Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 153724 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #420 on:** November 23, 2011, 06:15:24 AM »

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Quote from: The Sceneman on November 22, 2011, 05:29:07 AM
finished the campaign, OMG, best OWG campaign ever, hands down.

SR3 > SR2

Saints 2 has a better city but thats it.

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Disagree. SR2 has better story and villains. Each gang arc is great and long, and has weight. SR3's gangs go out way too fast, and no one really feels like a threat. It feels like their blew they load too early, especially in the case of Loren. Especially compared to SR2. Shaundi has been reduced from weed smoking stoner who has EVERYONE as an ex who steals Pierce's ideas to...an angry bitch with zero personality. Oleg and Kinzie are the only good new Saints. Angel and ZImos are boring and underused and add nothing to the gang. Killing off Johnny Gat is silly, even IF Daniel Dae Kim is busy. Johnny Gat is the ORIGINAL OG buddy from Saints Row 1. Killing him off with such little fan fare is distinguished mentally-challenged. The choices added to the storyline are stupid, and add nothing to the game. I am playing Saints fucking Row. If I want to
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unmask my foe AND get apocofists, I should. Likewise, saving Shaundi/Viola OR going after Killbane? That's dumb. The Boss would have handled BOTH.
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Get "choice" out of my sandbox games and leave that vapid shit to rpgs. Sandbox games are about getting my cake and rubbing it all over my hairy chest, not depriving me of content.
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That said, SR3's campaign is better in that the mission design is killer.

The bad part of SR3's story is that just a few tweaks here and there, and maybe a few more missions and cutscenes and it'd be perfect. I think that Daniel Dae Kim not having enough time for the story really made them have to go back and rearrange the script.

What they did to Shaundi is the worst thing though. I fucking hate Shaundi in SR3. What happened?

You mother fucker.

Go spoiler that shit, dick.

I'm very displeased with you right now.

benjipwns · « **Reply #421 on:** November 23, 2011, 06:16:48 AM »

If it's any comfort, it doesn't even happen in the game, all off-screen.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #422 on:** November 23, 2011, 07:30:25 AM »

and it's like 2 seconds into the game

chronovore · « **Reply #423 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:45:35 AM »

OK, well, crap. That sucks.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #424 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:51:25 AM »

i wish they didn't change shaundi's design i liked her better when she was a smelly stoner chick whod you bone for some free coke not some tough empowered women

The Sceneman · « **Reply #425 on:** November 23, 2011, 09:39:32 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 23, 2011, 07:30:25 AM

and it's like 2 seconds into the game

first mission even.

Sitting on 950/1000. Just need to wrap up survival missions, then start a new game and finish Act 1 the other way, then 1000 will be mine.

EASY EASY completion.

Himu · « **Reply #426 on:** November 23, 2011, 09:49:07 AM »

Yeah this is an easy 1000/1000

and fun as fuck too

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #427 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:25:33 AM »

Was gonna play this during lunch, but there's a weird bug on my work PC where lines of dialogue simply don't play. I guess I'll just drive around and do activities instead of missing out on golden dialogue from the actual missions.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #428 on:** November 23, 2011, 02:36:09 PM »

NEW PATCH ON STEAM FOR OPTIMIZATION YESSSS

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #429 on:** November 23, 2011, 02:37:08 PM »

oh wait

Today, we're releasing a small patch on Steam for the PC version of Saints Row: The Third. There's one main adjustment which I've listed below, and this has seen an increase in performance across most videos cards.

- Performance optimization for High reflections in DirectX 10 & 11 Build.

We'll continue to monitor performance for all of our users, and as always, please remember to use the PC Troublshooting section of the forums to report any issues.

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Robo · « **Reply #430 on:** November 23, 2011, 02:59:30 PM »

Finally got around to taking pictures.

Here's my Bruce Wayne / Alan Vega posing in front of his kill.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #431 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:45:57 PM »

Taunting gamg members is a tedious task.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #432 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:52:19 PM »

do it in front of a store you own

pilonv1 · « **Reply #433 on:** November 23, 2011, 06:35:14 PM »

I tried that, they don't put their guns away so I can't re-taunt them.

Himu · « **Reply #434 on:** November 23, 2011, 07:52:00 PM »

You re-taunt gangsters you've already taunted anyways. it takes a bit, but it's not too bad. got it done in maybe an hour.

Himu · « **Reply #435 on:** November 23, 2011, 07:54:52 PM »

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #436 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:29:23 PM »

Beat the game - both endings - my Steelport at 73%. Gonna stop for now and pick it up again on the PC later. Which femboss is the best - I assume the Russkie?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #437 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »

someone make ron paul and upload him

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #438 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:33:51 PM »

i just got ot -that- mission and holy shit this is literally the greatest game i've ever played

The Sceneman · « **Reply #439 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:40:19 PM »

quite the turnaround huh?

