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brawndolicious

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5520 on: April 01, 2010, 05:00:36 AM »
This sort of reminds me of this one threesome porn where the guy shoots too far and gets it on the other guy who just leaves in disgust.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5521 on: April 01, 2010, 05:01:30 AM »
I'm not fat, but I am a virgin. Those are two conditions that can be fixed. Unlike, you know, genital warts.

I've had a good life so far. I wish I traveled more though.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5522 on: April 01, 2010, 05:20:48 AM »
Genital warts are curable, Broseph Goebbels. You're thinking of genital herpes.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5523 on: April 01, 2010, 05:26:31 AM »
well good for kosma
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5524 on: April 01, 2010, 05:40:47 AM »
I'm not fat, but I am a virgin. Those are two conditions that can be fixed. Unlike, you know, genital warts.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5525 on: April 01, 2010, 05:43:07 AM »
I'm not fat, but I am a virgin. Those are two conditions that can be fixed. Unlike, you know, genital warts.

Kosma ethered

I'd wager that PD's virginity will last well beyond Kosma's genital warts.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5526 on: April 01, 2010, 05:45:23 AM »
Genital warts are curable, Broseph Goebbels. You're thinking of genital herpes.

Genital warts aren't curable.  They disappear and flare up again, and there's always a risk of infection.

Kosma will have to live the rest of his life knowing he has an STD, and he'll probably infect countless women throughout the years.
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5527 on: April 01, 2010, 05:46:34 AM »
Edit: my bad, HPV isn't curable. BUT if you keep the symptoms under control it's not as easy to give as herpes. Also, women can get vaccinated, so BAM no problem for Kosma if they are.

Also, is this Kosma / PD face-off April Fools or what

Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5528 on: April 01, 2010, 05:49:25 AM »
There is no cure for HPV, but there are methods to treat visible warts, which could reduce infectivity, although there are no trials studying the effectiveness of removing visible warts in reducing transmission.[8] Genital warts may disappear without treatment, but sometimes eventually develop a fleshy, small raised growth. There is no way to predict whether they will grow or disappear. Warts can sometimes be identified because they show up as white when acetic acid is applied, but this method is not recommended on the vulva because microtrauma and inflammation can also show up as acetowhite.[5] Magnifying glasses or colposcope may also be used to aid in identifying small warts.[5]
Depending on the sizes and locations of warts (as well as other factors), a doctor will offer one of several ways to treat them. Podofilox is the first-line treatment due to its low cost.[9] Almost all treatments can potentially cause depigmentation or scarring.[8]

Genital HPV infections have an estimated prevalence in the US of 10–20% and clinical manifestations in 1% of the sexually active adult population.[3] Incidence of HPV infection has increased between 1975 and 2006.[where?][3] About 80% of those infected are between the ages of 17–33.[3] Although treatments can remove the warts, they do not remove the HPV, so warts can recur after treatment (about 50–73% of the time[13]), and also spontaneously regress.[3] Traditional theories postulated that the virus remained in the body for a lifetime. However, new studies using sensitive DNA techniques have shown that through immunological response the virus can either be cleared or suppressed to levels below what polymerase chain reaction (PCR) tests can measure. One study testing genital skin for subclinical HPV using PCR found a prevalence of 10%.[3]

They can be "suppressed" but not cured.

Kosma is cursed for the rest of his life.  At best, he'll be the modern male Typhoid Mary of Ireland.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5529 on: April 01, 2010, 05:54:36 AM »
You're a sleazy STD-riddled male slut.  I don't really give a fuck what a "loser" is by your standards. :lol
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5530 on: April 01, 2010, 05:57:50 AM »
I'm talking about you specifically, from all the shit you've posted.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5531 on: April 01, 2010, 06:01:16 AM »
By your standards 75-90% of the people are sluts?  :lol

 :rofl

CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5532 on: April 01, 2010, 06:33:04 AM »
How many sexual partners must one have per period of time to be considered a "slut"?  Also what constitutes "sex" and at what point is an individual considered a "sexual partner"?

I have my own opinions but just throwing it out there.   I think it's interesting discussion topic.  :)
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demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5533 on: April 01, 2010, 06:40:31 AM »
How many sexual partners must one have per period of time to be considered a "slut"?  Also what constitutes "sex" and at what point is an individual considered a "sexual partner"?

