Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780882 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5880 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:58:02 PM »

So is Michael Bay one of those white guys who gets promoted to "honorary brother" status then starts acting a god damn fool, ala John Mayer?

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5881 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:01:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2010, 03:58:02 PM

So is Michael Bay one of those white guys who gets promoted to "honorary brother" status then starts acting a god damn fool, ala John Mayer?

99.9999999% of black people don't know what the hell a "John Mayer" is.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5882 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:02:07 PM »

Hey man, a shit ton of the older black people I know love John Mayer, like my parents/their friends/etc

Himu · « **Reply #5883 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:03:26 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on March 30, 2010, 04:01:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2010, 03:58:02 PM
So is Michael Bay one of those white guys who gets promoted to "honorary brother" status then starts acting a god damn fool, ala John Mayer?

99.9999999% of black people don't know what the hell a "John Mayer" is.

[youtube=560,345]mgIlTyCiVYQ[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5884 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:04:08 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5885 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:07:43 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on March 30, 2010, 03:56:39 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2010, 12:34:29 AM
http://twitter.com/NeoGAF

So, here's the story.

Damn, that's some shit.

Himu · « **Reply #5886 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2010, 04:04:08 PM

[youtube=560,345]0j55mozVwDM[/youtube]

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5887 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:36:00 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 30, 2010, 04:29:36 PM

You keep a twitter about how Neogaf is wronging people?

You don't get out much, do you?

I update like once a month.
80% comes from comments or discussions I see here.
It doesn't take a lot of effort.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5888 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 30, 2010, 03:47:49 PM

The shittines of the first one prevents me from watching the sequel.

Same. I mean, Transformers was far from the worst movie I've ever seen, it just did a lot of things that irritated me. The buzz surrounding the second movie, that it was worst the first by a good margin, was more than enough for me to pass it by.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5889 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:45:50 PM »

I enjoyed the original, but the sequel was pretty bad.

Himu · « **Reply #5890 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:47:27 PM »

The sequel is much better than the original.

The action "choreography" (if such a thing exists in a movie like that) is better, the movie is far more entertaining, and has a bigger focus on the robots rather than the boring humans and it's a better in general.

Of course, saying it's a better movie doesn't mean much.

Transformers 1 was a D movie but Transformers 2 was a C movie.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5891 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:56:54 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 30, 2010, 04:29:36 PM

You keep a twitter about how Neogaf is wronging people?

You don't get out much, do you?

Honestly this thread pretty much does the same on a 24/7 basis so it doesn't seem all that different.

ManaByte · « **Reply #5892 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:23:19 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on March 30, 2010, 03:56:39 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2010, 12:34:29 AM
http://twitter.com/NeoGAF

So, here's the story.
I made the NeoGaf twitter account unofficially. I used it as a list before there were lists. I just followed every single person that linked their twitter account on the forums. That way you could go throw the "Following" link on NeoGaf and find them.
I got permabanned for a racist comment, but that was reduced to 3 months after realizing Dragona had her panties in a twist.
2 Days before it got lifted, NeoGaf went down. I wake up in the morning, half-asleep and see a bunch of people mentioning @NeoGaf on Twitter.
I make a post on it to go to the IRC room to get more info.
Later on I log on and see a lot of people in there and the elitist fucks idling there were none too happy with their sacred room being revealed.
The room location, FYI: studio64.yi.org #ga
Anyways, I have a private conversation with Evilore about it and we decide it's best he controls the Twitter account now. Apparently he already sent a Cease & Desist to Twitter, mentioning the account if I wouldn't give it up, before we even talked.
I then decide to log on to the forums, just to double-check my ban lift date and I saw that during the conversation he changed my ban back to permanent. All while being nice to me.
So he wanted to get control of the account AND permaban me? Fuck that. I just changed the username to NOTNeoGaf. For a while, I think he had no clue. A lot of people don't know you can change Twitter usernames at will. http://twitter.com/NotNeoGaf (I post juicy NeoGaf rumors. Lemme know if you want to contribute)

So fuck Tyler in his distinguished mentally-challenged back-stabbing ass.