I'm gonna 1k this when I get home, then you can all smell my balls

Himu · « **Reply #440 on:** November 24, 2011, 06:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 23, 2011, 08:29:23 PM

Beat the game - both endings - my Steelport at 73%. Gonna stop for now and pick it up again on the PC later. Which femboss is the best - I assume the Russkie?

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #441 on:** November 24, 2011, 12:48:33 PM »

Rocked that happy ending.

Himu · « **Reply #442 on:** November 24, 2011, 01:17:29 PM »

bad ending > happy ending

do both

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #443 on:** November 24, 2011, 01:27:39 PM »

I agree - I greatly preferred the Bad End, though both are well worth getting

Himu · « **Reply #444 on:** November 24, 2011, 01:37:32 PM »

bad ending is saints row as fuck even if the initial premise makes no sense

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why go after Killbane if Angel already told you that demasking a luchadore is worse than death? Get off my back, Angel. I also take issue with choosing in general since the boss doesn't take no for answer and would have done both.

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #445 on:** November 24, 2011, 06:02:04 PM »

Hard trafficking is a bitch. It's the only hard level I'm having issues with, the amount of ammo you get is pitiful and there's brutes everywhere.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #446 on:** November 24, 2011, 06:05:16 PM »

upgrade your pistols real good (dual wield, level 4), they get infinite rounds in trafficking

pilonv1 · « **Reply #447 on:** November 24, 2011, 06:22:30 PM »

Forgot about dual wielding, thanks

chronovore · « **Reply #448 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:20:39 PM »

FAILED DELIVERY last night! $:-\$ :'( :'( :'(

My friend sent it so only someone from my house could receive it. Some of my best friends live next door, they tried to receive it for me, which is ALMOST ALWAYS allowed in Japan, but FedEx refused.

Getting another delivery tonight, after 18:30 when someone is SURE to be home.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #449 on:** November 24, 2011, 11:13:37 PM »

Having a surprising amount of difficulty with the second guardian angel mission. Dumb shit keeps I happening and my homeys' van keeps tipping over and shit

The Sceneman · « **Reply #450 on:** November 24, 2011, 11:56:29 PM »

that was the only mission in the game I had to replay more than once! Its a PITA

pilonv1 · « **Reply #451 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:25:34 AM »

Which one is that? I must have done it

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Go Into the Light Completed all instances of Guardian Angel.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #452 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:42:12 AM »

you have to defend Kinzie from attacking goons.

You start off by rappelling down a building and sniping, then you get into a copter and blow dudes up. I found that I kept on damaging my homie's vehicle with the rocket launcher splash damage, you have to be quite careful.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #453 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:44:05 AM »

The one that starts off with the sniper rifle? Wasn't a big fan of them.

I hated Kinzie's heli attack activities, chopper was weak as fuck.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #454 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:45:36 AM »

lol wut, the minigun on the vulture chopper FUCKS SHIT UP. Heli Assault was cake

benjipwns · « **Reply #455 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:50:24 AM »

Yeah, you have to let the enemy cars get some distance before you rocket them or you wind up damaging the person you're protecting. I kept failing the Pierce version right near the start because he'd go down in two or three hits from the cars blowing up, but the enemies barely cause any damage with their guns so it's not a real problem.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #456 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:51:27 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on November 25, 2011, 12:50:24 AM

Yeah, you have to let the enemy cars get some distance before you rocket them or you wind up damaging the person you're protecting.

I remember it now, it kept giving me stupid angles to shoot the cars from, and if you missed them half the time you couldn't even see them.

Beezy · « **Reply #457 on:** November 25, 2011, 03:30:41 AM »

My friend lent me his 360 gamefly copy of this earlier. So I won't be able to do co-op, but I'll finally get to experience Saints Row.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #458 on:** November 25, 2011, 03:35:50 AM »

my new char is a plus sized niqqua w/ Jerry Curls. His name is Darell and he plays synth in an 80's funk band. Using male voice 2 (the afro american guy).

