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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27780 on: September 20, 2017, 11:49:56 AM »
Perfect Blue

Drawn in almost immediately. Not as surreal as Kon's later works but that's OK, it made it a bit more accessible even though there's still plenty of weirdness. I called the ending early which was something of a bummer, but there's a couple "gotcha!"s toward the end that still kept me engaged and wondering wtf was happening.

4 / 5

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« Reply #27781 on: September 20, 2017, 11:53:27 AM »
Apropos of getting old, I am watching the Martin Scorsese concert film of the Rolling Stones shine a light. There is so much genuine joy in this movie, it is just amazing. This is exactly what I needed to watch this morning, watching old dudes do their thing competently, and loving it well into their later years.  I got a find out if Scorsese has directed more concert films because this was just astounding.  These old guys are significantly thinner and more ropey, with better rhythm than I've ever had.

The Last Waltz is a must watch.
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« Reply #27782 on: September 20, 2017, 12:00:10 PM »
Apropos of getting old, I am watching the Martin Scorsese concert film of the Rolling Stones shine a light. There is so much genuine joy in this movie, it is just amazing. This is exactly what I needed to watch this morning, watching old dudes do their thing competently, and loving it well into their later years.  I got a find out if Scorsese has directed more concert films because this was just astounding.  These old guys are significantly thinner and more ropey, with better rhythm than I've ever had.

The Last Waltz is a must watch.

For sure. Some killer performances on that. I personally love the Van Morrison performance.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #27783 on: September 20, 2017, 12:06:23 PM »
Yes! So good.

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Yulwei

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« Reply #27784 on: September 20, 2017, 12:36:41 PM »
The Mummy

I was expecting a simple but hopefully fun remake but got  :zzz :zzz :zzz instead

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« Reply #27785 on: September 20, 2017, 12:55:10 PM »
Heh, it's literally Tomb Raider 2013 but a movie.
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« Reply #27786 on: September 20, 2017, 12:57:44 PM »
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« Reply #27787 on: September 20, 2017, 01:21:25 PM »
The Mummy

I was expecting a simple but hopefully fun remake but got  :zzz :zzz :zzz instead
same.  the whole 2nd act is dark universe setup garbage.  very few cool mummy wrecking shit scenes too.

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« Reply #27788 on: September 20, 2017, 01:22:43 PM »
Here's another Blade Runner short:

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« Reply #27789 on: September 20, 2017, 02:40:29 PM »
Apropos of getting old, I am watching the Martin Scorsese concert film of the Rolling Stones shine a light. There is so much genuine joy in this movie, it is just amazing. This is exactly what I needed to watch this morning, watching old dudes do their thing competently, and loving it well into their later years.  I got a find out if Scorsese has directed more concert films because this was just astounding.  These old guys are significantly thinner and more ropey, with better rhythm than I've ever had.

The Last Waltz is a must watch.

For sure. Some killer performances on that. I personally love the Van Morrison performance.

I love how you can still see the coke in Neil youngs nose during his part
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« Reply #27790 on: September 20, 2017, 02:43:20 PM »
It's like a big blob iirc.
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« Reply #27791 on: September 20, 2017, 04:18:48 PM »
That Van Morrison performance still makes me tear up every once and a while
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« Reply #27792 on: September 20, 2017, 08:05:45 PM »
 I continued watching movies about middle age redemption for my birthday. I watched the Doctor Strange movie with Benedict Cumberbatch, and it was a visual feast. It is also a very generic Marvel movie, with a flawed hero who has to overcome his own problems  before he can save the world. I watched it in Japanese for my sons sake, and the plot seemed maybe a little bit less pasty by having it not be in English and me understanding only about 80% of it due to medical jargon and metaphysic horse-shitterry. I did enjoy that the final  fight was not with a army of monsters, or destroying an entire city regardless of civilian casualties. I thought Benedict did a good job as the titular character, but I can't comment on his accent.

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« Reply #27793 on: September 21, 2017, 01:16:02 AM »
Okay I expected it to be bad but not this bad


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« Reply #27794 on: September 21, 2017, 05:41:07 PM »
Paterson

Loved it! Don't know if I was in the right place for it or what but I do find my love for a lot of Jarmusch's work grows with time so we'll see. Movie put me in a good place mentally. Feeling grateful. Pleasant film.

