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Will I win or lose my moot court case?

Malek will lose
4 (8.3%)
Malek will lose and wet his pants
1 (2.1%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, and shit his pants
0 (0%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, shit his pants, and then pass out
2 (4.2%)
Malek will lose, wet his pants, shit his pants, and pass out. Then Flannel Girl will laugh at him, go home, and have sex with a real man.
18 (37.5%)
Malek won't even show up, lolz.
12 (25%)
Malek won't even show up after hanging himself using his own necktie.
2 (4.2%)
Malek will be awesome. He'll then take on Ichirou as a client and sue the pants off of mupepe.
9 (18.8%)

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Boogie

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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2009, 11:47:49 PM »
Oh, certainly.

I'll "arrest" her.

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pics please...
MMA

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2009, 11:49:08 PM »
Oh, certainly.

I'll "arrest" her.

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pics please...

Don't have any. Forgot to save her facebook photo and now her account is private.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2009, 11:54:22 PM »
Take a picture of her when she's in class  :hyper
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #63 on: March 11, 2009, 12:14:34 AM »
Oh, certainly.

I'll "arrest" her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pics please...

Don't have any. Forgot to save her facebook photo and now her account is private.

:rofl



Yeah, the timing of that is a bit suspicious. It's not like 200 visits per day would raise a red flag.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #64 on: March 11, 2009, 09:43:14 AM »
congrats on it going well, but when will the judge rule?.

In Canada, judges like to give long written decisions. A Queen's Bench judge has up to six months to write his or her decision. Obviously, this isn't a real trial, so I'd expect to have it by April.



(unless I missed something).

Flannel Girl  :heartbeat :heart :heartbeat

Her beauty makes me question my strident atheism.  :bow Praise Allah.  :bow2
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2009, 09:53:28 AM »
It is probably a good thing you won't add her on facebook, the real pics probably could never live up to the hype.  :'(

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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2009, 11:37:46 AM »
Good job on actually going Malek  :)

Oh, certainly.

I'll "arrest" her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pics please...

Don't have any. Forgot to save her facebook photo and now her account is private.

 :lol

Also my life is officially worse than yours

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/CASK0276

IT'S FUCKING MARCH! -47C FUCK  I don't want to go to school just for an hour and a half of classes.  :'(
NtGay

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2009, 11:48:46 AM »
Somehow I ended up in class today.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »
Progress!
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2009, 11:50:16 AM »
i don't recognize half the people in this torts class. Probably since I haven't been to a torts class since September.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2009, 11:53:23 AM »
I wonder whether I'm sitting in someone's regular seat.

If so, he or she should have come to class earlier.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2009, 12:01:25 PM »
prof seems agitated
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2009, 12:07:15 PM »
flannel girl is a no-show

she must have been passed-out-drunk last night at the after-party.

malek fails again.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2009, 12:07:44 PM »
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2009, 12:17:09 PM »
prof seems agitated

That's because you're not supposed to sit in his seat.
it's right up front and the seat is awesome. he should stand anyway.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2009, 12:18:22 PM »
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.

I'm in this class. And I'm very studious.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2009, 12:24:07 PM »
:)

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2009, 12:29:55 PM »
no shit: we are covering the tort of stalking right now

edit: requires proof of fear of personal safetyto be actionable.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2009, 12:32:52 PM by Malek »
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2009, 12:30:59 PM »
i don't recognize half the people in this torts class. Probably since I haven't been to a torts class since September.

LOL Waychel
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2009, 12:31:54 PM »
I'm going to sue your ass.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2009, 12:38:03 PM »
took a look at my torts case book 2

it's a fuckin duplicate of my torts case book 1(for the slow, I bought a book with the wrong cover)


lol, some student I am.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2009, 12:38:27 PM »
TORTFUL
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #82 on: March 11, 2009, 12:42:15 PM »
TORTFUL

Can I sue drinky for this?

He's at fault somehow.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2009, 12:43:15 PM »
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2009, 12:46:12 PM »
I forgot that she used the word "tortful" instead of tortious.

 :lol

Classic drinky. Anyone have a link to the thread?
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2009, 12:48:51 PM »
I'm starting to notice that you're getting excited about suing people, is malek finally getting interested in becoming a lawyer?

I've been watching Boston Legal for while now, so please do. Girls wouldn't be so offended by you sexually harassing them, at least that's what this show lead me to believe.

I think that follows my rule of last night
If a cute guy does it, it's fine
if i do it, it's creepy.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2009, 12:54:30 PM »
man i want to leave during the break.

these classes drag on forever. Even if I didn't have anxiety problems, I wouldn't want to go to class.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #87 on: March 11, 2009, 12:55:38 PM »
Well, bring a heater and she'll love you forever.

