Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93771 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1440 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:52:18 PM »

Roflesburger to Ward

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1441 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:57:27 PM »

Worthlessberger is still one of the best 2-minute QBs in the league, concussion or not

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1442 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:09:49 PM »

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY

Steelers

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1443 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »

Steelers

Patriots

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1444 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:11:29 PM »

poor brady

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1445 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:11:54 PM »

I just can't help but think that if Troy were playing, we would've won at least two of the last four games.

Fucking Steelers :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1446 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:39:45 PM »

oh shit overturned

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1447 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:42:42 PM »

He was clearly down. Shit's fixed

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1448 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:52:58 PM »

FAILskins amirite

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1449 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2009, 03:49:49 PM

You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed.

It'll probably end up closer than you think.

Akala · « **Reply #1450 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:58:49 PM »

holy shit.

whew dat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1451 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:03:49 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 04:55:52 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2009, 03:49:49 PM
You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed.

It'll probably end up closer than you think.

Nah, you got Miles Austin, which negates any points I get from Romo. And you also got L.T., who might have a career day against a team as bad as the Browns. Good win to you.

I can only hope DeAngelo Williams and Schaub heal up before my bout with Akala.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1452 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:15:18 PM »

LT is doing NOTHING

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1453 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »

Oh, BrandNew, you rip on harson, and then you post this on Facebook:

"I give up on my team."

He was just ahead of the curve.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1454 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:22:56 PM »

Yes but we lost to the Raiders, completely justified. I actually WAITED until the game was over

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1455 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:24:26 PM »

Why the fuck do I even have the Steelers defense in my other fantasy league. They gave me 3 points against the RAIDERS. So fucking dropped.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1456 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:23:17 PM »

And the Willco-Cajole matchup comes down to E.J. Henderson versus Jared Allen...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1457 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:30:09 PM »

Hawks!!!

9'ers

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1458 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:39:17 PM »

49ers

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1459 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:40:22 PM »

Our division sucks so much.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1460 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:54:18 PM »

NEW.YORK.GIANTS

They need to win next week and then they'll have a fighting chance

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1461 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:59:28 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 06, 2009, 07:40:22 PM

Our division sucks so much.

If the 49ers won today and next week, they would have won the division and go to the playoffs. Not this year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1462 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:44:19 PM »

god damn greedy ass Farve why are you passing for TDs from the 3 yard line. give the ball to Peterson :'( :'( :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1463 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:05:03 PM »

From the GAF thread

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1464 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:23:52 PM »

GODDAMMIT MALEK

WHY MUST YOU KEEP LETTING MAURICE WIN

Having this cock knocker finish in first is an affront to football. Fortunately, after I whip his ass again next week he'll be back in a subservient position, as God intended.

Akala · « **Reply #1465 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:35:01 PM »

Favre about to go nuclear.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1466 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2009, 10:05:03 PM

From the GAF thread

(Image removed from quote.)

awesome.

And PD had a pretty damn good week, Triumph. I'm just amazed that I'm going to be in second still.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1467 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:44:21 PM »

Sure, blame me and not the guilty parties, Jay Stalin and Brett Hitler.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1468 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:03:41 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 06, 2009, 10:23:52 PM

GODDAMMIT MALEK

WHY MUST YOU KEEP LETTING MAURICE WIN

Having this cock knocker finish in first is an affront to football. Fortunately, after I whip his ass again next week he'll be back in a subservient position, as God intended.

I would have beaten every team in the league this week, don't hate

pollo · « **Reply #1469 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:33:26 AM »

Actually saw that Skins-Saints game live. Skins fans were great. Shame what happened though. I kept drunkenly yelling to Skins fans that they had the fake black Jesus.

Akala · « **Reply #1470 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:03:10 AM »

Close one Mandark!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1471 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:54:22 PM »

Brady Quinn is worse than Cutler

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1472 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:12:09 PM »

...Worthlessberger is worse than both. 8 sacks

Fatass has been concussed into mediocrity.

I can't believe Steelers are going to miss the playoffs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1473 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM »

Roflesburger let me down smh. And Mendenhall smh

Triumph is gonna win

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1474 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:31:07 AM »

mah team :'(

Oh well, season's over for us, might as well start rooting for the Saints.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1475 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:52:44 AM »

Pittsburgh cost me my second pick 'em elimination league victory. How the fuck do you lose to the Browns?