I have my own opinions but just throwing it out there.   I think it's interesting discussion topic.  :)

I have my own opinions. But I'd like to hear yours first.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5534 on: April 01, 2010, 07:10:15 AM »
I'd say having sex with a different person every week would deem the person a slut.  I'd say assigning a point system to different sexual acts (ie. blow jobs get 1pt, anal gets 3pts...etc) and then adding them up could determine whether or not you were a slut but I do believe different situations call for different rules too (ie. do you suck dick regularly or just this month or two because of a bad breakup).  That sort of thing.

Also I'm going to have to go with the wiki definition of sex and say the point of penetration = sex.  Even if it's a half assed mid thrust.  At that point the other person becomes a "sexual partner".  Penetration = anal or vaginal.  Blow jobs don't count.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 07:12:23 AM by CrystalGemini »
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5535 on: April 01, 2010, 07:14:08 AM »
Keep in mind that by this definition, a person could have 104 sexual partners in four years of college and would not be considered a slut.

CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5536 on: April 01, 2010, 07:16:50 AM »
I did say it depended on the situation. 
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brawndolicious

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5537 on: April 01, 2010, 07:25:19 AM »
I think it just depends on how careful you are.  It's not about the spreadsheets really. :lol  Otherwise there's no difference between somebody who wants casual relationships and somebody who is promiscuous.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5538 on: April 01, 2010, 07:35:36 AM »
My definition of a slut is a man or woman who uses sex for a reason other than just the pleasure of it or making babies.

So by my definition, banging an ex's friend for revenge would make you a slut for instance.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5539 on: April 01, 2010, 07:37:02 AM »
Today I changed my facebook relationship status to "Engaged." I got a few people "liking" that and congratulating me and shit. It's pretty great (sorry GilloD).  8)

I'll change it to "Widowed" at midnight.

Cormacaroni

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5540 on: April 01, 2010, 09:14:12 AM »
Montana is beautiful but it's not the US you're expecting.

You live there? My boss lives there, works from home. It's weird to get these business-like messages all day then suddenly "Oh there are 200 head of elk in my back yard, I'm going to get the shotgun just in case".
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5541 on: April 01, 2010, 09:26:06 AM »
Sleeping with 2/3 women a year is slutty Ichi?  :lol

You must not get out at all jesus.

My bad, thought you had better game than that.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5542 on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:58 AM »
I don't know who said that, but I don't really give a fuck.  I don't like talking about my personal life with random strangers.

P.S. Me insulting you whether you are a slut or not is called TROLLING, dumbfuck.  I'm not invested in where you stick your diseased penis one way or the other.
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demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5543 on: April 01, 2010, 09:35:08 AM »
Ichirou has posted plenty of stories. Like when he spent all his money at the slut bar.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5544 on: April 01, 2010, 09:36:06 AM »
Because there isnt much to discuss Ichi.

What, do you want all the graphic details?  Why the fuck do you care what some random person you'll never meet does with his life?
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demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5545 on: April 01, 2010, 09:40:21 AM »
Why's everything gotta be so personal.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5546 on: April 01, 2010, 09:41:49 AM »
I'm just saying you're a no life loser.

Wow, bro.  Cut me deep.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5547 on: April 01, 2010, 09:44:29 AM »
You really know nothing about my life, Kosma.  Keep talking shit.  At the end of the day, I'm not stuck with an STD for the rest of my life, and you are.  So I win.
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Ichirou

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5548 on: April 01, 2010, 09:46:31 AM »
What, you want me to post pics of my weenis so you can see it's not covered in warts?
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5549 on: April 01, 2010, 09:50:35 AM »
Forget it, Kosma, Ichi doesn't have a macro lens.

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« Reply #5550 on: April 01, 2010, 09:52:13 AM »
Green Shinobi goes from calling me a pedophile, insulting my mother, to making cracks about me having a small penis.  Don't strain that 160+ IQ too much on insults, Glen! You're already straining it to the breaking point, gonna give yourself an aneurysm! :rofl
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5551 on: April 01, 2010, 09:52:59 AM »
My definition of a slut is pretty different from anybody else's, I think. To me a slut is anybody that tries to use sex to fill a void- their sole enjoyment- for the rest of their life at one point of their life or another.
So to me it's not tied up in a number. You could be in a monogamous relationship and be a slut since you only have sex with that person to be 'loved'.
Hence Kosma isn't a slut. But I gather most people including myself have been sluts at one point of our lives.  
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5552 on: April 01, 2010, 09:56:39 AM »
Dude, I already won by the sole fact that my penis isn't covered in warts and open sores like yours is.

Annihilating GS is just a daily fact of my life.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5553 on: April 01, 2010, 09:57:46 AM »
Annihilating GS is just a daily fact of my life.

