Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Veidt]

It's true.
Africa makes people crazy.I think it's the heat.

Oh I forgot to say...

We used to throw it FROM THEIR ROOF INTO THEIR HOUSES.

[The Fake Shemp]

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

[The Fake Shemp]

In Africa, bullies get a steaming pile of AIDS.

[Veidt]

I meant to say Burning coal from the "Burjikoh" ( oven)

Africa is fucking crazy

[Himu]

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

[fistfulofmetal]

ahahaha the comment the dude read about the team making some cuts and she was left hanging out to dry hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Barry Egan]

One time I got back at a bully by punching his younger brother in the stomach.  That's street justice.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He beat the shit out of me a few seconds later 

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[Joe Molotov]

In Africa, bullies get a steaming pile of AIDS.

To be fair though, so does everyone else.

[Phoenix Dark]

That video on trolling is just another example of The Onion ruining real news programs for me. I couldn't help but laugh throughout the video, especially when the overweight internet trolling expert was introduced 

"this new phenomena.."

I've been trolling for a decade nukkaz

[Powerslave]

poorly

[AdmiralViscen]

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

[Madrun Badrun]

[BlueTsunami]

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

You ever watch Freaks and Geeks? He probably just wanted to go to the ballpark or science museum with ya' guys  :'(

[Himu]

That video on trolling is just another example of The Onion ruining real news programs for me. I couldn't help but laugh throughout the video, especially when the overweight internet trolling expert was introduced 

"this new phenomena.."

I've been trolling for a decade nukkaz

Same. It is just like an onion video.

[BlueTsunami]

[cool breeze]

uh, I don't know how to link it, but watch any youtube video and click on TEXTp

It's an april fools joke or whatever but it looks awesome. 

[Madrun Badrun]

http://youtube-global.blogspot.com/

That does look cool.

[demi]

TEXTp is cool, I would use it when watching music vids (the vids with a static image)

Why they made this and fucked up their entire layout period is beyond me

[The Fake Shemp]

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

... that was the day AdmiralViscen killed a dude.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[CrystalGemini]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20532629&postcount=31408

This may not end well

Reposting pic:


Chick totally looks like a girl I went to school with:

[BobFromPikeCreek]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20556392&postcount=31506

This post is cheeseburger confirmation.

[Reb]

It's well known she's a post op, there's nothing left to confirm.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Oh really? lol oops

[Green Shinobi]

Where are you guys getting the cheeseburger shit from?

If she is one, then a bunch of dudes in that thread are looking pretty silly right about now.

[Reb]

She a very active poster in the transgender thread.

I think all the guys are trying to come off as open minded.

[Reb]

I just want to kick it with a former dude.

[cool breeze]

http://www.4colorrebellion.com/

my website back in the day was that, except red and with a dbz midi

[Crushed]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/synnibarr-raven-mccracken.php?page=1

please tell me that at least one of you played this game

[The Fake Shemp]

Green Shinobi, he publicly admitted he's a post op cheeseburger. This is well known on NeoGAF, but they are all white nights - cheeseburger vag be damned!

[Fresh Prince]

It's pretty easy to be open minded on the internet and flatter her but I'm pretty sure most of the would run a mile if they met one on the basis of having a long term relationship or just a sexual one.

[brob]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops? I get that jamie ain't got no tubes, but fuck, that's a plus no?

 I'm not attracted to women because they have some chromosome that I'm hounding for. I'm in it for the tits and shit. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck I'm down to fuck. That's my view on the matter and it ain't no politically correct white male guilt knight bullshit.

[Green Shinobi]

I don't think I've ever seen cheeseburger vag. I'm kinda scared to google it. Can anyone (PD) recommend a video that would kind of ease me into it?

[Fresh Prince]

I think I understand her from a psychological point of view, wanting to be called 'she', thinking\knowing\feeling herself to be a woman makes her a woman etc. But I don't think when push came to shove it would be a hurdle I couldn't get over.

[Green Shinobi]

If somehow you unknowingly got into a relationship with a transsexual, and it got really serious, and you were really in love, and you adopted kids and shit and bought a Golden Retriever, would you rather that she told you eventually, or that she didn't?

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/synnibarr-raven-mccracken.php?page=1

please tell me that at least one of you played this game

[Stoney Mason]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops?

Up tight hetero dudes looking to make fun of anything different. (Despite 50% of them having pig-looking wives)

[aoi tsuki]

If somehow you unknowingly got into a relationship with a transsexual, and it got really serious, and you were really in love, and you adopted kids and shit and bought a Golden Retriever, would you rather that she told you eventually, or that she didn't?

It's like if you SO cheated on you, didn't contract an STI, and you never found out. i really don't see the advantage of knowing, but OTOH, things get way more fucked up if they find out.

[Crushed]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops?

Up tight hetero dudes looking to make fun of anything different. (Despite 50% of them having pig-looking wives)

then there was that south park episode that convinced tons of edgy internet hipsters that post-ops were just gay dudes with mutilated penises

[AdmiralViscen]

Why would I want to fuck an inverted dick with no self-lubrication? I know what a pussy is, sorry.

[Stoney Mason]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops?

Up tight hetero dudes looking to make fun of anything different. (Despite 50% of them having pig-looking wives)

then there was that south park episode that convinced tons of edgy internet hipsters that post-ops were just gay dudes with mutilated penises

Don't remind me. I like South Park and all but its the epitome of internet posting. Talking shit about shit that doesn't remotely concern you.

[Himu]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops? I get that jamie ain't got no tubes, but fuck, that's a plus no?

