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« Reply #1380 on: November 30, 2009, 10:03:34 PM »
This game is living up to the hype so far.
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« Reply #1381 on: November 30, 2009, 10:21:02 PM »
What a terrible challenge
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« Reply #1382 on: November 30, 2009, 10:27:10 PM »
Patriots and imploding, what the fuck

just get the ball to Moss cotdammit
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« Reply #1383 on: November 30, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »
Patriots and imploding, what the fuck

just get the ball to Moss cotdammit

they listened to you!

Now tell flannel girl to come over

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« Reply #1384 on: November 30, 2009, 10:30:02 PM »
just get the ball to Moss cotdammit
Mother fucker.
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« Reply #1385 on: November 30, 2009, 10:33:24 PM »
fffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Himu

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« Reply #1386 on: November 30, 2009, 10:36:13 PM »
I left the bar early. Are the pats still getting owned?
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OptimoPeach

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« Reply #1387 on: November 30, 2009, 10:36:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18697678&postcount=4280
:lol

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Yes. Kinda. Still up 14 and having 5-play drives
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1388 on: November 30, 2009, 11:15:59 PM »
:spitzer Tom Brady :spitzer
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OptimoPeach

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« Reply #1389 on: November 30, 2009, 11:17:08 PM »
:rofl Brady.

I'm asking Santa for an undefeated Saints/Colts Superbowl
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1390 on: November 30, 2009, 11:28:11 PM »
Brady nooooooooooo

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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1391 on: November 30, 2009, 11:38:58 PM »
BRADY FACE ALL OVA' MY DICK

Smug Pats fans put in their place
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« Reply #1392 on: December 01, 2009, 03:54:10 AM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm going to be in 2nd while having less total points than Malek.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2009, 03:57:24 AM by CajoleJuice »
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« Reply #1393 on: December 01, 2009, 04:01:23 AM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm going to be in 2nd while having less total points than Malek.

Figures.

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« Reply #1394 on: December 01, 2009, 04:04:02 AM »
The 00s have redeemed themselves this year.
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« Reply #1395 on: December 01, 2009, 10:00:22 AM »
While I'm always happy when Maurice loses, that puts Akala just one game behind me. If Cajole beats me this weekend, Akala could get into the postseason by beating me in our last match up. :-\
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« Reply #1396 on: December 01, 2009, 10:12:42 AM »
Fortunately I get blackmage next week, and then get to finish the season by having my way with Maurice again.
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« Reply #1397 on: December 01, 2009, 11:09:48 AM »
I'm fucked if my QBs are still injured. Horrible week for me  :'(
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« Reply #1398 on: December 01, 2009, 12:25:01 PM »
OMG

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« Reply #1399 on: December 01, 2009, 12:44:51 PM »
That's right, if you run the table, you beat me to the postseason. It's going to be a tight race!
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« Reply #1400 on: December 01, 2009, 01:11:23 PM »
How had I never seen this GIF before?

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« Reply #1401 on: December 01, 2009, 01:16:31 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #1402 on: December 01, 2009, 01:18:35 PM »
LSUfreek is legendary.
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« Reply #1403 on: December 01, 2009, 01:18:48 PM »
:rofl

What movie is that from?
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« Reply #1404 on: December 01, 2009, 01:19:18 PM »
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« Reply #1405 on: December 02, 2009, 01:55:58 PM »
I think I've finally recovered enough to be coherent. Fantastic game/night, although I remember less from the fourth quarter onward than I probably should.





Topped everything off with a trip to Cafe Du Monde the next morning before getting out of town. Hadn't eaten anything in 24 hours at this point.


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« Reply #1406 on: December 03, 2009, 07:51:12 PM »
Eli Manning is a dick. :lol

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning acknowledged Thursday that the autograph on the wall of the visiting locker room at Cowboys Stadium is authentic.

Dallas Cowboys linebacker Bradie James considers the signature a form of taunting, much like Giants running back Brandon Jacobs postgame dance on the star at midfield after New York's 33-31 victory in the grand opening of the $1.2 billion stadium. The autograph was accompanied by the score of the game and "First win in the New Stadium."

"We won't forget that," said James, a defenisve captain who ranted Wednesday about his dislike of the Giants. "It just makes for a more intense game."

Manning confirmed that the signature was his, but he said he didn't intend the autograph as a taunt. He said he just granted the request of a locker room attendant.

"Yeah, it's a pretty common thing," Manning told reporters at the Giants' practice facility. "I was asked to sign it, it wasn't like I just went there and signed it. I didn't have a pen on me or anything. It was all supplied."

Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said he "didn't think it was a great thing to do" and seemed puzzled by Manning's explanation.

"Things come back around in this league," Phillips said.

Manning did not seem concerned when told that the Cowboys were using his autograph as motivational fodder.

"Yeah, I kind of heard a few things about it,'' Manning said. "I figure they'll eventually get over it."
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1407 on: December 03, 2009, 07:55:32 PM »
:rofl

Dunno whether to start his inconsistent ass or risk starting Warner, who's coming off a concussion.
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« Reply #1408 on: December 03, 2009, 08:48:22 PM »
:rofl

Dunno whether to start his inconsistent ass or risk starting Warner, who's coming off a concussion.

Warner.
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« Reply #1409 on: December 03, 2009, 08:50:59 PM »
Isn't the bagboy still a gametime decision though? Roll with Eli.