I had sex in a Seoul hotel room last weekend.

Ichirou annihilated.  8)

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5554 on: April 01, 2010, 09:58:19 AM »
You going to force her to have an abortion too?

Admit it, Shinobi, you love the attention.  You fucking live for it, whore.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5555 on: April 01, 2010, 09:59:55 AM »
If girls ever paid attention to you in the real world, I'm sure you'd come to love it too.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5556 on: April 01, 2010, 10:01:39 AM »
Yeah, I think I'm going to try to infect all my housemates with genital warts.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5557 on: April 01, 2010, 10:03:36 AM »
Here's what I have to say about all the fighting in this thread:
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5558 on: April 01, 2010, 12:02:53 PM »
Jesus, this is what I wake up to?
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Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5559 on: April 01, 2010, 12:05:37 PM »
Just farted reading the last few pages.

Sums up my thoughts pretty well.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5560 on: April 01, 2010, 12:12:05 PM »
Evilbore has been so hateful lately.  It's getting pretty...yea... :-/

The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #5561 on: April 01, 2010, 12:12:21 PM »
Was that before or after that middle-aged divorcée, Mrs. Doubtfire (or whatever her name is), ate out your asshole?
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #5562 on: April 01, 2010, 12:13:02 PM »
Evilbore has been so hateful lately.  It's getting pretty...yea... :-/

I blaming this on Ichirou and Green Shinobi, and I shall give them a public ultimatum: take your shit to PMs and hate fuck. Leave it out of the public domain.
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Himu

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« Reply #5563 on: April 01, 2010, 12:16:32 PM »
Was that before or after that middle-aged divorcée, Mrs. Doubtfire (or whatever her name is), ate out your asshole?


Way after.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5564 on: April 01, 2010, 12:23:52 PM »
Evilbore has been so hateful lately.  It's getting pretty...yea... :-/

I blaming this on Ichirou and Green Shinobi, and I shall give them a public ultimatum: take your shit to PMs and hate fuck. Leave it out of the public domain.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5565 on: April 01, 2010, 12:28:32 PM »
Take crap? They give you crap? Who cares.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5566 on: April 01, 2010, 12:29:31 PM »
Sorry if I'm adding fuel to the fire but I just won't take crap from maggots like ichi or pd anymore.

KOSMA IS MAD AS HELL AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE*

* Unless it comes in penicillin form.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5567 on: April 01, 2010, 12:39:42 PM »
Not the penicillin part. :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5568 on: April 01, 2010, 01:31:13 PM »
I'm still baffled that a person who has genital warts is attacking others for not having as many experiences as he has  :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5569 on: April 01, 2010, 01:35:48 PM »
remember when kosma was an aspiring std free game tester for sony? that star sure as fallen far.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5570 on: April 01, 2010, 01:38:56 PM »
Ofcourse you are baffled, everything baffles you you autisitic virgin twat. If shit didnt baffle you 24/7 you'd probably go out more and experience something.

Also 75-90% people has HPV as you could have read, and funny enough that comes close to the number of people who experienced more then you.

A majority of people my age are dumbasses too, why should I aspire to join the majority? I'm sorry, but your excuses don't hold weight. I'd rather not have genital warts or hpv  :lol

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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #5571 on: April 01, 2010, 01:40:24 PM »
1% have it at any one time, 75-90% have had it in their life.

If only 20 million Americans - out of roughly 350 million - have the virus, that's nowhere close to 75 - 90% you math wizard. :lol
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5572 on: April 01, 2010, 01:42:57 PM »
Quote from: Kosma
But I dont have warts on my dick?

Why are you asking us?

Nice stealth edit. :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5573 on: April 01, 2010, 01:44:42 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5574 on: April 01, 2010, 01:45:29 PM »
1% have it at any one time, 75-90% have had it in their life.

An HPV infection doesn't necessarily mean you're getting genital warts. You, however, have warts on your dick.  You and 1% of Americans.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5575 on: April 01, 2010, 01:47:12 PM »
Yup kosma, with no cold sores to show for it
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Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5576 on: April 01, 2010, 01:47:42 PM »
This is sooooooooooooo stupid
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Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5577 on: April 01, 2010, 01:48:27 PM »
btw kosma, checked up with the doc and I don't have hpv. Whew!
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #5578 on: April 01, 2010, 01:49:03 PM »
It's a jungle out there.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5579 on: April 01, 2010, 01:50:43 PM »
Kosma's story continues to fall apart, like his loins
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