@Canadia: WHY MUST YOUR AIR CONTINUALLY COME DOWN HERE AND FREEZE ME TO DEATH AL GORE WAS WRONG
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2009, 12:57:58 PM »
Well, bring a heater and she'll love you forever.

@Canadia: WHY MUST YOUR AIR CONTINUALLY COME DOWN HERE AND FREEZE ME TO DEATH AL GORE WAS WRONG

Dude, you're from Kentucky. Come to Winnipeg.

some chick is wearing flip flops. Flip flops!!!!!
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2009, 01:00:29 PM »
regular seats? dude, you're not surrounded by kids are you? if so you're in the wrong school.
Most colleges classes I've taken whether the rooms are small or huge everyone tends to find a spot and stick to it all semester.

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2009, 01:01:46 PM »
regular seats? dude, you're not surrounded by kids are you? if so you're in the wrong school.
Most colleges classes I've taken whether the rooms are small or huge everyone tends to find a spot and stick to it all semester.

yeah, that's what I meant.
AKQ

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2009, 01:03:47 PM »
In philosophy class, we had a large rectangular table and I took the seat across from the prof at the end of the table, so I didn't have to tilt my head.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2009, 01:04:37 PM »
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK.  :o

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2009, 01:07:49 PM »
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK.  :o

she came late
no seats left, or few left
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #94 on: March 11, 2009, 01:14:25 PM »
I still think my plan was perfect. Shave the beard sit next to her, if she notices and remarks = instant conversation. If she doesn't she never knew you existed in the first place.

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2009, 01:17:09 PM »
Can you grow a beard, cheebs?
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2009, 01:20:17 PM »
The furtherest I go is if I am really really sick and skip shaving for a few days. But I am not the one trying to woo flannel girl here.

And it doesn't matter, you could grow it right back after she becomes pregnant with your first child.

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2009, 01:22:26 PM »
how about I come to class without a shirt and see whether she notices.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2009, 01:25:25 PM »
Arvie's not invited. Don't need her confusing him for me, like Rebiak, during the honeymoon.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2009, 01:27:41 PM »
She didn't show up today.

I'm actually wearing flannel today.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2009, 01:29:35 PM »
how about I come to class without a shirt and see whether she notices.
because shaving a beard fits the social conventions, shirtless does not!

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2009, 01:30:56 PM »
leave my beard out of this.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2009, 01:31:16 PM »
get new glasses then, that also works.

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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2009, 01:33:20 PM »


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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2009, 06:14:57 PM »
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK.  :o

she came late
no seats left, or few left

And you came early, amirite?  :teehee
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2009, 07:08:29 PM »
I've come to a frightening conclusion: I'm happy.

There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK.  :o

she came late
no seats left, or few left

And you came early, amirite?  :teehee

I'm very sensitive; I heard that's a plus.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2009, 07:11:50 PM »
Arvie's not invited. Don't need her confusing him for me, like Rebiak, during the honeymoon.

Yeah, I remember our honeymoon...
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2009, 07:13:25 PM »
It was special. Although, you did cry an awful lot.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:26 PM »
You were so sensitive.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2009, 07:15:36 PM »
You were so sensitive.

You said it was a plus!  :(
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2009, 07:34:13 PM »
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.

It's not stalking if she doesn't notice you're following her.  :shh

Then it's "surveillance"   :ninja
« Last Edit: March 11, 2009, 07:37:15 PM by Boogie »
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2009, 07:52:15 PM »
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.

It's not stalking if she doesn't notice you're following her.  :shh

Then it's "surveillance"   :ninja

Shit, I need to hire Boogie as my defense attorney.
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2009, 07:55:54 PM »
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.

It's not stalking if she doesn't notice you're following her.  :shh

Then it's "surveillance"   :ninja

:lol
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2009, 08:37:27 PM »
Good job on going to class. 

Dude, you're from Kentucky. Come to Winnipeg.

some chick is wearing flip flops. Flip flops!!!!!

Fuck it's not like there is some kind of mountain range or mysterious void between you and me so why the fuck can't you share some of my shitty weather.   >:(
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2009, 09:06:06 PM »
Current Weather Updated: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 18:00 CDT - Winnipeg Airport

 * Feels Like: -29
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Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2009, 09:07:02 PM »
That not close to my -46 this morning. 

edit:  feels like -30.  Stupid weather warming up on me and making me look stupid.  It should have stayed cold. 
NtGay

Re: Will I win or lose my moot court case?
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2009, 09:08:31 PM »
It was probably that cold this morning. It's going to feel like -40 tonight.
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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #118 on: March 14, 2009, 10:32:54 PM »
changed the title of the thread

Didn't want to keep shitting the outside link thread

here are some Beatles' songs for flannel girl:

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Re: Malek's Diary-ah
« Reply #119 on: March 14, 2009, 10:36:17 PM »
Flannel girl is probably a lesbian, you know. 
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