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« Reply #31320 on: July 31, 2018, 12:02:32 PM »
good old cum for eyes

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« Reply #31321 on: July 31, 2018, 12:03:50 PM »
Everything I've seen about Hardy's performance in this seems like a deliberate joke by him on the producers. It's so over the top and comical it's like he's playing a less-subtle SNL character. :lol

Tony Todd ASMR tho :aah

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« Reply #31322 on: July 31, 2018, 12:10:18 PM »
I like the idea that it's a The Producers, but for nearly everyone involved not just Hardy, like people kept saying stuff like "yeah make his eyes look like cum" or "he should totally eat a dude" and nobody's blinked and said no yet.

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« Reply #31323 on: July 31, 2018, 12:26:33 PM »
I like the idea that it's a The Producers, but for nearly everyone involved not just Hardy, like people kept saying stuff like "yeah make his eyes look like cum" or "he should totally eat a dude" and nobody's blinked and said no yet.

I 100% buy this because Avi Arad has no self-awareness and his insistence on Venom's coolness is hilarious enough all on its own.

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« Reply #31324 on: July 31, 2018, 12:40:34 PM »
There is an easter egg in the early 2000's Freaky Friday remake with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan where Curtis' character has the Street Fighter 2 Capcom opening jingle as her office phone ringtone. SF2 is her favorite videogame. Idk if anyone has documented this secret truth anywhere else on the internet before.

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« Reply #31325 on: July 31, 2018, 12:40:44 PM »
This should be the film to just do away with any kind of plot pretense. Just have a series of 2-5 minute long vignettes of Venom doing COOL STUFF. Then a 20 minute fight with Riot. Then one more vignette. Fin.

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« Reply #31326 on: July 31, 2018, 01:02:05 PM »
This should be the film to just do away with any kind of plot pretense. Just have a series of 2-5 minute long vignettes of Venom doing COOL STUFF. Then a 20 minute fight with Riot. Then one more vignette. Fin.

Who's to say that isn't the case?

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« Reply #31327 on: July 31, 2018, 01:12:54 PM »
Watched Infinity wars today, and goddamned but these superhero movies keep getting worse. They even managed to fuck up spiderman and turn him into a giant baby. And almost everyone died in the end. Will they actually stay dead? I guess i'll find out in the next iteration of this series. Oh but the suspense is killing me! :lol



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« Reply #31328 on: July 31, 2018, 03:01:59 PM »
IW is a solid action movie that stays surprisingly grounded and emotionally-involved for what it is. It's impressively not a clusterfuck.


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« Reply #31331 on: July 31, 2018, 05:31:35 PM »
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« Reply #31332 on: July 31, 2018, 05:56:28 PM »
Dagon (2001, dir. Stuart Gordon)



Dagon isn't as fun as Reanimator, or as delirious as From Beyond, but I still love it. It's got terrible acting from the lead, backed by a mostly Spanish cast with a loose grip on the English language, and no real villain character to pick up the slack. It needed a Jeffery Combs to give it a little more heft. It's got some really unfortunate early 00's CGI. Those flaws aren't enough to completely take away from Stuart Gordon still had enough to deliver a really interesting movie here.



The story is basically Shadow Over Innsmouth, moved to modern times and set in Spain. Moving it to Spain was basically the cost of doing business; Brian Yuzna was the only person willing to produce Dagon, and the only people willing to give Brian Yuzna any money were in Spain. The Spanish village they got to stand-in for Innsmouth was a really great location however, they were really able to nail the crumbling, foreboding sea port. The two main interiors locations, the Hotel (named "Hotel") and the Dagon Temple were both really cool. It was close to what I imagined when reading Shadows Over Innsmouth.



The cast is mostly Spanish as well, and Ezra Godden as our protagonist Paul was just bad. It's not surprising this is one of his first and last roles, outside of some minor videogame VA work. I did like the Fish Priestess Uxia, though. She may not be a good actress, but she was super creepy looking. Doing those Battle Angel Alita eyes, without CG.  :o The guy that played Ezequiel is actually supposed to be a pretty famous Spanish actor, but unfortunately his accent was so thick, you couldn't understand a word he was saying without subtitles. The Priest is the only other person from the town that has much dialogue other than grunting and "Get him!", so I guess he's kind of the villain by default and his English is at least decent, but he's not exactly killing it in the screen presences department.