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« Reply #27795 on: September 21, 2017, 05:53:30 PM »
The People Under the Stairs

Rewatched due to Twin Peaks withdrawal. Still awesome and I believe still underseen.
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« Reply #27796 on: September 21, 2017, 09:03:27 PM »
Wonder Woman was about as good as you can get with a big superhero movie.

Guardians of the Galaxy was mediocre.

I watched The Mummy on an airplane and we landed and I think the movie was mostly over but I really don't know if it was and I don't care.
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« Reply #27797 on: September 22, 2017, 01:13:22 AM »
mother!

Loved it. Aronofsky used to be my favorite director and this movie reminded me why. People said "brace for how fucking batshit crazy it gets at the end," but I was hooked from the first scene. The punishing, exhausting, claustrophobic emphasis on close-ups and handheld single-take shots immediately communicated how discomforting the rest of the movie would be. Aronofsky might be a pretentious, self-indulgent hack, but for some reason his hackjobs resonate with me on a thematic level. It's probably my least favorite Aronofsky film - maybe tied with Black Swan, but that's not really a detriment since they're all great. It's the most holistic and technically competent one, however.

And yeah, whoo boy that final act. Would try and show my grandparents.

4 / 5



IT (2016)

Absolutely lovely film. I have nostalgia for the original TV movie, but this is sooooo many leaps above. I don't know how I'd improve this movie, actually. I was expecting it (:teehee) to be good based on reviews and impressions, but not this good. Cinematography was especially beautiful, music (and ditto for the insert songs) was great and on-point, and the actors completely nailed it. Also was sorta spooky, which is a bonus (I don't usually get scared by horror movies) - more jump scares and loud noises than slow-building dread, but good for what it is.

5 / 5

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« Reply #27798 on: September 22, 2017, 01:21:16 AM »
Saw Kingsman II! because I'm a huge Mathew Vaughn stan (probably my top 3 modern film directors) and been waiting all year for this and Taiki Waititi's Thor 3. Was pretty concerned going into Kingsman 2 with the RT score being like 50%  :'( Was worried my boy Vaughn made a safe average movie.

Everything turned out alright! The movie's a 3/4 and definitely not as good as the first one, but Vaughn did not let me down. There's two kinds of 50% RT movies out there, the kind of safe, generic movie and the ambitious movies that reach for the stars but don't get there all the way. This is definitely the latter. The movie is pretty ambitious and awesome in scope, style and crazyness. It's pretty messy and some scenes just don't work well (like the very opening action scene doesn't work imo, too CG, too ridiculous, needs more suave style), but lots do. There's some great action choreography, good lines/comedy/moments, tons of people in it and it's just plain fun like the first one. I felt like the original was a nice tight comic book origin film and pretty close to perfect for a James Bond x Inspector Gadget comic film. This one amps up the ridiculous a ton and is basically an Inspector Gadget cartoon on steroids with a lot of swearing. Fun movie. I hope Vaughn sticks around and does a third movie to cap it off as his trilogy and the third one gets a little more time in the oven and ends the series on a high note.

That being said, (big spoilers)
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Pretty bummed they killed off Mark Strong's character and not in a way that he can magically come back. I was ok with losing Firth because it was important for the plot/character progression in the first one (although it's definitely nice having him back), but Strong's character was really awesome in both films and kinda the backbone of the team. His death scene was great here, but yeah if they make a 3rd one he will be missed. I hope if they make a third one Halle Berry is back. I thought she was great in her small role here. Pedro Pascal was pretty damn awesome.

Since on spoilers anyhow, I really liked the ridiculousness of Kingsman 2 being KINGSMAN AMERICA DIVISION. Like everything about it was awesome and well done. It expanded the lore, and created a bunch of new characters with a distinct feel to them. It was super comic book, but in a real good way. Also the scene with Channing Tatum dancing in his underwear was :lol and he was definitely great in his almost cameo role.

But yeah, for all the misses (antagonist was a big step down along with rocket punch man compared to scissor blade gal [although I am always pro rocket punches in movies], it was a lot of fun and hopefully the box office is good enough to greenlight a third movie.
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Also I guess I'll just throw in that I think the Kingsman 2 trailer is probably my favorite trailer this year. Spoils almost nothing about what the film is about, super stylish and fun. Movie's not quite as good, but that happens when you have perfect trailers like that. IT trailer is up there too.