 I'm not attracted to women because they have some chromosome that I'm hounding for. I'm in it for the tits and shit. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck I'm down to fuck. That's my view on the matter and it ain't no politically correct white male guilt knight bullshit.

word

Not only this but I doubt most people would be able to score a chick who looks like Jamie.

[The Fake Shemp]

Up tight hetero dudes looking to make fun of anything different. (Despite 50% of them having pig-looking wives)

I'm sorry if I offended you, Stoney. I wish you and your post-op partner much continued success!

Not only this but I doubt most people would be able to score a chick who looks like Jamie.

Woe are all the single males unable to score a post op cheeseburger. The world is your oyster, Himuro!

[Stoney Mason]

Up tight hetero dudes looking to make fun of anything different. (Despite 50% of them having pig-looking wives)

I'm sorry if I offended you, Stoney. I wish you and your post-op partner much continued success!

lulz. I don't care if people hate post op or love post op or pre-op for that matter. Just calling it as i see it.

I'll masturbate to anything that makes my jimmy thicken.

[Diunx]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops? I get that jamie ain't got no tubes, but fuck, that's a plus no?

 I'm not attracted to women because they have some chromosome that I'm hounding for. I'm in it for the tits and shit. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck I'm down to fuck. That's my view on the matter and it ain't no politically correct white male guilt knight bullshit.

word

Not only this but I doubt most people would be able to score a chick who looks like Jamie.

Well yeah most dudes try to avoid dating chicks that look like men.

[brawndolicious]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops? I get that jamie ain't got no tubes, but fuck, that's a plus no?

 I'm not attracted to women because they have some chromosome that I'm hounding for. I'm in it for the tits and shit. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck I'm down to fuck. That's my view on the matter and it ain't no politically correct white male guilt knight bullshit.

That's assuming an ideal situation where you can't tell the difference between an inverted penis and a vagina.

[Himu]

In danger of being a white knight, but what's really the big deal with post-ops? I get that jamie ain't got no tubes, but fuck, that's a plus no?

 I'm not attracted to women because they have some chromosome that I'm hounding for. I'm in it for the tits and shit. If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck I'm down to fuck. That's my view on the matter and it ain't no politically correct white male guilt knight bullshit.

word

Not only this but I doubt most people would be able to score a chick who looks like Jamie.

Well yeah most dudes try to avoid dating chicks that look like men.

Yes, this really looks like a man.

[cool breeze]

there isn't really a problem with this whole cheeseburger business as long as they avoid that cheeseburger surprise.  I mean, if you don't come out with it right away, you're just lying to the guy by making him think you're are a natural woman.  If you say it outright, then that just may scare away any potential emotional connections or something like that.  But yeah, no matter all the surgery is done, they still won't be all woman.  Depends on what the guy wants out of the relationship.

[Himu]

there isn't really a problem with this whole cheeseburger business as long as they avoid that cheeseburger surprise.  I mean, if you don't come out with it right away, you're just lying to the guy by making him think you're are a natural woman.  If you say it outright, then that just may scare away any potential emotional connections or something like that.  But yeah, no matter all the surgery is done, they still won't be all woman.  Depends on what the guy wants out of the relationship.

It's a double edged sword. On one hand admission to the man about your past may seem honest, but transsexuals and transgendered people are statistically one of the most physically abused people. So what are you going to do? Risk getting beaten - or killed in some cases - or don't tell him because it doesn't really matter? If she told you she was just incapable of reproducing would that really change anything and would your opinions of her change based on this new information compared to if she was, say, a mtf?

I can see both sides.

[Stoney Mason]

there isn't really a problem with this whole cheeseburger business as long as they avoid that cheeseburger surprise.  I mean, if you don't come out with it right away, you're just lying to the guy by making him think you're are a natural woman.  If you say it outright, then that just may scare away any potential emotional connections or something like that.  But yeah, no matter all the surgery is done, they still won't be all woman.  Depends on what the guy wants out of the relationship.

I honestly don't think cheeseburger surprise happens as much as its made out on the internet. It makes for great internet porn but in real life its probably not that common. I mean of course there will initially be potentially a surprise but that is sort of inherent because of the situation.  

It's pretty simple. People are attracted to a lot of different things. I find it silly to make fun of people being attracted to certain things that I'm not no matter what the case (unless I'm kidding around or something) although I completely understand a dude not being attracted to another dude that now looks like a women. But then I feel the same way about two dudes being attracted to each other. Obviously that isn't my inclination or taste but it doesn't shock me or gross me out that two dudes are attracted to each other. It's none of my business.

[Himu]

I'll just lay it on the table: I'm attracted to femininity, period.

[MCD]

it's ok himu, we won't judge what you fap to.

[WrikaWrek]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=391724&page=2


So people think it's completely horrible to put the kid in jail for life, but it's normal for kids at the age of 12 to get a shotgun.

A lot of people in that thread should just kill themselves.

[Mupepe]

I had a shotgun when I was like 7 or 8.   

12 is old enough for that kid to know what he did and go to assrape prison.  Have fun.

[brawndolicious]

Especially as the alternative would be that he's out by 21.  A kid who can murder somebody like that is probably just permanently going to be a psychopath.

[cool breeze]

um, what would be the alternative to putting him in prison? it's pretty hard to make "shot pregnant woman in the face while she was sleeping killing both her and the unborn child" sound innocent regardless of age.  they even mention that he put a blanket around the gun to hide it before he went into her bedroom.

[Mupepe]

yuh.  he knew exactly what he was doing.  This isn't some "developing mind" type shit here. 

[MCD]

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20556392&postcount=31506

This post is cheeseburger confirmation.

what does dt even mean

[The Fake Shemp]

Uh, if you look back, Jamie has publicly admitted that he is a guy and gets offended when folks still refer to him as a "he".