The CGI is just trash, it's not good at all even by 2001 standards. The above screenshot is Dagon eating a lady; you can barely tell what's going on and that's for the best. They knew it wasn't good, and try to hide it as best as they could. Fortunately there are only three scenes that I can think of that used heavy CGI; the opening storm, Uxia trying to walk on her tentacles, and Dagon. Most of the movie still used practical effects. Nothing on the level of From Beyond, but there was some decent costume work on the Fish Folk.



Anyway, just wanted to make a post about this because it's a movie that I really liked, although I hadn't seen it in a while. The Blu-Ray came out last week and I was eager to rewatch it for the first time in ~10 years and see if it still holds up, and yeah I did still really enjoy it. So Iä Iä Cthulhu fhtagn and stuff.
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« Reply #31333 on: July 31, 2018, 06:35:43 PM »
What would they call it? "The Unextended Version"?

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« Reply #31334 on: July 31, 2018, 08:25:17 PM »
Who's to say that isn't the case?
I mean without the 20 minutes of connecting tissue. Just screens with obscure joke titles like Frasier.

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« Reply #31335 on: August 01, 2018, 01:50:25 PM »

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« Reply #31336 on: August 01, 2018, 01:57:42 PM »
I'm surprised they've got 961,999 women in The Terminator reboot. Seems like a large cast.
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« Reply #31337 on: August 01, 2018, 02:04:24 PM »
If Mavel can do it ...

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« Reply #31338 on: August 01, 2018, 02:17:51 PM »
the dagon face peel scene was one of my first gifs to gain traction online   :lol  :-[

https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/mission-impossible-fallout-spoiler-special-ft-christopher-mcquarrie-part-1/

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« Reply #31339 on: August 01, 2018, 02:47:19 PM »
Hyped for this, one of my favorite "indie" comics from one of my favorite artists based around one of my favorite subjects (Shakespeare!)

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1024460217642172419



cautiously optimistic!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
John Leguizamo was a fucking amazing tybalt too tho


peace? I hate the word

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« Reply #31340 on: August 01, 2018, 02:49:30 PM »
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/961999-women-of-the-terminator-reboot-revealed-in-official-photo

MacKenzie Davis is a beautiful woman, why.
That photo looks ridiculous.

"Ok everyone, please do the 'I don't want to be in this movie' look and we can all go home"  :neogaf
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« Reply #31341 on: August 01, 2018, 03:24:06 PM »
Nice! The think the face peel scene is effective because the movie is really not very violent at all, and then about 3/4ths of the way through “oh btw, we’re just gonna rip this guy’s face off and not cut away from it at all”.
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« Reply #31342 on: August 01, 2018, 03:28:46 PM »
There aren't even 8 Terminator movies


Exaggerate to make your point brehs :beli

I mean, this is going to be #6, he's not far off.

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« Reply #31343 on: August 01, 2018, 03:40:27 PM »
Ginyses was definitely a reboot -- it completely ignored Salvation, and was supposed to launch a new trilogy.

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« Reply #31344 on: August 01, 2018, 03:50:33 PM »
Next time consult IMDB, Exo, or I will be forced to report your post
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« Reply #31345 on: August 01, 2018, 04:07:00 PM »
I mean it was clearly a reboot in a marketing sense. At this point with movies the word reboot is pretty vague and doesn't 100% mean is a completely new start. It means at least a "new direction"/fresh start. Plenty of movie producers refer to new installments or ideas of movies as reboots even if they don't 100% start over. The new Predator has been refereed to as a Reboot even though it's still loosely referring to the older movies, or at least the first one. And thats really all reboots mean these days. Sequels/Fresh Jump on installments to the movies people actually liked.

Genisys was a reboot because it clearly was meant to start it's own story removed from the canon established in T1-3. It would get sequels that were direct sequels to it.