*edit* Hmmm, been reading the critic reviews. A lot of people seem really offended by the cartoon violence of the series. Like I see people giving it a 0/4 or 1/4. (the original has a 74% RT) And some of these reviews are craaazy, like (spoilers for the ending of Kingsman II)

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One review literally says the movie has a racist fox conspiracy bias because a black US president in the first one had their head explode and in this one the president is white and doesn't have their head explode
...except they somehow missed that in this movie the [evil] white president gets impeached and put in handcuffs? Like how can they miss that and call the movie pro-trump/anti-obama.  ???

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/kingsman-the-golden-circle-2017

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Well, I suppose it does in one respect. In “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” villain Valentine, played by Samuel L. Jackson, inveigled various world leaders into going along with his twisted save-the-earth doomsday scheme; he then implanted a device in their necks that, unbeknownst to them, could blow up their heads if triggered. One of the world leaders was meant to be taken for then-President Barack Obama. And at the movie’s ending, all the head-exploding devices were made to go off, and the audience was invited to guffaw at the spectacle of Barack Obama’s head blowing up. This movie’s plot hinges on tainted drugs that will kill, potentially, all the world’s substance abusers. The scheme, initiated by Moore’s character, is reported by Fox News, none of whose correspondents are shown to have the sign of the taint. Because no one who works for Fox News does drugs, as we know. This movie also features a United States President, but not a real one, as the last film did; this movie’s president is white, and played by Bruce Greenwood. It’s probably just a coincidence that this movie is produced by Fox. It probably means nothing that this movie, made by people who invited you to laugh at the violent death of the United States’ first black president, won’t touch Donald Trump with a ten-foot pole. They can’t be racist, right? They cast Halle Berry in this movie and Samuel L. Jackson in the last. They approve of black actors at least.

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I also saw a review that criticized having a lightsaber lasso as unoriginal because Wonder Woman did it first :|
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One of the critics I've always generally agreed with (http://www.reelviews.net/reelviews/kingsman-the-golden-circle) has a pretty fair and good review where he gives it a 2.5/4 (and gave the first one a 3/4), and says it's got its moments and isn't a colossal step down, but it's overly long, characters are undeveloped and it doesn't capture the creativity of the first one, which I think is a fair criticism. I think the movie is about a .5 step down from whatever you thought the first one was. I'd probably give the original a 3.5/4 and this a 3/4.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27799 on: September 22, 2017, 04:41:44 AM »
ARQ, a Netflix original, clocking in at 1:28 this was a fun movie, a sci fi groundhog day thriller. Would recommend.

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« Reply #27800 on: September 22, 2017, 05:03:09 AM »
Yeah Mother is top of my "to watch" list, together with Get Out.

Bebpo

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« Reply #27801 on: September 22, 2017, 08:13:49 PM »
Going to see Mother! with Karakand in a few hours. Pretty hyped  :hyper

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« Reply #27802 on: September 22, 2017, 09:32:11 PM »
please, all three of you who are gonna see mother!, report back.

Tasty

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« Reply #27803 on: September 22, 2017, 10:06:28 PM »
Bebps I'm sorry but you are gonna HATE this movie, lol.

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« Reply #27804 on: September 23, 2017, 01:45:56 AM »
Was neat. Better than Black Swan for me, but The Fountain is still my favorite of his. I don't think it quite works at all times, but it's interesting thematically and has a nice tense pace for the first 2/3rds. I felt the last 1/3rd was a little weak even if it was the "crazy" part, but I'm ok with it. 3/4 film.

Bebps I'm sorry but you are gonna HATE this movie, lol.

Look, you can like ambiguous artsy stuff and still not be a fan of Twin Peaks S3, who'd a thunk! I even like Mullholland Drive, Blue Velvet and Lost Highway is kinda ok. And I still think the two endings to S3 are a well made but weak conclusion. How about them apples?
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Tasty

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« Reply #27805 on: September 23, 2017, 02:32:21 AM »
Are you offering me an apple, like Satan in the garden of eden? Sorry, I'm not a fan of heavy-handed metaphors.

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« Reply #27806 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:16 AM »
Going to see Mother! with Karakand in a few hours. Pretty hyped  :hyper
Did kara put out?
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Tasty

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« Reply #27807 on: September 23, 2017, 04:59:44 AM »
Black Swan is a bit too uneven to really be a classic. It's certainly well made and very memorable, though.