I so want someone on GAF to change his tag to "bububu my DVDs!"

Veidt · « **Reply #5893 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:31:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 30, 2010, 04:11:04 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2010, 04:04:08 PM

[youtube=560,345]0j55mozVwDM[/youtube]

damn

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5894 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:31:56 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 05:23:19 PM

I so want someone on GAF to change his tag to "bububu my DVDs!"

Who?

T-Short · « **Reply #5895 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:36:36 PM »

[youtube=560,345]NdoHHK27RMM[/youtube]

ManaByte · « **Reply #5896 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:37:26 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on March 30, 2010, 06:31:56 PM

Quote from: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
I so want someone on GAF to change his tag to "bububu my DVDs!"

Who?

Evilore

Himu · « **Reply #5897 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:38:09 PM »

That tag makes no sense, mana.

Himu · « **Reply #5898 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on March 30, 2010, 06:36:36 PM

[youtube=560,345]NdoHHK27RMM[/youtube]

Cats are awesome.

I want one and a dog too.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5899 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:39:56 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 06:37:26 PM

Quote from: M3wThr33 on March 30, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
Quote from: ManaByte on March 30, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
I so want someone on GAF to change his tag to "bububu my DVDs!"

Who?

Evilore

Heh. I thought it was about me. Recently I was pissed off because I reserved the Toy Story BDs at Toys R Us and they sold out of the Blu-Ray cases, only had DVD ones left. I had to go back 3 more times before they had them. (After I called ahead)

Bebpo · « **Reply #5900 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:48:13 PM »

CNN.com has an article on rapelay as the top world news story.

...uh oh, I sense media storm incoming.

ManaByte · « **Reply #5901 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 30, 2010, 06:38:09 PM

That tag makes no sense, mana.

Evilore had this long epic series of posts about a couple of kids stealing his DVDs and the sting operation he went through to catch them.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5902 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 30, 2010, 06:48:13 PM

CNN.com has an article on rapelay as the top world news story.

...uh oh, I sense media storm incoming.

Hentai rape games are new!

ManaByte · « **Reply #5903 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:53:51 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 30, 2010, 06:48:13 PM

CNN.com has an article on rapelay as the top world news story.

...uh oh, I sense media storm incoming.

It's about a feminist group in the US butting their heads into Japanese business.

I say it's time to bring back NO'MAAM!

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5904 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:59:30 PM »

500% increase in searches for rapelay on piratebay for the next two days. Book it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5905 on:** March 30, 2010, 07:03:07 PM »

Quote

"The idea of banning it, or telling people what they can and can't do just because on the off chance some kid might get involved with it is just ridiculous," said Gardner.

Common Sense

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5906 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:00:04 PM »

The Rapelay video report on CNN is awesome. It's basically like:

"We were here in Japan for 5 minutes and already we've found more perverted crap that you can imagine. There's nothing new about this...basically because Japan is twisted beyond belief. The Pacific Ocean used to protect our gaijinity, but now because of the Internet, our tender parts are being repeatedly violated by Japan's slithering tentacles! Now let's look at this game that lets you rape little girls. Sick! For balanced opinion, lets talk to a couple of pervo Brits who actually get off on this garbage. We tried to talk to the Japanese Government, but none of them would take off their Mexican wrestling masks and talk to us. Back to you, Paula."

etiolate · « **Reply #5907 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:46:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20532629&postcount=31408

This may not end well

Powerslave · « **Reply #5908 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:41:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20379647&postcount=30913

lmfao

archie4208 · « **Reply #5909 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:48:40 PM »

Apparently he's 27 wait what

BlackMage · « **Reply #5910 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:48:45 PM »

It's the love child of Peter Pan and Tinker Bell

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5911 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 30, 2010, 10:41:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20379647&postcount=30913

(Image removed from quote.)

lmfao

Somebody tell this kid that he needs to be 13 to sign up for an internet forum.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5912 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:06:02 PM »

i bet he's got a pretty butt hole

Powerslave · « **Reply #5913 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:08:02 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5914 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:08:48 PM »

i would definitely let him put his mouth around my dick. just for a minute

Powerslave · « **Reply #5915 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:11:13 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #5916 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:35:41 PM »

OMFG THAT HEAD!!!!!!

that guy looks hilarious I couldn't be around him without cracking up

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5917 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »

Watching someone get slammed in the face with a ball is only second to a ball to the groin.

http://sports.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/30

Ichirou · « **Reply #5918 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:41:49 PM »

Why is his head so big? Does he have some weird disorder?