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« Reply #31346 on: August 01, 2018, 04:19:06 PM »
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/961999-women-of-the-terminator-reboot-revealed-in-official-photo

MacKenzie Davis is a beautiful woman, why.

Is that the dude with the Dylan Roof haircut in the middle? I don’t care if it’s a dude with a dick or a dude with a pussy: shit look.
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« Reply #31347 on: August 01, 2018, 04:20:24 PM »
Bowl cuts will always be in
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TVC15

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« Reply #31348 on: August 01, 2018, 04:22:26 PM »
For adults?
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« Reply #31349 on: August 01, 2018, 04:39:31 PM »
Ginyses was definitely a reboot -- it completely ignored Salvation, and was supposed to launch a new trilogy.

That wasn't a reboot. It "ignored" Salvation because the movie was trying to prevent the events of it (and T1-3) from happening via more time travel fuckery and things got changed as a result. The next movie has Linda Hamilton back as Sara Connor and this intellectual coward is saying it's a reboot.

Fook dat

It's a reboot. Lasers don't exist in Salvation. They definitely do in T2 and Ganuses.

There's a couple other things the opening future part contradicts too.

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« Reply #31350 on: August 01, 2018, 04:51:18 PM »
I'm going to fucking kill you, binch

THE FUTURE CHANGED BECAUSE OF TIME TRAVEL  :rage

There was no time travel in Salvation. The opening future moments of Ganuses (before any time travel happens in that movie) either take place as a direct sequel to Terminator 2 (which also showed laser guns in action), or it's a clean break from Salvation AKA a reboot.

Don't try to argue Terminator canon with me betch, I've waded into this shit for too much. :ufup

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« Reply #31351 on: August 01, 2018, 05:41:15 PM »
Get mad about Terminator in 2018, brehs. :heh
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« Reply #31352 on: August 01, 2018, 05:52:51 PM »
Terminator, a franchise that was last decent when it looked like Edward Furlong might have a career.
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« Reply #31353 on: August 01, 2018, 06:14:51 PM »
I saw Genysyst in theaters. It was either that or (iirc) Pixels, but we thout Genysissy would be funnier due to terribleness.
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« Reply #31354 on: August 01, 2018, 06:50:36 PM »
Wait wat? That's Mackenzie?






What have you done Hollywood vampire spirit cooking satanists  :-\
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« Reply #31355 on: August 01, 2018, 07:52:39 PM »
Wait wat? That's Mackenzie?

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What have you done Hollywood vampire spirit cooking satanists  :-\

That gif isn't MacKenzie Davis, SMH. She's the other woman on Halt and Catch Fire. She's also the nerdy girl from Black Mirror's San Junipero episode.
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« Reply #31356 on: August 01, 2018, 07:54:04 PM »
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Genysyst

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« Reply #31357 on: August 01, 2018, 08:01:28 PM »
Wait wat? That's Mackenzie?

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What have you done Hollywood vampire spirit cooking satanists  :-\

That gif isn't MacKenzie Davis, SMH. She's the other woman on Halt and Catch Fire. She's also the nerdy girl from Black Mirror's San Junipero episode.
You are right, I've replaced the gif. Google tricked me.
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« Reply #31358 on: August 01, 2018, 09:08:27 PM »

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« Reply #31359 on: August 01, 2018, 09:13:08 PM »
For real, who thought it was a good idea to make MacKenzie up like Simple Jack? This is already looking like the new worst Terminator movie.
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« Reply #31360 on: August 01, 2018, 11:19:27 PM »
Underrated Yuzna classic.