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« Reply #27808 on: September 23, 2017, 08:31:24 PM »
I really like mother!

By the time the
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I had the simultaneous thoughts that it was an allegory for the collapse of a nation, a young man being beaten down by life, and an artist's work going unrecognized. 

But I'm kind of a film pro so I see themes likes that.   ;)


Reading up on the movie I'm just glad I'm not the only one who didn't get the yellow powder she would mix and drink.
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« Reply #27809 on: September 23, 2017, 08:40:31 PM »
Kara, pls report back on which Blossom episode this movie most reminded you of.
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« Reply #27810 on: September 23, 2017, 08:54:59 PM »
Going to see Mother! with Karakand in a few hours. Pretty hyped  :hyper
Did kara put out?

Kara is impotent, IIRC.

His butthole isn't.
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« Reply #27811 on: September 23, 2017, 09:34:59 PM »
IT was great.  I'm shocked I enjoyed the new Pennywise.
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Bebpo

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« Reply #27812 on: September 23, 2017, 10:46:42 PM »
I really like mother!

By the time the
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baby is defiled
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I had the simultaneous thoughts that it was an allegory for the collapse of a nation, a young man being beaten down by life, and an artist's work going unrecognized. 

But I'm kind of a film pro so I see themes likes that.   ;)


Reading up on the movie I'm just glad I'm not the only one who didn't get the yellow powder she would mix and drink.

Yeah, I didn't get what the yellow potion stands for either. Everything else sorta makes sense.

Tasty

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« Reply #27813 on: September 23, 2017, 10:52:49 PM »
Maybe it represents willful ignorance? During her episodes she starts to see the house as it is/was/will be, burnt and stuff.

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« Reply #27814 on: September 24, 2017, 01:00:54 AM »
She is Mother Earth, so the yellow drink is the sun.

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« Reply #27815 on: September 24, 2017, 01:33:52 AM »
Also regarding IT,  the girl who played Bev was very cute and I’m now officially creepy as fuck.
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« Reply #27816 on: September 24, 2017, 01:58:13 AM »
Also regarding IT,  the girl who played Bev was very cute and I’m now officially creepy as fuck.

We are all Amir0x now.
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« Reply #27817 on: September 24, 2017, 02:22:04 AM »
Also regarding IT,  the girl who played Bev was very cute and I’m now officially creepy as fuck.

The movie was over two hours long. Did you piss in your seat, Mr. Knowles?
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« Reply #27818 on: September 24, 2017, 03:31:12 AM »
She is Mother Earth, so the yellow drink is the sun.

Works as much as everything else, so sure.

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« Reply #27819 on: September 24, 2017, 05:26:49 AM »
She is Mother Earth, so the yellow drink is the sun.
yeah, works for me. I've got nothing better.

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« Reply #27820 on: September 24, 2017, 09:55:47 AM »
TA is so fucking right. Every time she drinks it things get better like "a new day". When
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she gets pregnant she tosses it because a new son has risen to make things better. Jesus is after all a representation of the sun.
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Tasty

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« Reply #27821 on: September 24, 2017, 01:47:31 PM »
Sun
Son

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« Reply #27822 on: September 24, 2017, 03:17:34 PM »
I watched Michael Clayton again for like the sixth time. Tom Wilkinson and Tilda Swinton are so good. I love how the story unfolds and the way it drops details of Clayton's personal life. It metes out the character beats without beating you over the head with it.

I was on a Tony Gilroy kick, and I had never seen State of Play before, so I threw that on afterwards, only to realize towards the end that I actually had seen it, and vaguely remembered thinking "well that was one of the most forgettable things I've ever seen" after I had watched it the first time. I didn't realize how right I was at the time.

I also rewatched Zero Dark Thirty, which wasn't as bad as I remembered. The IRL narrative is such a mess and I've read so much about the topic that it's difficult to absorb it as just a movie without picking at it. Also, I completely forgot James Gandolfini was in this, and the guy who plays Stannis is in it with one of the weakest American accents I've heard from a British actor in a while lol

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« Reply #27823 on: September 24, 2017, 06:05:05 PM »
Mummy 2017

I don't get the hate.  ??? I really liked this movie and the universe it was trying to create. Sadly I don't think those plans are gonna go forward. Everything just worked for me like I thought it would.


