass

thumbs down son, thumbs down
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Post by: Himu on January 22, 2012, 05:35:40 AM
only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass

Lol hater
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Post by: Trent Dole on January 22, 2012, 01:30:56 PM
only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass
spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're the Best showing up during the Lucha shit better be one of the two good ones :gun
[close]
...and I'm saying that without having played this yet. :gloomy
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 22, 2012, 05:41:54 PM
Sometimes this game is just a bunch of straight up bullshit.

"Here's infinite ammo, go rack up $90k in damage in the specified area before the timer runs out!"

*entire goddamned area empties out*

 ::)
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Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2012, 06:37:44 PM
Yeah, Mayhem is annoying and even Insurance Fraud because EVERYONE DISAPPEARS (including cars).  I guess it was a performance thing, but they really need to increase the density of foot/car traffic.  I mean when you're running around in mayhem, it's like GHOST TOWN outside of gangs/police and you really have to search just to find some parked cars. 
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 22, 2012, 06:40:35 PM
:lol I had some Insurance Fraud attempts like that.
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Post by: Himu on January 22, 2012, 06:43:19 PM
It means you have to learn the best way to do it.

In mayhem most of your money is coming from not cars or people but stuff like fences and street lights and garbage. So traffic and people are irrelevant and only good for stringing combos.

In insurance fraud it would be too easy if regular traffic were going, so you have to find the best place to get hit by exploring the area. This is usually a highway or a really busy street.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 22, 2012, 09:04:13 PM
yes kill all the fences
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Post by: Bebpo on January 22, 2012, 10:52:11 PM
Heh, I did all the mayhem just using parked cars and gang/police cars coming after me.  For some reason grenades got really high multipliers whereas rockets didn't so I just kept chucking grenades while running backwards.
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Post by: Himu on January 22, 2012, 11:24:04 PM
Satchels <3
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Post by: chronovore on January 23, 2012, 02:18:34 AM
Rockets ftw.

The Achievement is something like "Fence Killa 2011" so you KNOW it's all about smashing the chain link and white pickets. It's symbolic, baby.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 23, 2012, 05:01:39 AM
The fact they give you unlimited ammo should clue you in that you can just fire at anything.
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Post by: Himu on January 23, 2012, 09:09:34 AM
Fences, baby.
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Post by: chronovore on January 23, 2012, 11:28:30 AM
The fact they give you unlimited ammo should clue you in that you can just fire at anything.

Yeah, if you're not shooting, you're losing.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on January 23, 2012, 01:05:04 PM
I was having a real hard time with the one in the zombie area until I realized that fences racked up craaaazy money.
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Post by: chronovore on January 24, 2012, 01:56:25 AM
I was having a real hard time with the one in the zombie area until I realized that fences racked up craaaazy money.
There was a Mayhem in the zombie territory? I never saw that. I had a "territory defense" there, but not Mayhem.
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Post by: chronovore on January 30, 2012, 03:45:44 PM
http://www.vg247.com/2011/12/02/saints-row-the-third-sandpapering-the-nowhere-man/

I liked this article.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 30, 2012, 06:48:29 PM
Perfectly sums up why Saints Row is awesome. VIDEO GAMES
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 04, 2012, 02:35:34 AM
cheevos for Gangstas in Space are up, for ne1 who gives a fucc: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

Argh need the season pass asap
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Post by: chronovore on February 04, 2012, 10:47:49 AM
cheevos for Gangstas in Space are up, for ne1 who gives a fucc: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

Argh need the season pass asap

Sexy Kitten Yamgasm? I think I own that video already.

I lol'd at "Xenaphobe."
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Post by: chronovore on February 10, 2012, 01:23:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXw574bnLYM
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 21, 2012, 08:03:44 PM
Gangstas in Space is out.

it's pretty cool. three missions that are around 15-20 minutes a piece. some real funny lines related to shitty movie making. i enjoyed it.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 21, 2012, 11:17:49 PM
yeah, was a good piece of dlc.
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Post by: Cravis on February 22, 2012, 08:42:19 AM
The writing in Gangstas in Space was so much better. The achievements were super easy, though. I did miss one of the 6 collectables. Thankfully I didn't save over my existing save so I'll go back and get that tonight. I just hate how you don't unlock the laser weapons in the main game.
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Post by: chronovore on February 22, 2012, 12:30:01 PM
The writing in Gangstas in Space was so much better. The achievements were super easy, though. I did miss one of the 6 collectables. Thankfully I didn't save over my existing save so I'll go back and get that tonight. I just hate how you don't unlock the laser weapons in the main game.