Powerslave · « **Reply #5919 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:45:04 PM »

He is suffering from Mr. Mackey Syndrome

BlackMage · « **Reply #5920 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 30, 2010, 11:41:49 PM

Why is his head so big? Does he have some weird disorder?

he doesn't have a big head.. he has a small body

drew · « **Reply #5921 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:47:21 PM »

he also looks like a girl in the last two pics

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and the first one

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #5922 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:47:59 PM »

That kid is amazingly hot. I'm with fistful on this one.

Himu · « **Reply #5923 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:25:35 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on March 30, 2010, 10:48:40 PM

Apparently he's 27 wait what

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Time to get out the ky

Himu · « **Reply #5924 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:25:48 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 30, 2010, 11:47:59 PM

That kid is amazingly hot. I'm with fistful on this one.

Me first!

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #5925 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:25:44 AM »

you all would, don't lie.

Diunx · « **Reply #5926 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:26:41 AM »

Hot? that kid looks fucking freaky(and hilarious

) I would not fuck it if it had a vagina, but wouldn't say no to a BJ.

Edit: the cheeseburger still looks a little like a dude, would only do if I was extremely drunk one step into passing out territory.

etiolate · « **Reply #5927 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:27:41 AM »

he's like a real life Precious Moments doll

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5928 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:33:06 AM »

Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on March 31, 2010, 02:25:44 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

you all would, don't lie.

I guarantee 75% of the people's girlfriends or wives on here don't look that decent...

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #5929 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:35:12 AM »

it's like a sitcom where a dude is rubbin up on a girl in a hot tub, eventually receives oral sex, then discovers the girl is packin a 8inches of bockwurst and expects reciprocation.

my nightmare

Raban · « **Reply #5930 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:36:56 AM »

That's a man? Wait, is Bam's avatar a man?

K I'm gay now.

BlackMage · « **Reply #5931 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:40:06 AM »

that dude looks like michelle pfeifer

brob · « **Reply #5932 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:44:47 AM »

I couldn't care less if she had a dick last week. She looks nice and has a repository for my dick = I would.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5933 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:47:39 AM »

i'm so confused

lennedsay · « **Reply #5934 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:51:39 AM »

So does this mean I'm straight? Because it feels a little lezzie. I'm so confused now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5935 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:53:45 AM »

http://marctenbosch.com/miegakure/

can't wait

Quote from: lennedsay on March 31, 2010, 02:51:39 AM

So does this mean I'm straight? Because it feels a little lezzie. I'm so confused now.

You sure you don't always feel that way :raisedeyebrow

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #5936 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:55:29 AM »

Quote from: startselect on March 31, 2010, 02:36:56 AM

That's a man? Wait, is Bam's avatar a man?

K I'm gay now.

no, the goddess in my avatar is female.

lennedsay · « **Reply #5937 on:** March 31, 2010, 02:56:56 AM »

I'm not sure what I feel anymore... $:-\$

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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etiolate · « **Reply #5938 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:00:29 AM »

there's this neil gaiman short story about a doctor who invents a cure for cancer that resets DNA and as a side effects, sometimes allows people to change gender on the fly, and he becomes paranoid about his own homosexuality because everyone is using his 'cure' and he's not sure if the guy he's dating has always been a guy or will be a guy the next day even

then he dies of cancer because he's freaked out by the recreational usage of his own cure

The final scene is him looking at a beach full of beautiful gender hopping 'golden gods' of genetic rebooting. cheeseburger threads always make me envision the scene. Pretty freaky.

Just sayin

Diunx · « **Reply #5939 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:04:35 AM »

Link?

News:

Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780882 times)