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« Reply #27824 on: September 24, 2017, 06:26:32 PM »
Kingsman 2 which was a huge mess, not really super fun, and had a ton of clumsy satire that doesn't work very well. It also wastes Pedro Pascal and Channing Tatum's characters.

First one was pretty entertaining but this fell flat for the most part. Some decent action here and there.
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« Reply #27825 on: September 25, 2017, 01:12:16 AM »
Anyone seen the original Carrie recently? Does it still hold up? Was thinking about watching it since I've been on a Stephen King kick.

Kingsman 2 which was a huge mess, not really super fun, and had a ton of clumsy satire that doesn't work very well. It also wastes Pedro Pascal and Channing Tatum's characters.

First one was pretty entertaining but this fell flat for the most part. Some decent action here and there.

I mean it's cool if you didn't enjoy it, but Pascal gets like the whole movie front and center and is fantastic in it so I'm not sure how that's wasted

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Just because he has a dumb bad guy heel turn in the end doesn't negate all his great scenes. The bar fight, the snow fight and the final fight were all awesome.
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And Tatum's character was a cameo in this movie. Which is fine unless you were super hyped about seeing Channing Tatum do stuff. I thought the scenes he had were great. Then again with over an hour left on the cutting floor, its possible he had more stuff that was just cut. Will be really interesting if the original almost 4 hour cut every surfaces as a directors cut or even a leak of what got cut. Most likely it was supposed to be 2 films.

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It's possible if it was gonna be 2 films that one would have focused more on the Statesmen. He'll probably have a bigger role in the 3rd movie if they make it.
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« Reply #27826 on: September 25, 2017, 01:32:30 AM »
The original Carrie is easily one of the best King adaptations. Manages to still feel very much like a De Palma movie, too. Piper Laurie and Sissy Spacek are both amazing.
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« Reply #27827 on: September 25, 2017, 09:43:17 AM »

I mean it's cool if you didn't enjoy it, but Pascal gets like the whole movie front and center and is fantastic in it so I'm not sure how that's wasted

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Just because he has a dumb bad guy heel turn in the end doesn't negate all his great scenes. The bar fight, the snow fight and the final fight were all awesome.
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This is exactly why.
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They take a great character, do a terrible heel turn then kill him off like he's nothing.
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There were SO many cool and interesting things they could have done with that character but they wasted it and it amounted to nothing.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie, his character was one of the only things I cared about going in and seeing what they did with him bugged the heck outta me.
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« Reply #27828 on: September 25, 2017, 09:46:43 AM »
The original Carrie is easily one of the best King adaptations. Manages to still feel very much like a De Palma movie, too. Piper Laurie and Sissy Spacek are both amazing.

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« Reply #27829 on: September 25, 2017, 11:29:55 AM »
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

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« Reply #27830 on: September 25, 2017, 11:34:01 AM »
I need to rewatch Carrie this year. I watched the remake a few years ago, and it's like "yeah this watchable...but I don't really want to".
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« Reply #27831 on: September 25, 2017, 12:08:36 PM »
Paprika

Continuing on my Satoshi Kon kick was Paprika, highly recommended by my roommate. It took me a bit to settle into its "world" and figure some of the rules and names out, but once I did the movie clicked together nicely. Absolutely mind-bending visuals, mostly-realistic and good characters, and a decent plot (even if it plays some of its cards too early in the name of foreshadowing.)

4 / 5

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« Reply #27832 on: September 25, 2017, 10:36:51 PM »
Expected trash as soon as SONY ran across my screen :donot
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nudemacusers

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #27833 on: September 25, 2017, 10:44:43 PM »
Oh wow major spoilers in that clip

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kevin hart’s height is played for laughs. Definitely not something I expected at all.
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Bebpo

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27834 on: September 26, 2017, 01:45:44 AM »
I didn't like Carrie  :'(

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27835 on: September 26, 2017, 01:59:33 AM »
You need to get your taste recalibrated or something, bro. If you can’t like Carrie, there are all sorts of other objectively great things you probably don’t like either.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27836 on: September 26, 2017, 02:36:03 AM »
Look, I think it's dated. Very dated and spoiled by pop culture. I tried to find a single review from a critic in the last 10 years of the film that wasn't lapping it up about how when they were 12 at some dinky theater this was the scariest thing they'd ever seen and it still holds up after the 10th rewatch and I couldn't.