... Well, Akala. The playoffs are down to just you and me this weekend. I guess we were destined for this.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1476 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:36:08 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM

Roflesburger let me down smh. And Mendenhall smh

Triumph is gonna win

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU

If I beat you we'll be playing again next week in the first round of the playoffs as the 2nd and 3rd seeds in the playoffs, so I can finish the hat trick and stomp you a 3rd time.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1477 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:05:41 AM »

Good thing I'm not a betting man. I'd have lost my shirt last night. wtf steelers?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1478 on:** December 11, 2009, 11:26:09 AM »

Stolen form gaf but I lol'd.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1479 on:** December 11, 2009, 11:46:50 AM »

They didn't have Ward but still...it's the fucking Browns. At least they fall further away from the top pick in the draft

Ndamukong Suh

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1480 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:12:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2009, 11:46:50 AM

They didn't have Ward but still...it's the fucking Browns. At least they fall further away from the top pick in the draft

Ndamukong Suh

...is gonna be a Ram or a Buc. Don't wish being on the Lions on that poor dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1481 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:26:25 PM »

true. Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair if we had drafted him

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1482 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:54:38 PM »

Steelers fans falling back on their Superbowl win. If all else fails

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1483 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:55:31 PM »

Well, I know I'm happy that we won two super bowls this decade

Just as I'm sure you're proud of winning one as well. We ALL are proud for your winning that super bowl, fuck da patriots

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1484 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:07:52 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 11, 2009, 03:55:31 PM

Well, I know I'm happy that we won two super bowls this decade

Just as I'm sure you're proud of winning one as well. We ALL are proud for your winning that super bowl, fuck da patriots

No doubt but calling back to the previous Super Bowl when talking about the current Season is a bitch move. I remember the Giants dropping out of the Playoffs after their Super Bowl season and taking the hate. All bout' the here and now.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1485 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:44:38 PM »

Oh I'm not gonna spin anything. We suck shit this year. It's just odd, considering we have nearly the same talent as last year. We'll bounce back next year, most likely. Just need to make some coaching changes (FIRE BRUCE ARIANS)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1486 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:54:13 PM »

I don't think you guys "suck shit" per se, you're just inconsistent and most of the team seems like they're kind of pussies without Troy whatshisname around to motivate them with his gorgeous, flowing locks.

I mean, let's be serious here- it's not like you guys are the REDSKINS or anything!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1487 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:56:24 PM »

I wish I could be part of the CBS Broadcast crew so I can use the special effect overlay and add sparkly golden curly cues to Polamalu's hair.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1488 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:16:57 PM »

Yeah, I can almost guarantee that we would've won three or four of the last five games if Troy was playing. Most of those losses were 4th quarter fuck ups on the D–Troy would've done something. Anything.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1489 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:37:06 PM »

You definitely would have won the Oakland game, where BRUCE "THE POLISH RIFLE" GRADKOWSKI dropped 3 td's on you guys in the fourth quarter.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1490 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:54:47 PM »

And probably the Bengals and Ravens game as well.

edit: if Dixon wasn't playing the latter game, I'm confident we would've won. He did well until the second half, then shit a brick at the worse possible moment.

Akala · « **Reply #1491 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 05:37:06 PM

BRUCE "THE POLISH RIFLE" GRADKOWSKI

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1492 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:59:39 PM »

Akala, you got a boost. Mike Sims-Walker is down with a calf injury.

Our game is probably the most epic regular season game in our league.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1493 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 07:59:39 PM

Akala, you got a boost. Mike Sims-Walker is down with a calf injury.

Our game is probably the most epic regular season game in our league.

I dunno, me almost whipping an until then undefeated Maurice's ass by nearly a 100 points was pretty awesome... although your game does have playoff implications.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1494 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:09:03 PM »

True.

Akala · « **Reply #1495 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:18:09 PM »

Prince Vince is allegedly skirting a knee injury.

If last week's falcons show up on sunday, I'll have a good day. I'm going even more saints-intensive than usual! I think our game will be pretty close though. hope anyway.

pollo · « **Reply #1496 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 11, 2009, 09:05:41 AM

Good thing I'm not a betting man. I'd have lost my shirt last night. wtf steelers?

i beg to differ, there were some nice bets to be had there if you knew the odds.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1497 on:** December 12, 2009, 02:54:44 PM »

The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1498 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:05:30 PM »

It's really disturbing how invested some of these people (not just Steeler fans obviously) are in the success of their teams. bionic said the Superbowl win was the proudest moment of his life -- no bullshit

Akala · « **Reply #1499 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:20:56 PM »

sports + nerds = usually best to ignore.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93771 times)