Can you spoiler-quote the missable thing for me?

Last night I finished the Arkham City "alternate ending" for Catwoman, and I was shitting a brick thinking that I'd overwritten my NG+ progress just by trying something out.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 22, 2012, 04:41:59 PM
Gangstas in Space is MUCH better than Genkibowl
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Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2012, 07:06:48 AM
PC version is $25 on Amazon, activates on Steam: http://www.amazon.com/Saints-Row-The-Third-Download/dp/B005OMM66A/
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Post by: Cravis on February 23, 2012, 09:19:06 AM
Can you spoiler-quote the missable thing for me?

Last night I finished the Arkham City "alternate ending" for Catwoman, and I was shitting a brick thinking that I'd overwritten my NG+ progress just by trying something out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
On the second mission where you go into the studio, make sure you look high and low for all the missing clap boards. I only found 5. If you make it to the room where the space ship is at you're about to end the mission.
[close]

If you miss it just make a new save after that, that's what I did. I'm going back to my previous save this weekend to find it. They were all pretty obvious so I'm sure it shouldn't be too hard to locate it.
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Post by: chronovore on February 23, 2012, 11:51:03 AM
Thanks!
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Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 01:26:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKtnFY_Y9bE
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Post by: Beezy on March 08, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/3/8/2855271/saints-row-the-third-was-originally-about-an-undercover-agent
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Post by: chronovore on March 09, 2012, 01:54:15 AM
I saw the Art Director's speech at GDC today; it was really interesting to hear about their processes, even though I didn't agree with some of their choices. Seeing side-by-side shots of SR2 and SR3 really emphasize the differences though; no matter how you slice it, it's an incredible improvement.
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Post by: bork on March 20, 2012, 08:52:28 PM
The Trouble With Clones is up!
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Post by: demi on March 20, 2012, 09:34:21 PM
i started this recently... amazing fun game. me and my dude have a blast playing it. we're gonna get the DLC


it's even cheaper to just buy the Season Pass at this point, since all the story DLC costs more than 1600 points combined.


Saints Row 2 DLC is half off this week as well.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on March 20, 2012, 10:25:29 PM
Is Trouble With Clones the last dlc pack?  If so, kind of an "eh" way to end things. It's three missions long...you get awesome super powers in the last mission, letting you run a super speed, throw fireballs, and melee produces a 60's Batman-style sound effect and "BAM!!" comic effects...but once the mission is over, that's it.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2012, 10:27:53 PM
I'm not sure if any of the dlc is worth getting which is why I've been waiting. SR2 dlc was entirely forgettable and didn't add to the SR2 experience in any way. It appears SR3's dlc is the same?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2012, 10:38:51 PM
Season Pass is $10 on Gamersgate for PC-bros, or you can buy the individual packs for $3.50.

http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-SRTSP/saints-row-the-third-season-pass
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Cravis on March 20, 2012, 11:08:01 PM
Is Trouble With Clones the last dlc pack?  If so, kind of an "eh" way to end things. It's three missions long...you get awesome super powers in the last mission, letting you run a super speed, throw fireballs, and melee produces a 60's Batman-style sound effect and "BAM!!" comic effects...but once the mission is over, that's it.
This is the last of the seasons pass DLC. I didn't even realize it came out today. Going to have to download it tomorrow and play.

Whatever happened to Volition teasing that they had at least 40 weeks of DLC coming for the game?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on March 20, 2012, 11:31:08 PM
I thought the Nightblade Pack was also part of the season pass, no?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: bork on March 21, 2012, 08:43:59 AM
If you pass on the DLC, you're really not missing out on too much.

I thought the Nightblade Pack was also part of the season pass, no?

It is...but it doesn't offer any additional missions.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Cravis on March 21, 2012, 11:48:07 AM
Unless you are really dying for some new missions I would wait until the DLC goes on sale. Maybe THQ will do like Rockstar did with their LA Noire pass and discount it as a deal of the week in the future.