Whats amazing is how the different voices are effectively different characters. They react to the NPCs in such different ways. For instance the african american saints boss is totally down with Pierce, they are brothers and all that. they sung a revolting 'Sublime' duet. The british guy doesnt have a bar of that shit. He turns off the radio when Pierce wants to sing. Amazing shit.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #459 on:** November 25, 2011, 12:13:43 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #460 on:** November 25, 2011, 06:11:13 PM »

this campaign is FUCKIN AWESOME. its like they put call of duty in my open world! not to rag on gta4 too much cuz its so old and sr2 already destroyed it, but i dont think they even had tanks in it. sr3 is explosions and insanity and over-the-top toys that make every other open world game seem fuckin simplistic and archaic in comparison. god DAMN this is good shit.

couple of quick questions tho. 1- if i upgrade a car in my garage, will all other versions in the world also have these upgrades, or will only MY car have them? 2- what's in the nite blade dlc? if its just some clothes, a bike, and a 15% discount on future dlc then thats an awful deal

Robo · « **Reply #461 on:** November 25, 2011, 06:19:25 PM »

Community stats must be borked.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #462 on:** November 25, 2011, 06:21:48 PM »

FUCK I HATE SHARING THE TV I WANNA PLAY GAMES

bork · « **Reply #463 on:** November 25, 2011, 07:32:29 PM »

Time for a second TV, dude! I have a small HDTV right next to the 40" in my living room, just for this purpose. It's small enough that it fits on a shelf under the PS3 and 360. Was thinking about upgrading to something better, in fact. Maybe another 1080P monitor...

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 25, 2011, 06:11:13 PM

couple of quick questions tho. 1- if i upgrade a car in my garage, will all other versions in the world also have these upgrades, or will only MY car have them?

Only your car.

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2- what's in the nite blade dlc? if its just some clothes, a bike, and a 15% discount on future dlc then thats an awful deal

Pretty much what you described. You get clothes, the bike, and a car.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #464 on:** November 25, 2011, 07:46:27 PM »

I leveled up the original smg and bought dual wielding for it and holy shit, swarm missions are sooooo much easier now that I just set everyone on fire.

chronovore · « **Reply #465 on:** November 25, 2011, 09:17:35 PM »

Thanks to Lyte Edge and Sceneman for the co-op last night. I've got about 2 hours logged in the game, and 1.5 hours of that is in co-op!

What a great game. It feels more challenging than SR2 -- at least, I don't think I died much in SR2 at all, and here I've been swarmed by the territory defense survival missions. I've survived only 1 of the 4 I've tried...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #466 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:15:01 PM »

Only have three activities (two hard trafficking and one hard mayhem) left, and around 10 story missions. Got most of the upgrades too, making life so much easier.

Beezy · « **Reply #467 on:** November 25, 2011, 11:38:55 PM »

This game is so much fun

pilonv1 · « **Reply #468 on:** November 26, 2011, 12:22:10 AM »

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Himu · « **Reply #469 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:55:50 AM »

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #470 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:13:13 AM »

Since they showed the cover of the comic, I hope he's part of the DLC

Cravis · « **Reply #471 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:25:08 PM »

Just got 100%. Need to finish up all the cheevs now. I waited to do most of the side missions are I beat the game. In hindsight that made them extremely easy. I've already bought all the damage upgrades, maxed the levels on the guns, and infinite ammo. I am a God among men in Steelport.

I can't seem to find the fart in a jar. I picked a few up and used them on the last mission but I need to get some more to get the 25 kills with fart in jar and penetrator achievement.

Robo · « **Reply #472 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:26:49 PM »

Fart in a Jar is a fully upgraded flashbang.

Cravis · « **Reply #473 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:30:31 PM »

Makes sense...... no, not really. I'm going to fire it up in a bit and max it out.

I love the apoca-fist. Last night I was like, "Hmm wonder what would happen if I punched a car." BADOOSH! Awesome stuff.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #474 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:44:56 PM »

Just finished it. What a fucking superb game. This is why video games were invented

chronovore · « **Reply #475 on:** November 26, 2011, 08:05:49 PM »

It still feels like I'm just starting out, I'm bummed you guys are already mostly finished.

Lyte Edge turns out to have saved my ass in Guardian Angel; I've re-tried the mission a few times for cash, and been thwarted every time.

This morning I put on some toast and coffee, then turned on the game. Now I've got cold toast and cold coffee, since I forgot about everything for nearly two hours.

Himu · « **Reply #476 on:** November 26, 2011, 08:15:21 PM »

Well, I'm starting a new game once I get 100% and do all challenges

Positive Touch · « **Reply #477 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:51:22 PM »

ive only been shitting once a day because i dont like getting off the couch

i love this game

Robo · « **Reply #478 on:** November 27, 2011, 01:02:54 AM »

Finally decided to beat the game after I realized I won't be able to do some of the phone activities with the restricted area still on. How am I supposed to jump a raised bridge with a street sweeper?

Anyway, I never got that weird squid weapon. Where is that thing?

Himu · « **Reply #479 on:** November 27, 2011, 01:03:54 AM »

Comes with Genki pack.

Also, the bridges don't reset.

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Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 153724 times)