First of all, it's not scary at all. It's just kinda boring. The first hour of high school is terrible after the opening scene which is well done. Then, it doesn't even feel like a full movie, but a short story/short film. I mean it's literally These are the characters -> Ok prom night -> ending. Like a 3 scene film. There's basically no subplots besides Carrie and her Mother and nothing else to the story. The problem is that the prom night has been spoiled to hell in pop culture, so even though I hadn't seen the movie I still knew what was going to happen at the prom. So it's like an hour of boring dated 70s high school film, then you get the prom scene and it's incredibly tame and not freaky at all by modern standards. Then you get the ending which was ok.

I'm not joking when I say I probably would've liked the 2013 remake more (I watched the trailer and it looked basically shot for shot identically) just because everything wouldn't be so dated and goofy and maybe there'd actually be some tension.

Then again maybe not. I can't really see how the film could ever be considered scary to anyone, even back in the 70s. There is no bad guy, no monster, no evil force, no evil ghost, there is nothing bad to be scared about in the film besides the crazy evil mother. But crazy evil mother is so overdone it's laughably ridiculous like a satire of hyper religious people. She also barely gets any screen time, but then almost no one does because it's basically a short film in content. I couldn't tell if we were supposed to be scared of Carrie when she's the only likeable person in the film.

There's some nice shots from a directing point of view, the dancing scene with the camera spinning the whole time, the slow motion climax of the prom, the opening scene and the ending scene in the house. The split-screen stuff during the climax of the prom bits was creative but I also thought it was pretty lolz. But maybe that was just because watching people die in hilariously goofy 70s ways doesn't work anymore as anything but a comedy. Plus you're rooting for Carrie the whole time, so how can it be scary when you're like yeah fuck up those jerks!

It's a weird movie. I see it working as a coming of age thing dealing with religious upbringing and bullying, but I just don't see it ever working as a horror film at all. I'm curious if it would have been scary if I had read the book instead since books don't date like movies. This is why I'm skipping the 1970's Salem's Lot and just reading the book instead. I want something creepy and 70s films aren't gonna give it to me.

But then again I re-watched The Shining not too long ago and still felt it held up. Then again that might be bias having seen it for the first time in the 90s. Same with Nightmare on Elm Street/Halloween/Friday the 13th. In my mind those are all still spooky, but then maybe that's because I watched them as a kid and today someone watching them for the first time as an adult would just laugh the whole way through and be bored. It's hard to judge films that you saw long ago.

Yet when I watched a bunch of Hitchcock I hadn't seen about a decade ago, I still was impressed. Then again they weren't really scary, but thrillers and maybe thrillers hold up better.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27837 on: September 26, 2017, 02:54:08 AM »
I mean,to be honest, I’m not sure I’d consider it a horror movie. It’s just more of a supernatural flick with a grim ending

Also, I forgot that it’s you (I think) that doesn’t like older movies, and your cutoff date is like 1980. If I would’ve remembered that, I wouldn’t have recommended it to you. It is a very 70s movie.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27838 on: September 26, 2017, 02:59:07 AM »
Also, the remake is mostly bad and very forgettable. Maybe worth a watch if you can see it free. Julianne Moore does well with the Piper Laurie role (although not quite as good. Unlike the new Pennywise, Julianne appears to have modeled her performance after her amazing predecessor in the role).
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Bebpo

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #27839 on: September 26, 2017, 03:36:38 AM »
I mean,to be honest, I’m not sure I’d consider it a horror movie. It’s just more of a supernatural flick with a grim ending

Also, I forgot that it’s you (I think) that doesn’t like older movies, and your cutoff date is like 1980. If I would’ve remembered that, I wouldn’t have recommended it to you. It is a very 70s movie.

Yeah, there's a certain era of films I'm not huge on. Outside Apocalypse Now (1979) can't think of many 70s films I'm a fan of. I like a lot of 80s stuff but I find 70s era kinda hokey. That being said my favorite horror film of all time House of the Devil is a fake 70's horror film and it's frighteningly scary, so idk.

And yes, I think Carrie works better as a non-horror flick. It's just when you google it all these reviewers are like I peed my pants watching this, so even dated I kinda expected something creepy/scary. Especially as King's first novel that put him on the map.