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« Reply #31361 on: August 01, 2018, 11:26:57 PM »
That movie freaked me the fuck out as a teenager, haha.
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« Reply #31362 on: August 02, 2018, 04:45:16 AM »
I'll take mute over this garbage I just watched any day: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0091P6N3S?pf_rd_p=d1f45e03-8b73-4c9a-9beb-4819111bef9a&pf_rd_r=HCHXDAAES75B7EGTNBHB

it was so bad, brehs. right from the start too. it's like bad vibes thread the movie  :-\
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« Reply #31363 on: August 02, 2018, 08:37:58 AM »
I'll take mute over this garbage I just watched any day: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0091P6N3S?pf_rd_p=d1f45e03-8b73-4c9a-9beb-4819111bef9a&pf_rd_r=HCHXDAAES75B7EGTNBHB

it was so bad, brehs. right from the start too. it's like bad vibes thread the movie  :-\

“Produced by TOM DELONGE and ANGELS & AIRWAVES. ”

Why would you even watch this? Are you legitimately developmentally r-word-tarded? You choosing to watch this makes Assy look like a Rhodes scholar.

Anyway, watched The Dentist last night. Paused to try to fap. It’s basically a documentary about what I’d be like as a dentist.
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« Reply #31364 on: August 02, 2018, 09:27:15 AM »
Even worse than Terminator Sega Genesis?  :o
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« Reply #31365 on: August 02, 2018, 09:30:44 AM »
It was called Terminator Mega Drive in a real countries, american scum  :usacry

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« Reply #31366 on: August 02, 2018, 09:45:11 AM »
Can anyone find the porn Issei Sagawa starred in? I briefly looked with no luck last night.
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« Reply #31367 on: August 02, 2018, 10:34:45 AM »
Can anyone find the porn Issei Sagawa starred in? I briefly looked with no luck last night.

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How much does being a cannibal/murderer pay? :thinking
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« Reply #31368 on: August 02, 2018, 10:41:07 AM »
$13.25 per hour. Might not sound like much, but there is an on location canteen. 

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« Reply #31369 on: August 02, 2018, 10:50:17 AM »
It was called Terminator Mega Drive in a real countries, american scum  :usacry

Stro: :rage

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« Reply #31370 on: August 02, 2018, 11:02:50 AM »
I quite enjoyed Stro's Terminator constipation :lol

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« Reply #31371 on: August 02, 2018, 12:16:29 PM »
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« Reply #31372 on: August 03, 2018, 12:22:06 AM »
warning alt-right propaganda:

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« Reply #31374 on: August 03, 2018, 12:27:24 AM »
two reviews?!? :gladbron


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« Reply #31375 on: August 03, 2018, 12:31:15 AM »
wait. who's the guy in the middle in that Terminator pic? Is that Dolph Lundgren's son?
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« Reply #31376 on: August 03, 2018, 07:05:23 AM »
Found out this today, yall probably all know this already

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    After the surprise success of Die Hard (itself originally scheduled to be a Commando sequel for Arnie), a follow-up was scrambled together from an entirely unrelated book called 58 Minutes and after that pulled an even bigger audience in, a third film was planned. But again, rather than, you know, just write a new story, producers re-examined their pile of previously unwanted scripts and paraded them in front of Bruce Willis for his approval. He turned down Troubleshooter, about terrorists on a cruise line, because he thought it was too similar to Under Siege (it was later gussied up to be, ahem, Speed 2: Cruise Control) but was impressed with Simon Says. It was a script that was originally set to star Brandon Lee but was rewritten to be a Lethal Weapon sequel and was then repositioned yet again and spat out as the third Die Hard film.   

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« Reply #31377 on: August 03, 2018, 10:42:08 AM »
Gonna watch the rest of Stuart Gordon's Lovecraft oeuvre this weekend. Re-Animator is a classic, I don't think anyone's arguing against that. From Beyond is a rung lower, but it's still pretty great. I'm curious about Castle Freak though, because I've never seen it. The title and box art are so unappealing, I just always skipped over it. I rarely hear anyone talk about it, good or bad. Hopefully it's at least watchable.
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« Reply #31378 on: August 03, 2018, 11:20:53 AM »
New decree. The top 5 greatest movies ever are:

1. Dr. Giggles
2. The Dentist
3. The Stepfather 2
4. The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself
5. The Stepfather
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« Reply #31379 on: August 03, 2018, 11:25:46 AM »
Also, if we pass a law making it legal for the insane to offer free health care to poor/low income folks, we’d solve A LOT of our country’s problems.
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