The Nightblade Pack wasn't anything great. A couple new skins and 2 new vehicles which were basically skins for existing vehicles.

Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on March 22, 2012, 03:13:02 AM
I already bought the Season Pass, so I'll just try and play through it before it goes on sale. I hate feeling like I bought something more expensively than I needed to. Then again, that describes almost the entirety of The Backlog, so I'm not sure why I let it get to me.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Cravis on March 22, 2012, 09:47:31 AM
I'm the same way. I bought a ton of games during Christmas when they were on sale for $30. I haven't got around to half of them and now they can be had for $10-$15.  :'(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 22, 2012, 08:32:29 PM
Finally finished this. I started when it came out but I put it aside because of other games but finally got back to it. I like it. I don't think its a great game or goty quality or anything but it is a good game and I do like it and I liked it more than the previous Saints Row games which I never could find the interest to play until completion.

Mainly because I feel like they finally got the tone right. Prior games I found vaguely embarrassing or vaguely dumb or unfunny. This one is legit funny. It's a perfect satire of pop culture meets a comic book. One of the funniest games I've probably ever played. The situations and variety of missions are really what carry the experience. Because I honestly don't really care for the action that much. The AI is pretty bad and the game is crazy easy. But I found myself compelled to play because I just wanted to see the next interesting bit they would come up with. And they came up with a lot of them. And whenever you think maybe they've gone too far, they go farther and it makes you smile. I just wish the action was a bit better. I don't think it ever really tops itself after the original tutorial mission as far as a well designed gameplay scenario but they make up for it with a lot of heart. So yeah. I'd love to see the next one and see if they can really put it all together in one package.

The ending was also pretty abrupt. I didn't even realize it was the ending technically until it started the epilogue mission. The scenario designers have a lot of great ideas. They just need to work on putting it all together into a story that ramps and finishes with a nice conclusion.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on May 03, 2012, 02:39:33 PM
http://kotaku.com/5907364/saints-row-the-thirds-april-fools-joke-gets-real-with-enter-the-dominatrix
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 03, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
http://kotaku.com/5907364/saints-row-the-thirds-april-fools-joke-gets-real-with-enter-the-dominatrix

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38256.0
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on June 30, 2012, 08:00:20 PM
OMG best news ever:
https://twitter.com/IdolNinja/statuses/219213607928471553
Quote
One of the modders was able to "fix" the gas pump explosions in SRTT so they send your car flying like they did in SR2 ‪#bestbugever‬
https://www.saintsrowmods.com/forum/index.php?threads/sandbox.1076/
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

the gas pumps in SR3 SUCKED DICK.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2012, 08:49:21 PM
I don't think i was more disappointed in anything more in SR3 than the gas pumps. Also, the explosions sucked as well. Is there a mod to make explosions bigger and beefier like in SR2?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: benjipwns on June 30, 2012, 08:54:45 PM
First thing I did when I got into Steelport was drive full speed at the nearest gas station.

 :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2012, 08:57:59 PM
DITTO.

My entire face was pretty much like this after: :(
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on August 16, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
All the DLC is on sale this week on Xbox, 280 MSP per pack, 840 MSP for the lot. What I was waiting for. Bought
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: chronovore on August 16, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
All the DLC is on sale this week on Xbox, 280 MSP per pack, 840 MSP for the lot. What I was waiting for. Bought

I'm happy that I bought the season pass, but sad that I didn't finish it yet.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on August 16, 2012, 05:16:32 PM
so for those who played it: forget the price, is this worth my time at all?
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2012, 06:02:52 PM
dlc is great if you want more sr3
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2012, 06:08:08 PM
so for those who played it: forget the price, is this worth my time at all?

Yeah that's more my attitude. I'm not going to buy it if it actually isn't decent content despite how much I like the base game.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Positive Touch on August 16, 2012, 06:46:24 PM
dlc is great if you want more sr3

i want more QUALITY sr3.  not some cutting-room floor bs that they finished up after release.
Title: Re: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!!
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2012, 02:24:35 PM
at the very least get the shark gun

I've played a bit of The Trouble With Clones and it seems like quality SR, unlike SR2's expansions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHHkj2v-dG8