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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1410 on: December 03, 2009, 09:36:04 PM »
Hey dudes, I need some fantasy advice.

Set up:  money league.  Dynasty league.  Get to keep up to 10 players.  Start 2 QBs.  My qbs are Tom Brady (yay) and Jay Cutler (not so yay).  The presence of Cutler has destroyed my team this year.  Here are the offers I have from various teams:

Tom Brady for Peyton Manning
-or-
Brady and Cutler for Rivers and Palmer

Or I guess I could do nothing.  I'm kind of in a position to play kingmaker between the top 2 teams in the league as Brady has a nice playoff schedule.  Really, the only player worth as much as Brady is Manning... but I keep going back to wanting to just get rid of Jay Cutler.  The Bears are never going to cough up enough money to put a good o-line and decent receivers around him, and that's kind of what he needs to produce I guess.  God I hate Jay Cutler.
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« Reply #1412 on: December 03, 2009, 09:38:49 PM »
Imagine if he was fucking you out of money.  MONEY.  I love money.
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« Reply #1413 on: December 03, 2009, 09:40:11 PM »
Imagine if he was fucking you out of money.  MONEY.  I love money.

Worse than Hitler confirmed.

Akala

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« Reply #1414 on: December 03, 2009, 10:13:57 PM »
I'd trade Brady for Peyton in a flash.

IDK if I'd trade for the other. then again, I'm starting Vince Young this week, so not sure how much you want to listen to me. :lol

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« Reply #1415 on: December 03, 2009, 10:18:15 PM »
I'd trade Brady for Peyton in a flash.

IDK if I'd trade for the other. then again, I'm starting Vince Young this week, so not sure how much you want to listen to me. :lol

He just wins fantasy match ups.

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« Reply #1416 on: December 03, 2009, 10:35:55 PM »
that's what I'm hoping. :rock

weren't all that many options left, really.

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« Reply #1417 on: December 03, 2009, 11:26:52 PM »
Vince against the Colts? I'm a fan of his but eh, I have a feeling Ten is gonna get destroyed
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« Reply #1418 on: December 04, 2009, 12:26:41 AM »
eh, it's a gamble. all of my backups are busts, and decent QB's get locked up pretty quick in a 2 QB league. I was kinda surprised young Vince was available. should make it interesting.

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« Reply #1419 on: December 04, 2009, 01:20:28 PM »
I tried picking him up before our match lol, but the waiver period was over. I would have lost regardless tho

I think Malek is gonna beat me  :'(
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1420 on: December 04, 2009, 07:00:13 PM »
I think Malek will finish the season strong. I still can't believe you traded Favre for Rofflesburger when you were beasting.


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« Reply #1421 on: December 04, 2009, 07:10:54 PM »
 :dur
« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 07:45:18 PM by Harry Lime »

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« Reply #1422 on: December 04, 2009, 07:41:03 PM »
shhhhh!
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« Reply #1423 on: December 04, 2009, 08:04:28 PM »
I read that. Commish, I move to dock Maurice ten points.
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« Reply #1424 on: December 04, 2009, 08:06:15 PM »
I read that. Commish, I move to dock Maurice ten points.

DENIED!


...we should dock him at least 20.
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1425 on: December 04, 2009, 08:08:36 PM »
The funny thing is that I would have beat Willco even without Favre  :lol
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« Reply #1426 on: December 04, 2009, 08:08:42 PM »
I think backhanded, secret trade deals might warrant the DELETION OF HIS ACCOUNT.
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« Reply #1427 on: December 04, 2009, 08:15:29 PM »
Both trades were approved!

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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1428 on: December 04, 2009, 08:18:18 PM »
The bigger crime here is that I traded Visanthe Shiancoe to Malek and he hasn't started him once.
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« Reply #1429 on: December 04, 2009, 08:20:09 PM »
I do have Jason Witten

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« Reply #1430 on: December 06, 2009, 11:42:51 AM »
Juice now has the edge today. DeAngelo Williams is out, so my deadly combo is down to just Chris Johnson.
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« Reply #1431 on: December 06, 2009, 01:46:08 PM »
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team
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« Reply #1432 on: December 06, 2009, 03:18:50 PM »
Juice now has the edge today. DeAngelo Williams is out, so my deadly combo is down to just Chris Johnson.

I think we're both having a pretty bad week.
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« Reply #1433 on: December 06, 2009, 03:32:21 PM »
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team

To be fair, you guys are struggling against the Raiders...at home
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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1434 on: December 06, 2009, 03:34:28 PM »
Come on saints! Trap game total. :(

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« Reply #1435 on: December 06, 2009, 03:34:42 PM »
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team

To be fair, you guys are struggling against the Raiders...at home

I may have to side with PD on this one.
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« Reply #1436 on: December 06, 2009, 03:37:57 PM »
lol steelers lol
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« Reply #1437 on: December 06, 2009, 03:41:24 PM »
Ochocinco is making Louis Delmas and the Lions is bitch  :'(

edit: Palmer INT yay I guess

edot: lol steelers
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« Reply #1438 on: December 06, 2009, 03:49:49 PM »
You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed. :(
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« Reply #1439 on: December 06, 2009, 03:50:24 PM »
Hey, the entire AFC North struggles against the Raiders.  Same with the Eagles!
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